These people who eat melons can't figure it out anyway, just a lump can be called a terminal disease?

"What, terminal illness, don't scare me, you say, what's going on?"

"Haha, forget it, whether you believe it or not, I have to tell you, otherwise you will really not be able to do it in the future, and if you look for me again, I will not be able to save you. Your situation is called a short circuit, you know, what does it mean, that is, your lump, growing in this position, when you are angry and eating too much, it will block all your qi and blood, do you understand what is going on? ”

"I'll go, you think my body is the short circuit in physics?"

"Of course, it's the same as that, don't believe it, do you know that the human body depends on the circulation of qi and blood to survive, think about it, in the middle of your body, there is such a lump, and it will give you a short circuit at every turn, who can stand it?"

"Haha, isn't it a short circuit? The blood and qi of the whole body are smooth, is this still a terminal disease? ”

"I really know one thing, but I don't know the other. You may not know that the place where the short circuit is good. But in other places, there will definitely be places where qi and blood can't reach, and after a long time, it is called nerve necrosis, and the result is local body paralysis, and then it will be accompanied by a wheelchair, and if it is serious, it will be ...... directly. ”

"You're just gag, it's really a lie, you are so old, who believes it. I have decades of clinical experience in Chinese medicine in this traditional Chinese medicine hospital, you say, will I believe your words? ”

"I know that if you don't believe it, then I have nothing to say, but I reminded you that it doesn't matter to me whether you believe it or not. However, I still warn you and recommend that you seek medical attention as soon as possible, otherwise you will not be able to cry tears no matter how late you cry......".

"Ah, you, you, saying this, makes my heart hairy, hum, I, I ......".

"Don't want me, I'll teach you a trick, and you can check if you have this short-circuit."

"Ah, what a move, you say, I'll take a look at ......."

"You just stretch out two fingers and press them to the two acupuncture points on your lower abdomen, and that's it, look at it, and then press it to know the result......".

Sun Xiaoyi is like teaching a three-year-old child, comparing paintings, and letting this maggot learn fat.

In fact, this maggot fat is also an old Chinese medicine doctor, where is there a reason that she doesn't understand, as soon as Sun Xiaoyi said it, she understood it in her heart, and immediately involuntarily pressed to the two acupuncture points on her lower abdomen.

"How's it going, how do you feel?"

"Ah, I don't feel anything."

"You use it well, what are you afraid of, press it and you won't ...... it."

"You've already worked hard......."

"You press it and you know ......".

Sun Xiaoyi said to this maggot fat while pretending to press it vigorously.

The maggot really thrust it in.

"I wipe, my hands, my hands are going to be broken......".

It seems that this maggot fat is really ruthless and deadly. But her body didn't react.

When this maggot saw that his hand was about to be broken, and his body was fine, he was wondering if this kid was playing tricks on his mother.

What's more, the director of a department in his own hall, in front of so many people, practiced two-finger meditation on his lower abdomen, I rub, if this is spread on the Internet, is there another neuropathy?

"Boy, did you deliberately make a fool of me? You are in cahoots with this white tiger girl, it seems that you want to rectify me, the director of the department, then, you kid doesn't seem to want to turn positive, right? ”

"Maggot, director, how can I have it, I can't wait to turn positive immediately, you see, I just want to treat you for you."

As soon as Sun Xiaoyi finished saying this, the maggot felt that something was wrong with his body.

No, it's really not right, a strong force, wrapped in the rolling air current, falling down.

Now her eyes were wide open and her body froze, trying to contain the strong current.

However, she failed, and a powerful sound exploded in the ethereal room.

"Bang, bu, bang......".

The voice was extremely high-pitched and powerful, the sound was boundless, the rhythm was crazy, and the frequency was high-end, which shook the air in the entire department a little at once.

Like an old cow roaring, like a night wolf howling, and like bursting beans rushing away, just like a pearl falling on a jade plate.

It was a loud fart like a drumbeat.

Immediately afterwards, the unpleasant smell of the smell quickly spread in the department, just like a poison gas bomb that burst in an instant, and all the people in the room and the onlookers outside were smoked to cover their faces and cover their noses and flee.

In addition, this maggot fat was standing not far from the door, but now his back is facing the door, God, it makes the melon eaters who are onlookers outside even worse, these people did not dodge it all of a sudden, and there was trampling.

And these people who fell to the ground are now covered in that evil aura all over their bodies, and some even vomited severely.

"I'm Nima ......". It's over, it's really over, this maggot fat looks at it, and I feel ashamed. Unexpectedly, immediately after, another stinky fart was about to squirt out again.

No, I have to hold back, I have to hold back, it's so stinky, if I release it again, I'm going to vomit.

"Release, you must release it, don't bear it, release it all, you finish it, your illness will be cured, relax, don't be nervous, now, you listen to my instructions, open your mouth ......".

Sun Xiaoyi had already predicted that this maggot fat would be so violent, and he also blocked his nostrils with two cotton wools early.

Now he's on the side of this maggot, directing her.

But this maggot fat originally had to make up his mind that he must hold back and not let out a second wave of farts, but now it's okay, the ghost makes the god send, and when he heard this sound like an initiation, he actually followed and started to act.

"Raise your head, look up, hey, yes, that's it......".

The maggot opened its mouth, raised its head, and looked up at the ceiling......

"Tuck the abdomen, sink the dantian ......".

The maggot's fat stomach swelled as she stared intently at the ceiling.

A hiccup sounded out.

The hiccup was so loud that it shook even the fluorescent tube hanging from the ceiling.

"I'm special, I'm convinced today, this old lady, she actually forced her fart to the top ......."

"I'm rubbing, it's really amazing, I was going to fart, but now the hiccups are ......".

The melon-eating audience who didn't have time to run away was now stunned by the scene in front of them.

Of course, this hiccup is also fishy. However, after this maggot fat hiccups, his body was extremely relaxed and comfortable for no reason. The anger that had been suppressed by the physical illness before also disappeared without a trace.