Chapter Ninety-Five: Losing Money
Even if a long time has passed since this day, the parties involved afterwards, the soldiers of the raiding regiment said that the first action of the raiding regiment was the most unforgettable for them. If the boss had been a little less determined at that time, maybe they would have had an extra heavyweight boss lady in the pocket world because of that official action......
It can be seen from Mrs. Beverly's eyes that she has a very good impression of Captain Cao. The aesthetics of any intelligent race in the Pan American Continent are the same, and the tender armor of Captain Cao, who is riding a tall horse, shines under the sun, and a cloak gently ripples with the breeze.
In addition, Captain Cao's appearance is not bad, with a tiger's back and a wolf's waist, which is completely consistent with the image of the biggest enemy hidden by Prince Charming's side in the knight novel, the villain's first handsome Prince Dark Horse.
In the Great Wilderness, a man with status and strength is enough to make countless women flock to him, and in the eyes of the beautiful women of the land, Captain Cao is not only rich and handsome, but also a long-term meal ticket that can make her eat and wear for the rest of her life. Judging by the fact that she didn't look back at Beverly at all, she seemed ready to run to a new life and look back on the past.
"Does Lao Tzu look like the kind of person who bullies men and women?" Chief Cao himself also stared at Beverly with tears and laughter.
"With all due respect, in the "Encyclopedia of Sex", a secret book of our goblin clan that is passed down from male to female, and not to the outside, your appearance belongs to the kind of unique existence mentioned separately at the beginning of the article!" Beverly was afraid for a long time.
"What is unique?" Chief Cao was stunned.
"The bridge of the nose is more than three inches, straight as a gun, and if the wings are open and bowed, it must be a person with a big weapon. The chest is wide and the waist is thin, and if the ribs are cut, it is the waist of a dog, and it must be a capable person in the room. If any boy ...... like this," Beverly shook his head, reciting an old proverb.
Those with a little insight can tell from Beverly's words that this is the archaic form of the Pan-American lingua franca. Ultimately, the language was invented by goblins and later improved by humans. Generally, people who don't have some culture don't say that they understand it, even if they make up a sentence, it's unrealistic. In other words, Beverly really has an ancestral book, "Intersex Encyclopedia".
The six scattered people are all half-hung literati, and they don't know much about this kind of antique ancient phrases, so they have to ask Beverly to explain it. To sum up, that is to say, from the facial features of Captain Cao, it can be seen at a glance that he has huge masculine characteristics. In terms of stature, he has a good kung fu in the first bed. A man who combines these two in one, that is a typical man who wants to be in the sea, can be met but not sought.
The elegant way of saying is that this type of person is not only rare, but also has a greater need for the opposite sex than the average male counterpart, and is happy to do things between the sexes. To put it more vulgarly, it is that Captain Cao is a rare special person with a gene of absurdity.
Beverley's tangled expression showed that he was definitely not lying or hiding it. If it weren't for the fact that he saw the unique "essence" of Captain Cao. How can he mention that he is the wife of the village? Beverly is a typical grasp of the essence of things, to the favor of the head of the regiment, and to strive to solve the biggest problem at the lowest cost.
The six scattered people patted Beverly on the shoulder and smiled, and even stuffed a cigar to the flattered Beverley. Bever's explanation was already gaining their trust. It is no secret that Captain Cao is armed with a big weapon in the plundering group.
Even the head of the leather sect, who was once unable to compare with Captain Cao everywhere and was quite confident in his "murder weapon", once made jokes in this regard. Pi Jiaotou excused himself to say that his bath was broken, and he couldn't get used to the autocratic dictatorship of the bathhouse that Captain Cao liked, so he asked to take a sauna with Captain Cao. His actual intention was to win back a bit of dignity in this regard. As a result, after that time, Pi Jiaotou said that he had made a new bathtub the next day, and he would not squeeze with Captain Cao.
At that time, the head of the leather sect analyzed the reason. Captain Cao is not an authoritarian dictatorship, but stands out from the crowd. Captain Cao himself was happy to drink with his friends during the sauna process, but the other brothers were not used to the immediacy that chickens were inferior to people.
As for Captain Cao's kung fu in bed, that's not to mention. At the Heroes' Night Banquet, Captain Cao won numerous awards in Sri Lanka, which is full of talents, with only one dance. Desire Haiqi man, this is well deserved.
Iverson even said that the dross of feudal culture was not without merit, and that Beverley's professional theoretical knowledge was obviously based on countless practical experiences. If it weren't for the fact that there were so many people present, Iverson would probably have gotten the book in his hands in the name of borrowing.
Head Cao can only say that he is very innocent, a yellow flower girl, as delicate as a flower. I got a bad reputation when I was single at an older age when I didn't know what a woman tasted like, how did I get it?
"Boss, are we still robbing them today?" said Sect Leader Pi Jiaotou looked at the head of Cao, who was crying and laughing, and said quietly.
"Are you hard-hearted? You're so mad! You rob all such people, don't you need a conscience to be a man?"
"Beverly, please go back to your wife, I don't need you to cut your love. Head Cao waved his hand to stop the farce.
"My beast god, you're not trying to kill us all...... Beverly didn't like it, and threw herself into the dust, beating her chest and crying bitterly.
Sometimes it's not a good thing to have a flexible brain and react quickly, and Beverley intuitively thinks that Captain Cao's rejection of his kindness is a very bad sign. Even the cigar was tossed aside like a lightning strike by Beverly, who, as far as Beverly knew, used to give dying people a full meal when they executed others.
Under Beverly's lead, more than 300 goblins suddenly cried. Even the beautiful women who were still sending autumn waves to Captain Cao before all sat on the ground, crying so much that pear blossoms brought rain.
This thing even moved out of the beast god, could it be that the goblins would also believe in the beast god? Captain Cao really wanted to lift Beverly over and kick him twice, and the scene of these more than 300 people crying together was simply earth-shattering, and in the end, Captain Cao was so red in the face that they could stop the mighty momentum.
"What else will you do besides your hilarious robbery?" Captain Cao gritted his teeth for a long time before speaking again.
Of course, Captain Cao didn't want to force these goblins who already had no living space to death, and Captain Cao was already the result of the battle between heaven and man in his heart. The head of the Pi sect saw that the head of the Cao regiment was moved by compassion again. would ask such a question, obviously because Captain Cao was looking for a reason for himself to co-opt these goblins, so that he would not sigh so long and short about his hard heart afterwards.
Originally, I went out with the purpose of robbing robbers and making a fortune, but I didn't expect to be busy for so long, not only did I not get a copper plate, but I also picked up so many mouths waiting to be fed in vain. There are even indigenous tribes who have been implicated by the presence of raiding groups, and it will cost a lot to compensate them.
Thinking of this, Head Cao almost cried. Why are these goblins crying so excited? Regiment Leader Cao can't even find a place to confide in his grievances, his life is really unbearable! The idea of the plundering group that he had planned before coming here to be alone is basically a big joke.
"Back to your lordship, we are also ingenious enough to be able to make some small handicrafts...... Beverly thought for a long time before replying tremblingly.
The people around him looked at him like idiots, and it seemed that Beverly should have said something that sounded more useful to the big back. What the is this ability to make zuò handicrafts? Can you expect such a group of people to like those clay crafts? It's a joke on the lives of an entire tribe.
Compared to this, it seems that saying that I can be a cow and a horse is more attractive than handicrafts. The shrewd goblins had such delicate minds at all times, and they also tasted the idea that Captain Cao seemed to want to spare their lives. And what ensues, almost all of them can knock the board, nothing more than to reduce them to slavery.
To be honest, the goblins really don't reject being slaves, and even slavery status is a good thing for them. If you are lucky, some slave owners can still give them food, so that they will not be hungry for one day and two days. And even if they become slaves, goblins are more of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. Very few people will need goblin slaves, because goblins can't do much physical work, and they don't have the beautiful faces of elves, they can only do anything half-, how many slave owners will like a green-skinned and badly rated slave like them?
Buying a goblin as a slave is a loss-making transaction! Of course, Beverly should have dealt with the wording of this big back question even more.
"Well, from today onwards, your Beverly Goblin Tribe will be under Lao Tzu's control. You can pack up and follow me now, or you can pretend that you haven't met us and we'll leave right away. Make your choice. "Where would Captain Cao care about what answer, just as Sect Leader Pi thought, he was just looking for a reason to make himself look less cramped.
If Beverly chooses the latter, watching this bandit of unknown origin disappear as if they appeared inexplicably, although Captain Cao is a little unbearable in his heart, he can also pass the level in his heart.
It's a pity that after Captain Cao took his brothers on the return journey, there was a large group of stumbling figures behind his buttocks. The goblin's small short legs must work very hard to keep up with the striding meteors in front of them...... (To be continued......)