Chapter 8: Fighting Concubines
Long Yueze reflexively threw me directly to the other side of the carriage, took off my clothes, and threw me out of the window, the movements were all in one go, very smooth, but the dark face destroyed the beauty of the whole set of movements......
"Your Majesty, are you okay?" asked Xiao Lezi outside, who didn't know whether to live or die.
"Hurry up and drive back to the palace. Long Yueze squeezed out a sentence.
"Your Majesty, did the mother vomit?" Sprite interjected again without knowing whether she was alive or dead.
“......”
When he arrived at the palace, before the carriage stopped, Long Yueze jumped down and flew directly to Afang Palace, he now wants to take a bath, disinfect, disinfect inside and out. Xiao Lezi told Sprite to take care of the queen's mother, and followed Long Yueze.
"Hey, how did you take off the emperor's clothes," Sprite thought evilly, looking at me who was still in the carriage. "It won't be the mother who picked up the emperor, she has the courage!"
“......”
Sprite helped me to walk towards Kunning Palace, fortunately I didn't make trouble at this time, otherwise Sprite would not have been able to stop me. After returning to the palace, he waited and drank a bowl of decanting soup, which was not so much drinking as pouring. Then I took a shower, removed the smell of alcohol from my body, and went to bed on the stage.
In the Afang Palace, Long Yue Ze leaned against the bath, closing his eyes and recalling what had just happened. It turned out that Su Ran didn't want to be the queen, but the way she dressed up after the election was really unappetizing, and it still feels funny when I think about it now.
It seems that in the past few years, the queen mother has been forced to be anxious, and she went to the doctor in a hurry, and asked Su Ran to reform me, what are you kidding, such an idiot guy, the wine is so bad, and he vomited me......
But the songs she sings are quite good, did she write them herself? It's quite talented, but the lyrics are a little cold, and it makes people feel a little distressed to listen to.
The next morning, because I drank alcohol last night, I slept late today. Sprite screamed three times in a row and didn't wake me up. In the end, Sprite went berserk.
"Mother, it's on fire, get up and run~~~"
"Ah...... Is there a fire, O? ”
"Niangniang, all the ladies outside have been waiting for you for an hour, and you are sorry until noon. ”
"Then invite them to dinner, what are they doing here, rubbing rice?"
"Niangniang, you forgot, the concubine has to greet you every morning. ”
"It's annoying, please come on, bring my clothes, prepare some food, I'm up. ”
Half an hour later, I finally arrived in the hall. Wow, it's beautiful. Tsk, this tyrannosaurus has a good eye, each concubine has its own characteristics, or enchanting, or pure, or...... Anyway, it's beautiful and delicious.
I sat on the main seat.
"Participate in the queen's mother, mother's blessing. ”
"Hurry up, get up, don't be polite to me, tsk......"
The concubines below, you look at me, I look at you, and finally the most favored concubine Yun took the lead in thanking her, stood up, and then they thanked her together.
"Niangniang, the first to rise up is Concubine Yun, the emperor's most favored concubine, it was said that she was the most capable of becoming the queen before, Niangniang should beware. Empress...... You're drooling......" Sprite reminded extremely depressed, her own mother is really Tai Chi, and it's a shame to see that women can drool.
"Do you have anything else to do, if it's okay, just disperse, and you don't have to say hello to me early in the morning. Any comments?"
The women thought to themselves, isn't this greeting the queen every day just to show her importance and high status? Why don't you let us say hello, is there a conspiracy in this......
However, he still thanked him verbally, and said some official words to thank the queen for her kindness, and then went back to their respective homes and found their own mothers.
Until everyone else is finished, and Concubine Yun is still sitting in her seat. I gave her a strange look.
"Concubine Yun, is there anything else, or do you want to stay and eat?"
"Sister, I heard that the emperor has not been fortunate to you. ”
Ah, is this a provocation, it seems that there is always an unappetizing female number two in every travel story.
"What's the matter, has my sister been pampered many times?"
"Hehe, it's not a lot, that is, there are always more than ten times a month, and this month, the emperor doesn't know what's going on, and he has come to the palace of his concubines eighteen times. ”
Damn, you also remember this, it's really perverted, looking at the enchanting Concubine Yun, I can see that the taste of the tyrannosaurus is quite heavy. Then I automatically YY some action movies that are not suitable for children in my mind.
Concubine Yun looked at me who was indifferent, felt a little incredible, and said without giving up,
"Don't you care, Queen?"
I glanced at her and said, "You junior, what do I care about, junior, isn't it just the remainder of division, don't think too highly of yourself." Even if you are favored, this court still recognizes me as the queen. ”
"You ......" Concubine Yun was so angry that her chest was turbulent.
"And what do you call me, sister? This palace remembers, the prime minister's father is only one woman, what kind of sister are you, or the older sister than me, this palace is not blessed to have it. ”
Concubine Yun took a few deep breaths, and a gentle smile appeared on her face,
"The queen, the concubine suddenly remembered that the emperor was going to come to the palace for dinner at noon today, and the concubine went back first. After speaking, he gave me a provocative look.
"Concubine Yun, remember, although you have the emperor to cover you now, but you shouldn't mess with people, don't mess with them, otherwise this palace will make you cry very rhythmically. ”
Concubine Yun's back stiffened, and she continued to walk forward.
"Hmph...... Fight with the old lady, the old lady used to be on the college debate team, an ancient person, the language is not incisive, the momentum is not enough, and he dares to quarrel with me, I really don't know whether to live or die~"