Chapter 111: I'd rather have a funeral than a pair
Ji Chu was taken aback, "Who ......"
As a result, before he could say anything, a small soft hand covered his mouth, and then a figure pressed up.
"Shhhh It's me! ”
Hearing this, Ji Chu was shocked again, this was actually Liu Zhizhi's voice!
Why did she get here?
After Liu Zhizhi climbed into bed, she let go of Ji Chu's mouth and drilled into Ji Chu's arms like a kitten.
Ji Chu's heart was beating suddenly, and he couldn't understand what Liu Zhizhi wanted to do at all.
Liu Zhizhi didn't say anything, after hugging Ji Chu, he pillowed his head on Ji Chu's chest and listened to Ji Chu's heartbeat.
Silence, silence.
Suddenly, Liu Zhizhi "giggled" and said in a suppressed voice, "Your heart is beating so fast, you don't have high blood pressure, right?" ”
Ji Chu was speechless for a while, and couldn't help but sigh, "Why are you doing this in the middle of the night?" Don't sleep? ”
Liu Zhizhi laughed and said, "People can't sleep, can't they come and talk to you?" ”
Ji Chu said helplessly, "Just talk, then there's no need to be like a thief!" ”
Liu Zhizhi punched Ji Chu, "Who is a thief?" I think you're a thief! ”
"Hey, I slept well, what do I have to lose? It's you, sneaking in and scaring me! ”
"Haha, you still say that you don't have a weak heart, I'm not afraid of a woman, what are you afraid of?"
"I'm too lazy to tell you, do you sleep or not? I'm going to be early tomorrow! ”
"Sleep, but I can't sleep now, or you can coax me quickly, and I'll leave when I fall asleep."
"......, how old are you and you still need to be put to sleep?"
"I don't care, I just want you to coax, can you coax?"
"I'm sorry, I'm inexperienced...... Ah! Why are you still biting? ”
Ji Chu hurriedly pushed Liu Zhizhi away, covered his chest and complained.
"Hehe, you're timid and afraid of pain, you're still not a man!"
Liu Zhizhi propped her head and lay on her side to tease Ji Chu.
"Convinced, whether I'm a man or not, you already know, do you still need to ask?"
"Really? Do you want to prove it again tonight? ”
Hearing Liu Zhizhi ask, Ji Chu couldn't help but be stunned, what is the situation, tonight's character exploded, and two women rushed to come?
It's a pity that this is in someone else's house, so you can't mess around.
Ji Chu pretended to be confused, "What proof?" I am, do I need proof? Okay, stop making a fuss, go to bed! ”
Liu Zhizhi snorted, "Hmph, what do you mean?" Look down on people, don't you? ”
Ji Chu wondered, "What looks down on people?" ”
Liu Zhizhi kicked Ji Chu, "You are still pretending!" Such a big beautiful girl sleeps in front of you, you don't even react, pretend to be stupid! ”
Ji Chu was embarrassed, "Uh...... Well, of course I reacted, but ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Liu Zhizhi pounced on him, gagged his mouth, and poked his tongue out frantically.
"Hmm...... Zhizhi, wait! ”
Ji Chu forcibly pushed it away, panting and said, "Don't make trouble, this is Sister Ding's house!" ”
Liu Zhizhi said willfully, "Who messed with you, I'm serious!" ”
"No, Sister Ding is still ......"
"What are you afraid of, I'll be quiet for a while, and she won't hear it!"
"That's not good, this is her home, as the saying goes, it's better to have a funeral at home than a pair at home! It's not good, it's unlucky! ”
"Cut, this is all feudal superstition, you still believe it, you are the successor of the new era!"
"Hey! Even if you don't talk about this, it's disrespectful to others! ”
"I don't care, I want it! If you have the ability, don't move! ”
After speaking, Liu Zhizhi began to show his skills on Ji Chu, and even buried his head directly......
Ji Chu only felt a stream of hot blood rushing straight to the Tianling Gai from under his feet, not to mention, Liu Zhizhi's ventriloquist has improved again!
Although Ji Chu is not a young man, he is not a righteous gentleman, especially in the face of men and women, and he can't do the Ninja Turtle Turtle Yanagishita Megumi, so he doesn't care, he turns over and presses Liu Zhizhi under him!
"Stop!"
Just left, the two of them were like glue and passion, and when they were about to break through the last line of defense, Liu Zhizhi suddenly screamed.
Ji Chu was stunned, "What's the matter?" ”
Liu Zhizhi pressed against Ji Chu's stomach and said, "You answer me a question first." ”
Ji Chu was speechless, "What's the problem, can't you finish it and talk about it?" ”
"Can't!" Liu Zhizhi stubbornly said, "You must answer first, otherwise I will go back to sleep." ”
Ji Chu fainted, "Okay, okay, you say it quickly, what do you want to ask?" ”
Liu Zhizhi said seriously, "What is your relationship with Ding Shuang?" Tell me honestly, don't lie to me! ”
When Ji Chu heard this, he suddenly felt embarrassed, "Why are you asking this?" What kind of relationship can I have with her, of course, ordinary friends. ”
Liu Zhizhi snorted, "How is it possible? Do you think women are all vegetarians? A woman's sixth sense is very accurate, and my intuition tells me that the two of you are not that simple! ”
"This ......" Ji Chu smiled bitterly, "No matter what, we have to have a reason, how can we talk about it, it's all based on feelings?" ”
"Hehe, if you want the reason, then okay, I'll tell you!"
Liu Zhizhi counted with his fingers, "First, the eyes of the two of you are not right when you meet; second, she called you to come to her house so late, but she dressed so casually and didn't treat you as an outsider at all; Third, what were you doing when I was taking a shower? ”
Ji Chu was shocked when he heard this, these three reasons, to be honest, the first two are not important, they are all so confused, but the last one really grabbed the core and made Ji Chu completely panicked.
"When you take a bath, I, I'm playing with my mobile phone, what else can I do, oops, are you thinking too much, Sister Ding and I are really ordinary friends, maybe it was the last time Sun Gongbao bullied her, after I helped, she was more grateful to me, so she was very enthusiastic, making you mistakenly think that there was a deep relationship in it, but in fact, there really isn't, I swear to God!"
"Well, what's more, go on, explaining is tantamount to covering up, and the more you explain, the more it means that there is a problem!"
"This ...... Who explained, no, who covered it up? What I say is the truth, I swear to God, don't you believe it? ”
"Hehe, a man's mouth deceives people, what if he swears to the sky, isn't it still thundering?"
"If you're unreasonable, then I can't help it, believe it or not."
"I don't believe it, what's wrong? Are you ready to mess around? Also, even if you admit it, what can I do with you, we are not a couple in the real sense, it's just self-defeating to tease on the spot, and now the entanglement is unclear and disconnected! ”
"Uh, well, it's worthy of engaging in propaganda work, and the words used are very good, Ji admires it!"
Ji Chu said and pulled away Liu Zhizhi's hand against his stomach, "Don't say it yet, let's get down to business, don't you want me to prove it?" I can't wait to prove myself! ”