Chen Kai's expression, and then put on an expression exactly the same as that of an old man looking at his mobile phone emoji in the subway, and he said directly, "Qin Xiaoyu, I used to think you were quite serious, why are you becoming more and more perverted now?"

"Lao Chen, what are you talking about, where am I perverted?"

"If you don't change your mind, you want me to go inside with you to wash?"

Chen Kai continued, "Mandarin duck bath? ”

"Bah, Bah, Bah!" Qin Xiaoyu's face turned red all of a sudden, and then he immediately explained.

"Lao Chen, what do you think of you, I mean to wash up together, not take a bath! You still say I'm perverted, I think Lao Chen is a pervert yourself, what is in your head, it's so evil, it's all bad for me"

"Although...... I'm almost ruined by Jiajia."

"But, Lao Chen, why are you more evil than Jiajia? I'm just talking about going inside to wash and wash, which means washing your face, brushing your teeth, washing your feet, how did you think of getting there? ”

"It's so wicked for you!"

Chen Kai replied, "Oh, oh, that's the case, then I misunderstood."

"I thought Qin Xiaoyu was ...... you"

"Stop! Stop, stop," Qin Xiaoyu had a serious expression, "Old Chen, do you really want to take a bath with me?" ”

"I didn't really think about it."

Qin Xiaoyu originally summed it up in his heart, but if Chen Kai replied later, "I really want to"

Then Qin Xiaoyu will say, "Really? How much do you want to? Then you're ...... Want to go."

As a result, why didn't Lao Chen play his cards according to the routine, he actually said, and he didn't think about it very much?

This answer was a bit beyond Qin Xiaoyu's expectations, so ...... I couldn't speak in an instant, and I was a little stuck, "Lao Chen, you lied to people, I don't believe it!" How could you not have thought that you like me so much, you are just hard-mouthed, I don't believe it"

"If it's before...... I don't have much capital, so I might still believe it! But now, you yourself say I'm very informative, right?"

"Then if that's the case, how could you not want to? I don't know you yet, I can hide it from others, but I can't hide it from me, I can't hide it from my Qin Xiaoyu's discernment! ”

"Discerning? It's a fisheye."

"Oh, almost," Qin Xiaoyu said, "Anyway, Lao Chen, you, that's the kind of ...... If you don't see the rabbit and don't spread the character of the eagle, even if you want to, you won't admit it"

"So rounding is the same as the more you say you don't want to, the more you actually want it in your heart"

Qin Xiaoyu, you know how to round off.

Chen Kai teased twice, "Qin Xiaoyu, then you have to say so, if you don't want to, you just want to think about it."

"Then when I say I like you, doesn't that mean that I hate you means I don't like you?"

"No, no, no, this is an exception, this doesn't count! You like, you like me! You admit it, which means that you have loved me to death in your heart for a long time."

"And don't worry, Lao Chen"

Qin Xiaoyu grinned and patted his chest, "I'm your person, so you don't have to like me too much, be a little restrained, don't get excited, no one will rob me with you, and even if someone robs me, I won't go with him, I'm Qin Xiaoyu of Lao Chen."

"When I had a barbecue tonight, I said something at the time, I don't remember well, I've forgotten it now"

"Anyway, I heard what Lili and Pepe said at that time, and it seems that the two of us have been named a combination, what is it called...... Oh yes, it's called Chen Yu Luoyan."

"Wow, I love this combination name so much, how can there be such a word? It feels as if it was born to be made for the two of us, Lao Chen, what do you say?"

Qin Xiaoyu is still very hard-working, in addition to completing his professional learning tasks.

It's always been there, and Lao Chen also gave himself a good theme idea, Lao Chen understands the market so well, especially after this period of time, as long as it is a song he writes, basically any one will explode.

A short video theme taken casually has also set off a boom on the whole network, and it has also exploded, with millions of likes!

So to sum up, the subject matter provided by Lao Chen feels that it can also be popular if you write it casually, yes! Definitely!

"I'm worried that I don't know what kind of pen name is better, this is good, Chen Yuluo Yan, right? That's it, what do you think, Lao Chen?"

Chen Kai replied, "It's okay."

"What is it called, I like the name very much, not only is it okay, it is very good!!" Qin Xiaoyu said very seriously.

I don't know what kind of brains Pepe and Lili have, and it's too genius to come up with such a combination name.

The first two words of this word have the homonym of Lao Chen's surname, and there is also the last fish of his name, the meaning is still very good, starting from the first word of his name and ending with the last word of my name.

And the sinking fish and geese are still used to describe a girl who is very beautiful, genius, absolutely genius!

"It's not in vain tonight, Lili and Pepe and a few of them deliberately took a big risk."

Qin Xiaoyu continued, "Oh, it's far away, Lao Chen, don't change the topic, you're almost caught up in it!" Where did we just go? Oh yes, Lao Chen, you said you don't want to take a bath with me, I really don't believe it! ”

"I don't believe it if I die, it's impossible!"

"I'm so attractive, I'm in such a good body, I'm so hot, how could you not want to?"

Chen Kai shook his head, "Are you in good shape?" I don't believe it."

"Unless I Get Well"

Qin Xiaoyu understood what Chen Kai meant, and then gently tapped Chen Kai's forehead with his index finger.

"Lao Chen, it's worthy of you! I've heard your calculations from afar."

Chen Kai smiled, Qin Xiaoyu snorted and said, "Cut, I won't tell you Lao Chen, I'm sleepy, I'll wash my face first."

"Then you wash first, I'll wait for you outside"

"No, you can't go out" Qin Xiaoyu directly dragged Chen Kai and made him stunned.

No, Qin Xiaoyu, what are you doing here? You wash your face, do you want me to watch from the sidelines? Watch you wash? It's just a washbasin, you can't wash it together, and this location is not enough!

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, I mean...... I'll wash it for you! ”

"No, I'll wash my face myself"

"No, no, no, you wash your face yourself, come with me to wash your face, can this be the same thing" Qin Xiaoyu looked very reasonable.

"Lao Chen, you think, there is a girl who helps you wash your face, don't you think this is a very happy thing? If it were someone else, I would have been happy in my heart, no, I was crazy! ”

"Especially being washed by a beautiful girl like me Qin Xiaoyu, this is simply a blessing in three lives, I am afraid that I saved the galaxy in my last life"

"Lao Chen, now such a lucky thing has befallen you"

"Shouldn't you cry with joy?"

Chen Kai especially admires Qin Xiaoyu's character, it is really funny, although he is a reborn person, he has fifty or sixty years of life experience.

It stands to reason that the mentality is relatively calm and calm, but after being with Qin Xiaoyu for a long time, it is inevitable that he will be infected.

"I feel that if I continue to stay like this with Qin Xiaoyu, after a long time, it is estimated that I will become a shrine god."

"Colloquially, social neurosis"

Qin Xiaoyu has a big personality, he is simply not too lively, he is humming and chirping on the street, every time Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu go out, they will always attract the attention of passers-by.

It is estimated that at that time, passers-by thought in their hearts, this little girl is very beautiful, why is she nervous? As for the boy next to her, did he just take her out of the mental hospital? Still is......

That girl took him out of the mental hospital?

Qin Xiaoyu continued to whisper, "Old Chen, why are you silent, why don't you speak?" ”

"Such a lucky thing has befallen you, why don't you react at all, give a reaction! Hey, hey, can you do it, I, Qin Xiaoyu, have grown so big, and I've never washed someone's face."

"Once my dad wanted me to wash his face so that he could feel the care from his daughter's little padded jacket"

"I was busy playing games at the time, so I told my dad to stay cool."

"But now, I offered to help you wash your face, why didn't you react Lao Chen? Shouldn't you cry with joy at this time? ”

"Or are you so excited that you've lost your mind?"

Some people may prefer Qin Xiaoyu's character, especially for Chen Kai, "Qin Xiaoyu's personality is so noisy, it should be quite lively to marry home."

He then replied, "yes, I'm honored to say that?" ”

"Isn't it, you're so honored!" Qin Xiaoyu had a smile on his face, "My dad didn't enjoy the treatment, I'll give you a treat first!" Come on, come on, don't say anything, let me think about what to do first, there you have it, first take a towel and wrap it around your neck, so that the water does not run on your clothes when you wash your face"

Qin Xiaoyu found a dry towel and wrapped it around Chen Kai's neck.

"Lao Chen, you bow slightly, you are too tall, I can't reach you"

Chen Kai bowed, and then Qin Xiaoyu turned on the faucet, but as soon as the faucet was opened, it was piping hot water.

"My mom, it almost burned me, but fortunately I hid quickly"

Qin Xiaoyu is in a lot of situations all day long, his mouth is hot when he eats, he often walks backwards when he walks, and he hits telephone poles and trees back and forth, or he walks restlessly and jumps and trips over the steps.

Just like just now, it was another emergency, but fortunately the response was fast.

Skillful is distressing.

"I feel like I'm really unlucky, how can there be such an unlucky person as me in the world"

"When my mother took me to fortune telling before, the fortune teller lied to me, saying that I had a prosperous life and could bring blessings to others."

"But how do I feel that I am declining? The net bad luck all day long, who is sure who will marry me in the future, will not pass on the bad luck to him? I don't want to hurt anyone! ”

See, even to help Chen Kai wash his face, Qin Xiaoyu's little mouth is also loud and, Chen Kai is very curious and puzzled.

Most of today's young people are very socially phobic and introverted, and they will have stage fright when they encounter important occasions, how many words does Qin Xiaoyu have in his mouth, can't he finish it?

It seems that when Modu University encounters some festivals this fall, such as the Mid-Autumn Festival and the like, if the school wants to hold a Mid-Autumn Festival party, it would be a pity not to invite Qin Xiaoyu to come on stage to say a stand-up comedy or a personal talk show.

As far as Qin Xiaoyu's eloquence is concerned, I really regret not going on stage to give a good performance.

Qin Xiaoyu adjusted the water temperature, then helped Chen Kai wash his face and put soap or something.

"By the way, Lao Chen, I also have a special cleanser for girls here, do you want to get some for you too?"

"No, ordinary soap is fine, it's not that particular"

After all, Chen Kai's appearance is here, plus the skin or something, the appearance improvement through the system is already very good, and there is no need to brighten the skin and improve the appearance through this skin care product.

That's what ordinary people should do, and it's not in line with him, the chosen son of the system.

"Okay, then in that case, it's done."

Qin Xiaoyu took another dry towel and handed it to Chen Kai, "Old Chen, then you can wipe your face."

"I'll wash my face myself" Qin Xiaoyu turned on the faucet, washed his face, smeared some cleanser and some other skin care products.

Then, two people stand in front of the mirror, one holding a toothbrushing cup, looking at the mirror to brush his teeth.

It gives people a sense of visual life after marriage, as if it were a newlywed couple's life after marriage, and there is a little bit of that feeling.

Then, after washing your face and brushing your teeth, the next step is to wash your feet.

Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, for the sake of your performance in helping me wash my face just now, I can help you wash it."

"Wash me for what, feet, really?" Qin Xiaoyu looked at him with a surprised expression, "Lao Chen, are you so good, except for my parents, no one has helped me wash my feet, and that was when I was a child!" Later, when I grew up, my parents were busy with work, and there was no one to wash my feet anymore."

"Are you sure, or forget it...... Lao Chen, aren't you boys very face-saving, isn't it a shame to wash girls' feet? ”

"Don't worry, I'll wash it for you, I'm not afraid of being embarrassed anyway, hey, hey, I don't have a face, you know! Come on, come on! ”

Qin Xiaoyu's character is really funny, and it is the first time I heard someone say that he has no face and no skin.

"Besides......" Qin Xiaoyu muttered in her heart, "Wash the feet of your future husband, hehe, don't be ashamed, what kind of person is this?" The world is big, and my husband is the biggest."

But Qin Xiaoyu only dared to think about this sentence in his heart, and he definitely didn't dare to say it in front of Chen Kai, mainly because of ......

Shy.

"Qin Xiaoyu is Shy"

So he took a footbath, poured water into it, and tried that the water temperature was just right, so Xiao Yu said, "Lao Chen, you can take off your shoes now, I'll help you wash it!" ”

As soon as Qin Xiaoyu finished speaking, Chen Kai asked her to sit down, "Old Chen, what are you doing?" ”

Chen Kai's expression was flat, and he not only took off Qin Xiaoyu's slippers, but also took off Qin Xiaoyu's white socks.

Revealing a pair of white and tender little jio, he put it on his knees.

He reached out and tested the temperature.

Qin Xiaoyu looked stunned at this moment, "Old Chen, what are you doing, do you really want to help me wash?" Really? You're not trying to scratch the heart of my foot, are you? ”

[Didi, Qin Xiaoyu has mood swings, and the host gets a random reward]

Kai Chen: ???

Can this be rewarded?

(End of chapter)