Chapter 93: Even if I jump off here, I won't eat a bite of you!

Ten minutes later.

Looking at the store plaque in front of him, Chen Quan seemed to be a little nervous.

"No, if you invite guests to dinner, you will eat Malatang?"

Chen Quan looked at Jiang Xun and questioned his soul: "Our relationship, not to mention the seafood and oyster feast, there is nothing wrong with having a barbecue, right?" Isn't your spicy hot a little too stingy? ”

"Don't be embarrassed, now the price of Malatang has also risen, you used to be able to eat a meal for ten or twenty yuan, but now it costs thirty or forty, which is already a mid-range catering."

Jiang Xun shook his head and talked eloquently at Chen Quan: "You are prejudiced now, you think that Malatang is not good, is it food discrimination?" ”

Hearing Jiang Xun say this, Chen Quan could only say for a while: "I also have friends who love spicy hot......

Immediately, he entered the Malatang shop with Jiang Xun to buy.

After all, you don't have to spend your own money, even if you go to the commissary to buy two packs of bread of one or two pieces a pack, Chen Quan will not lose anything.

Family, it's all over the job.

The two chose a place by the window, and to Chen Quan's surprise, Jiang Xun actually bought seven copies to pack and take away at one time, which really made Chen Quan feel a little unbelievable, and couldn't help asking: "Good brother, why are you buying so much?" ”

"Go home and feed the cats and dogs." Jiang Xun didn't raise his eyelids.

"Net kidding, can cats and dogs eat this? Don't eat nutritious cat food? ”

Chen Quan smiled and spoke, feeling that Jiang Xun was purely joking, after laughing, Chen Quan lowered his voice again, and after glancing left and right, he said in a low voice: "Is it for your brothers?" ”

Jiang Xun: ?

"What brother?"

"You're a thief, isn't it normal to have a few younger brothers under the thief?"

Chen Quan lowered his voice and looked a little excited: "Xunzi, how did you become a thief?" Do you think I have the potential to be a thief? When will you be able to go to the inn as a runner? ”

Seeing Chen Quan's stupid appearance, Jiang Xun was speechless and held his forehead, and then said: "What's the matter, you want to be Ji Wusheng and treat me as Bai Zhantang, right?" My identity as a thief is purely to cooperate with the police, haven't you noticed that the theft gangs in Zhenhai City have been arrested in the news recently? I have a share of the credit for this. ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Xun puffed up his chest.

He is a candidate for the top ten outstanding young people in Zhenhai City this year, and the probability of winning the award is extremely high, so Chen Quan is not allowed to slander his identity casually.

Besides, isn't it you Chen Quan who steals saints? No matter how bad it is, it is Chen Quan's brother Chen Ce, what does it have to do with me Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun was very frank.

Chen Quan was about to say something, but suddenly received a vibration message from his mobile phone.

"Who?"

Chen Quan was a little impatient, then took out his mobile phone and answered the call.

His brows furrowed, and after hearing the words on the other side of the phone, he couldn't help but reply: "What instant noodles?" I'm ham sausage. ”

After that, Chen Quan hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Chen Quan seemed to be telling a joke, and said to Jiang Xun, "It was really interesting just now, I answered the phone and asked me, 'Is instant noodles?', and I died of laughter, what instant noodles." ”

Jiang Xun was silent for a moment, then opened his mouth to remind: "Is it possible, is it possible that what he said is convenient for interviews?" ”

"Forehead ......"

Chen Quan fell into deep contemplation.

After pondering for a moment, Chen Quan immediately dialed back the phone and explained the situation with a smiling face.

Seeing this appearance, Jiang Xun couldn't help but shake his head, he was really worried about Chen Quan's IQ.

With this IQ, can you really go to the unit and get a job?

Cub, I'm worried about your future.

Jiang Xun was deeply worried.

Soon, under Chen Quan's nod, the situation was finally explained, and the misunderstanding was over.

After hanging up the phone, Chen Quan breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and smiled at Jiang Xun: "Fortunately, buddy is resourceful, otherwise he missed another opportunity for an interview." ”

"Wait, what do you mean by 'again'?"

"Well, it doesn't mean anything, it's just what it means...... Hurry up and eat Malatang, if you don't eat Malatang, it will be cold, eat quickly. ”

“……”

Under such perfunctory, Chen Quan staggered the topic and pretended that nothing happened.

Seeing that Chen Quan was reluctant to mention it, Jiang Xun didn't ask more.

He can already make up for Chen Quan's mentally retarded operation.

After Jiang Xun ate for a while, he suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, doesn't your job search affect your renewal?" I see that you promise 6-8,000 updated words per day, do you still have time to write at work? ”

"The update I promised was six to eight thousand, and who told you it was six to eight thousand?" Chen Quan was confident, "Four thousand per day is already the limit of the human body, and five hundred words more than five hundred words is considered a change in me!" ”

Jiang Xun: 6

Just put it on the pendulum, right?

Jiang Xun couldn't say anything about this.

Because he is an up master, strictly speaking, he is also a pigeon spirit, and it is common for him to have a video every ten days.

Of course, it refers to the big number for the dream, and when the small number was used as a marketing account in the past, I couldn't wait to update a short video every day to just eat.

It's hard to make money.

However, seeing his good son like this, Jiang Xun was also reluctant to endure hardships, and immediately asked, "I have a part-time job here, what are you going to do?" ”

After taking a sip of 'Sanxian Yi Noodles', Chen Quan looked up at Jiang Xun: "What part-time job?" ”

"Go online and find a wanted criminal."

Jiang Xun smiled, and then said: "Look for those who have bounties, in addition, also look for those places that say that supernatural events have occurred, and the golden tickets are greatly dropped." ”

After that, Jiang Xun was worried about what Chen Quan would think of, and added again: "The main thing is a wanted criminal, if you find it, the bounty can give you one-fifth." ”

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Chen Quan showed an expression of 'you see me stupid': "If I find the information of a wanted criminal, can't I just report the information?" I take the intelligence bonus directly, and I still use that fifth? ”

Jiang Xun: ......

yes, forgot about that.

"You can notify me first, and then notify the police." Jiang Xun opened his mouth and said, "Earn two shares." ”

Chen Quan was a little moved: "That's ...... Not so good, right? ”

"What's wrong, you're not tipping off a wanted criminal." Jiang Xun opened his mouth openly.

"That's fine." Chen Quan nodded.

Jiang Xun actually didn't expect much from Chen Quan to do anything, but if he found something, it would be excellent for himself.

Who is he, after all?

He's a bounty seeker!

It's also good to make a little extra money, as the city with the highest economy in the province, Zhenhai City is a real first-tier city, although it is not as good as Yanjing, Gaohai and other super first-line cities, but compared to the general city is still good, under the flow of people, there are naturally a lot of wanted criminals lurking in it.

Therefore, the action of the bounty search is not bad, and there is the potential to successfully make a lot of money!

But it doesn't matter if you can't make money, don't you still have a cat and dog acrobatic troupe? Enough to feed yourself.

No matter how bad it is, then make a deal with the monk Dingzhen, as the only king of the auditorium, Dingzhen is a rich monk, and he never calls himself a poor monk.

You can't starve to death no matter what.

After eating, Jiang Xun took away the seven portions of Malatang he packed, and walked out of the Malatang store with Chen Quan.

Chen Quan was about to sit in the co-pilot, but he heard Jiang Xun say: "Okay, this is only 300 meters away from your house, you can walk back by yourself, you can still eliminate food, I have something to do, withdraw first." ”

Chen Quan: ?

Are you really looking for me to eat? I thought there was some kind of entertainment, such as the Foot Washing City...... Ahem, for example, the Internet café sits together to play the forest ice and fire man, and plays a tense and exciting flying chess.

Looking at Jiang Xun riding a dusty little broken car, Chen Quan couldn't help but sigh deeply, and finally made up his mind.

He's going to buy a car too!

Even if it is broken, the second-hand ones are only a few thousand yuan.

He also wants to get rid of this dilemma of walking all for travel!

Go home!

……

Jiang Xun hummed a little song and drove the car.

Suddenly, he felt a chill behind him, as if some flood beast was staring at him from behind, which made Jiang Xun feel a little uncomfortable.

There is no doubt that in addition to Jiang Xun, the creature in the car is only Joan de Meow.

"Joan of Arc, why are you looking at me like that?"

Jiang Xun's heart was furious, and he barely squeezed out a smile, and asked with a smile at Joan of Arc in the back seat.

"You're going to eat something delicious, aren't you?"

Joan de Meow was like a high-level fighter, looking at Jiang Xun with a straight face, and meowed viciously: "Why don't you take me there!" ”

Her expression can be said to be super fierce!

Jiang Xun: ......

"Sister, you are a cat now, where do you have to occupy a seat to eat Malatang?"

Jiang Xun was a little helpless, so he could only explain like this: "It can't be explained at all when people see it, besides, you are called a whirlwind and clouds when you eat it, which is jaw-dropping, it is really ......."

"What do you mean, scold me?!"

"It's because you think about it too much, Joan of Arc, I advise you to take more cultural classes with Teacher Renjie Meow, otherwise you won't understand when others scold you. Do you understand what knowledge means to change fate? ”

"Whew~! I'm going to bite you to death! ”

"Drive, drive, don't scratch my back with your kitten paws!"

“……”

When Jiang Xun arrived at the familiar mobile phone store, there were already a lot of kitten paws behind him.

But maybe it's because Jiang Xun has rough skin and thick meat, maybe it's because Zhen Demeow didn't use much force, or maybe it's both, anyway, Jiang Xun's back only has red scratches, and there is actually no bleeding, and it looks like a mark made out of play.

Life, sometimes it's so helpless.

Parked the car, Jiang Xun opened a bag of Malatang at random, and let Zhen Demeow eat here with peace of mind, while he himself got out of the car to buy a mobile phone.

Joan of Arc Meow glanced at Malatang, her eyes full of curiosity, but with disdain.

"Hmph, he Jiang Xun dared to say that I was a rice bucket! I'll show you today, even if I jump out of the car, I won't eat a bite of you! Meow~"

Holding her proud little head high, Joan of Arc was proud and swore that she would not take a bite of Malatang.

But......

As we all know, the car is a confined space, and the taste of Malatang itself is also strong, and the combination of the two quickly exudes an attractive taste.

After smelling this smell, Joan of Arc meow swallowed her saliva, snorted coldly again, and muttered arrogantly: "I'll just take a bite, he Jiang Xun will definitely not be able to see it!" Meow~"

At this point, Joan of Arc Meow showed off.

"Just take a bite."

"Hey, this ham slice is delicious, much better than France!"

"What kind of vegetable is this? Weird, no head, I take a bite. ”

"This piece of meat is good, at first glance, it is a pig eaten by nobles, I represent the will of God to destroy this pig!"

"Why is there still stuffing in this ball? I'll take another bite ......."

“……”

Jiang Xun didn't know Zhende Meow's mental journey, as soon as he entered the mobile phone store, the sales staff of the mobile phone store were brightly eyed.

Yo, this is a big customer!

Last time, I bought seven or eight units in one go!

With the advent of the Internet era, the roadside real economy like them has suffered a lot of blows, and young people have all gone online shopping, who still goes to shopping malls and physical stores?

That is true.

After all, there is still a big difference between mobile phone stores and online shopping.

When Jiang Xun was in college, he once won an award for one of his video essays and got a bonus of 10,000 yuan.

He happily went to the computer city to buy a laptop, and under the fool of the profiteers, he spent 7,200 yuan to buy a computer that was released last year, and the initial price was 6,100 yuan......

Later, after a friend's guidance, he was cheated for at least more than 2,000.

It can only be said that the computer city belongs to the high-accident area.

And the mobile phone store is okay, at most you will be two or three hundred, and Jiang Xun bought a low-end machine, through the online price comparison, so the price is fair.

Jiang Xun didn't compare much this time, and directly bought ten units in one go.

On the one hand, Jiang Xun is rich.

On the other hand, there are many mobile phones that can give the Minions a lot of tinkering.

Jiang Xun discovered that these three Minions were really talents.

For now, among their seven living treasures, the most useful skills are Napoleon Wang, the three Minions can freely splice electrical components, they belong to the inventors, if they give them enough permissions, maybe they will be able to mix in two years as an 'academician'.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but feel excited, and the type seemed to have changed from a cute pet daily text to a black technology scholar from this moment.

After buying the mobile phone, under the respectful gaze of the salesperson, Jiang Xun stepped out of the store and returned to the car.

As soon as he got into the car, he saw a scene that shocked him.

The seven portions of Malatang have now been wiped out, and there are only seven plastic bowls left, and there is not even the soup left for his meow.

Jiang Xun: ???

He looked at Joan of Arc Meow, and Joan of Arc Meow had an expression that she hadn't done anything, and at the same time whimpered fiercely: "What do you see, haven't you seen a kitten?!" ”

"You eat all this?" Jiang Xun pointed to the spicy tang on the side.

Joan of Arc, whose mouth was stained with spicy soup, shook her head and denied: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense." ”

"I've never seen any of these things."

Joan of Arc Meow raised her little head and talked serious nonsense.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile, and was about to say something, but the mobile phone suddenly vibrate.

When I took it out, it was Chen Quan who called.

Hey, did he pull something on my car?

Jiang Xun was a little surprised, and then connected the phone, and before he could speak, he saw Chen Quan hurriedly speak:

"Looking for a son! There are traffickers in our community! Just put the mentally ill child of the old Gu family ...... What's it called, Gu Feng seems to have taken it away! ”

Buy a computer, that's based on a real story.

I have a friend who won the fourth place in the 18-year-old fantasy essay with a prize of 10,000 yuan. I took this 10,000 yuan to a physical store to buy a computer, and spent 7,000 two to buy the 2017 version of the Lenovo Y7000.

It wasn't until last year, when I bought stickers for my broken computer on the Internet, I couldn't find the model number and sent it to the sticker merchant, and they told me that I had been cheated for at least more than 2,000.

My current computer was bought in Jingdong on the National Day last year, Jingdong is expensive, more than 5,000, and the configuration is more than ten times that of the old computer.

You are numb, and you are pitted to death.

(End of chapter)