"No, brother, listen to me first, things are not what you imagined."

"Although my descendants are not angry, they are also ...... Okay, it's true, but it's none of my business. ”

"I really didn't do your grandson's death, it was all done by my grandson, let my grandson's business be solved by my grandson, why are you beating me?"

“……”

He can tolerate Sun Quanwang's submission to Cao Wei, or he can tolerate that he was not posthumously crowned emperor.

But only it could not be tolerated, and the battle of Hefei was fought with less, and it was still 800 against 100,000.

What's the matter?

Their old Sun family is a military general! Which one with the surname Sun is not a famous general?

His father, Sun Jian, conquered the Yellow Turban and waved his army to fight against Dong, which can be said to be the only two princes among the princes of the Eighteen Roads who have military exploits.

And he, Sun Cewang, is also good, pacifying Jiangdong and fighting one tough battle after another.

The ancestor Sun Wu, that is the originator of the military family!

Why did Sun Quan come out with such a war and such a dish?

It's understandable to lose, but what Sun Cewang can't understand is why he was attacked by 800 people and then the whole game was blown up?

And not just once, attacked twice!

What kind of colored pencil can be attacked twice by 800 people? That's 100,000 people, a whole 100,000 people! Give Sun Cewang these 100,000 soldiers, Sun Cewang dares to fight Jingzhou!

Hurry up and inform my father that I don't need to buy vegetables for dinner tonight, and the second brother can come directly to perform a dish and arrive home.

Sun Quanwang drooped his ears, wanting to explain something, but he couldn't explain it.

What can you explain? He was indeed killed by Zhang Liao's 800 elite soldiers.

The only explanation is that the defenders of the city actually numbered 7,000 men...... But this will not reverse the shameful facts.

Life is not easy, and now Quan Quan has to sigh.

Sun Quan Wang has nothing to love, and Sun Ce Wang also hates iron and steel, for such a down-and-out younger brother, he has nothing to do, he can only vent a nameless fire, and use a dog fist on Sun Quan Wang, and decide to let Sun Quan Wang rise his knowledge fiercely!

Outside Sun Quanwang's room, there were cats and dogs.

Napoleon Wang, Renjie Meow, Yun Changmeow, Zhang Feimeow, and Joan of Arc all came over, and those with their heads stacked on top of their heads secretly watched at the door, and even the three Minions and Rat Yuanfang were secretly watching.

And Jiang Xun stood at the door openly, even swallowing melon seeds, looking at the situation inside with crooked eyebrows and smiles.

Well, this is what he wants to see, not to ruin his house, but also to see the excitement.

Hit hard!

Jiang Xun was sipping melon seeds, while looking at the cats and dogs over there who seemed to be eating popcorn, and instantly felt that the melon seeds in his hand were not sweet.

At the same time that Sun Quan Wang was being beaten violently, Jiang Xun leaned over and asked Ren Jie Meow curiously, "Where did you get the money to buy popcorn?" Won't use my payment code again, right? ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Xun was vigilant and seemed to express his deep disgust for this kind of behavior.

This time, I changed the payment password, could it be that they cracked it again before it was overnight?

Then they cracked the code too fast! What kind of speed is this, you have this speed to go online instead of a computer graphics card to mine bitcoins!

Jiang Xun felt that it was a little unlikely.

When Ren Jie Meow heard this, he pointed to the Minions, and while eating, he meowed: "They burst it, it's weird and delicious." Meow~"

Hearing this, Jiang Xun was a little surprised, and then looked at the three Minions, and the three Minions also showed their big bright eyes, looking at Jiang Xun expectantly, as if asking Jiang Xun if he wanted to come.

Jiang Xun was a little surprised, and was about to ask how they did it, but saw two other Minions coming pushing a popcorn popping machine with wheels, and at the same time, their mouths were very cooperative with the sound of 'beng'.

Forehead......

Although he didn't know where this popcorn machine came about, the more Jiang Xun looked at it, the more he felt that this skin was a bit like his long-abandoned microwave oven.

Jiang Xun immediately spoke: "No, you changed the microwave oven to a popcorn machine, so what should I do when I use the microwave oven in the future?" ”

When the little yellow man heard this, he couldn't help but smile contemptuously, and borrowed the welding machine, wrench and other tools in his hand, in front of Jiang Xun, and made a lot of drumming, and turned it back into a square microwave oven, which couldn't help but make Jiang Xun a little surprised.

But soon, Jiang Xun realized something, and suddenly asked, "No, I remember that the microwave oven can already pop popcorn, why do you waste time renovating it?" ”

"It's more feeling." Ren Jie Meow yawned on the side and meowed, "Eating popcorn is just to listen to that 'boom~', do you understand!" Meow~"

Okay, you know popcorn, I don't.

You little kitten knows a fart of popcorn, and the popcorn I've eaten is better than you've eaten...... More ice cream than you've ever eaten.

Jiang Xun complained slightly in his heart, and then looked in the direction of the two brothers, Sun Quanwang and Sun Cewang.

At this moment, the 'dispute' between the two brothers is obviously over, although Sun Cewang's face is full of anger, but after all, he is still a brother, blood is thicker than water, and he did not kill him.

Forehead...... It sounds a little more cruel.

Anyway, now the relationship between the two brothers is better.

Jiang Xun nodded with satisfaction, expressing great envy for such brotherhood.

Envy is envy, if Jiang Xun is allowed to experience it by himself, forget it, Jiang Xun can't eat Sun Cewang's sandbag-sized fist.

After beating Sun Quanwang, Sun Cewang walked out of the room murderously, at this moment there seemed to be a nameless fire in his heart waiting to be released, after seeing Jiang Xun, Sun Cewang was also a little more sensible, and arched his claws at Jiang Xun and said: "Mr. Jiang, I don't know if you can take a look at the history books?" Bo Fu still wanted to see the whole picture. Wang~"

"History books?"

Jiang Xun glanced at Sun Quanwang, who was a little depressed in the room, then shook his head and shouted, "Renjie Meow, you can take Sun Cewang to watch "Three Kingdoms" again." ”

"Hmm."

Renjie Meow nodded, very easy-going.

And Jiang Xun turned his head again and said to Sun Cewang: "This is Prime Minister Di Renjie, there is a time gap of about a few hundred years with you, if there is anything you need to ask, you can ask him, and he should give you an answer." ”

After that, Jiang Xun pointed to Napoleon Wang and Joan de Meow, and introduced the identities of these two to Sun Cewang.

Sun Cewang also nodded politely, although he didn't know what that 'France' was, but he still understood the most basic principles of dogs, especially after he heard that Napoleon Wang was an emperor.

As for Yun Changmeow and Zhang Feimeow, there is no need to introduce them, these two Sun Cewang know each other.

After a brief acquaintance, Ren Jiemeow seemed to have a good impression of Sun Cewang, so he took Sun Cewang to watch "Three Kingdoms".

It's just that Jiang Xun doesn't know if Renjie Meow will take him to see the new Three Kingdoms or the old Three Kingdoms, but it doesn't matter, just send it away for the time being.

After dealing with the situation, Jiang Xun was about to go upstairs, but suddenly saw Zhang Feimeow on the side, sneakily pulled the corner of his clothes, and whispered to Jiang Xun: "Mr. Jiang, arrange it for me another day, I want to touch this 'little overlord'." ”

"If you have kung fu, you must arrange it."

Jiang Xun opened his mouth perfunctorily, and suddenly thought of something, and couldn't help asking: "By the way, why do you have to find Sun Cewang to fight alone?" Also, haven't you seen the full version of the Three Kingdoms, do you want to take a look at it by the way? ”

"What do you see? I heard my second brother say that my eldest nephew was in no mood to watch it when he surrendered...... It's weird and spineless, but it's okay, at least I saved my life, not bad. ”

Zhang Feimeow was very arrogant, he didn't have so many ideas to help the Han family, he mainly followed the eldest brother and the second brother: "As for why do you want to find that Sun Bofu to fight alone...... Naturally, it's because of his words! Uncle? What do you mean, dare to take advantage of my Lao Zhang openly, I Lao Zhang must clean up this kid and return the little overlord? I don't even call Lao Zhang the overlord of Zhuojun! Meow~! ”

"Forehead ......"

Jiang Xun heard Zhang Feimeow say this, but he didn't expect that there was such a reason.

Now it sounds, indeed.

Sun Bofu, Uncle Sun.

It's a bit of a sense of taking advantage.

"Okay, I'll find an inaccessible place, and if you both agree, it's not like you can't have a fight."

Jiang Xun nodded and gave Zhang Feimeow a reply.

"That's really good, I've been here for a day and a night, except for drinking and watching TV, my hands are itching, hurry up and arrange it." Zhang Feimeow raised his eyebrows, and then grinned, "Also, my second brother and the blue-eyed child both have mobile phones, what about my old Zhang's mobile phone?" When is it time to schedule it. ”

When Jiang Xun heard this, he fell into deep thought.

Truly.

Joan Tak Meow, Zhang Fei Meow and the newcomer Sun Cewang don't have mobile phones yet.

Joan of Arc Meow is okay, and the Minions used their own obsolete mobile phones, but they can't last.

It wouldn't be good if Jeanne d'Arc found a pink avatar app on her phone.

Don't get me wrong, it's not some piece of software that starts with 'beep', it's giligili.

It's all pink, don't think too much about it.

Jiang Xun is a pure and upright gentleman, how could he look at that kind of software?

After taking a deep breath, Jiang Xun felt that he was going to buy a mobile phone for the three of them as soon as possible, and then get his old mobile phone back.

The data of the old mobile phone is too terrible, and his last payment password has not been long before he has been conquered by Renjie Meow, his new password is just the old password written backwards, Jiang Xun feels that at most two or three nights, his new password will be overcome again.

Your bank card can't afford to be made by these ancestors.

If nothing else, let's just talk about Renjie Meow and Joan of Arc Meow, these two kittens are simply dimensional stomachs.

One belongs to the veteran orange cat that has been in the field for a long time, and can do three mouths and one pig.

The other is an emerging young player in the food industry, and a van of durian can be wiped out in two hours.

If these two heavyweights master their bank cards, then the consequences will be unimaginable!

It just so happened that I hadn't gone out to hang out these days, so I just took this opportunity to give Chen Quan the meal I had agreed with before.

As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun did not hesitate to call Chen Quan.

"Toot, toot, toot."

With a short answer to the phone, Chen Quan's lazy voice rang in the mobile phone: "Hey, Xunzi, what are you looking for Brother Quan?" ”

"Come out to eat." Jiang Xun waved his hand very heroically.

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Chen Quan's voice was a little surprised: "You actually asked me out for dinner on Tuesday, how do you know that I have resigned?" ”

Jiang Xun: ???

After three question marks appeared on his mind, Jiang Xun was surprised: "No, haven't you just joined the company for half a month?" Leaving your job so soon? ”

Chen Quan: "Didn't I complain to you last time?" Every fucking day off, I really want to adjust his lifespan, let him die tomorrow, and then transfer him back when he dies. Such a company buddy doesn't do it, just run it! ”

Jiang Xun: "Then have you found a new job?" ”

"Nope." Chen Quan was straightforward, "I'm looking for it, I'm not in a hurry as an emperor, what are you anxious about as a eunuch?" ”

Okay, you have a deposit to count your cattle.

Jiang Xun didn't beep with Chen Quan much, and after making an appointment, he planned to drive to find Chen Quan.

Jiang Xun glanced at the meows in the hall who were watching the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and shouted, "I'll go out for a trip, come back in the evening, call you if you have something, remember to come to save me", and was just about to leave, but saw Joan of Arc stopped in front of his way.

"Take me one." Joan of Arc Meow spoke very indifferently.

Jiang Xun: ?

Joan of Arc held her head high and looked at Jiang Xun with her big tearful eyes: "I know, you have to go out and steal delicious food by yourself, take me one." Meow~"

Hearing Zhende Meow say this, Jiang Xun was one head and two big, considering that he might really have to bring a bodyguard when he went out, so he nodded: "Okay, you go with me, I didn't tell you, you can't speak, do you understand?" ”

Joan of Arc nodded.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and set off with Joan of Arc.

Driving a car, ticking and ticking.

Taihe Villa was about thirty minutes away from Chen Quan's house, and there was not a word in the car during this long and boring time.

"Joan of Arc, you won't say a word along the way?"

When he was about to arrive at his destination, Jiang Xun finally couldn't help but ask.

Joan of Arc, who was looking at the scenery outside the window, turned her head suspiciously: "Didn't you tell me not to speak?" Meow~"

Jiang Xun: ......

You're right, my question.

Just as Jiang Xun was about to continue to say something, he saw Chen Quan standing at the door of the community like a stupid big man, like a social cow, constantly waving to Jiang Xun.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun immediately stopped in front of Chen Quan and let Chen Quan sit in the co-pilot's seat.

Chen Quan looked very sunny and cheerful, not affected by the previous situation at all, but happily watched the short video, and sighed at the same time:

"Did you watch that video? It's so interesting that kittens can spit fire, you're also a blogger, you also have cats, can you learn a little? ”

After that, Chen Quan added: "It's just that blogger is a bit stupid, a good video, it has to be divided into three parts, one ghost animal, one stuck point, what kind of garbage is cut?" It's not as good as the original video, if you shoot a video, you can't learn from him. ”

Jiang Xun: ......

"You're so right!"

Jiang Xun took a deep breath and nodded calmly: "Tampering with the kitten's tricks at will is simply a snake addition!" Still stuck and still loves Kun, he thinks it's a ghost animal video?! ”

Chen Quan nodded, thinking deeply, and was about to say something, but suddenly found Joan of Arc in the back seat, and couldn't help but light up: "Wow, you have a new cat again!" ”

"But one thing, this cat in your car...... It's familiar. ”

Jiang Xun directly opened his mouth:

"No, delusion. Cats all look like this. ”

(End of chapter)