424 Lao Chen, after talking for a long time, you just want to praise me around the corner!
Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile at this time.
"How about Lao Chen, are you very moved when you hear that I plan to wash your clothes, do you think I, Qin Xiaoyu, am very sensible, do you think I'm super good?"
"That's right, I also think I'm very good hahaha, so Ah Lao Chen, for my sake, should you give me a small reward?"
As soon as he said this, Qin Xiaoyu regretted it.
Don't be, Lao Chen, I didn't say anything just now, you didn't hear anything, just as I was full just now, and I hiccuped casually.
But don't take it to heart, remember, don't !!
Qin Xiaoyu didn't dare to ask Chen Kai for any reward, when he was in the kitchen just now, he asked Lao Chen for a reward, and as a result, he let himself plant strawberries around his neck, which was a reward if it was all a reward.
And what about the punishment?
It's not like the one that Qin Xiaoyu often reads on his mobile phone, the plot in a very serious and serious girl's comics!
One of the passages is painted like this.,The heroine was carried upstairs to the room by the male protagonist.,I don't know what's going on in it.,The author didn't draw it.,Just drew a picture of a fire.,It's very inexplicable.,I can see it in the clouds.,If you don't draw it like this, you won't be able to pass the trial.。
Although the process was skipped, the heroine limped when she came out.
Qin Xiaoyu didn't want to be the result of the same thing, so this would be a big loss, so the reward ......
No, no, no!
Qin Xiaoyu didn't dare to ask for any reward, he didn't dare to dare to die, and he didn't dare to die.
Seeing Qin Xiaoyu's reaction, Chen Kai also smiled, and then deliberately teased him.
"Qin Xiaoyu, what did you just say?"
"No, no, no, Lao Chen, you heard me wrong, I didn't say anything just now, don't reward, I don't want anything, what is the relationship between the two of us, how can I wash your clothes and reward you?"
"Am I that kind of person, isn't it normal to help my brother wash his clothes once in a while, how can I have anything in return?"
Qin Xiaoyu had a hurried expression, to paraphrase the popular Internet hot words on the short video a few years later, it should be called, the desire to survive is full.
Qin Xiaoyu immediately went upstairs and went to Chen Kai and his bedroom.
Take out all the dirty clothes in the closet, and then go to the bathroom to wash the dirty clothes well.
Seeing Qin Xiaoyu's reaction just now, combined with the appearance of this puppy leg now, Chen Kai was a little amused.
However, the two of them didn't have a lot of dirty clothes, so it didn't take long to throw them in the washing machine and wash a few dirty clothes.
At this time, Chen Kai, sitting on the sofa outside the living room, was not idle, and immediately checked the S-level lottery opportunity that the system had given him before.
He was going to smoke it and see what the reward was.
After all, it's S-class, and it's definitely not an ordinary reward.
Chen Kai thought of countless possibilities in his mind, and finally gave an order directly to the system, "System, let's conduct a lottery immediately!" ”
"Didi, I received the host's lottery order, and I will draw a lottery for you immediately, please wait"
"Didi! The lottery is completed, the host receives the s-level reward, and the mature version of the fifth-generation communication technology, namely: 5G network communication technology"
After Chen Kai drew this reward, he sat on the sofa in awe.
This technology was a hot mess a few years later, and various countries were making a mess in order to develop this technology first, and as a reborn person, he knew it all too well.
This change in communication technology is not only about improving network speeds.
For example, in 2013, when it was still in the era of 3G networks, 4G had begun to be popularized one after another.
Some people say that there is something great about the 4G network, isn't it just that the network speed is faster, and it is useful! However, in the 4G era, that is, after 2014, the Internet industry has derived many national-level APPs and emerging industries.
Things like takeaways, short videos, and live broadcasts can't be incubated under the technology of 3G networks, which is the change brought about by the improvement of communication technology.
It is now 2016, although many domestic mobile phone manufacturers have begun to develop 5G communication technology, but they are still in the exploration stage.
At this time, if anyone comes up with a version of mature 5G communication technology, not only in China, but even in the entire international world, it will directly detonate the world!
As far as this technology is concerned, let alone domestic, the group of capitalists on Wall Street came when they smelled it.
"With this technology, we can start to develop the mobile phone industry and engage in 5G mobile phones, but this is a big project, and we can't rush it for the time being, and it will take some time to lay out."
And Qin Xiaoyu at this time spent about half an hour.
Finally, I washed the dirty clothes and put them on the balcony.
That's it all.
sat directly on the sofa in the living room, sat down paralyzed, and then immediately said:
"Huhuhu, I'm so tired, I didn't expect to be so tired from washing a few clothes, am I too empty?"
"Lao Chen, I think you're right, I really have to pay attention to my diet in the future, eat more carrots or something, it's the best to improve my physical fitness!" I've just washed a few clothes, and lo and behold, I'm tired, I don't seem to be in general."
"It seems that in the future, you will take me to do more sports, the double kind"
Chen Kai was sitting next to Qin Xiaoyu and was just watching a variety show.
Picked up the water cup on the table and took a sip, but when he heard the words next to Qin Xiaoyu, he directly popped and squirted out the water that had been drunk into his mouth.
As a reborn, Chen Kai asked himself that his laughter was still very high, and ordinary jokes would never make him laugh.
But Qin Xiaoyu just said this...... He really couldn't hold it back.
Qin Xiaoyu said this, why is it that the more you listen to it, the more you don't feel it, the more you listen to it, the more strange it becomes?
Can you explain what is called a two-person sport, and there are two types of sports?
"What's wrong Lao Chen, did I say the wrong thing just now, what's wrong with you, what are you laughing at? Puff ha, it's the first time I've seen Lao Chen laugh like this, am I so humorous? It's all made you like this."
Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, can you explain it to me?"
"What to explain" Qin Xiaoyu looked at him with a serious face, with a confused expression on his face, he really didn't understand.
Chen Kai asked, "Can you explain what is called a two-man sport, I am very puzzled?"
"Lao Chen, you are so stupid, you don't even know what it means to do two-person sports?"
"Playing badminton, otherwise how can you play alone"
Qin Xiaoyu said very seriously, "I'm really not blowing it for you, I'm really good at playing badminton, I'll let you have a good look at it."
"It just so happens that our yard is quite big, so it's better to get up early tomorrow morning, and then go outside for a couple exercise."
"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
Chen Kai immediately made a stop gesture, and then said, "Qin Xiaoyu, can we be a little more elegant in the future, just say playing badminton, I don't know what kind of serious project I think."
"What? Why is it not serious to play badminton, isn't this a two-person sport?
What Qin Xiaoyu said seemed to be quite reasonable, and he couldn't refute it for a while.
"It's you, Qin Xiaoyu, in terms of words, you are really yyds," Chen Kai said with a thumbs up next to him.
"What do you mean, what do yyds mean" Qin Xiaoyu grabbed the key word.
Is this a new meme that's been trending lately?
Although the flash short video is a short video software developed by Lao Chen's company, Qin Xiaoyu stays with Chen Kai every day, and he hasn't seen him brush it up.
In addition to short videos, there are also social networking sites such as Weibo Tieba, and I haven't seen how Lao Chen gets on it, but how does he know much faster about Internet hot stalks than he can do all day long?
Incomprehensible, really incomprehensible.
Qin Xiaoyu continued, "What does this yyds mean, I remember a few years ago...... It was probably around 2012, and it seems like it was still junior high school at that time."
"In the era of non-mainstream killing Matt, this kind of letter abbreviation and Martian script seem to be quite popular"
"Like what MM, it's the meaning of cuties, and GG is the meaning of brother"
"There are also some digital homonyms, such as 886 is bye-bye, 4242 yes, yes, yes"
"These abbreviated cultures, aren't they all old stalks, but I don't seem to have heard of this yyds, what does it mean, is it...... A little sassy? ”
The initials of these four words are split, yyds, a little sassy, so the explanation is also very reasonable!
Chen Kai took a sip of water and was choked directly, and the spread of this Internet hot stalk in the previous life was very high when it exploded on the Internet.
But if you can interpret yyds as an eternal god, it is a little commotion, and it is also thanks to Qin Xiaoyu.
Let's just say, if the brain circuits are normal, it can't be explained like this at all.
Chen Kai replied, "Qin Xiaoyu, who told you that YYDS is a little sassy?"
"Isn't it, you see, [there] has the initial y?"
"[a] The initials are also Y, right?"
"The initial letter of [point] is D, and the initial letter of [Sao] is s, isn't it yyds when connected, isn't this a little Sao?"
Chen Kai was also a little crying and laughing, and was completely defeated by Qin Xiaoyu's comprehension ability.
He explained what exactly the word meant, "an eternal God, what's a little sassy"
"Eternal God, what do you mean?" After Chen Kai explained, Qin Xiaoyu blinked her big eyes, and her face was full of curiosity.
This is a stalk from the e-sports industry, and it is more troublesome to explain, so Chen Kai directly explained it in a different way.
"It means that Qin Xiaoyu, you are my eternal goddess"
The word goddess has long been popular in 2016, and it is impossible for Qin Xiaoyu to still have a big brain.
"Goddess?"
When Qin Xiaoyu heard this, a smile immediately appeared on his face.
"Oh, after talking for a long time, it turned out that he was turning around and wanted to praise me! Lao Chen, even if you don't say it, don't I know? Then I must be your goddess! ”
"I'm so beautiful, so attractive, if I'm not a goddess in your mind, then who else is? Hee-hee-hee! ”
[Didi, the host praises Qin Xiaoyu as his own goddess, causing mood swings]
(End of chapter)