As soon as I entered my room, the two palace maids were already there, and I asked, "...... you This is?" the two of them were expressionless, lowered their heads, and said mechanically: "The slave was sent by Gonggong Li to serve my aunt. I hurriedly said, "Ah, no, no, you don't have to serve me." The two of them looked at each other and said, "Gonggong Li's orders must be obeyed." "I helped my head, these two girls, I guess they are used to being enslaved, how do you look at it, how can you not have the aura of Meng Yao and Zhengmei, they are quite temperamental with me. I thought to myself: If you can, get those two girls! Ming'er will discuss with Li Dequan. Then he looked at the two saluting men and said, "Go and rest both, you two have nothing to serve today." They got up again and said, "Yes." I collapsed on the couch with a depressed face, and the people here were so boring! I turned over, thinking about the cold jokes that are all the rage in modern times, and giggled to myself.

Listening to the knock on the door outside the door, I opened the door and saw Fourteen with his hands behind his back, looking at me with an uncle's face, and a little eunuch next to him bowed his head respectfully and followed. Fourteen looked at me and asked, "What, just let Ye stand outside the door like this?" I pouted, "How dare you, Ye go forward." He said to the eunuch next to him, "Xiao Wuzi, you are waiting for your master outside the door." Xiao Wuzi said: "Huh" but never looked up, I thought: Is it because I am too ugly to see people? Haha. Fourteen sat casually at the table, fiddling with the cup with the unfinished tea in it, he looked at my room and said, "Huang Ama is very good to you." I also sat down next to me and said, "The Fourteenth Master won't come to the door for nothing, the slave and maid don't have anything here." He smiled and said, "I heard that Brother Thirteen said that you were punished, come and see." I pouted: "The fourteenth master is here to gloat, this will disappoint you, the slave is very nourishing." He asked jokingly: "Who are you playing the piano for today?" Looking at his approaching face, I thought: Calm! Calm! You think you are handsome and you can kiss Xiangze, besides, I am not Xiangze. I turned my face away and said, "Fourteenth Master, please be respectful, it's late at night, it's inconvenient for lonely men and widows to be alone in a room, please go back." He was a little embarrassed, at this time, he seemed to have learned wisely, and he had a tendency to change the topic, and Fourteen said: "Mo Yi, what were you laughing at just now, laughing so happily." I played with the coral in my hand and said, "It's nothing, I just thought of a few jokes and had fun with myself." He became interested and asked, "You still tell jokes?" I glanced at him and said, "Look at what the master said, just like how stupid the slave is, of course the slave and the maid will." He held his chin and said, "Then you tell me about one." I got up, moved with a movement, and said in a loud voice, "There is an undercooked egg and an undercooked duck egg walking on the road together, why don't they say hello?" Fourteen was obviously puzzled, and asked, "How do you say hello to the egg?" I shrugged helplessly, and said, "Because they are not familiar!" He was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, I looked proudly at him smiling without any grace, and thought: Fight with me, hum, sister, so many of my bad jokes are not in vain. He made a little cheap face, and asked again: "Is there anything else?" I raised my arms and said, "If the fourteenth master wants to hear it, it's okay, come back tomorrow, the slave maid still has a lot of coke jokes, how about making sure the fourteenth master is satisfied?" He raised his eyebrows and said, "Really?" I nodded solemnly, and pretended to be pitiful and said: "Fourteenth master, you, you can't trust the slave maid, right?" He turned his head and walked and said, "This 、、、 master will come again tomorrow." "I held back a smile on my face, Fourteen's expression just now was really funny, probably scared by my little girl's attitude, haha.

April 29, 41st year of Kangxi......

Today is my first day of work, Meishuang is still that spicy temper, but she doesn't talk about me like that anymore, the two of us still occasionally make a joke, seeing that everyone is tired, I told everyone a cold joke: "Anyway, once E-Niang asked me to cut vegetables, E-Niang said to me, go, cut the carrot into diced meat!" Mei Shuang smiled charmingly, and Luo Ying smiled shyly. Seeing that everyone was laughing, I said again: "Let's talk about one more, let me ask you, what are the cloth and paper afraid of?" Everyone looked at each other, Cheng Mengyi said: "It should be fire, right?" Meishuang said: "No, no, you can see the evil smile on her face and know that this answer is definitely wrong!" I patted her on the shoulder and said, "Those who know me, Meishuang too." Indeed, it's not fire!" Luo Ying asked, "What's that?" It seems that she is also really curious, otherwise she would not speak so preemptively...... Lushan Waterfall Khan, I said: "The cloth is afraid of what if, and the paper is afraid of 10,000!" Everyone asked: "Why?" replied: "Zi said, I am not afraid of 10,000 just in case!" As a result, there was a burst of laughter, and Meishuang wiped her tears and asked, "What is it about?" I raised my arms and said, "Niu Huluzi." See above for details......

PS: Recently, I fell in love with cold jokes, so I found two to talk about, and our Moyi has a tendency to turn to pistachios...... About Lian Chang in.,I'm sorry everyone.,It's going to be right away.,Lotus Peng goes to school on February 25.,Maybe the update will be slower after the start of school......