Chapter 19: I Have a Friend
Jiang Xun in the bedroom didn't know that he had become a madman in the eyes of Napoleon Wang and Di Chubby.
Now he has to abandon all distractions and concentrate on editing videos.
This may be the closest he has ever been to success, no matter what external factors can't stop him from editing videos, if he is blocked by external factors, then he's a barking puppy!
In an instant, Jiang Xun was full of faith.
“……”
About three minutes later, Jiang Xun let out a long yawn, glanced at the progress, and couldn't help but be stunned.
Hey, how did you get 2% of the workload done?
He looked at the time again, and saw that it was already past twelve o'clock, and it was almost time to take a nap.
Get some sleep first.
After this thought came to mind, Jiang Xun did not hesitate, got up from the computer desk, immediately went to bed, found a small quilt, and lay down comfortably.
Being sleepy is not an external factor, it is an internal factor.
So it doesn't count as a breach of contract by itself.
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun slept more at ease.
Napping is the most comfortable time, lying in bed, feeling the warm sun shining on you, this feeling has an indescribable comfort.
Jiang Xun was enjoying the sunshine like this, and suddenly, he seemed to hear some squirming sound, and he raised his eyelids in a daze, and vaguely, he seemed to see two figures standing in the sun, whispering something.
"Will it work?"
"Don't worry, I often help patients with acupuncture, although this is the first time to acupuncture in the form of a cat, but it should be about the same. Meow~"
"What if you make a mistake? Let's 'let's 'phlebotomy therapy', just cut two cuts at will, and you don't need to look for the acupuncture points you mentioned, it's absolutely safe." Or we each take a step back, and you stick a needle in his head, and I'll cut a cut in him......"
“……”
Hearing the discussion between the two of them, Jiang Xun, who was still sleepy-eyed, suddenly woke up, sit-ups, and sat up directly.
What the hell, horror movies, right?
His eyes widened, he looked at Ren Jie Meow with an embroidery needle in front of him and Napoleon Wang with a knife, and exclaimed, "What do you want to do?!" ”
"Medicine, help you heal!"
Napoleon was righteous and awe-inspiring, and he looked like he was sacrificing himself for others.
Jiang Xun: ?
"Where did I get sick, are you crazy?" Jiang Xun couldn't help but say.
"If you weren't sick, would you be alone in your room and stealing silly fun?" Napoleon Wang had an expression of 'I have seen through you', "Don't worry, I guarantee that the medicine will be eliminated!" Wang~"
After that, Napoleon Wang was about to step forward.
"No, I'm fine!"
Jiang Xun took a deep breath, snatched the knife from Napoleon Wang's hand, and directly pressed Napoleon Wang on the bed with the other hand, and then looked at Di Fatpang on the side: "Where should you play!" ”
Fortunately, I didn't fall asleep completely, otherwise, I can't imagine what kind of torture I would have suffered.
When he slept in the future, he felt that he needed to stand guard with two eyes in turn, otherwise Jiang Xun had no idea what terrible things would happen after he fell asleep!
"I think what Mr. Jiang said makes sense."
Suddenly, Ren Jie Meow on the side spoke, and then said: "I can't tell whether Mr. Jiang is sick or not through some behaviors, I think I still need to diagnose it." Hope and inquiry, only hope is not enough. Meow~"
Hearing Ren Jie Meow's very rational words, Jiang Xun couldn't help but nod and gave Ren Jie Meow a thumbs up: "That's right, it's worthy of being a detective, and the logic is one set in one!" ”
Jen Jie Meow: ......
Don't be a detective with me!
Although Renjie Meow was a little depressed, he still took the initiative to step forward and said to Jiang Xunmeow: "Mr. Jiang, please put your claws ...... Ah no, please stick your wrist out and let me take your pulse. Meow~"
Seeing Renjie meow looking so serious, Jiang Xun was a little surprised.
Does Di Renjie know how to heal, I haven't heard much of it.
Although he was a little puzzled in his heart, in order not to take turns standing guard with two eyes in order to sleep in the future, Jiang Xun still stretched out his hand and handed it to Ren Jie Meow.
And Renjie Meow also stretched out his claws and put them on Jiang Xun's wrist, and in an instant, the big fat orange in front of him seemed to have directly transformed, Jiang Xun felt that what he was looking for was not a big fat orange, but an old doctor who was proficient in medical skills.
Soon, Renjie Meow's expression became very serious, and sometimes he made a 'tsk' sound.
Originally, Jiang Xun's mentality was not bad, but Renjie Meow made this kind of sound, which made Jiang Xun feel very worried.
Ren Jie meow very seriously: "Do you occasionally have back pain and knee pain from time to time?" ”
Jiang Xun nodded.
"Sometimes dizziness and tinnitus, can't keep up the energy during the day, and sleeps at night when you have insomnia and dreams, five heart irritations, hot flashes and night sweats?"
"It should ...... Yes, I'm not sure, it seems like this. ”
"Open your mouth and show me the tongue coating."
"Ahh
"The throat is dry and the cheeks are red, the tongue is red and there is no moss, and the pulse is thin...... Tsk, it's terrible, it's terrible~"
Ren Jiemeow's brow was furrowed, and it seemed as if this disease was very tricky.
And Jiang Xun couldn't help but take a deep breath when he saw Renjie's meow, and then secretly opened his mobile phone, checked Di Renjie in Baidu, and found that this guy really knows medical skills!
Then Jiang Xun took a look at his symptoms again, and when he saw 'cancer', his eyes went black directly.
After a while, he came to his senses, and then asked Ren Jie Meow nervously, "Master Di, what kind of illness am I?" Cancer, can I still be saved?! ”
"What is cancer?"
Renjie meow tilted his head and asked very suspiciously.
Jiang Xun didn't know how to explain to Ren Jiemeow.
Looking at Jiang Xun's hurried posture, Ren Jiemeow straightened his head back again, and said to Jiang Xunmeow: "It's not cancer, your performance is a typical early kidney deficiency!" Meow~"
Jiang Xun: ???
After hearing the 'kidney deficiency', Jiang Xun did not hesitate, and directly qualified three times: "I don't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Just kidding, his mother has been single so far, how can he have kidney deficiency.
Jiang Xun was a little crazy in his heart.
Soon, Jiang Xun took a deep breath and gradually calmed down.
Although kidney deficiency is often said after excessive fatigue, staying up late, irregular work and rest, excessive drinking, overeating, drinking too little water, and eating a salty diet may cause kidney deficiency.
Ren Jie Meow seemed to be used to seeing such a situation, so he couldn't help but shake his head, meowed, and said to Napoleon not far away: "Mr. Na, let's go, it's not crazy." Meow~"
After that, I will go back to watch "Detective Di Renjie" with Napoleon Wang.
Although he hadn't experienced it, his blood was boiling after reading it, and even he wanted to shout 'Yuanfang, what do you think'.
Seeing that Renjie Meow was leaving, Jiang Xun was a little entangled, and after hesitating for a moment, he immediately grabbed Renjie Meow and asked in a low voice: "Renjie Meow, I don't actually have those symptoms, what I just said is not my symptoms, it is a friend of mine, I want to ask for my friend now, what should I do in this case?" ”
After finishing speaking, Jiang Xun further added: "It's a real friend, don't get me wrong." ”
After Ren Jie Meow was pulled, he immediately showed the needle: "It's simple, just prick a needle!" ”
Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun went to bed without hesitation: "Tie, just tie!" It's okay to treat me as a crape myrtle! ”
Seeing this scene in front of him, Ren Jiemeow was puzzled again.
"Didn't you say you were your friend?"
"I'll try it for my friend first." Jiang Xun is not afraid of boiling water.
"That's the horn."