Chapter 393: I Can't Say It Earlier
"This king didn't let you pee." Zhu Bai looked dazed, and suggested "kindly", "Or, this king whistles and helps you urinate?" ”
Li Jinglong hesitated for a moment and said, "Can this work?" ”
"You still have the face to say." Lao Zhu was so angry that he picked up a book and threw it at Li Jinglong, "Who told you not to go to the toilet to pee in front of the door." ”
Zhu Biao was afraid that Li Jinglong would continue to talk about it, and it would be more and more difficult to clean up, so he hurriedly waved to Li Wenzhong and Li Jinglong and told them to leave.
Li Wenzhong saluted, blushed and took Li Jinglong down.
Li Jinglong didn't expect that he didn't bring down Zhu Bai, but it was even worse, and he said as he walked: "Dad." It's Zhu Bai's kid who is doing the game. Don't you see? ”
Li Wenzhong sighed: "Don't say it, what you say now is too wrong." Forcing you to pee in the hall can you still say that he is doing the game and setting it on fire? How so? ”
Li Jinglong's mouth trembled, unable to speak.
It's really hard to say.
Originally, only Zhu Bai and a few of them knew, but now everyone in the world knows about it.
If I had known, it would have been better to shut up and suffer a dumb loss.
Zhu Biao waited for Li Jinglong and them to leave before he gave up his hand to Zhu Bai: "I'm sorry, I'm causing trouble to the twelfth brother." ”
Zhu Bai shook his head: "It's okay, I originally wanted to help Li Jinglong cover up his ugliness, but he had to make trouble with his father, and I couldn't help it." ”
Zhu Biao became more and more embarrassed.
Zhu Bai came back yesterday and didn't say a word, which can be regarded as very forbearing.
What else can a child do like this?
What is hateful is that Li Jinglong himself was embarrassed to complain when he got into trouble.
Li Wenzhong also made a mistake with him, he was really blind to so many years of wisdom and experience in the court and on the battlefield.
It's a shame on him.
Zhu Biao said: "Please ask the twelfth brother to continue to teach Li Jinglong." ”
Zhu Bai sighed: "It's no problem to teach him." It depends on whether he is willing to follow and learn hard. Anyway, I've been training new agents recently, which is also a matter of course. ”
Zhu Biao: "Thank you, Brother Twelve." I'll teach him a lesson, and I'll make sure he doesn't dare to cause trouble again. ”
Lao Zhu said: "This Li Jinglong, just do it, don't waste time if it doesn't work." ”
Zhu Bai's time is precious, how can he spend it all on this kind of straw bale.
Besides, how many fires can the official tooth bureau withstand?
Zhu Biao arched his hand: "Got it." ”
Zhu Biao came out of the imperial study, held his breath, went straight to the Li Mansion, and scolded Li Wenzhong and Li Jinglong after entering.
Li Wenzhong and Li Jinglong had never seen Zhu Biao look so angry, so they lowered their heads and listened honestly and didn't dare to make a sound.
Zhu Biao gritted his teeth and said, "Before you go, the palace will obviously explain to you." Study hard and keep a low profile until you learn. Do you understand? ”
Li Jinglong whispered: "I understand." ”
Zhu Biao said again: "Can you study hard." I can't learn to say it now, and the main hall will be replaced immediately. Don't delay the great affairs of the main temple. There are many people who want to go to the official dental bureau to study. ”
Speaking of which, this is the first time he stuffed people into the Guanya Bureau, and the result has become like this, what will he do in the future.
Li Jinglong was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed: "The minister must follow the agent well, and don't dare to be careless." ”
If this is replaced, it will be basically impossible for him to pick up the main beam in the future.
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The next day, Li Jinglong honestly wore the agent's uniform, and he didn't dare to bring a single entourage, so he waited at the door of the official tooth bureau early in the morning.
When the people who came here yesterday saw him, they couldn't help but turn their heads and snicker.
Li Jinglong felt ashamed, but there was no way.
Zhu Bai saw him, as if nothing had happened, nodded and greeted with a smile: "Yo, the eldest nephew is here." ”
"His Royal Highness the King of Xiang." Li Jinglong hurriedly saluted, then blushed again, and held back a sentence, "Uncle cousin." ”
It's okay, it's enlightened.
It's good to be honest and low, and it saves me from having to bother fiddling with you.
Zhu Bai smiled: "Today, you should learn to taste tea with Agent Qin." ”
There is still a bit of tide in the tea room.
The sheets I filled out yesterday were all written in vain, and I have to start all over again today.
Li Jinglong learned to be smart, and went out to a thatched house every half an hour.
However, even then, it is useless. Because he still can't get up.
It's really uncomfortable to hold it all morning.
At this time, it is impossible to go to the Tai Doctor for acupuncture.
He remembered Zhu Bai's words yesterday and tried to whistle.
There was a little bit of trickling down there.
Huh?
The pee came out and it really worked!!
It's so nice!! It's kind of a cure for my own problems.
Li Jinglong was overjoyed.
But as soon as the whistle stops, the urine stops.
So he can only keep blowing.
The peeing man next to him snickered and went out.
Li Jinglong didn't care whether people were smiling or not, and hurriedly asked people to go back to tell Li Wenzhong the good news.
Li Wenzhong also breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, there was no danger.
From that day on, as soon as everyone heard the whistle in the thatched house, they looked at the people next to them and smiled: "Eh, hey, Lord Li is peeing." ”
Fugui couldn't figure it out and asked Zhu Bai: "What kind of epilepsy is this, it's not that the cause is complicated. Is it hard to cure? How did he get better so quickly. ”
Zhu Bai snorted: "He can't pee out because he has a demon, because he was seen by this king at the gate, and his heart was weak and afraid, and he subconsciously thought that peeing was not allowed by this king." Later, this king said to him, I didn't let you pee, and went to his inner demons. The king also said that whistling helped him urinate, and he connected the two things in his heart. To whistle is that the king has allowed him to pee. ”
Fugui didn't seem to understand, nodded, and asked: "The devil in the heart, the villain knows." But what is the subconscious? ”
Zhu Bai tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "It's hard to explain this to you." Just think of it like this, the subconscious mind is hidden in the heart, and sometimes you don't even notice it. That's why it's called the latent mind, or the subconscious for short. ”
Fugui smiled: "Your Highness knows so much. If it weren't for the villain following His Highness every day, he would have thought that His Highness had secretly grown up for decades. ”
Zhu Bai said: "Read more books, rich, you have to read more books." You will be the most successful and famous eunuch in our Ming Dynasty in the future. ”
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Li Jinglong honestly learned to make tea and taste tea in the official tooth bureau, and studied for a month.
I drank until I was dizzy and my hands were shaking, and I lost ten pounds in a month.
I just drank a bunch of them yesterday, and today Agent Qin sent a bunch of them.
Thank you so much, Master.
Li Jinglong stared at the pile of tea leaves and felt that something was wrong.
Just tasting tea, nothing else was done.
But how can there be so many teas every day?
And some teas, many of them have been tasted before, and they have been tasted several times.
Is this deliberately playing tricks on me?
He endured his anger and went to ask Agent Qin.
Agent Qin smiled: "It's possible, because it may be the same kind of tea from the same tea merchant." The batches are different, and we all have to taste them. ”