After Chen Kai said this, he summed it up in his heart, what he said was ambiguous enough, right?

So the atmosphere of the scene should be better, but Qin Xiaoyu is Qin Xiaoyu, and the funny girl's painting style can never escape.

Qin Xiaoyu came up and said, "Lao Chen, it's illegal to eat people."

Chen Kai had just taken a sip of the drink that was placed on his table, and when he heard Qin Xiaoyu say this, he almost choked.

"Qin Xiaoyu, what are you talking about, who said that you are going to eat people, what are you and me, do you still eat people when I am a tiger?"

"Didn't you just say you wanted to eat," Qin Xiaoyu's little jio on Chen Kai's lap moved.

Then he grabbed his clothes and said with a smile, "But if you want to eat me, I am willing to be eaten by you."

"But are you willing, hehehehe, you don't have to say anything, you don't have to say anything, I know you must not be reluctant, with me by your side, it's too late for you to cherish it, how can you bear to eat me, right, Lao Chen?"

"Oh no, we are now boyfriend and girlfriend, so should we change this title, what do you think, Lao Chen?"

"What do you want me to call you in the future? Is it still the same? Or call you by your nickname or something."

"Lao Chen, you say, I'll listen to you, or I'll help you think of a name"

Qin Xiaoyu put down the chopsticks, then began to think for a long time, and finally looked at Chen Kai and asked, "Otherwise, I will call you Xiao Kaizi"

"Nope"

"Why not, I think it's a good name."

"It sounds like the name of a eunuch," Chen Kai replied.

"And what do I call you?" Qin Xiaoyu is a waste name, he used to like to play some games, and the game screen names taken by others are so poetic, or follow those literary and artistic styles.

But Qin Xiaoyu's names are all strange, of course, they are also related to personality, not an invincible Tyrannosaurus rex, or crazy cool beauty or something, a very middle two game screen name.

If you match people on the Internet, you will lose a lot of momentum by using this ID to match the line.

"What do you think it should be called?"

Chen Kai asked Qin Xiaoyu rhetorically, "Before, did you call me anything else, what are you old about?" ”

What Chen Kai said was, of course, the word husband, but he didn't say it directly, and wanted Qin Xiaoyu to say it himself.

Qin Xiaoyu blinked his eyes and looked at him with some doubts, "Old what?" Didn't I call you Lao Chen before, what else? Did I call you something else before, so why can't I remember? ”

"Why don't you give me a little hint? I'm sure I can remember."

Chen Kai replied, "Okay, then I'll give you a little hint, let me ask you this, what is the antonym of a man"

"Woman"

"Clever, what is the antonym of that mother-in-law"

"Father-in-law"

Chen Kai continued to ask, "Very good, the answer is very close, how to read it with an old word in front of the public character?"

"My husband"

Qin Xiaoyu didn't go through his brain when he spoke, and directly said these three words as they were, in the end, he had no heart or lungs.

Chen Kai's expression was a little loveless, "Don't call it Xiaoyu in the future, just change your name, call it Stupid Fish"

"Old man? Don't you think it's inferior?"

"Didn't you say that the father-in-law added an old man in front of him, isn't that the old man connected?"

Qin Xiaoyu was also amused by the answer he had just given, and laughed sneeringly, "Oh, then I understand"

"You know what to call it."

"Got it"

"Then you call, I'll listen."

Qin Xiaoyu knew that Chen Kai wanted to hear what he called him, but he still deliberately teased him, and finally said, "You don't like to hear me call you husband, do you want to hear me call you little father-in-law?" ”

"Qin Xiaoyu, you did it on purpose."

"Oh, don't call people Qin Xiaoyu, it's so raw, it's okay to call me Xiaoyu"

"No, I should call you stupid fish"

"Stupid fish, huh? I like this name, just call me that in the future" Qin Xiaoyu can really take anything.

Chen Kai didn't know what to say, it was originally quite ambiguous, and the painting style was always made very funny by Qin Xiaoyu, bringing the overall atmosphere to a very crooked place.

Seeing that Chen Kai didn't speak anymore.

Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting next to Chen Kai, continued to shout, "Old Chen, why don't you speak?"

"Why don't you continue, do you see that I'm shy? I understand, I understand, after all, in the face of the person you like, it's understandable to be shy, I can understand your feelings"

"Hehehehe, but Lao Chen, you don't have to be shy, what else are you embarrassed about with me?"

Qin Xiaoyu picked up the chopsticks and took a bite of the dish.

Then he said to Chen Kai, "Lao Chen, just now you helped me pick fish bones and peel shrimp for me, now I will pick vegetables for you to eat."

"This is a dish that your girlfriend personally served, it has special significance, you can't help but eat it."

Chen Kai really admires Qin Xiaoyu, this little mouth is not an ordinary broken, no matter how ambiguous the scope is, it can make a sudden change in the style of painting.

After taking a bite, Qin Xiaoyu continued, "How delicious is it, don't you think what I made is super delicious?"

Chen Kai had a question mark on his face, "This is what I did"

"Oh, it's almost, the two of us are boyfriend and girlfriend, isn't what you do equivalent to me doing it? What's yours is mine, what's mine is yours, even I'm yours, hehehe"

Qin Xiaoyu continued to look at Chen Kai, "So, old Chen, what should I call you in the future?" Otherwise, when there are outsiders in the future, I will still call you Lao Chen, and we will still be the same as before."

"In private, when it's just the two of us, I can call you husband once in a while, but only occasionally"

"I can't call your husband that every day, call it that, how embarrassing it is, I'll be embarrassed"

"I'm sorry"

Chen Kai looked at Qin Xiaoyu, "Are you still embarrassed?"

"What's the matter, how can I not be embarrassed, I'm such a shy, introverted, shy person"

"Of course I'm embarrassed."

"What is this called?"

Chen Kai thought to himself: 6

Watching variety shows, or listening to cross talk, and watching talk shows and other performances are just a piece of music.

The real comedy has to be Qin Xiaoyu, what I just said is absolutely full of funny.

"Are you introverted? I see you couldn't hold back when you just said that."

"What's the matter, I'm already very introverted, okay?"

Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, "It's not important, it's not important, let's put this first."

"Lao Chen, can you call me Sister Yu? In the future, there will be no one at home, and when it is just the two of us, I want to hear you call it that."

"Although, you just asked me to call you husband, but you don't have to call me wife. Of course, if you have to call it, I don't object to it."

Qin Xiaoyu went around in a big circle, and after all, he still wanted to hear Chen Kai call himself his wife.

But he turned the corner and said, and he still tried to explain that he didn't mean it.

Chen Kai smiled knowingly, "Okay, since you want to hear it so much, then I'll call it."

"Really? Great, great, so you call me listen."

Qin Xiaoyu was already ready, and wanted to hear Lao Chen call himself his wife, but in fact, the word wife was ordinary, no big deal, and it was mediocre.

But if Lao Chen called himself like that, Qin Xiaoyu would be very happy in his heart!

I still remember a time before, the two of them called each other husband and wife, but at that time, the relationship between the two was still pure brothers, and it was basically a joke.

But now it's different, meaning and nature are completely different things, so Qin Xiaoyu is still looking forward to it.

Unexpectedly, Qin Xiaoyu looked forward to it for a long time, and finally Chen Kai called Qin Xiaoyu, "Sister Yu"

Of course, Chen Kai mainly wanted to tease Qin Xiaoyu and see her reaction, and his wife could call whenever she wanted.

“？？？”

Qin Xiaoyu looked at him with a puzzled expression, "What do you mean, Lao Chen, what do you mean by calling me Sister Yu, why don't you call me wife?" ”

"What do you mean? No, you have to call me wife today."

Qin Xiaoyu became excited as he spoke, then got up, knelt directly on the chair, and then looked at Chen Kai and said, "You have to call your wife, I strongly demand"

Qin Xiaoyu is still the most indulgent.

The more calm Chen Kai behaved, the less he called him that, the more anxious Qin Xiaoyu became, and the more he wanted to hear him call his wife.

Qin Xiaoyu might not have had much of an idea, but this moment he suddenly came to his head.

"Lao Chen, is it okay for you to call me a wife, I want to hear it, I can pinch your legs later, you can just call me, can you do it?"

"Qin Xiaoyu, you are really interesting, didn't you say that it's okay to call you Sister Yu, didn't I call it just now, what do you mean by this now" Chen Kai said with a smile.

"After doing it for a long time, you still want me to call you wife, I remember, someone didn't seem to say that just now," Chen Kai smiled.

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Oh, I don't care, I just want to hear you call me that, just call me, just a sound, please, please"

Chen Kai replied, "Then I'll think about it."

"So you said yes?"

Chen Kai's face was full of question marks, then he looked at Qin Xiaoyu and said, "Consider, what I just said is consideration"

"Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, then you think about it slowly" Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, picked up the chopsticks and began to pick up dishes for him, sandwiching one dish after another, one meal at a time.

"Wait, I said that something seemed wrong just now, Lao Chen, you deliberately diverted your attention, right, you seem to have forgotten something"

"What's the matter?"

"Pretend to be stupid, right, let me kiss you? Trying to divert my attention"

"It's kissed, didn't you kiss it just now?"

"What's the matter, where did I kiss just now, we were originally talking about this topic, but didn't we talk about something else, didn't I kiss?"

"Good, good," Chen Kai said.

"Really? Then I'll kiss it now" Qin Xiaoyu sat directly on Chen Kai's lap, then hugged his neck and kissed Chen Kai's mouth.

(End of chapter)