My name is Guan 13, I am 24 years old, and I am a cremator at the Red Sun Funeral Home.

Very few young people do this business, because this kind of place is more or less uncomfortable.

But I'm an exception, because I'm still a Soul Suppressor Taoist.

In addition to the work of burning corpses, I also have to shoulder the heavy responsibility of suppressing ghosts and souls.

I just burned a stove of corpses today, and before I had time to eat lunch, I received a call from a customer.

"Hey...... Good good...... I'll be in ...... right away."

The Qin family in Yangcheng is dead, and Boss Qin doesn't know where to find out about me, so he came directly to the door.

The meaning is very simple, it is for me to perform a ritual to comfort the dead.

Boss Qin's home is on South Street and is a single-family villa.

I was led to the back garden of the villa.

The surroundings were full of relatives and friends of the Qin family.

Everyone's face was full of sorrow, and a few cries could be heard from time to time.

The solemn atmosphere gives people a feeling of oppression.

At the edge of the garden, a funeral shed was erected, and I saw an ice coffin in it from a long distance.

I felt a "groan" in my heart, the ice coffin was used, which is not a good thing.

When I got closer, I was as expected.

Inside the ice coffin was a girl, and I glanced inside, subconsciously taking a few steps back.

The girl's body had been twisted to a distorted shape, and only a few bones were left in the broken bones.

If it weren't for the ice coffin, the corpse would have rotted and stinked long ago.

I heard that this girl was trapped by love, and finally couldn't think of jumping off the building to commit suicide.

When he talked about this matter, Boss Qin looked sad and his eyes were red.

I frowned and said solemnly: "Boss Qin, your daughter committed suicide by jumping off the building, which is a horizontal death, and she is full of anger. The evil qi trapped by love is even stronger, and the corpse transformation is most likely to occur at midnight, and it must be stopped for three days and suppressed with a magic weapon. ”

Boss Qin nodded and said, "Listen to Master Guan, you can see the price......

I cleared my throat: "We have rules in this business, and the market price is five thousand." ”

"Understood, understood, I'll go and prepare ......."

"One more thing, after the ceremony, I recommend that the body be cremated immediately ......."

Just as I was making my suggestion, there was a sudden agitation in the crowd that interrupted what I was saying.

"Dodge, dodge, don't disturb the law, the stone immortal is here!"

……

Immediately after the crowd parted, a middle-aged man in a yellow robe walked over surrounded by more than a dozen people.

He swaggered up to me and Boss Qin.

"Poor Dao is the 308th generation descendant of the Nanyang faction, and the Dao name is 'Shi Xianren'."

Seeing Shi Laogou pretending to be a man, holding a whisk on his left arm, touching his beard, and preaching a sermon with an unfathomable look, a few black lines instantly floated on my forehead.

This immoral old dog still dares to come to me! What a person who is not afraid of death!

"Yo, isn't this the Thirteen Daoyou?"

After Shi Laogou saw me, his expression became a little solemn: "The blessing is immeasurable!" ”

Looking at his hypocritical expression, my hands itched, and I longed for a big bidou to pat him.

How can I run into this bastard thing anywhere!

What a bad luck!

I thought that such an unpopular profession, when I was fine, I would take on some private work, and I could lie down and count the money.

I didn't expect that in this year's private work, I could still meet the god stick who lacked virtue to pry work.

Last time, Shi Jianren, a deceitful man who lacks morality, was exposed by me in public.

At that time, he held a compass and pointed to a place casually, telling the villagers that it was a treasure of feng shui.

As a result, the villagers went down with a few hoes and dug up a coffin.

After I reminded the villagers, they immediately understood that Shi Laogou was a cheater of money.

The place pointed to by Shi Laogou is the ancestral tomb of the people, and the feng shui is broken when he moves, and he is regarded as a big murderer.

How could the villagers spare him? He was chased by hundreds of villagers for more than ten miles.

Now Shi Laogou is eager to divide my five horses.

Shi Laogou glanced towards the ice coffin, his eyes half-narrowed, and said, "Boss Qin, you don't want your daughter to leave like this." ”

Boss Qin was slightly stunned, and his eyes instantly lit up: "Does the stone immortal have a way?" ”

Shi Laogou smiled triumphantly, stood up straight, and looked like a master outside the world.

"Nature."

"It takes mana for me to make a move, and it's my rule to negotiate the price before doing it."

Then, Shi Laogou stretched out five fingers and said in his mouth: "Five hundred thousand!" ”

When Boss Qin heard this, he immediately went back to the house and took out two stacks of red tickets and put them on the table: "This is the deposit!" ”

Shi Laogou's eyes turned green on the spot, and they were almost stuck to those red tickets.

I stood next to me and snorted coldly, "Five hundred thousand? How dare you ask for it! ”

"The surname is Guan, if you dare to cut off my wealth, I will kill you!"

"You lack virtue to pry into life, saying that I will cut off your wealth? Do you want to be so embarrassed? ”

I'm not welcome, and I went back without fear.

"Want to fight me to the end? Wait, sooner or later you will look good! ”

Hearing him say that, I sneered.

Want to scam out of money? I also have to ask his grandfather, I don't agree.

At the moment, he said to Boss Qin: "People are humane, ghosts have ghost paths, I will help you handle the law for five hundred yuan." ”

"The surname is Guan, you have to do it against me, right?" Shi Laogou was completely furious.

"Shi Laogou, you are lacking in virtue enough to cheat dead people's money! Are you not afraid of God's damnation? ”

"Damnation? I walk upright, sit upright, what damnation am I afraid of? Shi Laogou said it rightly.

I saw that he unhurriedly took out a pair of very light gloves from the sleeves of his robe and put them on his hands.

He moved quickly, and I vaguely knew it was a pair of fish gut gloves.

There are also patterns on it, like layers of waves and scales.

Shi Laogou gently pushed open the ice coffin, and a smell of blood instantly filled the entire mourning hall.

As soon as the red cloth was lifted, I could see the girl's appearance clearly.

His face was blurred with flesh and blood, and he couldn't see the girl's original face clearly.

The eyes bulged out, the facial features were crowded together, the nose was sunken, and the skull was completely collapsed, and the appearance was very terrifying.

It's no wonder that as soon as Boss Qin heard that he could restore his daughter's appearance, he agreed to let Shi Laogou do it.

Shi Laogou looked calm, slowly put his hand into the ice coffin, and groped around the corpse.

As his hand moved, I could clearly hear the "click" and "click" of bones shattering.