My second sister has a lot of problems sleeping.

The bed is not soft, do not sleep! Not warm, do not sleep! No one hugs, do not sleep! There are outsiders, do not sleep! No nagging, do not sleep!

So, as an older sister, I can only use her as a human cushion plus a heater, and then pat her and chat with her.

"Sister" Langshuang began to be coquettish.

"Huh?"

She touched my chest and began to pull the strip of cloth on my chest.

"If you keep it like this, it will get smaller, do you really want to become my brother?"

I opened my arms and let her toss, and I had an enchantment anyway.

"Didn't you treat me as a brother since I was a child?"

She wilted, and then went back to her work.

I asked, "Is there any news of the third child?"

Langshuang shook her head for a moment: "No, but I feel her, but I can't find it." ”

I sighed, the old three days are very active, if she runs away, as long as she doesn't come to you, then you will definitely not find her.

Langshuang suddenly raised her head: "Do you have financial resources now?"

I nodded: "Mix in the criminal department." ”

She asked again, "Do I have a brother-in-law?"

I sweated: "Guess what?"

She began to writhe like a maggot: "Aren't there any handsome guys in this place?"

"Yes, and quite a few. ”

"Then why don't you do it?"

"Do you think it's appropriate for me, an old goblin who has lived for thousands of years, to find those ignorant young people in their twenties here?"

She wilted again, and then slapped me heavily: "Your body is only sixteen years old, and you are still a lot younger, just refining ** has consumed three thousand years of cultivation, so you are now a 'girl' with a psychological age of two thousand six hundred years, not to mention that you were an electromagnetic wave sixteen years ago, so you are not old at all." ”

I rubbed the sore spot with this girl with my right hand, and poked her head with the index finger of my left hand: "Your girl's spring heart is budding, right?"

She wilted again, and it wasn't long before I heard an even purring sound.

My biggest headache now is here, Long Sicheng clearly told me to let me hide my sister when I was having dinner, Langshuang is easy to confuse the army's heart when she is exposed, but I don't want to put her in the space, Hua Ruiyang's pervert is still waiting, and it is easy to suffocate her when she is locked in the camp tent, let Fu Han take her back to Beijing I am afraid that she will go crazy by flirting with Fu Han on the road, it is difficult

If my second sister comes, then Lord He'an will definitely not be able to sè, but now those people don't want to go back to Beijing, and they all want to stay in this place to feed mosquitoes and watch my sister, because they know that as long as the prince doesn't go back, I can't go back, who made me unlucky to be ordered by the emperor to protect his sons?!

Sad, I have insomnia again.

The next morning, I came back from cooking for the girl with panda eyes, and Da Bing followed me into the tent, and the fat pigeon fell on my shoulder, and I had to slant my shoulder for a week, and untied a small note from its little thick leg.

The emperor wrote on the note that I should take everyone back to Beijing as soon as possible, and the Queen Mother is back!

I stuffed the ice into Langshuang's arms, and I found that this female pigeon is not only good for men but also good for women, and she can't fly when she sees beautiful cuties, it's a dead thing!

I cheered and ran out of the tent, jumping and jumping along the way, and when I saw my little soldiers, they were stunned and said, "Lord Ann is crazy." ”

Now I don't have time to care about those two little soldiers, if I were to put it on hold, I would definitely reply, "It's mad cow disease!" But the first priority is to call them out, and I'll see who dares to soak my sister here.

Sure enough, as soon as I told the situation, all the high-ranking officials and princes (except Long Sicheng) were like rich businessmen who had been robbed by Somali pirates, carrying brocade bags and drooping their heads at my disposal.

Long Sicheng was still proud for a long time, and he relied on the excuse that he had soldiers to train, so he didn't go back to Beijing to participate in the palace banquet that hurt. When she sè in front of me again, I kicked it over.

"You also have to go back, I just received a letter from your old man, he said that he wants you to go back on a blind date. "How modern!

He bowed his head like a ripe ear of wheat.