Chapter 86: Have you seen the kitten Spitfire?
Regarding Yun Changmeow's unexpected becoming an Internet celebrity, Jiang Xun said that he was very indifferent, and at the same time found a good plan to make a fortune.
In the future, you may be able to shoot some outrageous videos of cats and dogs?
If someone asks, then you can also use the excuse of 'AI synthesis' to prevaricate?
Yo Xi, AI synthesis is very good.
Jiang Xun felt the convenience of technology for AI synthesis for the second time.
The last time was an AI synthesis welfare Ji ...... Ahem, the last time was when AI could carry out some operations that benefited the country and the people, and Jiang Xun felt very pleased with those operations that benefited the country and the people, after all, AI that contributes to the prosperity of mankind is a good AI.
As for the synthetic welfare Ji and the like, they are all rumors, who is Jiang Xun? A proper upright gentleman, a righteous man who belongs to a righteous man and a gentleman, never looks at that kind of thing, and looks around.
As for why Jiang Xun knew that AI could synthesize welfare Ji...... That's because Chen Quan sees it.
He is really dirty, he clicks on any cover he sees, and he doesn't know how to control himself at all, but Jiang Xun is different, Jiang Xun is a person who is out of low-level interests. As for why Jiang Xun took a look? This is not to persuade Chen Quan.
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun blew his whistle overnight and summoned all the cats and dogs.
"Dididi."
The cats and dogs in the hall on the first floor quickly received Jiang Xun's signal and looked towards Jiang Xun in unison, while the cats and dogs who were not on the first floor also arrived at the hall on the first floor under the bombardment of Jiang Xun's mobile phone text messages.
Napoleon Wang, Renjie Meow, Yun Changmeow, Sun Quan Wang, Zhen De Meow and Zhang Feimeow, the three meows and two Wangs, gathered together, and they were also very confused that Jiang Xun had summoned them.
Zhang Feimeow yawned loudly, and said to Jiang Xun with a little excitement: "What is Mr. Jiang doing here?" Do you want me to draw another one? ”
Jiang Xun: ......
"No, you don't."
Jiang Xun faced coldly.
When Yun Changmeow heard this, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, and then he looked at Zhang Feimeow, and said with a smile: "Third brother, could it be that you painted a portrait of Jiang Xun?" Meow~? ”
Jiang Xun resolutely clicked three times and refused: "He doesn't, it's not me, don't talk nonsense." ”
Seeing Jiang Xun's appearance, Yun Changmeow immediately became happy, grinning, smiling a little brightly, feeling very happy and happy.
He knows his third brother too well.
Although the third brother is slick with pen and ink on weekdays, he will not use his pen to draw without the consent of others.
When he was under the military tent, everyone knew what Zhang Feimeow liked to paint, so he refused to give Zhang Feimeow 'authorization' no matter what he said.
Seeing Jiang Xun's appearance, Yun Changmeow immediately knew that he was most likely cheated by his third brother, and painted a rather special painting.
Yun Changmeow decided to take a look at it later, this painting was definitely hidden in a corner of the villa, and Jiang Xun probably hadn't had time to destroy the evidence yet.
Jiang Xun took a deep breath and pretended that nothing had happened, Jiang Xun continued: "Everyone be quiet, I have something to say here. ”
"Everyone knows the situation today, whether it is a motorcycle or a durian, whether it is a new mobile phone or a game recharge, it all costs money. But I, Jiang, have a lot of money, and everyone knows it. ”
Jiang Xun covered his chest, pretending to be distressed, and said to the little cats and dogs present: "You don't know it, I don't have any money!" ”
The meow Wang watched Jiang Xun's performance so quietly, and no one spoke.
Seeing that there were no cats and dogs, Jiang Xun felt a little cold, and couldn't help coughing lightly, and then said: "I need everyone's strength, you can lend me your strength!" ”
Napoleon tilted his head and asked Jiang Xun, "So, how can I lend you my strength?" ”
Seeing that there was a cultivator asking, Jiang Xun was very satisfied, feeling as if he had invited a trust, and then said, "It's very simple. ”
"Zhang Feimeow, you are responsible for drawing, draw more pictures of two-dimensional cartoon characters and ladies? What, you don't know what two-dimensional means? Napoleon Wang, take him down to watch some dramas! ”
"Napoleon Wang, from today you are going to practice throwing apples...... Ever seen a clown in an amusement park? That's it, rush rush! ”
"Joan of Arc! Learn to breathe fire, it's the kind of street show, and you're done! ”
"Yun Changmeow, if you are idle, you will take Sun Quanwang for a walk in the yard, you two can already be said to be half an Internet celebrity, I decided to debut the two of you as a group!"
"Renjie Meow, you ...... You can perform a pig with three mouths. ”
“……”
In the middle of a few words, Jiang Xun had already arranged everything.
Regarding Jiang Xun's arrangement, everyone looked at each other and expressed their surprise at Jiang Xun's proposal.
Napoleon Wang was the first to jump up, indignant: "Are you kidding?!" I'm the Emperor of France! Do you know what the emperor of France is?! If you put it in China, you have to call yourself me! You're going to make me a clown, aren't you?! Woof~! ”
Joan of Arc was also very dissatisfied: "What fire? Don't you know that I was burned to death by fire, and you even made me breathe fire, shivering and cold, when will we cats stand up? Meow~"
The other cats didn't react.
For Zhang Feimeow, it's just a painting.
For Yun Changmeow, it's just a ride.
And Renjie Meow is responsible for eating, and Sun Quanwang is responsible for taking the car for a ride, and they don't feel anything.
Napoleon Wang and Joan of Arc Meow, the two foreign historical pets, were very dissatisfied, feeling that Jiang Xun was not racist, and why did he arrange such a job for them.
Protest, strong protest!
Seeing the two of them protesting like this, the corners of Jiang Xun's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, and then he opened his mouth and chuckled: "Joan of Arc, do you know how attractive the kitten Spitfire is to those stupid humans?" Do you want durian, do you want chocolate cake, do you want ice cream? Come and breathe fire, after breathing fire, there will be a lot of money for you to enjoy, and you can buy any dessert and snack you want! ”
This feeling is as if Zhenhai City has fully entered the era of big desserts, which suddenly made Joan of Arc's eyes light up, and a pair of flashing eyes were full of little stars: "Really? Meow~"
"Really!"
Jiang Xun was categorical, and his voice didn't seem to be fake.
Hearing Jiang Xun say this, Zhende Meow couldn't help but be elated and satisfied.
At this moment, Jiang Xun continued: "You persuade Napoleon Wang, if he can throw apples, I think the future is also a big drop, and he should be able to buy you more desserts and more fruits." ”
Hearing these words, Joan of Arc instantly set her eyes on Napoleon Wang, and her eyes revealed a touch of unkindness.
Seeing Joan of Arc's eyes, which could almost be said to be devouring him alive, Napoleon couldn't help but swallow deeply, nodded, and said with his head held high: "When I was studying at the Military Academy, I also saw the clown's acrobatic performance, and I believe I should be able to do this job." ”
"Did you do it voluntarily?" Jiang Xun asked.
"Of course, I'd love to."
Napoleon Wang once again stressed that he was not forced, that he came voluntarily and had nothing to do with anyone else.
Seeing Napoleon Wang so acquainted, Jiang Xun nodded with satisfaction, but he still didn't forget to draw a cake for him: "Do a good job, I'll install a big color TV in your room when the time comes!" ”
That is true.
The current format of residence in the villa is:
On the first floor, residents Ren Jie Meow, Napoleon Wang and Sun Quan Wang, plus a fat little sunflower class.
The residents on the second floor originally had only one Yun Changmeow, but now there should be a Zhang Feimeow, and there is a vacant room.
Jiang Xun is the only one living on the third floor, and the main focus is the first-hand privileged class.
Joan of Arc Meow's main focus on weekdays is to do whatever he wants, and his main place of residence is ...... Durian van on board.
And Rat Yuanfang naturally lived with Renjie, three Minions...... They can be seen casually, whether it is the first floor, the second floor, the third floor, or the basement floor.
Thinking of the Minions, Jiang Xun suddenly thought of something and called the Minions over.
"Bunana!"
The three minions happily walked over and saluted happily at Jiang Xun.
They seem to have no brains, they are always in a happy, happy and active state, only occasionally at a low ebb, but quickly picking themselves up.
What a strange creature.
Jiang Xun smiled, and then said, "The Minion Legion listens to the order!" ”
After hearing Jiang Xun's command, the three Minions stood up straight and upright.
The French Minions are on the right track!
"I've decided to hand over to you the cellar and storage room on the basement level, where you tinker with electrical components and stuff on weekdays, remember, what I need is an elite, qualified product, don't give me some uneven products! I am disappointed that your 'intelligent safe driving system' is not yet perfect, and it is a situation that does not work when it fails, and I hope you can continue to work hard and win the first place." ”
Jiang Xun commanded the three Minions and said a lot, but in the ears of the Minions, there was only the first half of the sentence.
"Bunana!"
The three Minions' eyes widened, and when they heard that Jiang Xun had handed over one-third of the activity area of the basement floor to them, they immediately went downstairs in high spirits, and prepared to go to the basement floor to prepare for invention and creation.
Seeing this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile.
It's still the Minions who are so foolish.
As soon as the Minions were fooled away, Joan of Arc Meow on the side had already surrounded him, and Jiojio had put the fire-breathing props next to him.
liquor, and lighters.
Well, that's all.
"Jiang Xun, I'm ready, let's breathe fire quickly." Joan of Arc Meow couldn't wait.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but ask in astonishment, "Where did you get the liquor?" ”
Joan of Arc meow tilted her head, her eyes lit up incompetently: "There is a wine cellar on the basement floor, and there is a lot of wine in it. Meow~"
Hearing Joan de Meow say this, Jiang Xun suddenly realized.
yes.
There are a lot of treasured sake on the basement floor!
Thinking of this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but feel hot.
He had forgotten this before, and this cellar was treasured by a certain owner.
You know, this villa is no ordinary villa.
In addition to Jiang Xun, the successive owners of the villa are either rich or expensive, and only Jiang Xun is such a poor egg!
The wine they treasure must be in four figures every bottle, right?
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun was overjoyed in his heart, and planned to sell all these wines in two days.
But as soon as this thought arose, he couldn't help but shake his head.
Forget it, it's still not for sale.
They are all good wines, and although the cats and dogs summoned are now historical pets, they were once powerful existences on the famous side, and there is also a certain demand for fine wine, and these good wines can also be drunk by them.
You can't invite people to drink Erguotou and Niulanshan in the future, right?
But on this side, Joan of Arc Meow is ready.
And Jiang Xun didn't hesitate at all, directly turned on the camera, ready to start recording.
After Joan of Arc meowed, he immediately took a sip of white wine, and with a 'bang', flames instantly erupted from the cat's mouth.
The flame contracted freely, disappeared in an instant, and appeared again in an instant.
From time to time, the fiery red flames are mixed with blue flames, which are gorgeous and colorful.
So beautiful?
Jiang Xun was very surprised, his eyes widened, and before he could react, and at this moment, suddenly, Joan of Arc meow burped violently, and then sighed, and meowed: "Oops, I accidentally took a sip......"
Hearing this, the next moment, Joan of Arc Meow lay on the ground and snored.
Jiang Xun: ???
What's the situation that you fall asleep so quickly after a sip of wine?
Seeing Zhende Meow, who fell asleep in an instant, Jiang Xun couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and he couldn't retreat or stand for a while.
After turning off the camera, Jiang Xun cautiously approached, and before he could react, he saw Joan de meow a carp stiffened and got up from the ground instantly.
Jiang Xun: ?
"What's the situation?"
Napoleon Wang on the side was also a little curious, he came to Renjiemeow's side, very skillfully put his paws into the basin, swallowed melon seeds, and looked at the situation in front of him.
Ren Jie Meow shook his head, and also swallowed melon seeds to watch the play: "I don't say it." ”
Yun Changmeow and Zhang Feimeow are not here, it seems that Zhang Feimeow is using Yun Changmeow's mobile phone to surf the Internet, Yun Changmeow is teaching Zhang Feimeow how to play with his mobile phone, and Zhang Feimeow also said the words 'give me a whole one'.
Sun Quanwang was dizzy now and didn't dare to speak.
Jiang Xun stepped forward cautiously and was about to help Joan of Virtue Meow up, but saw that Joan of Virtue Meow directly began to play a set of military body punches.
"Where's the durian, where's my durian?!"
Joan of Arc Meow Cat's little face was flushed, and it looked like she had drunk too much and yelled loudly, as if she was looking for durian.
After searching for a circle to no avail, she focused her attention on Jiang Xun.
And Jiang Xun didn't know what the situation was, he didn't dare to ask, he didn't dare to say.
The moment she saw Jiang Xun, Joan of Arc Meow's eyes widened suddenly, and she meowed viciously: "You must have eaten all my durian, return my durian!" Meow~! ”
There was a cat meow, and a scream came from the villa.
"Ahh
25000-3000=22000。
At present, there are 22,000 words owed.
I went to the banquet today, and the food was all hard dishes.
Today's update has 7,000 words, amount, it doesn't exceed yesterday, and there is nothing else to do tomorrow, so it's starting to double and more.
(End of chapter)