Chapter 152: A Children's Song, a Sensation!
It's easy to sign up.
I don't know if no one watched this show, or because it wasn't popular in the first place.
Therefore, after Jiang Xun just pulled Chen Quan to sign up, the registration was passed, and he immediately took the stage an hour later!
It's so fast, it's jaw-dropping.
However, after the registration was successful, Jiang Xun hugged Feiyan Meow, took Joan of Arc Meow, Bai Qi Meow, and Chen Quan together, found a place to sit down, and waited boredly for the show to start.
However, before starting, Jiang Xun searched for what kind of show this program called "Voice of Angels" was.
After all, before this, Jiang Xun really hadn't heard what this show was for.
After a short period of Du Niang, Jiang Xun also understood what this show called "Voice of Angels" was for.
This program is from the legendary TV station, Qilu TV!
That's right, it's the legendary 'Qilu TV, if you are sick, you will come'.
And this program called "Angel Voice" has a predecessor, called "Happy Big Star", which has contributed a lot of ridiculous videos on the Internet......
However, whether it is the predecessor or this show, many people liked it at the beginning, and the show uses a voting system.
In other words, if you want to pass the audition, you must be recognized by a large number of audiences and get the recommendation votes in the hands of the mentor.
When the show first aired, it was pretty good.
The contestants are all a little level, and the singing level is first-class, and there is no shortage of professional music students from all over the world who come here to participate in this show.
But just a few times ago, there was a small accident.
There was a contestant whose level was extremely average, but after the singing, a wave of miserable sales began!
Since childhood, both parents died, dropped out of high school to work, music is the only dream, girlfriend has cancer, and wants to see herself standing on a higher and bigger stage......
As a result, the audience and the judges were deeply sympathetic to him, and even if the level was a little worse, they also let the contestant advance.
The singer even made it to the quarterfinals before being eliminated.
But judging from the singer's original strength, he can't even reach the top sixty-four!
Since then, the singer's endorsements have been soft, and various commercial performances have emerged in an endless stream, and the money has been counted to the point of hand cramps.
After learning what happened to the singer, everyone followed suit for a while, and after coming to the stage, they stopped singing, and first gave a miserable performance to win sympathy.
Over time, even a strong singer has to make up a story in order to advance, and a singer who is not strong has even played tricks.
"Angel Voice"?
Wrong, it's a storytelling contest!
And although netizens ridiculed for a while, this show is still very popular.
For no other reason,
If one of the judges shows an unsympathetic look, it's going to be ruined!
This is kind of an alternative 'right'.
"What do you say, my brother Jiang?"
Chen Quan naturally also checked what kind of program this show was, and after figuring it out, Chen Quan couldn't help but feel full of banter, and looked at Jiang Xuntou to see the excitement, and paid great attention to this: "Have you made up the story?" β
If you don't make up a story on "The Voice of Angels", do you still dare to be on the Voice of Angels?
After hearing Chen Quan's voice, Jiang Xun was confident: "Don't worry, buddy's story has been prepared for a long time!" β
Seeing Jiang Xun like this, Chen Quan was very sorry and sighed: "I wanted to help you ghostwrite a story, after all, I am a professional." β
Jiang Xun rolled his eyes when he heard this.
What is the major? There are a total of about 20 people in the book, among which Chen Quan's own trumpet does not know how much, it is simply written by dogs that are better than him.
Jiang Xun felt that if he had time to codewrite, he would not be able to replace Shaosanjia Tang and become the first person to write online texts throughout the ages?
In broad daylight, Jiang Xun was dreaming again.
But it doesn't matter.
Feiyan Meow didn't understand what this so-called "Angel's Voice" was, but in order to show her loyalty, Feiyan Meow still opened her mouth and meowed for the first time: "Mr. Jiang, don't worry, if there is someone who needs the help of the concubine, then the concubine will come to help Mr. Jiang as soon as possible, meow~"
Joan of Arc also rolled her eyes, indicating that she didn't want to speak.
Bai Qimeow is like an iron tower, let you and the others say, everything has nothing to do with him!
And Jiang Xun's heart already has a draft.
In the following time, Jiang Xun and Chen Quan sat in the waiting room and waited for the time to come.
It is worth mentioning that Chen Quan also signed up and waited to start.
An hour later, Chen Quan took the stage.
Jiang Xun listened to it with great interest, planning to hear what good programs Chen Quan had.
But soon, Jiang Xun regretted it.
He heard a story that was both clichΓ©d and boring.
Nothing more than ......
The villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, and his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless. Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is arrogant and ruthless......
After finishing speaking, Chen Quan began to cry wolf, and sang a song that Jiang Xun didn't understand what he was singing until the end.
"Your voice is characteristic, and I am very sympathetic to your plight, but I'm sorry ......"
"I'm sorry too, you ......"
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Although it was eliminated, the sedan chair carried people, and the judges said it very tactfully, expressing sympathy for Chen Quan's experience.
Although he was eliminated, Chen Quan was very useful.
When passing by Jiang Xun's side, Chen Quan even raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiang Xun, which meant provocation.
After Jiang Xun saw Chen Quan's appearance, he smiled lightly, and then said in a low voice: "I have already recorded the video, and when I see Uncle Chen and Aunt Cai in the future, I will send it to them to see what you say." β
After hearing Jiang Xun's voice, Chen Quan's face instantly froze.
Just as Chen Quan was about to say something, he heard the host say, "Jiang Xun, get ready, it's your turn to appear next." β
Hearing the host's words, Jiang Xun didn't hesitate, hugged Feiyan Meow, and walked towards the stage.
"Bang Bang!"
As soon as Jiang Xun came to the stage, there was not very neat applause around him.
Also
Most of these audiences were hired for 50 yuan per person, and half of them were tourists who came here to watch the excitement, and there were few real audiences.
Enthusiasm for the show......
Well, nothing passionate.
After all, this is just an audition scene, and there are no good seedlings who sing particularly well.
"Let's invite No. 49 player Jiang Xun, who is also the last player in the morning game!"
The host's voice was relatively high-pitched, and he seemed to be very dedicated, and he said loudly: "Mr. Jiang Xun, please start introducing yourself!" β
After finishing speaking, the host left the stage sideways and gave the stage to Jiang Xun completely.
And after the host withdrew, Jiang Xun was completely exposed on the stage.
The audience was crowded.
Jiang Xun was not very nervous, but walked unceremoniously to the center of the microphone.
"Wow! He's got a cat! β
"What kind of new trick is this? Why did you bring a cat? β
"What's going on, what's going on, what's going on, can anyone tell me what the hell is, is there a new story to listen to?"
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Jiang Xun's ears are very sensitive, and he can be said to hear the voices of the audience clearly, and after hearing their discussions, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile slightly.
It seems that the audience is tired of hearing about the miserable sales!
Just right!
The corners of Jiang Xun's mouth rose slightly, he held the microphone, and made a deafening voice: "Hello everyone, I am Jiang Xun, from Zhenhai City, I am the director of the zoo by profession, I am good at singing and dancing, and I am not good at rap and basketball." β
"My parents died in a ruthless car accident when I was in high school, and since then, I have lived alone in this rolling red dust, living a very helpless life, earning a little money and barely making ends meet."
Hearing Jiang Xun's first words, the audience, who originally had some spirit, immediately relaxed.
Harm.
You can't do this story.
I thought it would be some kind of novel story, it's still so old-fashioned.
Chen Quan, the representative of the audience, breathed a sigh of relief in the audience: Jiang Xun's story is not good, it is far worse than his own story.
It seems that Jiang Xun will also be eliminated!
As for whether Jiang Xun will be promoted with hard power?
Impossible, simply impossible!
Chen Quan and Jiang Xun grew up together since childhood, and Jiang Xun's singing voice is so clear to him Chen Quan.
Others ask for money when they sing, but he sings to death!
While thinking, Chen Quan faced Bai Qimeow and Zhende Meow, and said to Bai Qimeow and Zhende Meow: "Don't blow it, don't black it, if he Jiang Xun can advance today, then I will eat the stool directly!" β
Hearing Chen Quan's words, Zhende Meow, who had not paid attention to Chen Quan, glanced at Chen Quan unprecedentedly, and meowed: "Then your chair today is yo, it's settled, meow~"
Joan of Virtue Meow doesn't believe in Jiang Xun, but she believes in Feiyan Meow.
Feiyan Meow makes cats feel like a spring breeze just by talking, let alone if they actually sing.
That's probably 'This song should only be in the sky, and the world can hear it a few times'.
Chen Quan couldn't understand what Joan of Arc was saying, but after hearing Joan of Arc's meow, Chen Quan immediately opened his mouth and smiled: "Little kitten, even you think so, right?" That's right, Jiang Xun is a stupid hat, just waiting to make a fool of himself! β
Chen Quan is full of confidence.
And at this moment, Jiang Xun, who was originally telling this old-fashioned story, suddenly changed his words and continued to speak: "After the death of my parents, I only relied on my own efforts to work, and finally reluctantly became the director of a zoo, won two attractions, and made not much money, just a few hundred million less. β
"In addition, friends on the rivers and lakes raised love, called me a 'thief saint', it is ashamed to say, friends who know me have all kinds of mistakes, chances into a 24-hour closed hell for training, and then I gradually got to know a lot of superpowers, in order to save the earth, I have traveled to another world to fight with dragons and beasts many times, after a hundred battles, I am also very miserable......"
Jiang Xun was telling the truth, but with a little artistic processing, when it came to the end, Jiang Xun couldn't even hold back his laughter, and directly laughed out loud.
"Haha......"
Jiang Xun smiled like this, he couldn't hold it back anymore, and then said with a smile: "All in all, I'm miserable, everyone votes for me, otherwise I won't have good fruit to eat!" β
The laughter echoed through the microphone throughout the venue, and the audience was instantly amused by the audience.
"This guy is fierce, it's too bizarre to make up stories, do you have to say that he is too professional, or is he too unprofessional?"
"I can't hold it back, make a little money and hundreds of millions...... Hahaha, I'm going to record him as a ghost animal video on the Internet! β
"Laughing to death."
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The audience's reaction was quite interesting.
Although there are many dog trays invited by them for fifty yuan one day, this is also a contestant after all, and they are just giggling and laughing after being cleaned up by Jiang Xun.
And the judges almost laughed, but they were still full of seriousness, pretending to be sorry: "Ah, that's it, it's really ...... It's pathetic. Then contestant number forty-nine, please start your performance! β
"Performance? Didn't I finish the show just now? Jiang Xun asked confusedly.
"Ahem, we're a singing show, let's sing a song."
Another male judge coughed twice and pulled the rhythm back to normal, but after looking at the list in his hand, he was a little hesitant and a little surprised: "Contestant No. 49, are you sure that the title you sang is ...... "Counting Ducks"? β
"Yes." Jiang Xun nodded.
The male judge asked again: "Children's rhyme, "Counting Ducks? γβ
He felt a little ridiculous, he felt that Jiang Xun was here to have fun, and he didn't really want to sing at all.
What are the people at the registration office doing, why don't you review it?
Hearing the male judge's questions over and over again, Jiang Xun was also a little annoyed, and immediately asked, "You dare to discriminate against children's songs?" β
"Well, that's not what I meant......"
"Then you don't care about so much, just listen to me and it's over!"
Hearing Jiang Xun's words, there was no longer any obstruction, and the backstage stereo also began to play the accompaniment of "Counting Ducks".
As soon as the prelude came out, the audience felt a little confused, only feeling that the prelude was a little familiar, it seemed to be some well-known tune, and just as they were about to concentrate on what kind of beautiful music Jiang Xun would bring to them, they heard a familiar rhythm.
"I'll go, under the bridge in front of the door?"
"I can see it, this brother is here to have fun, not to perform the show, everyone is also casual, just be happy, and the applause must be loud, let the audition scene in the next city know, I thought we couldn't afford it!"
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The audience giggled, but there was not much reaction, and they were not very looking forward to Jiang Xun's singing level.
"Meow~"
At this moment, Feiyan meow suddenly, through the microphone, in an instant, to every corner of the entire venue.
For a moment, everyone was stunned.
Fang Cai's voice seemed to ...... Sounds good, huh?
And at this moment, the rhythm entered the field, Jiang Xun's skills were activated, and he sang loudly: "Under the bridge in front of the door, swim past a group of ducks~"
"Come and count, two, four, six, seven, eight!"
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The sound came out, although it was a children's rhyme, but it made all the audience present hold their breath, and even the judges gasped!
The children's song was very short, but after Jiang Xun sang the last sentence, the audience was silent.
Immediately afterward, there was a roaring boil!
(End of chapter)