Slowly walking in front of the grass lamp monk, Ye Xiaobai did not speak, but looked at the grass lamp monk carefully.

"Tsk, with this appearance, no wonder you can be a Buddha!"

Bright eyes and bright teeth, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, dusty temperament, peaceful face, such a good appearance, it is a pity to be a monk!

The grass lamp monk felt Ye Xiaobai's gaze, raised his head slightly, and looked at him.

Their eyes intertwined and collided, as if time had stood still, and the whole world fell silent.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes......

Time passed slowly, but the two maintained their original postures, staring at each other, and neither broke the silence.

Shao Feilong scratched his head for a while, scratched his armpits for a while, and his eyes switched back and forth between Ye Xiaobai and the grass lamp monk.

Finally, a quarter of an hour passed, Shao Feilong completely lost his patience, and couldn't help but say, "Boss, when are you two going to see it?" ”

Ye Xiaobai ignored Shao Feilong, but continued to stare at the grass lamp monk.

After a while, Ye Xiaobai suddenly spoke.

"I see through you!"

This is a headless and end-to-end statement, which is confusing.

The grass lamp monk looked at Ye Xiaobai with a smile, without saying a word, looking like a monk who had attained the Tao.

Ye Xiaobai didn't mind either, and continued: "Although you are well disguised and have almost no flaws, the smell on your body betrays you!" ”

The grass lamp monk looked at Ye Xiaobai in surprise, but he still didn't say a word.

"There's only one truth, you're drinking." Ye Xiaobai took a deep breath of air, and there was a faint smell of wine wafting in the air, "Monk drink, you have broken the precepts!" ”

In the previous life, a severe alcohol allergy, even a little alcohol wafting in the air can trigger a serious physiological reaction.

This also caused Ye Xiaobai to be particularly sensitive to the taste of wine.

Although this body has no alcohol allergy, the rejection of the taste of alcohol is deeply imprinted in Ye Xiaobai's soul.

"Does it smell of alcohol?" Shao Feilong took a few deep breaths in confusion, "Why didn't I smell it?" ”

The grass lamp monk became more and more surprised, but he didn't expect Ye Xiaobai to really smell it.

He was very curious, how did Ye Xiaobai smell it, before he came here, he specially used a wonderful fragrance to get rid of the smell of wine.

Even the monks didn't smell it.

However, due to the agreement with the host, he remained silent even though he was curious.

"Actually, I don't think it's a big deal for a monk to drink." Ye Xiaobai's voice changed, "As the saying goes, 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart'." A heart to the Buddha should not be bound by rules and forms. ”

This is so philosophical!

It seems that I am a lamp grass, no, I have met an opponent in the grass lamp!

The grass lantern monk looked at Ye Xiaobai, his eyes were a little unkind, could it be that this kid is here to smash the field?

"What's the saying?" Ye Xiaobai said leisurely: "Although I am a monk and I drink wine and eat meat, prostitutes and gamble, I know that I am a good monk." ”

"Poof!" Shao Feilong laughed directly, "Boss, you keep it, Lao Shao, I laugh low." ”

The straw lamp monk almost broke the big defense, damn, is this kid here to sarcastically mock himself?

It's so angry!

I really want to do it, what should I do?

Ye Xiaobai can also see that the so-called Buddha in front of him is not a serious monk at all.

Who is a serious monk drinking?

"Boy, you're here to find fault?" The grass lamp monk finally couldn't hold it back, his eyes were not good, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was full of the smell of rivers and lakes, and the image of the Taoist monk collapsed completely.

Shao Feilong was dumbfounded, this grass lamp master, the contrast between the front and back is too great.

Ye Xiaobai shook his head and said, "Don't hide it, I came this time to persuade you to return to vulgarity." ”

If the Grass Lantern Monk was a serious monk who was dedicated to the Buddha, of course Ye Xiaobai would not be able to say this in front of him, but the problem was that the Grass Lantern Monk was not a serious monk at all.

"Persuade me to be vulgar?" The grass lamp monk glanced at Ye Xiaobai a few times, and noticed the logo on Ye Xiaobai's clothes, "You were invited by that old man, right?" ”

Geezer?

The publisher of the task?

Ye Xiaobai was thoughtful.

"Okay, don't persuade you, go back and tell the old man that he will die of this heart." The grass lamp monk didn't pretend to be in front of Ye Xiaobai anymore, and sat down on the ground loudly, "It's impossible to be vulgar." Everyone in this is talented, and they speak well, I haven't played enough grass lanterns, how can I still be vulgar? ”

Play?

Co-author: You are a monk just to play?

is worthy of being a Buddha, in your realm, ordinary people really can't keep up.

"Really? So tell me, what's there to do here? Ye Xiaobai said curiously.

"What, you want to play too?" The grass lamp monk's eyes lit up, and Balabala kept talking, "I'll tell you, you don't know how fun it is here!" The old man is having fun with those Buddhist elders, and those little novices and pilgrims are also having fun! Especially the old man, every time he comes to talk to me, but every time he can't talk about me, haha, what I like the most is that he looks at me and doesn't dare to touch me! Those Buddhist elders are also very funny, but it's a pity that since an old guy's Buddha heart collapsed and went crazy, those old guys have stayed away from me...... I'll have to find some pilgrims to pass the time. ”

Although pilgrims are also fun, how can it be interesting to scare the old man and the Buddhist elders?

Ye Xiaobai and Shao Feilong were both dumbfounded.

It turns out that the grass lamp monk said that it is fun, it is to play people!

Listening to what he meant, he seems to have scourged the entire Chase Temple, and no one was spared!

The dignified Buddha, but in the end he was hated by everyone, you really have the ability to step on a horse!

"I'm now starting to suspect that this mission may have been secretly issued by someone from the Buddhist Sect."

Ye Xiaobai finally understood why someone would release such a strange task.

This grass lamp monk is a scourge at all!

However, for the reward of 800 taels of gold, Ye Xiaobai still had to find a way to complete the task.

He thought about the information about the grass lamp monk he inquired about, sorted out his thoughts, and then said: "Brother, to tell you the truth, the world is big, and there are more interesting places than Buddhism. Why do you have to rely on Buddhism? ”

"Is there a more interesting place in the world than Buddhism?" The grass lamp monk was skeptical, "You say one to listen." ”

Ye Xiaobai was stunned, his understanding of this world was only on the surface, if he really wanted him to say one, two, three, it would be difficult for him.

The brain has been hollowed out.

"That's not right! It's the thing, not the place, that's the fun! Ye Xiaobai had a flash of inspiration, "I don't know the fun places, but there are more fun things!" If nothing else, which of these tasks at hand is not fun? ”

Although these tasks are dangerous, I have to admit that they are indeed very interesting.

"Fun places aside, I have some tasks in hand, you can take a look, if you don't think it's fun, I promise to turn around and leave." Ye Xiaobai pretended to take out a bundle of task scrolls from his cuffs, then turned over the task scrolls and showed them to the grass lamp monk one by one, "These tasks, aren't they more interesting than you staying in the Buddha Gate?" ”

"Task: Successfully persuade the 'Purple Cloth County Lord' to abandon literature and martial arts, reward: 1,000 taels of gold."

"Task: Let Ye Qiu, the second young master of the Ye family in Dayan City, admit in public that he is a fool, and the reward: 3,000 taels of gold."

"Mission: Help 'Grandmaster Li Tianhua' get the forgiveness of his wife 'Grandmaster Shuirou', reward: 5,000 taels of gold."

"Mission: Confess once to the leader of the forbidden army 'Iron Fairy' in public, reward: 10,000 taels of gold."

……

The straw lamp monk looked at the pile of tasks, and his eyes lit up.

But he said, "It's a little interesting, but I still think Buddhism is more interesting." Go away, don't disturb my practice. ”