Chapter 1: Fighting
Chen Jing looked at the girl with two pill heads.
Cui Ying stared at the sallow face of the male baby.
You look at me awkward, I see you are not pleasing to the eye.
Mu Hongfeng nudged the girl and said to Chen Jing with a smile: "I found you a playmate, named Cui Ying, and she will be your junior sister in the future." ”
Chen Jing nodded obediently, in exchange for a hot temper and a different treatment.
"What a hammer, why is he a senior brother?"
Chen Jing was honest, shocked by this domineering words, and didn't know how to reply. Thinking of what Grandpa Dong said just now, is it really the master's illegitimate daughter or granddaughter?
Chen Jing raised his head and looked at the master dryly.
Cui Ying spoke directly, "Old Mu...... No, Master, didn't you say that he didn't practice martial arts, then it's the same as me, so why is he a senior brother? In our place, there are no such rules. ”
Mu Hongfeng scratched his chin and sparse beard, and his eyes turned a few times around the two little guys, "That's okay, you can discuss it yourself, whether it's civil or martial, scolding and fighting, whatever you do, just tell the teacher when you have the result." ”
Pointing to an old man and a young man over there, "I've walked such a long way, Master will go to have a cup of tea and rest first, and catch up with old friends." ”
"Master leave me some, after walking so far, my throat is about to smoke, and I want to drink it too."
Mu Hongfeng didn't turn around or look back, and said "yes".
sat down at the stone table, and shouted before pouring tea: "There is no time for this matter to be determined or anything, today will not work tomorrow, this year will not work next year, in short, there is no hurry." ”
Mu Hongfeng poured a cup of tea, poured it directly, and patted his chest comfortably, which can be regarded as saving half a life.
"Little brother, Wendou or Wudou?" Cui Ying spoke directly.
"What little brother, I don't recognize it. The two of us just met, let's still fight. Chen Jing did not hesitate.
Hearing this, Cui Ying was at a loss, "You ...... Have you read a book? ”
Chen Jing replied: "No. ”
Cui Ying split her head and covered her face and said, "I didn't show off your fart in front of me!" ”
Chen Jing did not show weakness, "You look like you have practiced martial arts?" ”
If you have to choose Cui Ying, you must choose martial arts, you are a master in the village, and the local dogs and cats that are raised in the vicinity, especially the local dogs, see yourself from a distance, and run away with their tails and wailing, within a radius of two miles, everyone has heard of the name "crazy girl".
Fighting is naturally not ambiguous, and when you are young, your hands and feet are short and you can't reach them, so you use other methods.
Cui Ying's favorite is those thieves who fight first, wait for them to get tired and turn around, jump on their backs, open their mouths and gnaw their heavenly spirit covers, and they don't let go when they die, and they don't open their mouths when they die.
There are special miles here, biting the front of the head will break the phase, those thieves will definitely not rest at home, if you bite the back of the head, you may be blocked by the sideburns, not a.
It's just the right Tianling cover, anyway, I'm young and have little strength, those thieves still have hair to protect, no matter how hard they bite, it's not a bad thing, as for losing a few hairs or something, who cares about those poor people. In the end, it wasn't that they won, those thieves were crying like those dirt dogs, and most of their families were still laughing as if they were watching the excitement.
"Come first, then you should talk about it, this is a secular truth, and besides, I am a male baby, taller than you, stronger than you......"
"What bullshit comes first, come first, don't talk to me about those useless things, if you want to fight, just say it, you will scream, and when the time comes, you beg me to be a senior sister, it depends on my mood."
Chen Jing looked at this little girl who loved to blow up hair, and he was still unwilling to accept that she was his classmate, but what the master said to himself before he left was not like this.
"Lively and cute, show off the wisdom, innocent ......"
Chen Jing said a little frustratedly: "Okay, let's fight, I'll try not to cry to you, just take it as a meeting gift." ”
"Oh, yes."
Cui Ying rolled up her sleeves twice, remembered something, and turned her head to look over there, the still somewhat unfamiliar master was arguing with the other two people, ignoring the duel here.
Thinking about whether he wants to show all his "skills" on the first day, if he is too ruthless and cries this boy, will it be a little suspicious?
finally got a cheap master, this long-term job can't be lost casually. Besides, I haven't fought with the guy in front of me, so I don't know if the other party is a grandmaster or shit.
Look at this guy who is thin and thin, he is still strong compared to himself, and he must have eaten from eating.
Tall, Cui Ying can only stand flat on her toes, most likely she is a "master", and she may not be able to win.
Another way.
Cui Ying said angrily: "How old are you?" ”
Chen Jing didn't know what kind of trouble she was going to make again, so he reluctantly said: "I'm almost seven years old, what's wrong?" ”
Cui Ying's heart tightened, but she immediately squeezed out a smile and said, "Hehe, I'm eight years old." ”
After speaking, he raised his hands in front of Chen Jing.
Chen Jing looked at her raised fingers and couldn't laugh a little.
Cui Ying immediately realized that she had broken the wrong finger, and for the sake of her own face, she said, "Okay, it's not a big deal." ”
"That's what I should say."
"You know a fart, this is called grandmaster demeanor, do you understand the bearing?"
"I know what it means to be thick-skinned, and you don't have to pretend in front of me."
"What's the matter, I really want to practice, aren't you so much taller than me now?"
The female baby gestured between her thumb and index finger, "Wait for two years, can you touch my chin in the head, what are you calling now?" You're going to pee farther than me, so what's there to be happy about. ”
Turning his head and spitting, he continued: "Tell you, if I hold the water all night, I will pee farther than you, and you may not be able to catch up with the strength of." ”
After speaking, he remembered that this was Master's house, turned his head to see that Master hadn't paid attention to it, and quickly wiped his saliva with his toes.
"Where did you pick up such a living treasure?" The white-haired old man at the stone table said with a smile.
"It's not a good embryo of cultivation, and the same is true of the first one, what do you think? Let's talk about it. The young man asked.
Mu Hongfeng glanced at the two children and sighed, "Why else, I made it myself a few years ago." ”
Raising his eyes to see the strange looks of the two, "It's not what you think. ”
Take a sip of tea to moisten your throat, "It's the year I suffered, as for which year, you two know it, in short, you will be associated with this little girl." ”
The young man next to him said: "Have you found any clues again, otherwise you wouldn't have acted like this, unlike you used to be." Lao Mu said, look, you won't even be able to believe the two of us! ”
Mu Hongfeng said depressedly: "If I really can't believe you, why do you still want the two of you to come over and do something, are you too much to eat?" It's really too complicated to sort out, and it's constantly chopping. ”
The teacup was put down and he sighed, "The two successive catastrophes of heaven and earth, and then the destruction of the kingdom of God overnight, I thought it was enough to wake up those immortals and demons who thought they were high." ”
The man looked at the sky and said to himself: "But after I really went to those mountain sect powers, I knew that I was supplemented by reason, and finally found that the more pretentious I was at the beginning, the more I am alone now."
And those who are destined to be difficult to protect, now they are more and more poor and happy, and in the end, a few old guys are willing to 'drain' with me, so angry that Lao Tzu really wants to attack on the spot, fight with them, and kill them, so as not to squeeze out and waste the number of heaven and earth! ”
The white-haired old man comforted: "I haven't practiced the Yin and Yang Technique, I'm just a martial barbarian, and Meng Hao is also a tendon sword cultivator, so I am destined to not be able to help you much." Now let's talk about how to arrange it, even if it's not tricky, it's not just the right way, and it doesn't even have any chance of winning, it's better than no way, isn't it? ”
Mu Hongfeng let out another long sigh.
Dong Chuanhai said angrily: "Enough! You just say what you think in your heart, it's just nonsense, and the two of us are only when you sing songs. ”
"Yikes!"
"Ahh
A battle broke out in the courtyard.
Chen Jing finally couldn't stand the girl's stinky mouth, and Cui Ying had enough of his ink.
The girl slammed her head into each other with a hammer, but her strength was still not comparable to that of the boy, and the boy pushed her backwards and fell together.
Before Chen Jing could get up, Cui Ying jumped up suddenly, and his little hand opened the bow left and right on his head, and there was a series of muffled sounds.
Chen Jing was beaten, the pain was really painful, and more importantly, he had never been beaten like this in his life, and his father and mother had never beaten him like this.
Chen Jing, who was angry, also learned from the girl, Wang Baquan started work left and right, Cui Ying didn't hide, took a few hard hits, suddenly grabbed one of Chen Jing's hands, and bit it when he opened his mouth.
Chen Jing howled in pain, pushing the other party's head with one hand, "Are you a dog, bite people so hard, let go!" ”
Cui Ying refused to let go, thinking in her heart, as long as I win you, let alone a dog, even if you really become a dog, it is worth it, today I will let you see the power of my Jianghu peerless "big banya".
Chen Jing screamed in pain, in order to alleviate the pain, he walked a few steps to change his direction, hoping to alleviate the pain, but he still didn't let go, he didn't do it, he didn't stop, he bit her shoulder, and the other hand held her other shoulder to prevent her from escaping.
It's not dog eat dog, it's better than dog eat dog, it's not lively.
Seeing these two cubs messing around, no one on the stone table tried to open their mouths to stop them.
Mu Hongfeng took a deep breath and slowly exhaled it, as if he had spit out all the accumulated depression.
"In the current situation of the world, there is no worst, only worse, and it is destined to be impossible to increase in the future, is this the era of the end of the law? Is it really in response to the bullshit saying 'the magic power is invincible for days'. ”
Thinking about the various things I have done over the years, I have met countless people, and I have traveled thousands of miles, and there must always be a result at the end, even if it is a bad result.
"Lao Dong, you're right, no matter what the method, it's a thousand times better than no way, ten thousand times, and the biggest disadvantage now is probably that time is running out, and in order to make up for it, you can only use some bizarre methods."
Mu Hongfeng stood up suddenly, shook his sleeves, and no longer looked depressed.
"Fuck it, it's done!"