Chapter 255: The dog's eggs are all sperm
"Thank you! We will do even better! Your kettle, I'm sorry! Jiang Chao stood up and smiled at her kindly.
This laugh comes from the heart.
Julie shrugged and said, "Oh, the kettle, it's okay! Next time you treat me to coffee as compensation! Good luck! ”
With that, she smiled freely and took away the "out of danger" balls.
"......" Jiang Chao was speechless.
Dandan's face was reluctant and helpless, and he looked back at Jiang Chao step by step.
Jiang Chao grinned and waved at it.
"Whew"
Dandan roared and lunged at Colonel Bruce like an arrow.
"It comes with the art of attracting bees and butterflies, and it is a perfect child!" Land Rover said with a smile.
"Huzi, don't talk nonsense, this is a foreign country!" Jiang Chao scratched his head and said.
"Male god, you have to!" Jin Ge shook his head and said with a grin.
"I'll be your sister!" Jiang Chao raised his leg and gave him a kick.
He dodged as soon as he flashed his waist: "I don't have a sister, or you will come to me!" ”
"......" Jiang Chao was speechless for a while, so he had to squeeze out two words from between his teeth and said: "Shameless!" ”
"Eh, stop making a fuss. The Adversary is teaching people a lesson again. Zhu Xing looked into the distance and said with great interest.
They privately referred to Colonel Bruce as the "Adversary".
"Let's go, let's join in the fun." Jiang Chao also became interested.
In fact, gossip is not only a hobby for women, but also for men.
Especially in this environment.
Colonel Bruce was beating up a cadet again, and it was estimated that the cadet had said something stupid and done something stupid, which completely annoyed him.
Similarly, the hostages rescued by the special forces of other countries are also some animals.
Like piglets, sheep, dogs, these animals.
At least seven or eight animals were covered in blood.
Can you still move if you're blown up?
Jiang Chao looked at it, it turned out that it was all fake, and that complicated ghost bomb was actually fake! It's just a fake blood pack!
Exercise! Everyone has been deceived!
It was already dark at this time, and after Colonel Bruce scolded all the students, he began to distribute the tasks again.
He said that all the students were given 3 hours to go to the surrounding woods to forage for food, rest and hide, make a fire and barbecue, etc.
On the way, he will bring people to capture everyone, and the first one caught will have their food confiscated and punished!
And half of the food they find must be kept and brought back to the "hostages"!
Jiang Chao knew that he would not be soft-hearted and let everyone rest in place!
He wants everybody to be working 24 hours a day, training.
After Colonel Bruce announced his dismissal, all the cadets ran frantically towards the surrounding woods.
Anyone wants to take this opportunity to go somewhere hidden and get some sleep and then find some food to eat!
"Where are we going?" Iron Horse asked.
"But you can't go in the same direction as them, the goal is big, and it's easy to be discovered!" Land Rover said.
Jiang Chao smiled and said, "Let's go to the place where Dandan!" Walk! ”
The six of them looked at each other and smiled, put on their night vision goggles and ran to that place.
The place where Dandan took them was indeed a good place, very hidden.
As long as you don't make a sound, no one will be able to find you.
And no one seems to have been to that place, and Jiang Chao didn't find any human footprints in that forest.
They ran all the way to that eerie and dark place.
By the time they got there, they were exhausted and collapsed.
Now at night I'm hungry and sleepy.
If you don't have strong willpower, you really can't hold on.
"The old rule, Yong'er and the horse are in charge of the barbecue!" Jiang Chao sat on the ground and said to the two of them.
Suddenly remembered something, patted his ass and stood up, and said to Zhu Xing and Land Rover: "You two sit here and sleep!" The pigeons are on guard, and I'm looking for something to eat nearby! ”
"The pigeons are on guard, and the three of us are looking for food and water! Eat and drink enough before thinking about the rest! Zhu Xing threw the poisonous snake he had just caught in his hand on the ground.
"Eh, don't say it! There is strength in numbers! Let's go! ”
Land Rover smiled, since this is the case, Jiang Chao will not say much.
"Hurry up! Pressed for time! Jin Ge said, holding a gun, looking around vigilantly.
Tie Ma and Liu Yong are digging a pit in earnest, preparing to make a fire.
The three of them smiled at each other and ran to the surrounding bushes, hoping to catch a few more game.
Their luck tonight was not bad, not only did they catch a dozen game, but they also found a puddle about 50 centimeters deep with a basin in a damp bush.
The water in the pit was very clear, and the water came out of the ground, and the eyes of the water were small, but it was enough for them to drink.
They each drank four or five pots of water before they stopped, eager to fill their entire stomachs with water!
This water is so sweet!
Then they filled their respective military kettles with water, and each took out six more condoms to fill them.
The contraceptive set is quite big and heavy after being filled with water, at least two catties of one!
I can't do any more, because I don't have the strength to do it, and I still have to hunt!
After everything was ready, they reluctantly left the "well" that had bottomed out.
When the three of them returned to their destination, they already smelled a scent.
Liu Yong and Tie Ma had already roasted the game that Dan Dan caught, but they didn't eat it, because it was Dandan's, so they naturally had to be left for Dan Dan to eat.
After they put down the water, Jin Ge, Liu Yong, and Tie Ma were so excited that one of them took two condoms and immediately leaned back to his neck and drank it.
It's not funny, it's too normal for special forces.
What's more, these condoms are also a necessity for survival in the wild!
These natural rubber condoms are all made by designated manufacturers, with good quality and a wide range of uses!
When they have drunk their fill of water, they fill their respective jugs and roast game together.
"Hehe, it's better for our leaders to be wise and send six of us. It's much easier to act, even if we fight, we're not afraid, aren't we? ”
Land Rover said while eating with his foot Jiang Chao's leg.
"I can't stop your mouth when I eat, hurry up and finish eating and dispose of the soles of your feet, so that you can go back to the meeting point!" Jiang Chao took a sip of water and said.
The soles of their feet were blistered and peeling, and the blood scabs of old wounds were cracked, which was simply miserable.
They carefully disinfected the soles of their feet, rubbed the medicine, wrapped them in gauze, and then dried the half-wet and half-dry training uniforms before finally the smokeless stoves were extinguished and buried in the soil.
By the time they returned to the rendezvous point, it was 8 o'clock in the evening.
It was exactly 3 hours.
Dandan happily ran over and circled around Jiang Chao, as if it knew that he had brought it food and water, and kept wagging its tail and rubbing its head against Jiang Chao's calves.
"See, the balls are all sperm." Zhu Xing stuffed the game into Dandan's mouth and said.
Dan Dan glanced at Zhu Xing "white" like a "human spirit", and as soon as he bit the game, he lay on the ground and wolf gnawed it.
Some people died, but not completely......