As soon as I arrived at the funeral home, before the car stopped steadily, I saw the cremator Zhao Tongue coming over.

After getting out of the car, Zhao's tongue blocked me, looked at the little junior sister who got down from the passenger seat, and said in a weird manner: "Guan Thirteen, you are driving a public car to bubble girls, you are really chic enough!" ”

"Do you have a problem?" I frowned impatiently, not wanting to deal with this kind of person, "It's okay, don't get in the way!" ”

Zhao's greasy face suddenly approached me: "Yo! You, the curator, are amazing! ”

I pursed my lips and said angrily, "It's your business!" ”

I've been on the road all night, and now I'm very sleepy, and this person is still in front of me, it's annoying!

Zhao's tongue became more and more vigorous: "Are you just the temporary curator understand?" If I tell the above that you don't do your job and cause trouble for the funeral home, you, the curator, will do it! ”

"You're endless, aren't you?" My eyes widened, my fists clenched, and I wanted to punch him in the fat face.

I'm doing a bunch of things now.,Shi Laogou's crazy stuff hasn't been cleaned up yet.,And a big SB came out to find a sense of existence in front of me.,Really when I'm good-tempered.,Good bullying?

Seeing my fierce face, Zhao Tongue stared at my hand, swallowed his saliva, and took a few steps back: "You wait, I won't let you do it here, you just wait to go home and drink the northwest wind!" ”

I threw a punch directly in his direction, so frightened that he hurriedly ran backwards and pointed at my nose: "You...... You ......"

I was just scaring him, and then I took a few steps forward, ready to grab him so I could teach him a lesson.

Before I could stretch out my hand, Zhao ran away with his tongue shaking off his fat body.

I spat in his direction: "Count you fast!" ”

The little junior sister came over to comfort me and said: Don't be like him, go back and rest first, won't Boss Li come over in a while? ”

"Go to the refrigerator first, there are still two imps that have not been solved, and it is safe to finish it early."

The little junior sister nodded, took the treasure gourd and followed me to the cold room.

The identity of the little sister in the funeral home is the mortuary, and she also has a set of her own tools, so she found the bodies of the two imps, and the two of us worked together, one for each person, and quickly put the heart back.

Finally, the body was carefully sewn with a needle and thread, which was also regarded as a kind of respect for the deceased.

After all this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he did a good deed: "What about the two little ghosts, let them out." ”

"Okay." The little sister took off her gloves and released the two imps in the treasure gourd.

When the two little ghosts saw their corpses, they were still very afraid to hide behind the little sister and refuse to show their heads.

I shook my head and said to the two imps, "Now that your corpse is complete, you can be reincarnated." ”

Whether the two imps understand it or not, what needs to be done still has to be done.

I took out the soul bell, shook it gently, and guided the ghosts of the two children back to their respective bodies.

The two imps involuntarily floated in.

Then I used talisman paper to paste this soul talisman on the eyebrows of the two of them, and said to the little junior sister, "We will send these two little ghosts to the mourning hall." ”

After arriving at the mourning hall, Zhao Tongue walked over with Deputy Curator Zhao this time.

Deputy Curator Zhao frowned, turned his head to look at me and my junior sister, and said with a serious expression: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Deputy director, I'll borrow the mourning hall to send these two children."

Although Deputy Director Zhao and his nephew Zhao's tongue are very annoying, they don't see it when they look down in the funeral home, and if they look up, they still give face to give.

Deputy Curator Zhao looked at the corpses of the two children beside me with a cold face, and recognized that these were the two people I had sent directly to the cold room.

"What about the adults of the two families?" Deputy Director Zhao looked businesslike.

"The two are orphans."

I asked these two children before, they were tricked out of the orphanage by Shi Laogou, otherwise the parents would have found them a long time ago.

The little junior sister echoed on the side: "This is also a good deed, I believe that the deputy curator should not let these two children expose their corpses to the wilderness." ”

When Deputy Curator Zhao heard this, his face was a little ugly, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

Zhao Tongue walked up from behind him: "It's okay to use it, but our funeral home is not charity, who takes the money?" ”

Deputy Curator Zhao didn't speak, obviously acquiescing to Zhao's tongue and wanting me to pay.

Zhao Tongue seemed to be encouraged, and continued: "If you don't take money, you are not allowed to use the mourning hall, you should treat this as your home!" ”

"Why are you everywhere, how old are you?"

Zhao tongue wanted to shrink his neck, and immediately hid behind his uncle, looking cowardly.

If Deputy Curator Zhao talks to me well, I can still talk and make peace with him, and this good thing about Zhao's tongue will become a bad thing for him.

Deputy Director Zhao saw that I was angry, and hurriedly came out with a smirk to be a good man: "Thirteen, you are young, my eldest nephew is also kind, if this funeral parlor is my own home, I won't say anything, just our friendship, I'll let you use it as you like!" ”

"Hmph, that's a nice thing to say!"

"The key is that I don't count, you can't say anything in vain, it affects your prestige in the museum, how much does it mean."

Of course I understand what Deputy Director Zhao said, Lao Tzu simply looked at Zhao's tongue unpleasantly.

I didn't plan to use it in vain at first, I glanced at Zhao's tongue sideways, turned my head to Deputy Director Zhao and said, "Go according to the internal price!" ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Deputy Curator Zhao looked at me with a smile, like an old fox.

I don't like this pair of uncles and nephews, and I am afraid of delaying my next work, so I start to tease people: "If Deputy Director Zhao is fine, don't delay me doing my business here." ”

Deputy Curator Zhao nodded, no longer blocking and said, "You are busy first." ”

After sending these two away, I started to build a mourning hall with my little sister.

Practice makes perfect for me, and we are also a serious Taoist.

The little sister prepared the small coffin in advance, and now the bodies of the two little ghosts are lying very peacefully in the small coffin.

I made three incense sticks to the altar, lit the white candle, and burned some paper money to make a few dots up and down.

The little ghost has stayed in the yang world for a long time, and his soul is contaminated with some turbidity, which cannot be removed with the soul bell, and he may accidentally scatter the soul.

To be on the safe side, I found the grapefruit leaves and began to remove the turbidity from the two imps.

I spread a piece of gossip cloth in the middle of the mourning hall, and the rituals also pay attention to the pace, each step is facing a palace, the eight directions of the eight trigrams, and the central synthesis of nine palaces.

Two or four are shoulders, six or eight are feet, three on the left and seven on the right, one on nine shoes, and five in the center.

With a glass of water in my left hand and a grapefruit leaf in my right, I swayed at the two corpses as I walked, reciting the scriptures of the past in my mouth.

The child's ritual went very smoothly, and after the ritual was over, I personally pushed the two corpses to the crematorium.