"What's going on this time?"

"What's going on?"

"Chengyuan Kingdom in the west, Water Jin Kingdom in the east, haven't you heard of it?"

"I said, "What do you say? You're young, you don't know the old calendar, you think it's the first time for them? Dozens of hundreds of years of old Huang calendar, back and forth, every time I see that I want to fight, in the end it is thunder and rain, there is no such thing as that thought, Chu Qiuguo is not good in the end.

Alas, by the way, I remember that you are not from Chuqiu Kingdom, what are you doing with this? ”

"Aren't we rangers? Chuqiu Kingdom is really going to be attacked, let's pack up and run away, so as not to be taken by the soldiers to make up the number, I heard that the rangers caught in the army are used to death, and they are not even as good as livestock. ”

"You think too much, it's a drizzle when you really fight, after all, they are all small countries, there is a temptation in them, which side is waiting for the opportunity to level the other party in one fell swoop, and now, at least for decades, is still waiting.

The neighbors on the left and right are not good birds, and the Chuqiu Kingdom sandwiched in the middle can't understand it better, so don't panic, these small countries are all vassal states of the Nanshui Country below, and the Nanshui Kingdom, as the suzerain, is unlikely to let them swallow each other. ”

"It's still the eldest brother who can see through and admire."

One person then lowered his voice and said: "Big brother, are we going to the mountains to hunt for treasure or ...... this time" waved his hand with a knife with one hand, and it was fleeting.

The eldest brother with triangular eyes glanced left and right at the two tables in front of him.

One table is a bearded man, a scar on his face, extending from his forehead to his left cheek, he can see clearly without an eye patch, he must have avoided a dangerous move, and he looks like a veteran of the rivers and lakes.

The other table is a pair of young men and women, some like brothers and sisters, but the woman has been quietly touching the back of the man's hand, much more straightforward than the book said "there is a woman Huaichun", more like a pair of dog men and women who eloped secretly, and they looked straight and crooked.

Rubbing the dead skin on his face, the eldest brother said in a low voice: "Look at the opportunity to act." A small country in a corner of the country, which has been constantly combed back and forth for thousands of years, where is our share of treasure.

When I was your age, I was looking forward to being able to find martial arts cheats from caves, cliffs, and tree holes, and get martial arts taught by masters. ”

Looking at the two brothers, he flicked off the mud pill in his hand and said: "Some people are lucky, some people are unlucky, we are all good people, first go to some prestigious places to go around, see if the thief is rewarded by God, if everything goes well, it will be easy to do, we are not too greedy people, enough to go to Linyue Bay to spend ten days and a half on the line."

If it doesn't go well, let's help those unlucky fellow rangers and the like, and the right to do everything right. ”

After speaking, the three of them gathered around the tea table and laughed in a low voice.

After laughing, I saw the bearded man diagonally opposite get up, lift the broadsword leaning against the table and leave.

Watching the scar-faced man go farther and farther, Triangle Eye said to the two brothers: "Okay, let's go on the road too." ”

After sniffing the tea bowl, he turned his head to look at the humble tea stall, frowned, and said, "It's really damn unlucky, you two didn't drink too much, right?" ”

The two of them didn't even say, "How can there be such a reason for such cheap tea in a halfway shop, let's take it easy." ”

The three of them got up and took up their burdens, and when they walked past the shopkeeper, they asked, "The shopkeeper, Linyue Bay is going to go ahead." ”

The fat shopkeeper replied: "Yes, it will be almost there after ten miles of walking." There are also shortcuts along this small river, but the road is not easy to walk. ”

The triangular-eyed man waved his hand, and the three of them finished and slowly walked into the distance.

Only the pair of men and women are left, the shopkeeper puts his fingers on the fat belly and beats it back and forth, and looks up, it should be noon, this pair of young men and women are still going to consume ah, they were kind enough to let them go, and if it goes on like this, there is no reason for the meat to be pushed away anymore.

When the woman touched the back of the man's hand again, the man couldn't help it at all and scolded: "If I knew this was the case, I wouldn't let you come out, shame on you."

Isn't it just that you have eaten dry food for a few days, look at your pitiful appearance, pretending not to eat meat for a few years. Don't follow me, go back directly, you have to eat and drink at home. ”

The woman was also not happy, and held back her anger and said, "How many days have you eaten dry food?" That's a few days, it's been almost a month, you can talk about your conscience, I just want you to buy some food, as for yelling at me. ”

The man gasped and said, "You still have the face to say, we have been out for almost a month, and we haven't walked for eight hundred miles, if you don't always want to find something to eat, why would we be walking as slow as pack horses." ”

The woman was unwilling to say: "You also ate and played, why do you always talk about me." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, as long as you go back and ask for money, I will not be ambiguous here, let you eat, drink and have fun all the way back."

"You're so stupid, what was the situation when you came, you forgot about me? Along the way, it is only a wilderness, how to eat, drink and have fun, in a dream? ”

"What's the matter, two?" A few steps away, I saw the two of them noisy shopkeepers come over and interject to ask.

The man was also sincere, and told the shopkeeper directly, "My sister has a generous stomach since she was a child, and this time she didn't expect that she would travel in the wilderness for so long, and she didn't want to gnaw on dry food anymore, but where can I find delicious food at this time?" Let the shopkeeper smile. ”

The woman squirmed a little when she heard what he said, and punched the man by the way.

The shopkeeper listened to it in his ears and saw it in his eyes, it is rare to see such an innocent, frank and simple lamb, not the fattest, but the best to slaughter.

The elder was like an elder, "As for me, you have also seen it, I am a fat person, with a large belly and a large amount of food, and he is a person who can eat." If you don't dislike it, my brother and I have lunch with yesterday's bamboo rat fried meat, how about sharing some with you? ”

The man said with a sad face: "Shopkeeper, really...... It's really tight, so ......"

The shopkeeper waved his hand, "Alas, what is this doing, little brother?" They are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, since seeing each other is fate, just a meal, not worth mentioning. ”

The woman was overjoyed, took out a broken silver from the man's belt, and handed it to the obese man, "Thank you shopkeeper, we have money." ”

The man hurriedly said: "There is still a lot of travel ahead, how can you spend money indiscriminately." ”

The woman replied, "Don't you still have it?" ”

Hearing the woman speak like this, the shopkeeper almost couldn't hold back his laughter, this girl is stupid, and she doesn't know how to live to this day.

A man is in charge of money, just because this woman is so stupid.

The shopkeeper tried his best to be honest, and said with a smile: "Little brother, don't be too tight with your sister-in-law, I won't return this piece of broken silver, but what, the food of our family is left to you, it is more expensive, but in this wilderness, there is no store after the mistake, it is really not easy to make some food, and it is rare to be expensive." ”

The woman nodded as she listened, and turned her head to look at the man pitifully.

The man was not embarrassed to ask for the broken silver, sighed and nodded, and agreed.

The shopkeeper laughed, "That's right, I'll go and tell my family, you can sit down with tea and make fried meat and rice, and tell you two the truth, this bamboo rat fried meat is also a special home-cooked dish in Chuqiu Kingdom, and it is no worse than the delicacies." ”

He poured a bowl of tea for each of them, and the shopkeeper came to the back of the straw mat and set up the shed, and said to a short-footed man, "Later, I will serve the two of them enough food for three people." ”

The bantam man looked at the man and woman and said, "How much is the sweat medicine?" ”

"Weigh the weight of a cow."

Then the shopkeeper said, just in case: "One cow for everyone." ”

"Okay, you'll see."

After a while, the rice was hot, and the bantam man poured two packets of sweat medicine into the rice and stirred it, afraid that the smell of the medicine was too strong, and it was easy to detect, so he poured a few spoonfuls of boiled thick soup into the rice, and the shopkeeper saw it and raised his thumb, and then sniffed it carefully, and felt that it was almost over, and personally took a wooden plate and brought it to the man and woman.

"Let the two of you wait, try it, if it suits your appetite." The shopkeeper's eyes narrowed with a smile.

"It smells so good." The woman was the first to speak, staring at the porcelain bowl inside the plate from the beginning.

"I haven't eaten serious food in many days, and I can't bear it anymore." The man began to swallow.

The shopkeeper wanted to watch them eat a few bites, but they stared at him with burning eyes, and said with a wry smile: "What? It's embarrassing to be seen eating and drinking by others, I'll leave without delaying the two of you to eat. ”

After only a few steps, there was the sound of eating and drinking from behind.

"Delicious, delicious. It's no worse than a roast suckling pig at all. ”

"I've almost forgotten what meat tastes like, and I still can't believe it when I really eat it."

Back at the back of the shed, the shopkeeper smiled and pointed to the man and woman, "Poor, I haven't had a good meal for a while, and I'm in the right place to get here. ”

"Shopkeeper, do you have any food, let's have some more." The woman shouted as she held up the empty rice bowl.

It's really rare to be able to eat like this, and the obsessive shopkeeper muttered in his heart, and shouted to the woman: "Girl, come here to the stove, you can do it yourself, and you can scoop as much food as you can." ”

The woman was overjoyed when she heard this, and jumped up and ran to this side, only then did she realize that the woman's height was a little excessive, half a head taller than ordinary men.

The woman came to the stove, picked up the iron spoon and filled the bowl vigorously, and the filling had to be compacted, and the rice bowl was pointed before going back, the man was the same, but one step too late.

"It's so happy, this is called eating, looking for fruit and eating dry food every day, and now I want to vomit when I smell it."

"It's the same, I'm just putting up with it, otherwise what would I do, it's not good to make a fire, it's too conspicuous."

The two of them hummed like hungry animals, and in a few clicks they shaved the rice into their stomachs, and when they entered the stomachs, they went to add rice, and so on several times, and the iron pot of the stove was completely clean, leaving only the bottom of the pot with a shiny oil.

The smiling shopkeeper generously let them eat openly, and it should be a severed meal.

After eating all the meals, the shopkeeper and the bantam man glanced at each other, the effect of the medicine should have been set in a long time ago, and now there was no sign of lethargy from the two of them, but they were full of food and refreshed.

Let the two guys who were sharpening their knives stop their movements, this time they were pecked by the eagle.

Licking the visible figure at the bottom of the bowl, pouring a sip of tea, the woman who was full of food and drink was full of anger and shouted on the table: "Thank you, shopkeeper, go, don't send it, the children of the rivers and lakes are not so hypocritical." ”

The man unhurriedly took out a toothpick from his arms, first burped, then leisurely picked the gap between his teeth, picked up the bamboo pipe and waved goodbye to the shopkeeper, and the woman was about to leave.

After taking a few steps forward, the woman straightened up.

The shopkeeper's frowning brows immediately eased a lot, and he muttered, "Did you have an attack so late?" ”

I saw the woman bend her knees slightly, pouting her ass back, "poof-" and let out a stinky and long fart.

After deflating his breath, he and the man next to him laughed and left the tea stall together.

The shopkeeper's face twitched, looking at the clean bottom of the pot, and he couldn't bear to yell at the two people who walked away: "Holy shit, can you have some face!?" ”

Schadenfreude laughter could be heard in the distance.