It's a real high-tech weapon!

Jiang Xun's hand holding the toy spray gun was even trembling slightly.

Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?

Now, Jiang Xun only had these few thoughts in his mind.

What is an anti-gravity gun? Well, Jiang Xun hasn't seen it before, and he doesn't know it, but the three words 'anti-gravity' sound like a cow.

This Minion has finally done a great job!

Although at present, the anti-gravity gun is just a toy-like thing in the shell of a water spray gun, Jiang Xun still feels that the Nobel Prize is getting closer and closer to him.

He forced his excited heart, pretended to be indifferent, and asked the three Minions, "What's the use of this gun?" ”

The Minions began to show Jiang Xun, and after the Minions put their fingers in the shape of a pistol and made a sound of 'biubiubiu', another Minion immediately made an 'ah' sound, stuck out his tongue and pretended to be dead, while the third Minion also held the shot Minion underneath, simulating the feeling of floating in the air.

Jiang Xun: ?

I can't read it, it's a bit abstract.

As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

Jiang Xun decided to get his hands on it himself and see if it made sense.

Holding the small water gun tightly, Jiang Xun glanced around, and suddenly found the trash can on the basement floor.

So, Jiang Xun closed one eye, about two or three meters away, and after aiming accurately, a transparent light was launched with a 'biu' sound.

With the hit of the light, the trash can instantly broke free from Newton's shackles and began to fly freely in the air.

"Wow!"

Seeing this scene where Newton couldn't help but jump out of the coffin when he saw it, Jiang Xun only felt an inexplicable excitement.

Who said Minions would invent some garbage?

I'm not convinced, this can clearly invent a lot of good things!

Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and even played a little bit, holding this anti-gravity small water gun, and aimed at a cup not far away, 'biu'...... No reaction.

"Huh?"

Jiang Xun was a little strange, and looked at the muzzle: "What's the situation, the anti-gravity gun will also get stuck?" ”

"Bunana!"

The Minions on the side began to gesture and wanted to say something, but the tall Kevin was undoubtedly the one with the highest IQ among the three, and immediately took out a drawing board and wrote a sentence in pinyin that Jiang Xun needed to read for a long time to understand.

Roughly speaking......

This anti-gravity gun is a one-time item and cannot be used after a shot.

Okay, disposable props aren't bad either.

It's always much better than the props of the ecstasy of the criminal department such as 'scan code payment phone booths' and 'automatic dressing machines' that can be used sustainably.

As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun immediately patted the little Minion's little head, and was very satisfied: "I'll allocate five hundred yuan for you, work hard, and strive for mass production." ”

The three minions didn't expect to be praised by Jiang Xun, and immediately saluted Jiang Xun happily.

They're the Royal Guard!

Defend the Emperor to the death!

Forehead......

As for Jiang Xun, he has already been automatically crowned His Majesty the Emperor of the Third Reich of France.

Although he, the emperor of France, was not recognized by any of the French people, his jurisprudence was directly inherited from Napoleon, and the gold content was very high.

Seeing that the minions were starting to get busy, Jiang Xun also nodded with satisfaction.

After nodding, Jiang Xun remembered what he came down for, so he put the five mobile phones on the table, and then said: "The old rules, the touch screen." ”

The minions made an OK gesture to Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun nodded, looked at the trash can floating freely in the air, paused, and then asked, "When will this trash can come down?" ”

The minions waved their hands in unison, indicating that they didn't know.

Jiang Xun: ......

Okay.

didn't have anything to say, Jiang Xun sat down on the sofa on the basement floor, picked up a bottle of cider, and swiped his phone while observing when the trash can would fall.

It's nice to be quiet here for a while.

turned on the phone, Jiang Xun's current concern is naturally the video he posted before about the kitten breathing fire.

This video is very important, and it can be said to be the key video of whether Jiang Xun's 'Cat Cat and Dog Acrobatic Troupe' account can become popular.

But......

Even Chen Quan, a guy who has never paid attention to himself, can brush this video, it seems that this video of his own should be popular, right?

Jiang Xun was in a very good mood, and even hummed a little song and opened the champagne at halftime.

Open the background, among the data of the three videos, the data of the original video is the most prominent.

The number of views has reached a terrifying more than 7 million, and there are more than 40 million views on the short video platform!

It can really be said that it exploded overnight!

But my own ghost animal clips and stuck point clips are not good, and they are not as good as one-tenth of the original.

But there are quite a lot of comments.

Looking at the tens of thousands of comments, Jiang Xun said in his heart, 'It should be netizens who praise me for being very talented', so he opened it with confidence, but found that most of the comments that came into his eyes were ......

"What are you cutting? It's better not to cut it! ”

"At this level, let's go into the factory to raise pigs."

"Leave the kitten behind, can this blogger get out!"

“……”

Looking at the dazzling comments, Jiang Xun was speechless and unconvinced.

You ordinary people, you know a fart.

Lao Tzu's editing skills are extraordinary, and he spent 299 yuan on the Internet to learn from the current ocean!

It belongs to the professional background!

You hanging hair, you don't know how to appreciate!

Anyway, if you say a thousand things and ten thousand, it is definitely not Jiang Xun's problem.

Jiang Xun thought so in his heart, he belonged to great art, as if he were Van Gogh.

When he was alive, no one cared about his works, and when he committed suicide due to poverty, depression, and suicide, his works exploded.

Well.

The current audience has no discernment, and one day in the future, the public will definitely understand their own art that transcends the times!

Jiang Xun firmly believes in this and says that he is an artist who transcends his time.

Just when Jiang Xun was about to cut the trumpet to brush up on himself, he heard a 'clang', and the garbage cans floating in the sky fell to the ground suddenly, and the garbage was scattered everywhere.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun glanced at the time.

"Only about ten minutes?"

Jiang Xun calculated the time slightly and nodded silently.

He didn't remember the specific time, anyway, it would not be more than fifteen minutes at most, and it was probably around ten minutes.

What happens if you apply this anti-gravity gun to a human body?

Will people walk in space, or will they scream and die on the spot?

Jiang Xun didn't know very well, so he decided to meet some vicious criminals next time and experiment on him.

The premise is that it is really vicious, not petty theft.

After all, he is an enthusiastic citizen who acts bravely, not a crime city expert who kills anyone.

This voice interrupted Jiang Xun's previous progress, he continued to look, and then his eyes widened.

Grandma's, buddy, such a high number of views, such a great video, only 1,800 yuan of income?

How can you let ordinary up masters live?!

Uncle, where are you? Come back quickly, now that Auntie is here, she simply doesn't give us these ordinary pure up masters a way to live.

Come back, my Sima Rui, my proudest faith, is vividly at the destination of the G station......

Jiang Xun had mixed feelings.

It's no wonder that the current up owners have to take on advertising jobs, and it seems that they are also going to receive some advertisements.

Of course, there is a reason why the amount of playbacks is so high and the income is so small.

After all, Jiang Xun's video is only two and a half minutes long, which is too short.

The gold content of a two-and-a-half-minute video with tens of millions of views and a two-and-a-half-hour video with tens of millions of views is naturally different, and the former is naturally not as good as the latter's income.

Jiang Xun clicked on the private message casually and found that there were a lot of private chats, and soon, Jiang Xun found some business orders.

Most of them are cat food, dog food, cat toys, dog toys and the like.

They proposed to let Jiang Xun's cats and dogs experience it.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun was also a little silent.

If you really give cat food and dog food to these little ancestors of your own family to experience, it will be a big deal.

They are no ordinary cats and dogs.

Jiang Xun took a deep breath and decided to check their quality control on the Internet in two days, ask for a few bags for the Minions to test, and if they are sure, they will hang the Yellow Car Link to bring the goods.

Fans and friends will only buy the objects linked to my little yellow car if they can trust me, we can't pit the family members for a few black-hearted money, right?

Those bird's nest syrup things will never be in Jiang Xun's live broadcast room...... Ahh

Jiang Xun doesn't do live broadcasts.

Jiang Xun communicated with those brands, and after telling them his courier address, he put down his phone and took a deep breath.

But I have to say that Jiang Xun feels pretty good now.

He hadn't slept for two nights, and Jiang Xun didn't feel sleepy, which was unimaginable before.

You must know that Jiang Xun has graduated from college for two years, and he has long passed the age of all-nighters.

Forehead...... Maybe his peers are okay, but Jiang Xun can't.

Because the gray people are tired during the day, they sleep soundly at night, and sometimes they have to work three or even two shifts, and they are extremely tired, and they have to stay up all night and the sky has fallen.

It's been two days now, and it seems that Yun Changmeow's exercise method is really effective.

I've been a little slack lately, and I'll play two sets of punches when I go out later.

Saying...... Didn't Zhang Feimeow say to teach some tips to himself? Did he forget?

Jiang Xun decided to go up later and take away Zhang Feimeow, who was watching TV.

Zhang Feimeow is really unusual, the first half is basically from Liu Guanzhang's perspective, doesn't he know what happened clearly? What kind of Romance of the Three Kingdoms is there, it is recommended that next time jump directly to the beginning of the Battle of Yiling, let Zhang Feimeow experience what it means to be a hero and ambition.

"Bunana!"

At this moment, the voice of the Minions sounded in Jiang Xun's ears, Jiang Xun looked up, but saw that the Minions' eyes widened, stacked a stack of mobile phones in front of Jiang Xun, and posed very coolly, as if they were saying 'a trivial matter' with their eyes.

"You have done a very good job, work hard, and I will give you a promotion and a salary increase next time."

Jiang Xun nodded with satisfaction, and after drawing a big pie for them, he went upstairs with the new mobile phone that had been renovated, and let the three minions on the basement floor be elated and celebrated.

After all, for them, being rewarded verbally by Jiang Xun is already a great thing that they can be happy all day long.

Jiang Xun was refreshed, and with loud steps, he left the basement floor and returned to the ground.

When he came to the ground floor, Jiang Xun instantly had an unusual feeling.

Although the first floor is also dark, for some reason, it is more vast than the underground, and there is no sense of oppression.

As soon as he went upstairs, Jiang Xun moistened his throat, and after coughing lightly, he opened his mouth and said, "Zhende Meow, Zhang Feimeow, Sun Cewang, you three come here!" ”

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Zhang Feimeow and Sun Cewang, who were watching TV, smelled the residual smell of durian in the van, and Zhende Meow, who was reluctant to give up, immediately rushed over very obediently.

After all, they are not stupid, and if they can call the three of them together, then there is only one thing.

Send your phone!

Who doesn't like to play with their mobile phone in this world?

These ancients who lived in an era of lack of entertainment culture will naturally be quickly attracted by this magical little thing after coming into contact with mobile phones!

"Yours, yours, and yours."

After Jiang Xun skillfully distributed the mobile phone, he kept the other two unopened mobile phones, and then raised his voice: "You know how to use it, right?" ”

"Teacher Renjie talked about it in class."

Joan of Arc Meow opened her mouth honestly, and her voice was very happy: "It's super fun!" Meow~"

Seeing this, Jiang Xun glanced around, and saw that Renjie Meow, who was eating melon seeds, immediately beckoned, and said: "Zhang Feimeow and Sun Cewang will be handed over to Renjie Meow, you go to Renjie Meow to teach you to play with your mobile phone." ”

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Ren Jiemeow's face instantly darkened.

What.

Why are you dead, retired, reincarnated as a kitten, and still be called to work?

Who do you think you are, Emperor?

Ren Jie Meow complained in his heart, looked at the elated Zhang Feimeow in front of him and Sun Cewang with an excited face, but he didn't say anything after all.

After all

These two are too good to fight.

If he refuses, Renjie Meow is afraid that he will become the second in the villa...... No, the first cat gets under the cat.

After all, His Majesty the Emperor of Eastern Wu has to clamp his tail here and be a dog, let alone him, the prime minister.

Life is not easy, the orange cat sighed.

So, Ren Jie Meow immediately shook the crumbs on his body, then stood up, took the initiative to walk towards Sun Cewang and Zhang Feimeow enthusiastically, and raised his voice very enthusiastically: "Two, instead of teaching how to play mobile phones, it is better to start the game directly, let's have a tense and exciting Glory of Kings Civil War!" It just so happens that everyone has a corresponding hero in it! ”

After that, he looked at Joan of Arc and Napoleon Wang again, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, the foreign characters haven't come out yet, but I won't delay the two of you to play." Meow~"

Yun Changmeow also leaned over his head and nodded.

Even Rat Yuanfang was a little excited: because Jiang Xun also sent him a mobile phone, and there was a hero named Li Yuanfang in the game!

Only Sun Quanwang was not very happy.

Yes.

Of the seven historical pets present, if you don't count Joan of Arc and Napoleon Wang, he didn't have a hero!

He's even got that mouse!

King Glory Designer, I want your life!

Jiang Xun saw that they were having fun, and Jiang Xun was also very satisfied.

Yes.

Four-on-four, pretty good.

Let them play, have fun, and don't get yourself into trouble!

……

The siren was melodious, and in the town thousands of kilometers away, Chen Daochang sat on a chair, calm and relaxed.

After a while, the fat man who acted as Chen Daochang's dog leg also rushed back, and his face was a little ugly.

He came to the front of Daochang Chen, immediately squatted down, and whispered in front of Daochang Chen: "Daochang, something happened, those five guys were all arrested!" ”

Hearing this, Daochang Chen didn't panic, but sighed deeply: "Poor Dao has known for a long time, those five blood diamonds have lost contact, it's really troublesome." ”

Seeing Daochang Chen say this, the fat man didn't know what to say for a while, but then, the fat man heard Daochang Chen continue: "I'm afraid it's not my senior brothers and junior brothers who chased after Penglai." Alas, the poor road is just a different way of living, they want to say that I have corrupted the lintel, immeasurable Tianzun, it is really a mouse's eye. ”

The fat man didn't know what to say, so he could only nod and say a few words, 'What the Taoist said is true', and then cautiously asked, "Dao Chief, what should we do next?" ”

"What else can I do?"

Chen Daochang stood up and chuckled, but he looked like a fairy wind bone: "Let's go and find those blood diamonds back here, Poor Dao hid and hid for ten years before condensing these five blood diamonds, and before they could take it, they were snatched away, where is such a reason?" ”

"If it's really my senior brothers, hum, I, Chen Hua, am not afraid of them."

……

Zhenhai, a relevant department.

Several documents were mobilized, and the staff who came and went focused all their energy on one person.

His name is Jiang Xun.

With the advent of the information age, Jiang Xun's various files have been committed, from snatching the lollipops of girls in the same class in kindergarten to taking four subjects in the make-up examination of the University of Science and Technology in college, all the information is gathered together, and there are special psychologists who analyze Jiang Xun's psychological characteristics.

After coming up with a few labels of 'harmless, lonely, maybe too much, parents are dead, it's best not to mess with him', a man who is obviously a superior person frowned, and asked: "Everyone, what will be the ability of this Mr. Jiang Xunjiang?" ”

"According to our analysis, it is very likely that Mr. Jiang's ability is related to the Imperial Beast."

A man who looked quite wise stood up and gave an impassioned speech: "According to legend, the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan cultivated virtue and revitalized the army, governed the five qi, the five kinds of art, soothed the people, and lived in all directions. Teach ten thousand beasts to fight with Emperor Yan in the wilderness of Banquan. During the battle of the deer, the Yellow Emperor also controlled ten thousand beasts, and I personally think that this Mr. Jiang is very likely to have this ability! ”

"If we want to get closer to him, my advice is...... Give him a zoo! ”

"Huh?"

450 votes for a monthly pass, 2000 words more, 10000 + 2000-1000 = 11000

That's right, after today's update, I have 1000 more words.

However, there is another chapter of 3000-5000 words, and the exact amount depends on whether I can write it.

(End of chapter)