Chapter 38: I, Thief Saint!
"Borrowed, borrowed."
"I'm glad I will."
"Huh? Why are you a little noodle, from Shibei? ”
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
"Hello hello, I want to ask what the situation is now?"
“……”
With a total of about 30 people, Jiang Xun shuttled through the crowd for a while, and soon harvested a large number of mobile phones.
They even took a black plastic bag to put it on.
After stealing a circle, Jiang Xun was a little puzzled.
Are these really thieves, why don't you feel as good as me?
The middle-aged man with a scruffy beard was still saying something, and it seemed that someone was not convinced and came up to 'break his head'.
The thieves' heads are very unpretentious, they are their 'trophies' last night, it seems that whoever has more loot is the leader of the new generation of thieves, referred to as the king of thieves.
This made Jiang Xun feel a little surprised.
After all, in his impression, these criminal gangs should be organized and disciplined, and belong to the kind of people who have a boss to share the spoils in a unified manner, how can they be like this now?
Could it be that they said that brother was arrested at the train station two days ago?
Then this boss is also quite close to the people, and he personally went into battle as a pickpocket, but he was not good at learning, and he was used as a meritorious service for the police comrades.
Jiang Xun shook his head, opened his mobile phone in the audience, chose Wang Wanyu's contact information, and sent her a text message: "Report, One Piece of the Town has reappeared in the rivers and lakes!" V I'm 50, listen to me tell about the past of the first gathering of thieves in Zhenhai City. ”
Not long after, Wang Wanyu sent a '? ’。
Jiang Xun didn't beep much, and directly explained the situation here, and then added a WeChat with Wang Wanyu, ready to open location sharing.
After all, it's still quite hard to find.
Then, Jiang Xun was bored and waited with Yun Changmeow...... Ahh
I've listened to the unshaven man's speech so much that it's even imperceptibly like this!
It's terrible, it's terrible!
This incitement!
And at this moment, these pickpockets seem to be in a bit of a commotion, as if they are planning to leave.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun couldn't help but be anxious.
No, Officer Wang hasn't come yet, don't go!
For a while, Jiang Xun thought about it, and when he saw the gold and silver treasures on the table, he immediately sneered, became angry, and shouted: "Everyone, slow down!" ”
The voice was magnificent, and it swept the audience for a while.
Countless pairs of thieves stared at Jiang Xun, and they had different doubts with each other.
Who's going to send this?
Jiang Xun saw this situation, not much more, under the surprised eyes of everyone, Jiang Xun walked straight to the front of the stage, threw the black plastic bag like this, and then opened his mouth and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Chen Quan, I am studying at Xia Ji Ba Shan University, I am a male lecturer who is proficient in human nature, and I only need three sentences to make people willingly spend money for me......
Thieves: ???
The bearded man had a bad face: "No, who are you?" In the end, there is no seriousness, what nonsense! ”
"Listen to me, don't worry."
Jiang Xun smiled and took the initiative to come over, and the man took a cautious step back, but it had no effect, Jiang Xun's ability had already been activated, and the man's mobile phone and watch in front of him had already arrived in his hands.
Jiang Xun raised the mobile phone and watch in his hand, and said with a smile: "Look, what is this?" ”
Seeing this, the man was stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "Why are my mobile phone and watch here?" ”
"What's yours!"
Jiang Xun laughed, quite publicly, and then pulled the black plastic bag like this, and the contents instantly appeared in front of the thieves: "Look, what is this?!" ”
All of a sudden, the thieves looked at each other, and they soon felt that these things seemed to be familiar.
"Huh?"
"I'm super, my necklace!"
"Fuck, stealing something on us?!"
"When did this kid move his hand, so fast! How did we not perceive! ”
"Fighting eagles all day long, how can I be pecked by eagles!"
“……”
The thieves were furious, if their eyes could kill, they estimated that they would have killed Jiang Xun a thousand times, ten thousand times!
Seeing this, Jiang Xun did not have the slightest fear.
After all, he is not fighting alone, he still has a big brother!
If these thieves want to attack their own weak little flower, then his eldest brother Yun Changmeow will definitely let them see what Guan Yunchang's anger is!
Between the words, Jiang Xun glanced around and was suddenly stunned.
Wait a minute, where's my big brother?
Jiang Xun suddenly found that Yun Changmeow was gone!
And at this moment, the surrounding thieves have a bad attitude.
And Jiang Xun took a deep breath, and after shouting in a low voice, 'For the gourd baby to successfully rescue grandpa', he drove the glory of the legion, which was very excited, and turned into a spicy man: "What's wrong?" Not to say according to the stolen money...... Ahh So many of you here, I stole them all! And this unshaven guy even stole it in front of you! ”
After that, Jiang Xun covered his heart, heartbroken, heartbroken, painful...... Anyway, it hurts, there is a kind of pain of 'washing kelp': "I just came back from Gaohai, and I want to lead everyone to become bigger and stronger in Zhenhai and become an international team, but I didn't expect that there would be a group of untrustworthy people here, which really broke my heart!" ”
Hearing Jiang Xun say this, all the thieves looked at each other, and then one of them shouted in the crowd: "We don't know you, who knows that you are not a hook yet, what if it is a hook?!" ”
"That's right!"
"Get out of here, don't be an eyesore here!"
“……”
The crowd was surging again, Jiang Xun saw this situation, immediately took a deep breath, and then said: "What is the leader who is not the leader, in fact, I Jiang ...... I don't care about Chen, I mainly want to return to my hometown, give back to my hometown, and teach my colleagues in my hometown the art of stealing! ”
Hearing Jiang Xun's words, the bearded brother on the side instantly gave a thumbs up.
It is also said on the Internet that the birth rate in Huaguo is very low now, let your mother's fart, isn't this everywhere births?
Is it such a way to give back to your hometown?
With you in my hometown, it's really sad in my hometown.
But it doesn't matter to Brother Huzi, he is also very greedy for Jiang Xun's theft skills.
When Jiang Xun stole him, he really didn't notice it at all.
It's too strong.
They are all peers, so they naturally know what this amazing stealing skill means.
He decided to apprentice first.
As for the name of the chief? It doesn't matter, it's just a name.
However, in order to stabilize Jiang Xun, Brother Hu Zi did not hesitate, and immediately shouted: "Okay, Brother Chen Gaoyi!" We are all willing to support you as the new leader! ”
Seeing this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile.
The next moment, he pretended to turn his head, covered his mouth and shouted, "I propose to make Chen Longtou a thief saint!" ”
Then, Jiang Xun pretended to be displeased and scolded loudly: "Don't make trouble, how can I be a thief!" ”
Brother Beard: ......
Thieves: ......
You think it's a TV series, right, we can't see your obvious actions?
But it doesn't matter, it's important to learn your skills!
So the thieves did not hesitate, and immediately shouted: "Thief Saint, Chen Thief Saint!" ”
Jiang Xun nodded with satisfaction.
I, thief!
Chen Quan, no thanks, buddy has given you a whole title this time!
Jiang Xun felt that after Chen Quan knew about this, he would definitely thank him.
However, Jiang Xun still has two doubts.
First, where did Yun Changmeow go.
Second, when will the police come? I'm a thief, hurry up and close the Internet café sir!