If you have a lesson, you have to remember it for a long time.

Chen Jing and Cui Ying can no longer be stupid to catch the big wild boar, just ambush on the tree, wait for the wild boar herd to come over, jump up, pick up a wild boar cub, and run home with a little sad laughter, but after returning home, they have to kill the pig by themselves, which is a little unbearable.

The first time to be born, the second time to mature, after a few times, the two of them were bloody, and they could already do not change their faces.

In the days of beating their bodies indefinitely, the food gave the two of them a rare comfort, and they ran to catch the wild boar cubs and came back to make the main course of dinner.

Correspondingly, how can the wild boar herd not grow, turn over the spring, some old hunters noticed that the number of wild boars is much less, in the past, wild boars plagued the fertile land to make people hateful, the villagers also counted hunting into their own harvest, but now those wild boars seem to only know how to eat, do not know to give birth?

The old hunter, with his intuition, guessed that there was a guy who didn't understand the rules and was secretly hunting.

After squatting for a few days, he was really caught by the villagers who were hunting, and saw the two little babies catching wild boar cubs, chasing the two little babies all the way to the house, blocking the door of the house and scolding.

I know how to catch, I don't know how to store, and when I catch it, I will see you eat a fart.

None of the family dared to come out, the three elders were miserable by the children, and the two children hid in the room with a weak heart, pretending to be dead under the quilt.

When the people blocking the door left, the master slipped them out, saying that since the two heroes were energetic and overflowing, they would work hard tonight, and they couldn't stand the dead wild boars without spitting out a few taels of blood, and after speaking, they were thrown directly into the blue brick house.

Dong Chuanhai rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile: "It's time to pick up these two rabbit cubs, the old man has been in Chengdong Village for so many years, and he has never been so unreasonable that he was scolded by blocking the door, and he didn't let them have a long memory, and he didn't know what moths to make in the future." ”

Recalling that night afterwards, Chen Jing just wanted to say that the moon was quite round and bright that night, and he almost fell asleep watching the moon soak in the medicine barrel.

Cui Ying recalled complaining that the fists were too heavy and too ruthless, and the two wild boars they caught were roasted and eaten by the master.

The wild boar didn't dare to catch it, so in order not to grieve its belly, it could only catch fish.

Compared with the wild boar that has been slightly rare, the fish in the river are simply countless, and they can't be caught, although the vast majority of them can't make fish belly, but it is still very good to roast and eat, without others doing it, it will be roasted in a few clicks, especially when it is on the bank of the river, use a knife to pull out the internal organs a few times, and then take the branches to wear it and put it next to the fire to roast it slowly, and the innocence and wild fun are there.

With the picnic food filled, there were not so many complaints about the main meal, and the three elders were happy to see it. It's just that the fishy smell on the two villains is too pungent, so let them take away the bowl a little when eating, or simply change their clothes.

Pheasants, wild ducks can not escape their palms, with the experience of wild boars, not an inch of grass does not dare to do this kind of thing, specially and some friends ran to a distant place to ambush, caught the stove on the spot, the stone pot is carried by other partners, it is considered a certificate of entry, others steal some green onions, ginger and garlic at home, more often only a small piece of salt.

As the main family of the contribution, Chen Jing and Cui Ying threw them into the pot to cook, what is greasy or not greasy, teenagers and girls don't care about that, they just hate that you don't have enough oil and water, and the fat is not big enough.

There is a lot of firewood under the stone pot, and they are not so attentive when they are at home, so that these children who have a picnic give birth to the illusion of being the masters of the house, it turns out that they grow up like this, and it is not a big deal.

Two wild ducks can not satisfy the stomachs of seven or eight children at all, or at the most edible age, poor peasant children can not resist meat and game, after eating meat and chewing bones, it is not enjoyable, the soup in the stone pot has to drink a few sips, more than an hour has passed from breakfast, and there is a faint sense of satiety again.

Full of lustful thoughts, Cui Ying proposed to play at home, and a few friends ate and drank enough to fulfill her wishes.

Not surprisingly, Cui Ying is still the groom's official, Xiao Cui'er is still the bride, as long as these two are there, this rule will not change, which is set by Cui Ying after several fights.

Every time the second egg who was a welcome guest was not convinced, "Cui Niu, you occupy Xiao Cui'er every time, we have always been singles, you are good, let us also taste the sweetness." ”

Cui Ying took Xiao Cui'er's hand domineeringly, "You look for your daughter-in-law to look elsewhere, Xiao Cui'er is mine, and when I marry her in the future, you all have to call your sister-in-law, do you hear?" ”

Xiao Cui'er is still soft and weak, every time she plays with Cui Ying, she is happy and frustrated, she can protect herself and is too domineering, she wants to talk about her, but she doesn't dare.

Other friends have long been familiar with it, thinking that Xiao Cuier will be this guy's daughter-in-law sooner or later, it was strange at first, but then it was so deformed that it was strange that Xiao Cuier was not her daughter-in-law in the future.

Ergou, who is also from Chengdong Village, said tentatively: "Why don't you and Cui Ying worship heaven and earth this time?" In this way, we have two couples, and it can be more lively. ”

"What?" Chen Jing and Cui Ying never seemed to have thought about such a thing.

The two glanced at each other, and immediately shook their heads with some disgust: "No, no." ”

"I'd better be my father-in-law, just wait for them to kneel, and I'll be relaxed."

"What's wrong with Xiao Cui'er being my daughter-in-law, you bastards, you bastards want to break us up every day, dream about it!"

After speaking, he took a plain handkerchief as a hijab and put it on Xiao Cui'er's head, she couldn't even cover her eyebrows, and Cui Ying didn't take it seriously, so she finished the steps.

It's time to start worshipping heaven and earth, the little hands wave down, and the little minions begin to "beat gongs and drums", knocking on stone piers, hitting wooden boards, and musical instruments.

"Worship heaven and earth."

……

Dong Chuanhai closed his eyes and said slowly: "It's very chic to see you two playing around these days." ”

"It's just a joke, you say, Cui Niu?" Chen Jing, who sensed that something was wrong, said good things.

"Alas, yes. Today we went to catch pheasants, and if they hadn't messed with me, I would have caught one, but it's a pity. Cui Ying showed off again.

Chen Jing covered his face and couldn't look at her, this was because his heart and eyes were even eating in his stomach, and his brain was empty.

"Am I too old? Weak punches? Otherwise, why are you two jumping around every day, it seems that you will go further. Cui Ya, when I passed by your house last night, I heard you snoring, which sounded very cheerful. ”

Cui Ying replied writhingly: "It's nothing, it hurts when Grandpa Dong punches me, and I can't sleep because of the pain every night." It's the same with Xiaojing, we go out to play just to find something to eat. ”

Adhering to the principle of saying less and making fewer mistakes, the boy did not answer her.

Sure enough, hearing the word "eat", the old man took a step forward and scolded: "Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat, the two rice buckets are wasted and do not want to make progress, scratching their mouths every day, it seems that the forging body can't satisfy the two of you, so add the forging spirit." Stand up, eat the old man's ten punches first! ”

The two of them listened to the old man's scolding, and they didn't take it very seriously in their hearts, they were ready to accept the recruitment as usual, gritted their teeth and endured it, and after nearly two years of forging, they thought that their skin was rough and thick, and they gritted their teeth to support it.

The old man punched as fast as lightning, Chen Jing and Cui Ying were muffled, the two of them curled up on the ground and rolled continuously, their eyes rolled and they were about to faint in pain, similar to the situation when they were beaten for the first time, and they didn't know that they were bleeding from the seven orifices.

Looking at the two people lying on the ground tossing back and forth, the old man said: "Punching, what you want is the word 'fast'." As long as you are fast enough, your opponent will lose the whole game with a single move. As long as you're fast enough, your opponent won't be able to fight back and sit still. Sword cultivation has a reputation of breaking ten thousand laws with a sword, and a martial artist must also have a husband to be a pass, and the momentum of ten thousand people is not open. ”

After enduring the pain of a cup of tea, the girl first got up from the ground tremblingly, just one punch, most of her body was soaked with sweat, and then waited for half a cup of tea before the boy got up, blood and tears mixed with sweat.

The two children did not understand what the spirit was, and it was very painful to exercise their bodies before, and their mental tenacity was also rising, and over time they became accustomed to physical pain. The pain of this blow to the divine soul made them unable to resist, whether it was gritting their teeth and clenching their fists or roaring, they could only try to use their own willpower to drive away and counteract.

Dong Chuanhai saw them stand up, and smiled: "Since you have stood up, then ......"

Set up the fist pile, raise the fist, and rush forward with one punch, "Come again!" ”

"Wait ......"

"Don't ......"

Obviously, it was just a punch in the air, and he was forced to stop after saying a word or two.

The boy and girl spat out a mouthful of blood and hunched over against the wall behind them.

Dong Chuanhai watched them roll to twitch, looked down at them and said, "How about the old man's 'collapse fist'?" This punch has huge lethality, it is a unique skill to press the bottom of the box, and it is an invincible opponent in the same realm, and it is a punch that kills with one blow. Even if it is one level higher, it must move forward. ”

Looking at the miserable appearance of the two, the old man smiled: "Where and where is this!" Lying down will let you enter the second realm, a rare good thing in the world, it is simply a blessing, come on, watch the fist! ”

……

Chen Jing and Cui Ying, who were stripped naked, sat in the medicine barrel, and the two looked at each other speechlessly.

The girl wanted to throw the garment away, and the boy was even more ashamed and wanted to secretly burn it.

It's not that there was no such embarrassing thing before, but after the past, I thought that I wouldn't come again, but this time I was beaten until the and urine came out, Chen Jing felt that the humiliation would be superimposed, and he was so unbearable that he wanted to kill himself.

For Cui Ying, the troubles come and go quickly, change into new clothes, throw the old clothes into the medicine barrel, rub them back and forth violently a few times, take them out and hang them on the hanger to dry, and they don't even bother to go to the river to rinse. In her own words, "It's all her own stuff anyway, and there's nothing to dislike." ”

Chen Jing disliked, very disgusted, the clothes were not dared to be thrown away, quietly took to the river, to see if anyone else was passing by, and quickly took it out to wash after seeing no one, and if it was recognized, it would be embarrassing to throw it to grandma's house.

Smell whether there is a peculiar smell, sprinkle a little grass ash and continue to scrub, at this time there is no need to be afraid, there is leisure to look around.

Finally, I looked at the incomparably mysterious Zhao'an City, the east, west, and south of the city, all of which he and Cui Niu had visited, only the city had not been to, and the master said that he could not go in before the age of fifteen.

"When will you grow up?"

Wringed out his clothes, limped home, occasionally convulsed violently, his body was fine, but the pain of his soul was long, so that people from afar saw it, and thought he was a half-crippled boy.

"Xiaojing, there's still a piece of on your pants."

"You talk nonsense, I've been washing it for a long time, and you only have on your pants."

"Look for yourself, that crotch of your pants, isn't it?"

"Well, how is that? I've been washing for a long time. Anyway, you have so much on your pants, don't you care? ”

"When it's dry, shake it a few times and then fall off."

"Oh, I see."