The guards were trained not to obey anyone's orders except Zhu Bai and Zhang Yu.

Zhu Biao told them to ignore it just now, even if there was a death inside, they wouldn't pay attention to it.

Li Jinglong scolded and walked around the hall with his legs between his legs: "Where are these bastards dead?" ”

Zhu Bai and they are gone, even his own entourage is gone.

No, it's too urgent to hold back.

It's definitely not okay to pee in that tea-tasting room.

That room didn't even have a window, and it smoked itself to death.

Urine in the corner of the hall, it's not good, it's stuff everywhere, and it will flow all the way through the hall, and it's not clean when you wash it down, and the smell is too big, someone must find out.

Or just pee at the drain under the threshold.

No one saw it anyway.

After urinating, hit a bucket of water and rinse.

On the sly.

Li Jinglong stared at the threshold, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was better than urinating on his body.

He gritted his teeth and began to take off his pants.

On weekdays, there are people who serve him when he dresses and undresses, and he is a little clumsy.

It's just that the uniform of this official dental bureau agent is very special, the front of the pants is seamed and buttoned with buttons, not with a belt.

It took a lot of effort to button the button just now, and now his hands are frozen, and he can't untie them.

The sweat on his head was coming out, and he finally untied it, and began to "release water" against the door.

Ah, finally comfortable......

He closed his eyes.

The door creaked.

Suddenly there was a light in front of me.

Li Jinglong was so frightened that he opened his eyes, his urine stopped, and then he stared at Zhu Bai and Zhang Yu and their gang.

Rao is such a stable person as Zhang Yu, and he was dumbfounded.

Everyone's eyes brushed down, and then fixed somewhere.

Well, ok.

Barely qualified.

Li Jinglong was stupid, and he didn't know whether to cover his face or cover his bottom first, so he just stood like this.

Zhu Bai was about to die of laughter, and smacked his lips at Li Jinglong: "Tsk, I said my good nephew, you are almost twenty years old, no matter how urgent you are, you can't pee at the door of our official tooth bureau." ”

I just wanted him to hold his pee, but I didn't expect him to pee on the door, and he happened to be seen by everyone.

Tut-tut, the effect is really unexpected.

Li Jinglong put down his robe in a panic, his face flushed: "Your Highness, listen to me." ”

Zhu Bai reassured him: "It's okay. It doesn't matter, people have three urgency. Just wait and ask someone to flush it with water. ”

Fugui said with a smile: "Our prince will not pee in the palace after he is five years old." ”

As soon as they sang and harmonized, Li Jinglong was about to cry angrily.

Zhu Bai said: "My nephew hasn't finished urinating yet, come on, take him to the toilet quickly." Others hurry up and clean up here. Wait for the merchants to come. ”

"Yes! Your Highness! ”

Zhu Bai's guards responded in unison, and then quickly moved up, brought a few buckets of water, and washed the door clean.

Li Jinglong gritted his teeth and followed the guards to the latrine.

The guard saluted and said, "Take your time, I'll go to work." ”

And then he ran away.

Li Jinglong took a deep breath, intending to finish what he hadn't done just now.

Although no one was watching, the environment was quiet, and it was in the right place, no matter how hard he tried, it seemed that someone had pinched the vital point, and he couldn't squeeze out a drop.

It doesn't matter, maybe it's not as urgent as just now, and I'll pee when I'm in a hurry.

He comforted himself so.

Coming out of the latrine, Li Jinglong was a little hesitant, sneaking out of the back door, or go back to continue drinking tea.

But yesterday, Zhu Biao explained to him so meaningfully.

If he leaves early, I'm afraid that Zhu Biao will misunderstand him for being lazy.

After lingering at the side door for a long time, he gritted his teeth and entered the hall with a hard head.

The market has opened in the afternoon, and there are a lot of merchants here.

Li Jinglong was calm, but he always felt that everyone was peeking at him with bad intentions.

The whispers sounded like they were talking about him, too.

He was ashamed and angry, his head was "buzzing", and he stood in the middle of the hall and shouted: "Look at what to see." I haven't seen anyone who has an urgency to urinate. ”

The merchants were bargaining enthusiastically, and they were frightened by this thunderous roar, and they all fell silent in an instant.

Everyone stared at Li Jinglong inexplicably.

This bastard is sick, right?

What do you want to do with such a sentence?

After Li Jinglong roared, he felt that he was out of shape again, and hurriedly went in with his head down.

There were still several teas on the table that had not been tasted.

Let's do it.

He sighed and turned to make tea, only to find that the copper kettle had been burned through and the charcoal had been completely burned.

It's really unlucky that when people are unlucky, they drink cold water and stuff their teeth.

He was too embarrassed to go out again and ask someone to light the stove for him, but when he saw that there was a fire in the corner, and a charcoal fire, and wood and thatch for the fire, he took it and ordered it himself.

That firewood was a little wet, and I couldn't light it.

The room was full of smoke, he was so smoked that he coughed, dizzy, distraught, waved his hand vigorously to catch the smoke, and then somehow the spark of the fire fold in his hand fell on the stack of tables on the table.

I couldn't burn it alive just now, and now the flames are half a foot high.

Li Jinglong screamed in fright: "It's on fire, it's on fire!" Let's put out the fire. ”

Zhu Bai usually conducts fire drills and earthquake drills when he has nothing to do.

So the merchants, brokers, and guards were well trained.

When everyone heard that there was a fire, they immediately ran to the door and brought water from the tank with buckets.

The inside of the tea tasting room was small, and the smoke was so thick at the moment that I couldn't see the situation clearly, only the flames were jumping.

No one dared to go in, so they stood at the door and poured water directly on the fire, and then went to fetch water after splashing.

One person and one bucket of water, the fire was extinguished in an instant.

Before Li Jinglong could come out, he was so cold that he couldn't even call out.

A stream of heat flowed through below, like a flash flood, and it couldn't be stopped.

Whew, comfortable.

It's a pity that in the end, he still urinated on his body.

Fortunately, he was completely soaked by this time, and he couldn't see it.

Zhu Bai came down to check when he heard the sound, and saw Li Jinglong standing at the door like a chicken in soup, and his eyes widened in surprise: Huo, we have conducted fire drills so many times, but I didn't expect it to be used on you for the first time.

He raised his eyebrows and asked the guards, "Okay, how can it catch fire?" ”

The guard whispered, "I don't know. He was the only one in there. ”

Li Jinglong was still holding a half-burned straw paper in his hand, and at first glance it was a fire he had set on fire.

Zhu Bai looked at Li Jinglong with a serious face and educated him: "Nephew." You can't play with fire. Otherwise, I'll wet the bed at night. ”

Li Jinglong trembled his lips and said in a trembling voice with tears: "You guys are so bad, you all bully me." ”

Zhu Bai stretched out his hands at the lively merchants: "Alas, the child is like this, he has caused trouble, and he has to cry." ”

How funny and funny it is for a ten-year-old child to say in this tone that a twenty-year-old man.