Chapter 78: The events of '99 turned out to be steaming!
Fortunately, although Joan Demeow, the rotten cat, stunned Dingzhen as soon as she made a move, she saw that Jiang Xun and Dingzhen had been chatting for so long, so her methods were not very cruel.
In just ten minutes, Dingzhen woke up in the back seat of Jiang Xun's car.
"Huh?"
When he woke up, he was obviously confused about the world.
He felt something soft around him, furry.
When I turned my head to look, I found a dog sticking out his tongue and staring straight at him.
After being stunned for a while, he suddenly thought of the scene before he fell unconscious, and his face couldn't help but change greatly.
Before he could react to what was happening, he heard a voice from the front driver's seat: "Yes, you are the best quality of this group of newcomers." ”
Fidelity: ???
What's the situation, I'm going to the main god space?
I must have been confused.
Although he is a monk, he is still very nostalgic for the world.
Not only drinking wine and eating meat, but also often.
After waiting for 20 years, I finally waited for the opportunity to be the protagonist!
He looked around, but saw a white cat eating durian, looking at him coldly and proudly, and in the driver's seat, there was a handsome and handsome young man with a smile on his face, who seemed to be chatting with a white cat (the adjective is Jiang Xun's own imagination).
Why is this main god space a little shabby, this broken car can buy a second-hand one for a few thousand dollars, right? This Lord God can't do it!
Jiang Xun saw Dingzhen and fell into confusion instantly, couldn't help coughing lightly, and said: "You suddenly fainted just now, but fortunately, I rejuvenated and rescued you, don't thank me, just transfer me 1,800 as medical expenses." ”
"Oh."
Dingzhen nodded, skillfully took out his mobile phone, and transferred a thousand yuan to Jiang Xun: "Okay." ”
Jiang Xun: ???
Jiang Xun's eyes widened, and he said to Dingzhen: "It's not buddy, what kind of rich brother are you?" I'm kidding. ”
Yes, Jiang Xun was just thinking about gags and fooling the matter of Joan of Ade Meow beating the monk, but he didn't expect that this monk was a really rich brother, and it was a thousand yuan to raise his hand directly.
"The little monk knows."
Dingzhen clasped his hands together, recited a Buddha name, and then said sincerely and sincerely: "The predecessor is so powerful, this is the protection fee paid by the little monk, the first time I came to the precious land, the little monk does not understand the rules, and I hope that the senior Haihan will forgive me." ”
After that, he must have really shown a look that I know everything.
Jiang Xun: ?
No, you are a buddy in the underworld, and killing Yang Xin is black and black?
Although Jiang Xun was short of money, he was not like this, and immediately chose to return the transfer of 1,000 yuan, and at the same time opened his mouth to admonish: "I'm not such a person!" ”
Seeing this, Joan of Arc on the side couldn't help but widen his eyes, and then meowed: "If you have someone's heart, you will take it if you give it to you, and you can buy two or three big durians!" Meow~"
After that, I wanted to stretch out my claws and snatch Jiang Xun's mobile phone.
It's a pity that Jiang Xun's amount has been refunded, and Zhen Demeow can only snort coldly, sulking on the side, feeling that Jiang Xun is really too bad at living.
And seeing that Jiang Xun returned the money, Dingzhen was also embarrassed, and looked at Jiang Xun apologetically: "Senior, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that what you said was 1,800, but after all, this is also a big number, it will take a little time for the little monk to get together......"
Jiang Xun: ?
No, you can make up 8 million?
Is being a monk so profitable?
You don't have to abide by any rules and precepts, you can drink wine and eat meat casually, and with such a high income, who doesn't have hot eyes?
No wonder Dingzhen is different from other monks.
The other monks all call themselves poor monks, but he calls himself a little monk, and even a poor monk has not said it, it seems that he is really not poor!
Jiang Xun took a deep breath and said sincerely to the Dingzhen monk in front of him: "Is there still a shortage of people in your temple?" Take one with me and make money together. ”
Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Dingzhen immediately looked serious, and said to Jiang Xun: "Our inner temple disciples need to be born in the temple and grew up in the temple since childhood, and under normal circumstances, we will not recruit idle people in society, but the outer temple is different for the majority of tourists...... Dare to ask what kind of education the donor has? ”
"Undergraduate." Jiang Xundao.
"No, the disciples needed in the outer courtyard of my temple must have a double first-class graduation at the minimum requirement."
Jiang Xun: ......
I had long heard that monks were highly educated talents, and Jiang Xun had always thought it was a rumor, but he didn't expect it to be true.
And Napoleon Wang has long been accustomed to it.
That is true.
Since ancient times, the church has been the easiest organization to make money, no matter what it is.
Jiang Xun was very tired, then he waved his hand, lifted up Zhende Meow, who was still licking the spoon while eating durian, and put it down, then looked at Dingzhen, and said with a serious face: "Okay, okay, don't worry about this matter for now, I won't charge you protection money, you tell me, what are you going to do with me?" ”
Standing on the side of the road at night to stop me, this must be a real monk who must have something to look for.
When Dingzhen heard this, he suddenly thought of something, and said: "By the way, the little monk came here to inform his predecessors that when the little monk was wandering in Zhenhai City, he met the notorious Xu Yao. ”
"Xu Yao, it's Xu Yao?!"
Hearing this name, Jiang Xun couldn't help but exclaim, and then asked, "Who is Xu Yao, what is he doing?" ”
Seeing that Jiang Xun showed such doubts, he couldn't help but answer for Jiang Xun: "It's the kid who killed the Quartet in Peach Blossom Temple a month ago and robbed the peach hairpin." This kid, including the peach hairpin, already has four different spiritual objects. ”
After hearing the word 'spiritual object', Jiang Xun was also in good spirits all of a sudden.
If nothing else, this spiritual creature is, in a way, the source of energy that I am looking for.
"What is a spiritual thing?" Jiang Xun asked.
"Hey, don't you know?"
Dingzhen touched his bare head, looking simple, and then said: "A spiritual object is a special thing born by absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, or it has a history of hundreds or thousands of years, or it has an indelible story...... However, the spiritual objects are all called by us in private, and the consensus is that they are 'relics of the old days', which are sacred objects left over from ancient times. ”
"The relics of the old days are also the main source of the current extraordinary power, such as the little monk, who has refined an eight-sided Vajra Buddha statue, which has the indestructible merit of this Vajra."
"Relic of the past?"
Jiang Xun's heart moved, and he immediately took out his pocket, took out a silver ring, and fell into deep thought.
And the moment this silver-white ring was held in Jiang Xun's palm, the [Incredible History Book] in Jiang Xun's mind immediately began to surge, as if he wanted to incorporate it as an energy source and absorb it.
This thing might be what they call a relic of the old days, right?
But......
Obviously, the prompt that appeared earlier did not refer to the ring in your hand, but to another place.
So, what exactly is the new energy source?
Monk Dingzhen was sharp-eyed, immediately folded his hands, and said: "This old relic in the hands of the predecessors, looking at the style, seems to come from the West. ”
Jiang Xun put away the ring, raised his head, looked at Monk Dingzhen, and said with a smile: "I'm very interested in the refinement you said, and I will talk about it in detail." ”
“……”
Five or six minutes later, Monk Dingzhen talked endlessly, and Jiang Xun also understood what the situation was now.
I was tricked by Yun Changmeow.
The Dingzhen monk in front of him is not a martial arts practitioner at all, although he has indeed practiced martial arts, but the effect of practicing martial arts is too slow, and his golden light mainly comes from the refined 'King Kong Buddha Statue'.
According to Monk Dingzhen, many uncles and uncles who practiced martial arts in the courtyard competed with him, and they were all easily solved by him like cutting melons and vegetables, without saving face at all.
However, on the second day of the competition, Dingzhen was thought by the abbot master, "You are not small, go out to ask for food by yourself...... Ah no, go out and purify all sentient beings by yourself', and drove down the mountain and went to the red dust to practice.
These relics of the past can be refined by humans, and after refining, ordinary humans can master some incredible extraordinary powers, which can affect the occurrence of some things.
The method of refining is very difficult, most people wear and use it superficially, such as Xu Yao, it is estimated that only one relic of the old days has been refined, and the remaining three pieces are used superficially, ruining the baby.
However, to Jiang Xun's surprise, these old relics have been there since ancient times, but the number is extremely rare, according to the classics in the temple, the former transcendents are mainly based on cultivation, and in the 90s, for some reason, the old relics suddenly appeared a blowout, and more and more ordinary people got the old relics, or intentionally, or unintentionally used the power of these old relics, so that the world could not be further hidden.
However, before entering the 21st century, in December '99, the transcendent beings around the world who held the relics of the past signed an agreement with the intervention of official forces to "not expose such strange objects in front of ordinary people", which restored stability to the world.
"It turns out that the Internet said that 'the things of '99 years are almost impossible to hide', and some people said that they signed a confidentiality agreement and can't say that it is true."
Seeking shock.
The events of '99 turned out to be real, this is really spicy!
And this Xu Yao is an outlier.
I don't know where it came from, as soon as I came out, I pushed a Taoist temple, robbed their Zhenguan spiritual objects, and then absconded all the way and disappeared.
Dingzhen has traveled south and north over the years, but he is well-informed, and naturally knows Xu Yao's ideas, so he specially invited Jiang Xun to partner with him and do it together.
When the time comes, the relics of the old days will be divided together, Jiang Xun will take three, and he will really only take one.
Napoleon Wang was about to fall asleep while listening, while Joan of Arc meow widened her teary eyes, tugging at the corners of Jiang Xun's clothes with her pink claws, meowing.
Jiang Xun didn't even need to look at it, it must have been Joan of Arc Meow who had eaten all the durians and wanted it.
Jiang Xun has a bit of a headache, durian is very expensive, whose little cat eats durian every day?
Dingzhen looked at Jiang Xun expectantly, as if he wanted to get Jiang Xun's reply, and after Jiang Xun pretended to ponder, he said, "Okay, go find Xu Yao to have a look, but I have two requests." ”
"Donor, please speak." It's a great joy.
"First, whether you catch him or not, buy me a few durians when you come back."
"Second, give my car a light drive."
I really thought it was a big deal, but I didn't expect it to be here.
So without hesitation, he patted his chest and promised: "The entire farmer's market will buy it for you!" It's easy to talk about the consecration! ”
"Okay, that's what you said, tomorrow morning, I want to see the largest farmers' market in Zhenhai City, surnamed Jiang!"
“???”
……
The dilapidated classic car was driving on the street, and Jiang Xun followed the path of the monk Dingzhen, and at the same time, according to the guidance of the [Incredible History Book], he drove all the way to the location where the energy source was ignited.
The speed is not in a hurry or slow, but it is very serious.
There is no way, Jiang Xun is so sad without an intelligent safe driving system.
"Can you drive, if you can't get down, I'll drive it, I'll drive faster than you!" Wang~"
Napoleon Wang chattered on the side, which annoyed Jiang Xun, but he couldn't say, 'You can do it, you go'.
After all, if Napoleon Wang was given a car, he would really dare to drive it.
But whether to crash or not depends on the will of God.
"Shut your dog's mouth!"
Jiang Xun's muscles burst out and shouted at Napoleon in the back seat.
I didn't speak.
Monk Dingzhen thought that he was talking about himself, and shrank back very aggrievedly, he didn't dare to speak, he could only close his mouth firmly, and he didn't even dare to pant too loudly.
What an insult!
Napoleon pouted, snorted coldly, and returned to his seat, looking out the window.
Although the durian is finished, Joan of Arc's mouth is not idle, her cheeks are bulging, and it is full of small snacks in the car, such as pickled pepper and phoenix feet, which looks more cute.
"Let's chirp, chirp, chirp......"
While chewing a small snack, Joan de Meow looked at the scenery outside the window, and didn't say a word, but made Jiang Xun hungry.
But soon, Jiang Xun followed the source of the energy source and came to a Shaxian snack.
"Huh?"
Jiang Xun couldn't help but be stunned, but quickly nodded with satisfaction.
However, the [Incredible History Book] has a slight reaction here, and the real source of energy points to another location.
However, this guy named Xu Yao seems to have stayed in this Shaxian snack, and he has left a lot of information.
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun immediately got out of the car and walked into the Shaxian snack.
Entering the store, Jiang Xun saw a young man with a gloomy face, and after seeing Jiang Xun and Monk Dingzhen, he immediately stood up and planned to greet the guests.
However, Jiang Xun didn't come to eat, and immediately asked, "Boss, I have a friend who just had dinner here......
And Dingzhen behind him stepped forward and described the target's dress.
And when he heard the words that were true, the boss's face immediately turned gloomy, threw out a 20 yuan red bill, and snorted coldly: "That's the fake money, right?" ”
When Jiang Xun heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then looked at the red banknote with a denomination of 20 yuan, which read one hundred times a quarter, and next to it was a portrait of Ultraman.
There is a small line on it that reads Huaguo Children's Math Bank.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun was directly stunned, and then took the case: "I'm super, this is still a person?!" Gotta get him out and kill him for me!" ”
It's just a matter of counterfeit banknotes, you don't want to come up with the color-changing ink and acid-free paper you meow, right?!
There are still today.
(End of chapter)