Chapter 1116: Einstein's Theory of Relativity (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

At this time, the soldiers of the peacekeeping force shouted excitedly and rushed left and right in the city of Haligard.

After seeing the sky-high fire in Xiaolou, the few southern officers and soldiers who were still struggling to resist were immediately depressed and lost the last bit of morale to resist.

They no longer had the intention of fighting, and threw down their weapons one after another, either turned around and fled, or directly raised their hands and surrendered to the Lao He troops on the opposite side with a dead face.

After months of fighting, the scope of the battle spread throughout the south, and the morale of these proud elite soldiers who were once famous all over the world has long been drained.

In the face of more than ten times the number of peacekeeping troops and all kinds of advanced weapons, the Southern Army has been able to hold on to the present and has exceeded their limit.

Those who fought hard Chapter 1116 Einstein's Theory of Relativity (asking for a monthly ticket) were only because they still had the last glimmer of hope in their hearts, believing that General Haddou, who was known for his wisdom and cunning, would use his superb skills to lead them out of the predicament as before. Or even to win.

In the minds of the soldiers of the Southern Army, General Haddou was good at performing miracles.

Therefore, he gritted his teeth, survived hard, and gritted his teeth in the difficult siege battle.

And now, the skyrocketing fire shows that the general is dead, and the last glimmer of hope in the hearts of the soldiers is also shattered~!

Hadu is finished, the Southern Army is also finished, and in despair, many people's faces are calm.

It's all at this time, and there's nothing left to struggle with, they've completely failed.

As for whether he is dead or alive, his life can only be left to God's fate.

Dead, pull down. Originally, many people didn't think they would survive the siege.

If you can live, you can be regarded as picking up another life in vain, which can be regarded as God's blessing.

But the puppies of the old army didn't pay attention to it at all.

When they saw the enemy in front of them throw down their weapons, they threw up their hands and surrendered to themselves, and immediately rushed straight forward, ignoring them.

Seeing that the soldiers of the Southern Army who voted for Chapter 1116 of Einstein's Theory of Relativity (asking for a monthly ticket) in front of them were in the way, they were sensible and ordered those soldiers to throw down their weapons, flash to the side, and wait to be dealt with.

Those who are irrational and anxious will directly punch and kick, or even directly swing their knives and slash, to drive the southern army away and fight their way out.

Immediately, the soldiers of the Southern Army who had surrendered threw down their weapons one by one, raised their hands high, curled up on the side of the road, and watched in amazement as the officers and men of the Lao He troops roared like a river, rushing past their sides, rushing in the direction of the center of the city, without even looking at them.

From time to time, I heard the roar of an officer.

"Quick, fuck me faster. ”

"Ignore these bitches. ”

"Slow down, the bounty will fly away. ”

This situation really made the frustrated soldiers of the Southern Army feel both happy and strange, and in addition to that, they also felt a little hurt in their self-esteem.

The peacekeepers did not intend to slaughter them all, but they did not take them into account either, as if they were air, not the enemy with whom they had been fighting for most of the year.

It's a pity that no matter how fast the old man and the troops run, they can't go faster than the speed of light and turn back time.

So, one by one, they arrived at the Maple Grove Park, panting like dogs. The sky-high fire that ignited in the small building was so blazing that it was impossible for people to get close at all, and it was impossible to extinguish the fire.

A group of officers and soldiers of the old army could only watch as this exquisite building, which was originally one of the best in the city of Haligard and one of the best in the entire south, turned into a cloud of ashes before their eyes.

Looking at the scene in front of them, some people regret, some people regret, some people wail, and some people feel the old nest of Fenglin Garden, Amor, and Haddou, which is the center of the Southern regime, and the officials and generals of the entire Southern Army gather here.

Countless military and political orders were all transmitted from here, conveying the will of General Haddou, the powerful military giant, to every corner of the south, to harness this huge southern machine and embark on the road of striving for world domination.

Its destruction also marked the complete destruction of the southern warlord group led by Haddou.

The once so powerful and invincible General Haddou, the sword of Damocles that had hung high over the heads of the Ruman Empire for decades and made them terrify and fear every time they mentioned it, failed like this?

Some people feel in their hearts that war is never a person's will, and no matter how much Hadou rebels against the sky, he will eventually be defeated by the disparity in strength.

But more people beat their chests and stood, crying bitterly: Grandma's, that damn dog thing, it's really not a thing~!

The moral character is extremely bad, it is simply a super scum who eats in the pot and pulls the pot after eating.

Maple Grove Garden, this is Haddou's mansion, the heart of the Southern Army.

The whole south is rich in flowing oil, this dog thing has been scraping the ground here for decades, and there must be countless treasures in the house, and legend has it that even the toilet here is pure gold.

Just think, how many good things must be here~!

The gentlemen of our peacekeeping forces are all waiting for today, otherwise why would we come thousands of miles to maintain this peace.

Originally, everyone thought that they would break Haligard so that they could come here to grab things and salvage all kinds of precious artifacts so that they could be returned to the people who belonged to them. Of course, you can get paid a little bit in the process.

But this bastard actually burned all the fires~!

The antiques, treasures, works of art, gold, and pearls are all buried in the fire.

This makes people embarrassed, how embarrassing is love~!

Not to mention, this is still the last battle.

After this battle, everyone should pack up and go back to their hometown, and there will be no chance to grab things in the future...... Uh, salvage the artifacts.

Countless officers and soldiers were indignant, and they scolded Haddou's family one after another, scolding the Hadou family for not being authentic.

You said that you are all dead, and you shouldn't leave all these good things for us to recycle, and they can't bring Haddou back to life if they burn them out.

Everyone hurried all the way over, tired like dogs, but they couldn't get anything--the dogs bit the urine bubbles, and they rejoiced.

With so much effort in vain, who is not angry?

For a while, the shouts and scolding of the south and the north resounded in the sky.

The raging fire in Maple Grove Park burned until the evening, when it was extinguished. Haddou's mansion had been completely burned to the ground.

As soon as the fire was extinguished, the puppies rushed in, despite the heat. In the embers that have not yet been extinguished, rummaging desperately.

These puppies are not fools, although something painted or something caught fire, there is absolutely no salvation, and if it is lost, it cannot be recovered.

But things like gold and silver can't be burned. At this time, it is a little bit to be able to pick up a little.

Not to mention, everyone searched the whole city, but they didn't find Haddou.

Rumor has it that the dog thing is in this small building.

Anyway, the Grand Duke said that Hadow's head was worth 100,000 gold coins, and he didn't specifically specify whether the head was original or burnt. As long as it's Haddou's head.

In order to find the corpse, to find something, the puppies were like crazy, and they were going all over the place, not even letting go of the slightest gap. In order to compete for a place the size of a certain floor tile, they even have to draw knives against each other.

In the early hours of the next morning.

The sun slowly rises over the horizon.

Under the sunlight, the thin layer of frost covering the dead grass on the ground gradually began to melt, and the fog quickly dissipated.

Grand Duke Julius stepped out of his tent, moved his body, looked at the city not far away, and then sighed in amazement.

In this cold weather, the exhaled air immediately dissolves into a white mist, which is very conspicuous.

I saw that the majestic city was now covered with the military flags of the Lao He troops - the city was completely occupied by the soldiers of the Lao He troops.

The Grand Duke stared at Haligard, shook his head suddenly, and muttered, "Haddou failed like this......"

General Hadoo, this nightmare that has hung over the Empire for a long time, hangs over everyone's hearts. The ruman disgrace was gone.

Like all great men, he has been aiming to defeat Haddou for many years, and he has been actively preparing for it.

But at this time, when he found that he had gone through hardships and finally achieved his goal, instead of the ecstasy of victory, there was a faint sense of loss in his heart.

Now, although I have achieved my goal, I should be happy in my heart, but I find that because of this, I have lost the motivation to continue working hard.

"Grandma, what should Lao Tzu do next? Do you want to retire? Or go to Samarkand?" Just as the Grand Duke was in the midst of his mid-life crisis, thinking about his life plan, and muttering to himself, at this moment, there was a sound of footsteps next to him.

Immediately afterwards, the stereotypical voice of the attendant next to him sounded, "Dashuai." The ceremony of entering the city is ready. ”

The Grand Duke still couldn't keep his spirits up, but just hummed lightly, and fell into thinking about life again.

When the attendant saw it, he was a little worried, this has already been won, why does this master seem to be even more confused.

Like this kind of fugue appearance, he has also seen a lot of Lord Luo, especially when he is in a meeting, Lord Lorraine is distracted from time to time when his eyes roll.

But this is the first time it has appeared in the Grand Duke.

The attendant looked at the sun, and it didn't seem to be too early.

For this ceremony, the Grand Duke has already set up a score, and if it is delayed any longer, it will be too inappropriate, and hundreds of thousands of people are waiting there.

Thinking of this, he didn't say much, brought the war horse, and let the Grand Duke ride up.

Then, surrounded by a large number of guards, they galloped towards the city in the distance. At the same time, he secretly prayed to the god of light in his heart, hoping that the Grand Duke would come to his senses when he entered the city.

But then, he realized that the god of light didn't seem to be at work today, and he didn't pay attention to his prayers at all.

Until not far from the city gate, the Grand Duke still looked thoughtful, absentmindedly greeting the people around him.

The attendants couldn't help but be secretly anxious: now all the local dignitaries and dignitaries who greeted the Grand Duke at the gate of the city, many of them were southern nobles who had just surrendered.

At this time, it was a time of panic, in order to quickly stabilize the situation, let the peacekeepers withdraw from the war smoothly and completely.

It will be the time when the Grand Duke needs to shake the tiger's body, disperse the king's domineering spirit, and deter those petty people, and frighten them.

But the Grand Duke is so out of the state, if he says the wrong thing and does the wrong thing, the consequences will be very severe.

It may even lead to a resurgence of rebellion in the South.

At that time, Lao He's troops will no longer organize hundreds of thousands of troops to help fight the war...

At this time, a loud and noisy military music was suddenly heard.

Maybe the band wasn't professional, or maybe the instruments were improvised, and they weren't checked at all...... Therefore, the music that should have been exciting and cheerful sounded like fifty female cats in heat screaming together under their performance.

It was like countless sharp nails scratching on the glass plate. It's extremely harsh and unpleasant.

Even after listening to it, the scalp is fried, and the whole body is numb. The faces of the people around him darkened, and they all glared angrily at the people who were preparing for the welcoming ceremony.

Stimulated by those ugly sounds, the Grand Duke couldn't help but shudder and reacted violently.

At this time, he noticed that he had arrived at the gate of the city.

On the opposite side, a large group of generals and nobles were divided into two columns, and they were waiting to greet them, with a cautious expression on their faces.

The Grand Duke immediately laughed, threw himself off the saddle, and jumped off the warhorse. Then he laughed and stretched out his hands and walked up to the men.

Someone next to him stepped forward to introduce them one by one.

Although the noble generals who surrendered secretly signed an agreement with this side, after all, they all surrendered their weapons at this time, which was equivalent to being on the chopping block, so they were all trembling, worried that the bloody butcher would suddenly turn his face and change his mind.

The peacekeepers just turned their faces and slaughtered them all, and they have no place to be reasonable, and the United Nations Organization for the Protection of Human Rights will not accept it.

At this time, seeing the grand duke's kind attitude, everyone was relieved at the moment. Then everyone slapped the sycophants very hard. The straight shot of the big man's eyebrows flew and danced, and the dragon's face was happy.

Immediately, they gathered around the Grand Duke and walked towards the city.

When everyone walked into the city gate, the Grand Duke suddenly remembered something, and then he was not polite, and in front of everyone, he opened his pants and happily faced the city gate.

When a group of noble generals from the south saw it, they couldn't help but look at each other, and their faces turned blue.

Although the two sides reached an agreement, they had only heard of the Grand Duke all along, and knew how cruel and ruthless the bloody butcher was, how unreasonable he was, and they did not have a substantive understanding.

Even the smartest people just think that the Grand Duke is just a rough soldier. The big guy is the one who even Haddou fooled, not to mention, this guy who was once a defeated general under General Haddou.

Therefore, although everyone surrendered at this time, they still had a sense of intellectual superiority similar to that of the nobles and scholars who looked at the dead people in the countryside.

Compared to the Ruman Empire, which was founded after the Great Patriotic War, the southern part of Almohads was not affected by the war at all.

These southern aristocratic families were preserved. Their history can even be traced back to before the Patriotic War. The family tree is not 300 pages up, and they are embarrassed to go out and say hello.

With such a long history, it is natural to look down on the Ruman people.

In their hearts, although this so-called coalition has defeated us now, you mud legs have always been a bunch of mud legs that can't be put on the table.

Especially just now, the big guys were swarming to pat the grand duke's ass, and when they saw his happy eyebrows dancing, they looked down on him in their hearts.

At this time, they suddenly found that the Grand Duke was so rude.

Although the words are good, but when I turned my head, it was... actually sprinkled this bubble of urine in public, and he was so happy to return his grandmother's urine. Grinning, shaking, sprinkling, and drawing circles is like an idiot.

It's disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, I can't gouge out my eyes.

It's over, it's over~!

This time when I go back, I have to get needle eyes, glaucoma, white miasma, etc., etc., and all kinds of ophthalmic diseases~!

The dog didn't even look at the crowd, it was as if it was poured on their faces.

Grandma's, shameless people have seen a lot. But it's the first time I've seen such a shameless one~!

Moreover, they also believe that don't look at the happiness of the Grand Duke and everyone, the shouting of their brothers and brothers, and the intimacy is like a dead friend.

But one day in the future, when this damn rough embryo stands at the door of his house and pees, he will be even happier~!

Therefore, everyone looked at each other, and all fell silent. I secretly made up my mind in my heart, no matter what, I couldn't give him that kind of opportunity, endure, endure it.

Even if you want to rebel no matter how bitter you are, you have to endure it first, and wait until he dies.

Otherwise, when the time comes, as soon as he gets the news, he will definitely run over happily and pee on his door.

This kind of humiliation, not to mention the living, even the dead ancestors have to be ashamed to get up and die again.

Everyone had their own thoughts for a while, but they could only wait for the dog thing.

These southern aristocrats fully understood Einstein's theory of relativity at the first time - it stands to reason that it doesn't take much time to pee, but the dog's soak of urine is so long that it seems that it never stops.

And the Grand Duke's guards were also embarrassed. Although they are no longer surprised, it is a bit embarrassing after all.

I don't know how long it took, the Grand Duke called it a day, tied his pants, and then stretched out his hand, patted the nearest southern noble general next to him very affectionately, and said, "General Raschauer, go, let's go into the city." Take my brother and I'll take a good look. ”

General Rassole couldn't help but grin: Grandma, this bastard thing. What kind of intimacy is pretending. Obviously, I just want to wipe the urine on my clothes that gets on my hands.

If he hadn't known that as soon as he pulled out the knife, there was a 200% chance that this bastard dog thing would run to his door to pee, and he would almost have to fight with this dog thing.

But at this time, he could only swallow this breath by himself, and then turned to one side and said, "Grand Duke, please ......."

Archduke Julian did not shirk at the moment, laughed twice very boldly, and then took the lead and walked into the city. !!!