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Feisheng Niu's lies were made up very smoothly, and when he saw that the village chief didn't stop him, he continued to pretend to be pitiful: "Village chief, I didn't mean to deliberately make the chickens and dogs in the village restless, you have a lot, forgive me this time, don't beat my ass, I can't do my work, I will starve to death!"

Moreover, I haven't done this with her yet, I'm still innocent, I haven't made a big mistake, can I be lenient and don't have to be spanked? ”

Feisheng Niu was originally able to speak well, pretending to be pitiful, and what he said was a bit logical, and the men believed it and sympathized with him.

The women were skeptical, and asked Liu Bapo one after another: "Liu Bapo, your man is so weak that he can't do it at all?" Can't satisfy you? If you don't give him a raw cow, you still give him silver? ”

"Phew! Even if the men in the family can't do it, how old are you and still come out to find wild food? ”

"I don't believe it, Liu Bapo, if you have any troubles, why don't you say it quickly?"

The mushroom fell into the well: "What's the problem?" Don't you know? The matchmaker is the most coquettish! ”

"Stop arguing! Everyone, be quiet! "The village chief wants to settle the matter, hurry up and deal with this, and tomorrow the villagers will have to do farm work.

Feisheng Niu has a good attitude to admit his mistakes, and besides, he will beat him so that he can't move, and he may really starve to death.

Liu Bapo is old, and she will definitely not be able to bear it if she goes down with the thirty boards.

Since the two are voluntary, let's be lenient, in fact, if you don't do it leniently, it will leave thorny trouble.

The village chief pulled a few men to discuss it, then coughed, and said to Feishengniu tolerantly: "If you violate the village rules, no matter how lenient you are, you will also be spanked on the board, see that you have a good attitude of admitting your mistakes, and the two of them will each play three boards!" ”

Feisheng Niu was overjoyed, originally thought that he would suffer thirty boards, all relying on his mouth, but now he can only suffer three boards!

The village chief handles things more humanely, and the simple villagers are kind, and they have no objections.

Hua Mushroom was not satisfied: "Only play three boards? That's a bit light, isn't it? ”

A woman couldn't help but scold her: "Hua Mushroom, you quarreled with Liu Bapo, and you want her to die so much?" ”

Chen Shihua's aunt couldn't help but ridicule her: "Hua Mushroom, do you think that the bad things you and your daughter do will not hurt the morals?" Before you quit your family, you dare to sleep with a man! According to the village rules, Xianglan also has to be pulled out and spanked! You're going to have to spank too! ”

When Hua Mushroom heard this, he quickly lowered his head and slipped away.

The women scolded the back of the mushroom: "If you have a mouth to talk about others, you don't look at your own virtue!" ”

There were already a few offspring boys, who went to the ancestral hall to get benches and beating planks, and Feisheng Niu took the initiative to lie on the bench, protruding his buttocks and letting people beat them. "Smack, smack, smack!" The three boards were beaten hard, and Feishengniu touched his hot and painful buttocks, got up with a bitter face, and asked the village chief for a money bag.

The village chief glared: "Do you still want a money bag?" Are you itchy in the butt and want to take a few more strokes of the board? ”

The men burst into laughter.

Feisheng Niu was originally a faceless and skinless person, he was afraid of others laughing, and it was his forte to get an inch, and he only had money bags in his eyes now.

He said to the village chief with a straight face: "I beg the village chief, return the money bag to me, it is my hard-earned money, and the money from selling my body ......"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha! Don't laugh at me! ”

"Feisheng, didn't you just say that you haven't done it yet, and you haven't made a big mistake yet? Now it's hard money, you're not kidding us, are you? ”