Chapter 68: Di Fat Class's Class Begins!
Jiang Xun never expected that after the two fellows met, they would conduct a wave of 1V1 solo because of the French accent problem.
Fortunately, Jiang Xun had learned French in his dreams, so he could understand what they were saying.
The content is called an unsightly, even with some French slang from different eras...... Jiang Xun couldn't understand this.
Let's be honest, when it comes to language.
Both of them could understand what they were saying, but it was a little weird, and it was a little different from normal French.
One is with a Corsican accent, similar to Dazuo.
One is a nineteen-year-old village flower in the countryside, full of dialect films.
In terms of authenticity, it is naturally more authentic to the village flowers.
But when it comes to orthodoxy, it must be that the only emperor of France is more orthodox. (The other emperor was Napoleon III, Napoleon's nephew)
However, there is no difference between high and low language, as long as you can understand it.
But it is clear that these two are now quarreling over who is French Orthodoxy.
Jiang Xun was also very helpless, he didn't know what to say.
He has never been to France, how can he be a referee? And when he speaks French, he also has a Corsican flavor, which is inevitably suspected of pulling the shelf.
Napoleon Wang and Joan of Arc Meow's quarrel and scolding the streets...... The cross-out was because the discussion of the beauty of the French language was too loud, but it attracted the other three little ones.
"What's the situation?"
Guan Erye Danfeng's eyes narrowed, and he looked at Jiang Xun, a little unpredictable about the situation in front of him.
In Yun Changmeow's sight, the two of them spoke strange language, confused, and couldn't understand a word.
However, it can be seen with the naked eye that Napoleon Wang can't seem to quarrel with Joan of Arc.
That is true.
His Majesty the Emperor of France talked about quarrelling, how could he be with the village girl...... Ah no, how about the village flowers?
The family is from a professional background.
Although Sun Quanwang came over with the dog, his eyes were still on his mobile phone.
Renjie Meow was very interested, eating melon seeds while watching the 'battle situation', and beside Renjie Meow, it was Rat Yuanfang who kept sucking out the flesh of nuts such as melon seeds, walnuts, and pistachios, and then handed them to Renjie Meow.
Wait, where do their nuts come from?
Jiang Xun suddenly fell into deep thought, but soon he reacted, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, a new member has arrived, she is a hero of France, Joan of Arc of Battle, who once charged into battle in the Anglo-French War and recovered a lot of lost territory for France, she and the emperor of France have some common language and are communicating in friendship." ”
Friendly exchanges?
Hearing Jiang Xun's fart-like lies, all the meows looked at each other directly.
Looking at Napoleon Wang and Joan of Arc who almost flew to their faces, a pair of eyes looked straight at Jiang Xun.
Do you call this a friendly exchange?
And Jiang Xun was calm and calm, saying that it was like this.
Jiang Xun and the other three sat on the sofa and waited for them to quarrel, and finally ten minutes later, Jiang Xun stepped forward and grabbed Napoleon Wang, and persuaded Napoleon Wang: "Forget it, it's useless to quarrel so much." ”
The Minions also intimately brought water glasses to Napoleon Wang and Joan of Arc.
"I think she's a woman, let her go."
Napoleon drained all the water in one gulp, and then said indignantly: "Believe it or not, if I use all my strength, I will never make Joan of Arc look good!" Woof~! ”
Jiang Xun nodded and said, "Believe, why don't you believe if you don't collect money?" ”
Napoleon Wang gradually calmed down, and on the other side, Jiang Xun also came to Joan of Arc Meow.
Joan of Arc Meow is not the same as Napoleon Wang.
Joan of Arc Meow doesn't have an angry expression, it's still dead fish eyes, and it seems to be full of disgust for the world.
"Are you alright?"
"Well, I just chatted with a guy who spoke with a foreign accent, such a guy can be the emperor of France, and he can only say that the French nobles really have a hand. But it's no surprise to hear that there was a British king who didn't even speak English. ”
Compared with Napoleon Wang, a grumpy young man, Joan of Arc Meow is like a three-nothing rotten kitten, occasionally with a poisonous tongue, but not completely.
It is worthy of being a cat summoned by resentment, and the negative energy is stacked.
As for why Joan de Meow is like this, Jiang Xun said that he understands very well.
Because Joan of Arc Meow died a miserable and unjust death.
In Europe, there has always been a tradition of bounty redemption in previous wars, and after the high-ranking generals were captured, they would not even be mistreated, but would be served with good food and drink, and then wait for the ransom to be sent by the hostile country.
Therefore, the wars of ancient Europe are often called the wars of the aristocracy.
But it was Joan of Arc's turn, and it was miserable.
She is not a nobleman, so naturally she will not enjoy the treatment of a nobleman.
But after all, he was also a high-ranking general of the French army, so after being betrayed by traitors, the Burgundians also symbolically asked for money, but the French king Charles VII refused to pay, and the Englishmen saw this scene, and immediately bought it for 10,000 gold coins, and handed Joan of Arc to the church, and the church court tried it for heresy and witches, which eventually led to Joan of Arc being burned to death.
Twenty years old.
Ironically, hundreds of years later, the church rehabilitated Joan of Arc and canonized her as a saint.
Believing in religion, but being burned to death by religion on the charge of witches.
Defending the country, but being betrayed by a traitor, the king who supported her refused to give a single gold coin to save her.
She saved the French territory, but she could not save herself.
Joan of Arc Meow can indeed hate the world.
Jiang Xun saw that Joan of Virtue Meow looked desireless and wantless, and decided to make Joan of Arc Meow happier.
What is there in this world that can make these friends from ancient times happy?
Jiang Xun looked at the other four, and at this moment, Sun Quanwang had a wild and evil smile on his face, and muttered to the screen: "God Zhang Liao, right?!" 100,000 Wu soldiers are still frightened, right?! You're the one who kills! Woof~! ”
Jiang Xun came to his senses.
You still have to look at your phone.
"First of all, let me explain to Napoleon Wang, Napoleon Wang is not from aristocratic origin, not the hereditary aristocracy you hate."
Jiang Xun smiled and spoke, and then raised his mobile phone: "More things still have to be answered from the mobile phone." ”
The appearance of the mobile phone aroused Joan of Arc's curiosity for a while, and she couldn't help but meow: "What is this?" Meow~"
"Mobile phones, a very strange thing."
Jiang Xun hurriedly explained, and in the end, his brain was down, and he couldn't think of any words, so he simply took the initiative to shout: "Prime Minister, come and help!" ”
When Di Fat heard this, he could only come over helplessly, eat the melon seeds that Rat Yuanfang had finally eaten, and then walked over with his buttocks: "What's the matter?" Meow~"
"Teach me."
"At what price?"
"I'll buy you five pounds of walnuts to replenish your brain."
"I don't need to make up my brain, I'd better leave it to yourself."
Renjie meow patted his paws, and then looked like a good meow master, and meowed to Joan de Meow friendly: "Zhen girl, please." ”
Joan of Arc was silent for a moment before she spoke, "...... I don't have a surname. ”
Ren Jie suddenly realized: "I know, the surnames from France are all in the back, Miss De, please!" ”
Joan of Arc: ......
Actually, my last name is Dalke...... Forget it, it doesn't matter.
It didn't matter if Joan de meow was addressed, but soon, she heard Ren Jiemeow's voice: "It just so happens that Brother Lun said before that he wants to learn about the profound Chinese culture, the room in the corner of the first floor is good, let Jiang Xun buy some props and change it into a classroom later, and Di can give you a good lesson!" ”
This wave, this wave is the start of Di Chubby's class!
Hearing Renjie Meow's words, Joan of Arc was stunned for a moment, his eyes were full of worry, and he couldn't help but sigh deeply, a little loveless, and melancholy meowed: "I can't understand French characters, and I have to learn Chinese culture......"
That is true.
In France, and throughout ancient Europe, writing was a game of the aristocracy.
She was born in a common people, so she was naturally illiterate.
It can only be said that Joan of Arc Meow is very innocent and has a wild beauty.