Chapter 111: Madame, Would You Like to Sleep with Me Tonight?
As soon as he thought of this, Cao Cao Meow pulled the rice chop back into the bowl by himself.
After looking around, he silently pushed the rice to Yun Changmeo's position, and then said with a smile: "This is fresh hand-beaten rice, Yun Chang tastes it." ”
Seeing Cao Cao Meow say such words, Jiang Xun couldn't hold back.
What do you mean?
The old Three Kingdoms are broadcast on TV, and you play the new Three Kingdoms, right?
Cao Cao Meow sees everything in private, right?
And when Yun Changmeow heard this, he was just like the one on TV.
It's not the same as what you see on TV, though.
In the TV series, Yun Changmeow refused because the gift was too precious.
And now......
You slumped, and the white rice buckled on the table and pulled it back...... Although it is said that 'who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard', Yun Changmeow is not stupid.
Zhang Feimeow chuckled lightly.
As someone who has watched the videos of the old and new Three Kingdoms and major ghost animals, he is naturally familiar with various famous scenes.
But what he didn't expect was that the content of the ghost animal video was actually staged in reality, and it was so ...... Ghost animals.
Jiang Xun's expression was also extremely weird.
This......
He shook his head, beckoned the Minions over, solemnly handed over the mobile phone to them, and then glanced at Napoleon Wang, snatched the Minion's mobile phone, and then said to the Minions: "Don't play games with Na Er, hurry up and engage in scientific research, I want the anti-gravity gun speed assembly line production arrangement!" When I make a lot of money and buy you a lot of large equipment, you can do whatever you want, and go to work! By the way, I will dry my phone and fix it first. ”
Hearing the big cake drawn by Jiang Xun, the Minions' eyes widened, and they immediately took Jiang Xun's mobile phone, and then quickly returned to Napoleon Wang and the other two Minions, and snatched the mobile phones that the two Minions were playing with a bang, and then ran to Jiang Xun and handed it to Jiang Xun, and then dragged the other two Minions and walked towards the basement, as if they were going to repair Jiang Xun's mobile phone.
Seeing such an energetic Minion, Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and then replaced the Minion and helped him complete the game.
Although Napoleon Wang's eyes were full of doubts, with Jiang Xun's excellent ability of 'the power of the little overlord', this game was basically won.
However, when Jiang Xun started to operate, he found that things were far from being so simple.
The power of the Overlord can only be applied to single-player games.
And the glory of the king...... There is a stand-alone mode, but it's obviously not a stand-alone mode now.
With a big failure in sight, Jiang Xun reluctantly put down his phone: "It's too vegetable, I can't take 11-7 at all." ”
And Napoleon Wang didn't speak, just looked at Jiang Xun faintly.
The Minions hit a 10-0 and came out to you, and then you hit an 11-7 and killed only one person with seven lives, and the head was still robbed......
It is difficult for Napoleon Wang to evaluate Jiang Xun, but it can only be said that there is still a lot of room for improvement, and the future can be expected.
After the end of this game, Jiang Xun did not feel that the previous 10-0 was played by the Minions, but regarded it as his own record in a high-sounding manner, and was very proud: "Very good, it seems that my level has not dropped too much, and in the face of a powerful game such as 'Xingyao', I will not fall behind." ”
Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Napoleon Wang's expression darkened.
There is nothing to evaluate, I can only say that Jiang Xun's game understanding is not as good as a dog.
Jiang Xun took his mobile phone and went upstairs to change clothes.
Although Jiang Xun doesn't often buy clothes, he doesn't have only one set.
Before changing clothes, Jiang Xun even took a shower upstairs.
After taking a shower, Jiang Xun comfortably changed into new clothes, and then he was not in a hurry to go downstairs, but sat on the bed and skillfully logged in to his account with his account password, wanting to see the situation.
However, after seeing the mobile phone verification code of that dog's day, Jiang Xun was helpless for a while.
It's really hard to move without a mobile phone now.
Even if you have a mobile phone, if you don't have a mobile phone number in your hand, it is difficult to move an inch.
Jiang Xun casually opened the hot search and took a look, and found that the first place in the hot search was not 'Divine Dog Saving People by the Sea', but a brief red sea area near Zhenhai Caishiji, with rough waves, during which part of the beach was flooded, causing no casualties.
Jiang Xun clicked in and took a look, and found that it was the sea area where he and Sun Cewang were doing it at the bottom of the sea.
The crimson sea area is indeed beautiful, but if you think about it carefully, it should be the color that appeared after Sun Ce Wang moved his hand.
It's pretty good.
But why is this the first hot search?
Sun Cewang should be the first to save the girl!
Jiang Xun complained about another hot spot that was closely related to him, but no one could understand the Internet, so he could only say this.
Jiang Xun sighed and decided to wait for the Minions to finish repairing the phone before taking care of other content.
Say a thousand things and ten thousand, or your own mobile phone is comfortable to play, and other people's mobile phones are not comfortable enough.
Although this phone was also bought by myself.
Regrouping his mood, Jiang Xun went downstairs and walked towards the hall, his mind was now full of thoughts that were actually focused on Cao Cao Meow.
After all, Cao Cao Meow's skills, Jiang Xun is still quite curious.
What kind of skill is 'I kill someone in my dream'?
Jiang Xun really wants to see, can he kill people in his dreams? Then I think this thing is really spicy!
Jiang Xun rubbed upstairs for a long time, and when Jiang Xun went downstairs, he found that Cao Cao's face had become more and more gloomy.
Seeing that something seemed to be wrong with the current atmosphere, Jiang Xun quietly pulled Zhang Feimeow over and asked in a low voice, "What's the situation?" ”
"Hey, hey."
The smile on Zhang Feimeo's face could not be hidden, his eyebrows and eyes were full of joy, after hearing Jiang Xun's inquiry, as if he was eager to share a certain gossip with his good brothers and girlfriends, he hurriedly came over and explained mysteriously to Jiang Xunshen: "Not long ago, Sima Yi and Sima Shi died, Huainan rebelled, and Cao Thief's face was crooked, but then Sima Zhao abolished the emperor and established Cao Chao, and then killed Cao Chao on the street and changed Cao Yang to death. ”
Zhang Feimeow gloated and said: "The Sima family is really not authentic, look at the old Cao family, even if it is a usurper, it is also decent, do a good job of three resignations and three concessions, change the Shanyang public security to enjoy the old age, and then look at the Sima family...... Tut-tut, kill the emperor on the street, where is this kind of gameplay? My old Zhang is absolutely not right. Meow~! ”
That is true.
Zhang Feimeow felt that the problem was very big.
What is an emperor?
The emperor is a symbol of the divine authority of the monarch, and before that, the people were superstitious that the emperor was the true son of the dragon and was immortal.
Even if he usurped the throne, he didn't dare to do anything to the emperor.
For example, Wang Mang usurped the Han and did not dare to kill the crown prince and his children, so he could only be imprisoned.
Another example is that Cao Pi accepted the Zen concession of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, which also gave people dignity.
What were those emperors like who were killed in the rebellion? Those are all pseudo-heavenly mandates, and in the eyes of everyone, they are not true dragons at all.
And Sima Zhao came to this wave, which directly broke the ethereal myth of the emperor, so that the tradition of killing kings casually appeared in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and the Jin Dynasty of the Sima family was killed.
Yun Changmeow was not in a good mood next to him.
After all, he also saw the scene of Ji Han's demise again.
And after Cao Cao Meow saw the demise of Shu Han, he couldn't help but feel emotional, and said: "Liu Chen, the king of the northern land...... Liu Xuande's grandson has backbone, stronger than his son, much stronger. Meow~"
Zhang Fei meow smiled: "Your Cao Chao is not bad, he is no longer able to return to the sky, and he has to go into battle to kill the thief, and finally die vigorously!" ”
After that, their eyes suddenly focused on the same point, looking at Sun Quanwang not far away.
"What do you think I'm doing?"
Sun Quanwang was a little embarrassed, and now he just wanted to go back and beat that grandson Sun Hao hard.
This grandson, he is a real grandson!
I knew that it was better to let him rot to death, and let the descendants of the eldest brother be the emperor in the first place.
Sun Quanwang sighed deeply and regretted not being at the beginning.
Even if you regret not doing it at the beginning, there is nothing you can do, after all, everything is your own choice.
He Shu Han has Liu Chen, Cao Wei has Cao Chao, and Sun Wu only has the Hou of Gui.
But when he went to the north to see Sima Yan, he was quite brave, so what's the use? Why don't you kill yourself if you're so brave!
Sun Cewang was grinning heartlessly on the side, and kept gesturing to Renjie Meow: "Hey, guess what?" The bottom of the sea is so big! I'm just ...... that big eye."
For Sun Cewang, it doesn't matter.
It's all gone.
It's important to live in the moment!
It's time to eat, it's time to drink, and the main thing is to be optimistic.
Ren Jie Meow was already annoyed, but she still nodded and smiled very politely.
This is the basic connotation of being a prime minister.
Joan of Arc had already gotten out of the van, she was lying on the sofa, playing with her mobile phone very comfortably, Jiang Xun could clearly see what kind of card drawing game she seemed to be playing, what was it specifically...... Jiang Xun is hard to say.
As if sensing Jiang Xun's gaze, Joan of Arc Meow raised her head suddenly, her little face was tense, and she stared at Jiang Xun and said, "What do you see, haven't you seen a beautiful girl meow?" Meow~! ”
Super fierce!
Jiang Xun smiled slightly, then sat on the sofa and stretched.
This feeling is still quite good.
It just so happens that I have nothing to do now, so let's sit here and watch TV with Cao Cao for a while.
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun once again watched this epic masterpiece that he never got tired of watching and was popular among the people.
The story of the Three Kingdoms is long and exciting, but in the second half of the Three Kingdoms, I always feel that it is almost interesting, especially now, after Sima Yan appeared on the stage, people's blood pressure soared.
After accompanying Sima Yan to accept Chan Rang, ascend the throne and claim the emperor, the country name is Jin, and go south to destroy Wu, the story of the Three Kingdoms has come to an end.
The three families finally returned to Jin.
Even though they have watched this ending countless times, Sun Quanwang, Sun Cewang, Zhang Feimeow and Yun Changmeow are all a little stunned, still a little incredulous and confused.
And Cao Cao, who saw this ending for the first time...... My teeth are crushing.
For no other reason, it's disgusting to watch.
He is a generation of hard-working people, seeing his country ruined like this, Cao Cao suddenly smiled, just like after Chibi back then: "Hahahaha, good, good, good Sima Yi, good Sima Zhongda!" ”
After laughing a few times, Cao Cao Meow suddenly calmed down and said to Jiang Xun calmly: "Mr. Jiang, can you summon Zhongda next?" There are still many things to exchange between our monarchs and ministers. ”
Yes, he doesn't want to see Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, or even his favorite child Cao Chong anymore.
He only wanted Sima Yi to come now.
And after hearing Cao Cao's words, Sun Cewang and Sun Quanwang also saw that it was not a big deal: "Come one, come one!" ”
And Yun Changmeow and Zhang Feimeow glanced at each other and said their opinion: "I still have to summon my big brother first!" After that, you can summon this Sima Zhongda and see what this kid is capable of, he can be an old turtle for so long, and resist the prime minister of my family! Meow~! ”
They still want to see Liu Bei more.
After hearing their words, the corners of Jiang Xun's mouth twitched.
"This isn't like calling whoever I want, if I can choose for myself, I'll definitely fulfill your wishes." Jiang Xun spoke very aggrievedly on the side.
If you can choose for yourself......
Who's going to send it, listen to you?
Buddy directly backhanded to summon all the beauties of ancient and modern China and foreign countries, and enjoy a wave of imperial treatment!
It's better to choose the human form!
When you can't beat it, there are a few more that can be beaten, such as Lu Bu...... Forget this, you may steal beauty with me.
Wouldn't it be beautiful to have a few decent gentlemen, such as Zhao Zilong, as bodyguards?
"Okay Cao Cao, don't be sad, play with your phone for a while, play for a while to distract yourself."
Jiang Xun comforted Cao Cao Meow twice, but fortunately, Yun Changmeow had taught Cao Cao Meow how to play with his mobile phone before, and Cao Cao Meow was also very calm, and after sighing, he played with his mobile phone depressedly.
And Ren Jiemeow also jumped out from behind the sofa and decisively grabbed the remote control.
These people from the Three Kingdoms of the Late Han Dynasty have finally finished watching, and now it's my turn to watch TV!
Satisfied, Master Di opened Detective Conan and continued to watch the Grim Reaper schoolboy from Neon.
As for Jiang Xun, he was sitting on the sofa, and as soon as his mind moved, a heavy [Incredible History Book] appeared in front of Jiang Xun.
Turning the first page, Jiang Xun saw that the situation on the first page was extraordinary, and he had a lot of energy!
And this time, all the energies have a concrete reality!
Murderous aura: 24 points.
Aura: 43 points.
Grievances: 31 points.
Demonic spirit: 9 o'clock.
Void Energy: 77 points.
"Notes: Every 100 Power Points will summon a page of Scrolls. When the number of summoned pages reaches 10 pages, the energy points are 150 points, and then 50 points are added for every 5 pages after that."
Seeing this remark, Jiang Xun's eyes darkened, and he was almost stunned by the [Incredible History Book] that he was searching for.
The further you go, the harder it gets, right?
Then you really have to use it with caution.
I now have eight pages, which means that I can still summon two pages for 100 energy points.
But......
What is that Void Energy?
Just as Jiang Xun was deep in thought, he suddenly heard a strange sound from Cao Cao's meow.
"Huh?"
Jiang Xun followed the prestige, but saw Cao Cao's eyes fiery, and his eyes had a special look that Jiang Xun had never seen before.
"Cao Cao Meow, what are you doing?" Jiang Xun asked curiously.
However, this sentence did not get a response from Cao Cao Meow, he seems to have been addicted to the world of mobile phones.
Yes?
It's only been ten minutes to be addicted, this thing is so addictive?
Jiang Xun was a little stunned, and then subconsciously looked at Cao Cao's screen, and when he saw the content on the screen, Jiang Xun suffered a cardiac arrest.
He saw that Cao Cao Meow seemed to be chatting privately on a certain social software, and the first sentence turned out to be......
"Madame, would you like to share a bed with me tonight?"
There is also a chapter, which will be sent in the second half of the night.
Recently, I have developed a bad habit of going to bed at seven or eight o'clock and then waking up in the middle of the night.
(End of chapter)