Chapter 659: Seriously, You'll Lose

Jiang Chao poked her head lovingly and said, "Fool! ”

Coral giggled, plunging into his broad chest again.

She had a hunch that this man would never cheat on her and would never hurt her.

Jiang Chao lowered his head and whispered to Sango: "I'm so hungry, don't tease me anymore, if you continue like this, I really can't hold myself and want to eat you raw!" You know, I haven't touched a woman in two or three years! ”

Coral was stunned for a moment, and then remembered the picture of Jiang Chao's pillar of optimus in the morning, immediately left his arms, and hurriedly walked to the kitchen: "I'll get you something to eat, there are instant noodles, can you eat?" ”

Jiang Chao looked at his crotch that was about to burst and said, "Don't eat it!" ”

Coral opened the refrigerator door: "Then you should be hungry first!" ”

Jiang Chao stood up with a burning spirit: "I really don't eat instant noodles, I'm afraid of eating them in the army, I'd rather eat snakes raw than instant noodles." Of course, now I also resist raw things, such as medium-rare, medium-rare steak, sashimi, etc.! ”

Coral just buried her head in cooking quick-frozen dumplings, and didn't dare to look up at Jiang Chao, just now she had inadvertently touched the one he had swelled so much.

It's scary.

Jiang Chao smiled and went to the bathroom.

It's really convenient, he doesn't have the habit of "jerking off".

After a while, Jiang Chao came out of the bathroom.

Coral asked coldly, "How did you get the calluses on your hands?" ”

Jiang Chao said casually: "Shoot!" ”

Coral blushed and stopped asking.

Jiang Chao realized the seriousness of the problem, and immediately said: "I mean a real gun, not that "gun"!" ”

Coral coughed dryly: "So you're a sniper?" ”

Jiang Chao said ambiguously: "Can't other "hands" shoot guns? ”

"You must be a sniper! You can't fool me! Also, the calluses on your left and right hands are not the same at all! Especially the right index finger, that's the trigger pull! ”

"And how do you explain the cocoon on my left index finger?"

"Twin guns! You can usually practice martial arts and split bricks! ”

Jiang Chao couldn't help laughing: "It's worthy of being a family, it's really lewd!" Why don't you ask me why I don't practice iron head skills, so that I can be invulnerable! ”

Coral pushed him away and turned off the fire: "Go, go, no serious, run the train with your mouth full!" ”

Jiang Chao pinched her waist, "Ah! Coral screamed again: "I'm most afraid of itching, especially here!" ”

Jiang Chao's eyes lit up: "Oh, it turns out that your weakness is here!" ”

Coral stepped back: "What do you want to do?" ”

Jiang Chao smiled evilly and took a step forward: "It's nothing, it's just a matter of verifying it again!" ”

With that, he hugged the coral who turned around and wanted to slip away, and then scratched her willow waist.

Coral yelled, "Ah... No... It's so itchy... Ha ha... Let go of me. ”

Jiang Chao was willing to stop, just hugged her and scratched her hard: "Be coquettish with me, and I'll let you go!" ”

Sango laughed breathlessly: "No... No... It's so itchy. ”

Jiang Chao hugged the coral tightly: "Don't be coquettish, I won't let go!" ”

It's so much fun to tease her.

"You... You... Bastard. ”

"That's not what I'm going to hear!"

"You ......"

"Hurry up, baby!"

"Ahh

Coral couldn't stand the itch anymore, so he had to bite the bill and said in a stiff tone: "Brother Chao, I'm itching to death, can you let me go." ”

Jiang Chao smiled happily and let go of his hand.

Sango's face turned white with anger, and when she turned around, she punched him hard.

Jiang Chao leaned back with a smile: "It's really a little embarrassing to be coquettish for the first time, but you will get used to it later." ”

Coral was so angry that she couldn't speak, so she took out two bowls and placed them on the stove with a "crackle", and then served dumplings.

Jiang Chao grabbed Coral's shoulders and pushed her away: "You go to rest, or I'll come, be careful of the burn." ”

Coral walked to the table and sat down without saying a word, the whole person had no strength, this Jiang Chao was simply too bad.

I really shouldn't say I'm afraid of itching.

Does he like delicate women? Coral is starting to think cranky again.

Jiang Chao brought the fragrant dumplings to the table: "The dumplings are here!" ”

Coral Muna picked up the chopsticks, lowered his head to eat the dumplings, and didn't look at him.

Jiang Chao sat down opposite her: "You... Could it be that I misunderstood something, right? ”

Coral looked up and asked, "Do you like pretentious women?" ”

"Huh?" Jiang Chao opened his mouth, and the dumplings were still in his mouth: "No!" I just wanted to tease you! ”

Coral put the chopsticks on the table: "Hmph! ”

And then he said, "I thought about who that star was!" ”

Jiang Chao put the dumplings in his mouth into his mouth: "No, what do you want to do with this?" That was many years ago! People have forgotten me for a long time! I only remember that incident when I watch TV occasionally? ”

Sango clasped his hands on his chest and said, "Can I not want to?" She's not married yet! Besides, I'm sure I know her! Born as a model, beautiful, and delicate, it must be her! Also, she's made cameo appearances in movies based on my screenplays! I, I ...... when I think she had a one-night stand with you."

Jiang Chao patted his forehead and shouted, "My God, you're thinking too much, aren't you?" Mention the old things! People are big stars now, how can they remember me! There's no way I'm going to have anything to do with her! Why, you can't stand it at the beginning? ”

About her, you can only keep it in your heart, so why bother.

It's a pity, providence makes people!

Coral yelled at Jiang Chao: "Am I ashamed of myself, why don't I be okay?" ”

When Jiang Chao heard this, he was happy again: "What is the shame of being ashamed?" Is it a face, or a big breast, or a buttocks? You have both height and long legs, are you ashamed of yourself as ......"

Coral exploded: "Shut up! Jiang Chao, you're a bastard! How could I have liked you! ”

Jiang Chao put down his chopsticks: "Yes, yes, yes, scolding well." I'm just a jerk, an out-and-out asshole. You still don't like me. There are so many old lovers of mine that you might meet one or two more. You won't be able to handle it. ”

His indifferent attitude almost made Sango's unassuming tears burst out again: "You ......"

Seeing this, Jiang Chao immediately said in a pleading tone: "Don't take it seriously, don't cry, I'm afraid of you, I just said it was fun." ”

Coral held back tears and said, "Who wants to play with you!" I'm serious! ”

"Don't take it seriously, take it seriously, you'll lose!"

"I just took it seriously! If you lose, you lose, and I knew I lost from the beginning! ”

Jiang Chao stood up: "I... I'd better go! You sober up first! ”

Coral just stared at him, silent.

Jiang Chao had no choice but to sit down again, with a helpless expression: "I'd better fill my stomach first!" ”

Sure enough, I ate all the dumplings in the bowl in one go.