Yard No. 3309.

A figure sneaks over the fence and uses intangible cultural techniques to pry open the lock of the door.

Enter Ye Xiaobai's bedroom and rummage through the cabinets.

"No, I obviously saw him go out empty-handed, why can't I find it?"

The handyman disciple with a veiled face towel muttered in confusion.

"Bang." There was a sudden knock on the door.

The miscellaneous disciple was startled, the hairs on his body stood on end, and he immediately turned his head to look, just in time to meet the gaze of a person who was also covered with a veil and standing on tiptoe.

The eyes are facing each other.

"Uh......"

"Forehead ......"

The two looked at each other, both showing an embarrassed but friendly smile.

"What a coincidence, Your Excellency is also here to borrow something?"

"yes, I didn't expect it to be so coincidental......"

"Huh."

"Huh."

The air suddenly fell silent, the atmosphere was awkward, and time seemed to freeze.

Just as the two of them were thinking about what to say next, the sound of soft footsteps sounded again in the quiet room, almost inaudible.

The two were startled, and hurriedly turned their heads to look, only to see another person wearing a masked cloth and tiptoe quietly walking in.

When the man looked up, he saw two pairs of eyes staring at him so brightly that his heart almost stopped beating.

"Uh...... You ......"

"We're here to borrow something, look at your dress, it seems that we are all like-minded!"

"Oops, it's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family."

"Huh."

"Huh."

"Huh."

The three of them stood awkwardly, a little overwhelmed.

You can borrow something and get together, it's really fate!

"Bang." Suddenly, there was a sound of something falling to the ground in the hall, startling all three people in the bedroom.

Turning his head, he saw another person with a masked prayer and tiptoe.

Several people stared, and the air was eerily quiet.

……

In just half an hour, more than 30 people were miraculously squeezed into the bedroom of the courtyard of No. 3309!

That little bedroom, crammed to the brim, was full of people!

And there is not much difference in the dress of everyone, all of them are covered with face scarves, and they can't see their faces clearly......

"Get out! I came first, and the gold is mine! ”

"Fart! Gold has a spirit, only the virtuous dwell, you don't deserve it! ”

"In terms of technology, you are not as good as me, in terms of character, you are not as good as me, what are you fighting with me?"

"Don't argue, the gold hasn't been found yet, what's the noise!"

"Find the gold first, and after you find it, each according to his ability!"

"Then let's go our separate ways!"

More than 30 people rummaged through cabinets in a small bedroom, a scene in full swing.

"Wo Cao, who stabbed me in the ass!"

"Take away your dirty hands, you're clubbing!"

"Ahh My eggs! ”

"Lao Tzu fought with you!"

From time to time, there were swearing voices in the house, and even big fights.

"Be quiet! You're afraid no one will know we're here, right? ”

With an angry shout, the sound in the room slowly became quieter, and everyone tried to restrain themselves.

"Eh, big brother." A rude voice with a hint of tenderness sounded.

"What?" A savage voice came from behind the owner of the voice.

"You just touched my ass?"

"yes, what's the problem?"

"No problem, I just wanted to ask, can I touch it again?"

"Okay!"

"Big brother, you are so nice!"

"You're welcome, I've always been willing to help. By the way, are you free for a while? ”

"Free, what's wrong?"

"My soap is off, I can't pick it up, can you help me pick it up?"

There seems to be something strange mixed in with the conversation.

……

"It's here, Senior Sister Fu." Outside the courtyard, a flattering voice rang out, "This is where the tree cutter lives." ”

"Ye Xiaobai lives here?" A pleasant woman's voice rang out, "Why is the door open?" Does he happen to be at home? ”

The sound outside the courtyard instantly made all the thirty or so people in the room stand still, holding their breath one by one, not daring to breathe.

As the footsteps approached, the pleasant woman's voice sounded again: "Is Ye Xiaobai here?" ”

No one in the room answered, on the contrary, everyone looked flustered and nervous.

Walking into the courtyard of No. 3309, Fu Caier had doubts in her eyes: "Strange, no one is at home, why is the door open?" ”

"Maybe I was in a hurry and forgot to close the door." The miscellaneous disciple next to him pondered.

"Forget it, I'll wait for him here."

Fu Cai'er said to the miscellaneous disciple: "Thank you for leading the way, I won't trouble you next, I'll just wait here myself." ”

The miscellaneous disciple opened his mouth, but he still didn't have the courage to say anything after all.

As the miscellaneous disciple walked away, the courtyard was quiet again, and Fu Cai'er stood outside the house, waiting quietly.

Everyone in the bedroom looked at each other and didn't dare to move.

Suddenly, a long fart crashing sound sounded in the silent bedroom: "Bu woo...... Whining...... Woowoo woo ......"

The tone goes from low to high, and then from high to the bottom, with sweet treble, steady midrange, and deep bass, as if playing a clear and luxurious movement, melodious and tactful, and deeply moving.

The fart just collapsed on a person's face, and the latter instantly burst into tears and was moved to tears.

"Gross!" Touching the heart, along with the stomach is also infected, vomiting to tell their feelings.

And the vomit was not wasted, and it fell on the head of another person, and the fragrance of the overnight food fermented in the stomach, as well as the yellow and white mucus mixed with gastric juice and bile, also made the man let out a moving scream: "Ah!! ”

It was almost a scream beyond the limits of physiology, and it also raised the clear and luxurious fart music to another level, as if the whole fart music was sublimated to the soul.

"Who!" Fu Cai'er held the hilt of the sword in her hand and snorted coldly at the room.

"Bang, bang, bang......" One person immediately rushed out of the room, then a second person, a third person, and a steady stream.

Everyone scrambled to escape from the house, as if it were some kind of terrifying place.

One of them had vomit on his head, and the indescribable smell irritated everyone's nose.

Fu Caier's face was cold, the horizontal knife was immediately, and one person blocked the gate of the courtyard, when a group of masked people rushed over, she snorted lightly, the long sword waved, the sword body crossed the afterimage, and slapped on the waist of the person at the front, and the next moment, the person was like being hit by a mountain, flying directly backwards, knocking the people behind him into the air.

One hit the other, and in the end, more than 30 people turned over on their backs and fell to the ground.

"Zheng." With the long sword in its sheath, Fu Cai'er looked indifferently at the wailing crowd all over the ground, and said coldly: "Explain, why did they all appear in Ye Xiaobai's house with face towels covered?" ”