Chapter 46: Drunken impropriety
"How big is it?"
Jia Wanting was stunned when she asked this, "What is the big cup?" ”
Ji Chu gestured with his eyes, "Oh, it's you." ”
Jia Wanting's pretty face suddenly turned red, her originally blushing face seemed to be feverish, and she said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about, you're drunk!" ”
Ji Chu laughed, "What are you drunk, you spit out the truth after drinking!" ”
Jia Wanting couldn't help but glance at Liu Zhizhi shyly, and said, "Spit out, if you're drunk, don't drink it, eat your meal!" ”
How could Ji Chu eat, he just wanted to borrow wine to make a good play, so he took a sip of his cup, "The meal is free, do you think I look like I'm drunk?" ”
Jia Wanting looked at Ji Chu like this, it really didn't look like she was drunk, after all, the last time the two of them drank, what Ji Chu looked like when she was drunk, she knew very well, it seemed that this was the drunkard's intention not to drink.
"Don't talk nonsense if you're not drunk, no big or small."
"Ha, I'll just ask you about one of the three measurements, what's there, don't you have any objections to my opinion? Then I'll give you an example for an in-depth analysis! ”
"Boring! Whoever wants you to parse it, let's just talk about it, right, sister? ”
was asked by Jia Wanting like this, Liu Zhizhi, who was still stunned, couldn't help but nodded, she didn't expect Ji Chu to ask about this kind of privacy, not only was it neither big nor small, but she was treated as air.
Ji Chu saw that Jia Wanting didn't answer well, so he didn't force it, but after rolling his eyes, he said again, "Sister Jia, if you don't say it, then I'll guess it, I guess it's okay, there is a high probability that there will be a B cup?" ”
Jia Wanting was stunned for a moment, and then immediately disagreed, "How is it possible, I'm 38C, okay!" ”
As a result, before the words fell, Jia Wanting suddenly realized something, and hurriedly covered her mouth with a face of shame.
Ji Chu couldn't help laughing evilly, of course he knew that Jia Wanting was more than just cup B, and he had personally inspected the goods last time.
So he snapped his fingers, "Well done!" I'll just say, women are still plump to look good, because men like ...... that can't be mastered by one hand, and you are too easy to master. ”
In the last half of this sentence, Ji Chu said to Liu Zhizhi, what kind of international style, thin is out of stock, where are there so many high-sounding reasons?
Of course, Liu Zhizhi understood what Ji Chu meant, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, and said angrily, "Who are you talking about, you try it again!" ”
Ji Chu smiled, "Don't say good things twice!" ”
Then he looked back at Jia Wanting, "Sister Jia, do you know what an Internet buzzword is called now?" It's called 'bracket buttocks'! Do you think this word is very apt to describe a plump woman like you? ”
Jia Wanting couldn't stand it, she was so ashamed that she accidentally said that she leaked her mouth, but now Ji Chu further described her buttocks, how could she be embarrassed?
is still the same sentence, if Liu Zhizhi is not present, it will be forgotten, but unfortunately being present is simply a social death.
"Okay, okay, you're right, right? Let's not get serious on this kind of boring topic! ”
"No problem, Sister Jia!"
Seeing that Jia Wanting was extremely reluctant to use herself as a reference, Ji Chu had no choice but to stop in moderation, but the conversation box had already been opened, and it was impossible to stop, so he changed the conversation and said, "Then I'll tell you a joke!" ”
As soon as she heard that Ji Chu was going to tell a joke, Jia Wanting thought that he was going to rush to this embarrassing atmosphere, and couldn't help nodding her head again and again.
Unexpectedly, Ji Chu said, "A beautiful woman salesman was in the office to tell people about the product, the other party rubbed the oil with her hands, touched her hands and arms, and further touched her arms, guess what she said?" ”
Jia Wanting shook her head in confusion.
Ji Chu said with a smile, "She said, boss, the salary given to me by our company can only be allowed here." ”
Jia Wanting was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
Liu Zhizhi was still angry, but after listening to it, she couldn't help laughing.
As a result, Ji Chu added, "The female saleswoman is very plump, the boss's prior temptation is actually to touch the bosom to make a foreshadowing, if there is no stock, then there is no need to even foreshadow, will you give the female saleswoman a chance to talk about the product?" ”
Liu Zhizhi suddenly couldn't laugh, this Ji Chu didn't leave his line in three sentences, and emphasized that women were plump or something, was this despising her?
She stood up abruptly, threw her chopsticks and said, "I'm done!" How long do you still need inking? My time is precious! ”
Ji Chu was slightly stunned, and said unhurriedly, "I'm still drinking, what are you panicking about, Lei won't hit the eater." ”
"Okay! Then I'll wait for you in the car, you can do it! Let's go, Sister Jia! ”
After Liu Zhizhi finished speaking, he slammed the door and left, thinking that Ji Chu was embarrassed to eat and drink.
Actually, Ji Chu didn't care, but Jia Wanting was embarrassed, she saw that Liu Zhizhi ran away, and couldn't help but say anxiously, "Ji Chu, what are you still doing steadily, hurry up and chase it!" ”
Ji Chu smiled and said, "What are you chasing, I haven't finished the meal, come, let's do this cup, let's have another cup!" ”
Seeing that Ji Chu unscrewed the wine bottle and was about to fill it again, Jia Wanting hurriedly grabbed his arm, "Oh, don't drink it, how can you find a girlfriend after drinking too much!" ”
Ji Chu blurted out, "Where did I get my girlfriend, I've always been single, okay?" ”
Jia Wanting frowned and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" Just fight for two sentences, and you lose your temper? Still a man? ”
Ji Chu couldn't cry or laugh, "Sister Jia, I really don't have it, and she's not my girlfriend!" I kid you not! ”
Jia Wanting was stunned for a moment, and then said bitterly, "Okay, okay, my sister knows that you are wronged, and it is uncomfortable to be scolded as soon as anyone comes!" However, you have to understand that it is normal for women to sometimes have a broken mouth, and men should be more considerate and tolerant, so that two people can be together for a long time! ”
Ji Chu was speechless, although what Jia Wanting said was very reasonable, but ...... How would he explain it?
However, having said that, it would be nice to have a well-informed girlfriend like Jia Wanting.
"Sister Jia, didn't you say you believed me?"
Ji Chu looked at Jia Wanting and said seriously.
"I ......" Jia Wanting was slightly stunned, and immediately responded, "Of course I believe you!" And I also believe that you can do what a man should do! ”
The corners of Ji Chu's mouth twitched, he originally wanted to use this as an introduction to extend what was going on between him and Liu Zhizhi, but unfortunately Jia Wanting had a preconceived idea and misunderstood his original intention.
Now if he wants to overturn and re-explain, he can't open his mouth, after all, Jia Wanting has said that I believe that he can be responsible like a man, then he and Liu Zhizhi no matter who is right or wrong, they have a relationship between men and women, and the problem cannot but be solved.
"Alas!"
In the end, Ji Chu sighed, poured himself a small half glass of wine, and after drinking it all, he stood up and said, "Okay, then I'll go, you don't have to worry about it after eating, I'll come back and clean up." ”
"Wait a minute, this glass of wine sister will drink with you, I wish you success!" Jia Wanting cleared the wine in the cup and raised her glass to Ji Chu and smiled.
"Thank you!"
Ji Chu turned around and went out, and the smile on Jia Wanting's face instantly became lonely.
Somehow, after putting down her glass, she filled herself with ......
Ji Chu went downstairs and saw the familiar red Chevrolet at a glance, and as soon as he sat down, he heard Liu Zhizhi say impatiently, "It's all your fault, Tang Xiaolong has already called me several times!" ”
Ji Chu fastened his seat belt and smiled disdainfully, "That's good, I'm just looking for him." ”