Chapter 47: Dust to Dust, Dust to Dust
After a long time, with the intervention of Jiang Xun, Napoleon Wang and Renjie Meow, the picture of Yun Changmeow angrily beating Sun Quanwang came to an end.
Sun Quanwang hid pitifully behind the washing machine and couldn't come out after being killed.
And Yun Changmeow was pulled by Jiang Xun, and pleaded vigorously: "Second master, second master, forget it, give me a face, forget it." ”
Hearing Jiang Xun's voice of intercession for help, Sun Quanwang was greatly moved in his heart, and was about to make up his mind in his heart to give Jiang Xun endless glory and wealth, but heard Jiang Xun then admonish bitterly: "Second master, think about it, if you beat him to death in one breath today, then spare this old boy, you beat him every day, how good!" ”
Sun Quanwang: ......
I retract my thoughts.
Are you still a person, Jiang Xun!
No wonder I always feel that Jiang Xun has a familiar atmosphere, it turns out that you are also a dog!
Although he thought so in his heart, Sun Quanwang didn't dare to say anything, so he could only listen to Jiang Xun pleading for himself.
Why did Sun Quanwang kill Yun Changmeow in the first place?
Because in Cao Ying, Guan Yu interceded with Zhang Liao, which led to Cao Cao pardoning Zhang Liao!
If he hadn't interceded back then, Zhang Liao would still have '800 tigers to step on the river, and 100,000 Wu soldiers would have lost their hearts'?!
Although the Battle of Xincheng took place in the thirteenth year after Yun Changmeow's death.
But Sun Quanwang is a time-space policeman, and the unpredictable prophet can't do it?!
So everything is Yun Changmeow's fault!
Under the repeated persuasion of Jiang Xun, Renjie Meow and Napoleon Wang, Yun Changmeow gradually became angry, snorted coldly, pointed to Sun Quanwang behind the washing machine, and meowed: "Sun Zhongmou, spare your dog's life today!" Meow~! ”
After that, Yun Changmeow snorted coldly, and then returned to the hall, sitting on the sofa, the originally fried hair had slowly returned to normal.
Seeing this, Renjie Meow couldn't help but sigh a little.
Napoleon Wang put on a look of 'really wonderful, I can see such a scene every day in the future', which made Jiang Xun a little speechless.
Jiang Xun pulled Sun Quanwang out from behind the washing machine, and then pointed at Sun Quanwang, who was cowardly, and said: "Next time, don't hide behind my furniture, if Yun Changmeow splits my furniture, tomorrow I will find a way to call Fan Hao out and eat a dog meat hot pot!" ”
That is true.
Today is about to scare Jiang Xun to death.
It's not because Sun Quanwang is going to be beaten to death by Yun Changmeo, but because he is afraid that Yun Changmeow will destroy his furniture.
Furniture is expensive!
After Yun Changmeow left, Sun Quanwang gradually stopped cowardly, and after breathing a sigh of relief, he said very chic and generously: "It's just a little money, the widow is rich in Jiangdong, and it's not over when I go back to the tomb to dig two funeral goods, the widow's funeral goods can be said to be priceless!" Wang~"
When Jiang Xun heard this, he couldn't help but be moved.
yes, I forgot about it.
These historical pets, but there are mausoleums!
If you can bring out the treasures from their tombs, won't you make a fortune?
Then you still need to rent a villa? Buy directly, buy big, buy the whole villa area!
Punishment, this is really a punishment!
Jiang Xun felt a little confused, and looked at Sun Quanwang, which made Jiang Xun feel that Sun Quanwang, the dog in front of him, became clear-eyed.
Think about your current lineup.
Sun Quan, the Emperor of Eastern Wu! Emperor, there are big drops of funeral goods!
Wu Zhou Prime Minister Di Renjie! Prime Minister, there are big drops of funeral goods!
Martial Saint Guan Yunchang! Martial saint, funerary goods...... This is a bit hanging, after all, Guan Yunchang can be said to be 'headresting in Luoyang, lying in the sun, and returning to his hometown', I really don't know what the situation is.
Emperor Napoleon! Emperor, funerary goods...... Let's not talk about this, it should be no fart.
But there is one more crucial issue.
The mausoleums of the above-mentioned ones now seem to be ancient tombs protected by the state, and there may be a problem of robbing the tombs......
Jiang Xun sighed deeply, feeling that he still had to be a bounty hunter to earn the ocean.
"Okay, okay, you make do with it in the second bedroom for a few days, and wait for Yun Chang's meow to disappear." After realizing the problem, Jiang Xun waved his hand, and after arranging a place for Sun Quanwang, he walked out of the second bedroom and looked at the hall.
Seeing this, Sun Quanwang shrugged his ears indifferently, and secretly looked at Yun Changmeow in the hall at the door, his eyes full of vigilance.
It seems that he is worried that Yun Chang Meow will kill a horse gun.
After Jiang Xun came to the living room, he sat on the sofa.
Actually, how do you say it? The era of the Three Kingdoms can be said to be an era of heroes, and each of the Three Kingdoms has its own wins, such as Ji Han won in loyalty and was won in ruthlessness.
Soochow is different.
They won in the Three Kingdoms Kill.
Those who commit the territory of Great Wu will be broken by Sheng!
There seemed to be a sunny and cheerful world Xu Sheng smiling in his mind, and he couldn't help but let Jiang Xun take a deep breath and return to reality.
Seeing that Yun Changmeow still seemed to be a little cold, and there was murderous intent all around, Jiang Xun also took a deep breath, took the initiative to step forward, and after thinking about it, he made up his mind and whispered to Yun Changmeow: "Second master, don't be so unhappy~ Think about happy things." ”
When Yun Changmeow heard this, he took a deep breath, and then said apologetically to Jiang Xun, "Mr. Jiang, I'm sorry. Guan was angry for a while, but he damaged the door, it was Guan's. Meow~"
Door?
Hearing this, Jiang Xun looked at the door of the second bedroom.
Sure enough, a big hole was found under the door, and it seemed that Yun Changmeow hit it directly and knocked out a hole.
Jiang Xun: ......
You don't say I really haven't seen it.
"It's okay, no one lives in the second bedroom."
Jiang Xun took a deep breath and said to Yun Changmeow, "People are okay...... No, the cat is fine, I'll give you the whole custom scooter when I'll pay for it. ”
Having drawn cakes before, Jiang Xun originally planned to be a puppy to fool Yun Changmeow.
But seeing Yun Changmeow's lethality just now, Jiang Xun swallowed his saliva directly and gave up his unrealistic capitalist fantasy.
Let's keep our promises.
Facts have proved that only when the broad masses of laborers have absolute force will the capitalists give in and fulfill their promises, and blindly tolerating will not exchange the soft-heartedness of the capitalists!
After hearing Jiang Xun's words, Yun Changmeo's eyes lit up, and in an instant, the anger that he had originally seen Jiang Dong's rat generation disappeared, and his little ears stood up all of a sudden.
Yun Changmeow's anger has actually disappeared by half.
He's a cat who has already died once, and the dust is back to the dust~
And the most important thing is that you can beat Sun Quanwang every day in the future, and you don't have to rush for a while.
Motorcycles are different, after Yun Changmeow saw a motorcycle, he was deeply fascinated by him.
Jiang Xun couldn't help but sigh deeply, just when he thought that his wallet was going to bleed heavily, he suddenly saw the three little minions bouncing over to repair the door, and he was suddenly stunned, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.
"Truly."
Jiang Xun laughed evilly and stepped forward to pat the Minion on the shoulder.
The wise-looking minion turned his head in confusion, but found Jiang Xun's expression: "You go and build me a small motorcycle, the kind that is suitable for Yun Changmeow!" ”
That is true.
What's cooler than working in vain?
Since the Minions are so good, let them do it!
When the three Minions heard this, they directly saluted, and then muttered some Minion language.
I don't understand, but their gaze is steadfast.
Jiang Xun was relieved and didn't ask about their plans.
The main thing is trust!
Of course, it is also possible that you don't understand it at all.