Disaster is inevitable
Out of the Flying Fish Network, before I knew it, it was time to be hungry, and there was no money in my pocket, so Ding Huo went to the nearby Shaanxi Liangpi to nibble on a Chinese-style hamburger meat bun, looking at the drink and sighing, but he was so thirsty that he spent two oceans and bought a bottle of haha water. was about to call Lao Liu to say thank you, and he was busy all the time.
Forget it, the so-called "head can be broken, blood can flow, play a game to relieve a thousand sorrows", found a place in the horn Internet cafΓ©, logged in to the account, and prepared to kill a few games.
Suddenly there were two little sisters next to him, their clothes were very revealing, and they were in good shape, especially the girl with steel teeth, who sat down on the two planes next to him, and also came to play games? Ding Huoxindao estimated that he was the girlfriend of the big brother of the underworld, and he didn't dare to provoke it, but he just took a look in secret and feasted his eyes.
The little sister who leaned on her seat saw Ding Huo: "Pretty boy, I have taken this position, go elsewhere." β
Ding Huo just wanted to speak, but the little lady with steel teeth said: "Xiaoxiao, just look at him very handsome, it doesn't affect his vision." β
"It's also very handsome. For the sake of you're handsome, forget it, let you sit next to the queen. After Xiaoxiao finished speaking, he ignored him, and the two little sisters turned on the computer.
Somehow, the Internet cafΓ©, which was still a pool of backwater before, became lively. I heard someone shouting: "Grass mud horse, the god anchor with 30 million fans "Invincible Shenlong" online appointment? Challenging an account called "Disaster is inevitable"? Many people were amazed, and poured into the "Invincible Dragon" live broadcast room, which was watched by more than 100,000 people online, and the subtitles kept scrolling: "Kill him!" Words.
The invincible Shenlong spoke in the live broadcast room: "Brothers, you must kill him, use my unique move - Shenlong is in the sky, and he can't even recognize his mother, thank you for your support, thank you for the gifts." Ay? My friend Ash of the Pro Paradise Team and the former professional player of the QQ team, Hongwei, are also in the live broadcast room, thank you for coming to watch the game. β
The two little sisters also became enthusiastic and enthusiastic, "Brother Invincible Shenlong killed him, killed him." β
The steel-toothed girl took out a pack of Huazi, handed one to Xiaoxiao, and said to Ding Huo: "Hey, handsome guy, do you want one?" β
Ding Huo tilted his head and glanced at her, and replied with a smile: "Thank you, I don't like to smoke." β
The steel-toothed girl suddenly made a nymphomaniac: "So handsome! β
smiled and thought that the invincible Shenlong said: "Yes, the invincible Shenlong brother is really handsome." β
"It's not ......" Steeltooth Sister blushed a little: "Xiaoxiao, I'll change places with you." β
Xiaoxiao is a little inexplicable, but it is still changed, and the steel tooth girl is next to Ding Huozuo now.
Xiaoxiao took out the lighter and just wanted to light a cigarette, but was snatched away by the steel-toothed girl: "Xiaoxiao, don't smoke, he doesn't like it." β
"Lele, who don't like it? Brother Invincible Shenlong doesn't like to smoke? That...... Let's not smoke it. Xiaoxiao's red lips were still playing cool with a cigarette in her mouth, looking at the screen, and she didn't notice the steel-toothed girl's spring expression at all.
The steel-toothed girl seemed to know that Ding Huo was peeking at her, so she deliberately turned around, and her crisp breasts were facing him: "Am I beautiful?" β
It's just that Lele's slapstick will not be able to do such a neat thing, and it is extremely embarrassing.
Lele looked at him deflated, laughed happily, and said, "Is it big?" Is it white? β
However, she should only be seventeen or eighteen years old, and it is indeed a bit incredible to grow such a big Mingyue, which reminds Ding Huo of his ex-girlfriend Yang Babaa, who also met in an Internet cafΓ©.
Ding Huo could only turn his head and look at the screen, ignoring the steel tooth girl, looking at the screen carefully, someone actually challenged him, wasn't this guy my subordinate defeated two days ago? Still known as invincible? Dizzy, 999 heads-up, 998 consecutive wins, one defeat? Is it thanks to me? Still challenging me? Fight against the biggest computer genius of the century and the world's most handsome gamer? Who gave you courage? Well, I'll send you another defeat. "I was just about to take on the challenge when the phone rang.
Ding Huo was a little impatient and reluctant to take out the Daxing mobile phone given by the mobile company to charge the phone bill, and saw that it was the phone number of the Flying Fish Network Company, and it was this number that was notified of the interview before, and the notes were made, and a gentle voice came from the other end of the phone: "Is it Mr. Ding?" I'm Zhang Qing of Flying Fish Network, and I just met it. β
"Oh, it's Manager Zhang?"
"Yes, I'm Manager Zhang, can I please go back to the company now?"
No way? Aren't you going to work tomorrow? Ding Huo was a little puzzled: "What's the matter?" β
"That's right, maybe I didn't understand the meaning of the leader, what our Mr. Zhang meant, you will start working today, and your university teacher, Professor Liu Yiming, is going to have a video conference with you at half past one. Please be sure to arrive at the office in advance. β
Ding Huo was finally relieved: it seems that there must be no problem with the job, and I was worried about what happened if I didn't sign the contract, and I really didn't have any money in my pocket. Yesterday, Li Hui's kid said that if he didn't pay the rent for the house or something, if he didn't get the money, even if he wasn't kicked out by Li Hui's kid, he would starve to death, "Okay, I'll arrange the things at hand and arrive as soon as possible." β
Hung up the phone. Ding Huo looked at the time, fortunately there was enough time, otherwise he would waste 10 yuan in Internet fees if he didn't play the game, which was too extravagant and too wasteful.
Lele didn't look at her screen anymore, but looked at Ding Huo: "You also play this game, you ......" When she saw the account on the screen, she was immediately speechless.
Ding Huo didn't have time to care about the sudden aphasia of the steel-toothed girl, and saw that the invincible dragon was still playing subtitles in the game and shouting, "Why are you so ink, start a war quickly, Lao Tzu tortured you to death." Suddenly came to the momentum, and typed back: "Your win rate is all brushed out, I'm in a hurry, I'll kill you every minute." Send you a losing streak. "After returning to the point, confirm that you have entered the challenge area, and the game begins.
As soon as he came up, Ding Huo directly used his invincible hand speed to quickly start fighting one after another. When Lele saw Ding Huo's operation, she instantly became a little fan girl, and muttered with words in her mouth: "Consecutive defeats, consecutive defeats."
"Straight up? You want to kill me without developing an ultimate? Use a trick to second me? Haha, idiot, make your spring and autumn dreams, and when my big move is released, you will be dead, what is the situation ....... me flashing? β
"Invincible Divine Dragon" felt that his character was stuck, and he was in a state of stiffness all the time, and the speed of the blood volume visible to the naked eye was cleared at once.
"Gameover" 20 seconds after the game is over, and I hung up before I made a move and a half? The invincible dragon was dumbfounded. "You're cheating."
Ding Huo didn't have time to deal with him, so he replied with the word "naΓ―ve", went offline directly, returned the Internet card, and turned to leave.
Lele stood up, turned around and stared at the direction of Ding Huo's departure: "Wow, it's so tall, one meter eight, it's really handsome." β
"Invincible Dragon" watched the elimination replay over and over again with a confused face, and thousands of fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned, but they didn't know why this happened.
Invincible Shenlong Online Lianmai pro players Ash and Hongwei hope to get answers.
Professional player Ash analyzed online: "I was lucky enough to watch this duel, although the time was very short, but it was somewhat unexpected, this ...... Disasters are unavoidable, either perverted or strong, or hanging. This one...... It's too perverted, isn't it? It's safe to say,He's using a small move combo skill.,There's no cooldown time for the small move.,As long as the four keys are pressed in order, an attack can be completed.,A melee attack 0.5% of the blood value.,But this attack speed is actually 10 attacks per second.,This ...... What is the speed of a human being? It's inevitable that it's cheating, right?! It must be cheating, as it takes at least 200 kills to kill this. This one...... It's definitely impossible, the opponent must be open? Report! This one...... It will definitely be banned. β
But the invincible dragon has already reported, the report is invalid, the system prompts no illegal operation, there are so many affirmations in Xiaozhi's words, and the final result is that the system denies the hanging, and he is completely speechless.
Some netizens left a message in the live broadcast room: "Xiaozhi must have been mentally retarded when he watched a live broadcast and made a speech, it is really inevitable." A lot of people copy the barrage.
The former professional player of the technical master spoke magnificently: "I was completely convinced, I didn't use any ultimate, I actually used a continuous super god-level speed trick to give the dragon knight seconds, and I finally knew why the dragon knight couldn't move as if he was stuck, Generally, the small move attack has a 0.2 second attack stiffness effect, but this attack speed, the attack per second is as high as 10 times, and it has been in a combo state, so it can be understood why the dragon knight has been in a state of stiffness, and there is no time to back down and dodge, it's outrageous, it's amazing!! If you encounter an unavoidable disaster, don't get close, otherwise it will really be inevitable! Many netizens agreed with the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Ash finally came back to his senses: "This kind of operation must be a ...... in our professional circle No, it should be, at least I haven't seen anyone reach such a level, this ...... The people are masters, and the disaster is inevitable, I don't have to say it, I obey it. β
Netizens ridiculed again: "Ash is cured and must be said." Woe to me, I don't have to say."
Everyone copied the comments one after another, and the barrage floated on the screen.
In the end, the invincible Shenlong could only helplessly admit in the live broadcast room: "Disaster is unavoidable, where are you sacred?" God? God-level operation, really, only God can do it...... Brothers, I didn't lose unjustly, I was fighting God......" was a little incoherent.
Lele was still looking blankly at the direction where Ding Huo was leaving, and suddenly pulled Xiaoxiao's shoulders and his two rounds of bright moon and shook desperately: "Just now, it was that person just now, too godly?" Kill the Dragon Knight! β
Xiaoxiao was still annoyed that the invincible divine dragon had failed: "Who? β
"It's the handsome guy sitting next to us just now! Woe is inevitable! β