Chapter Thirty-Three: The New Heavenly King of the Dark Cuisine Realm
Ted, Harley, and Hermione all looked suspiciously at Ron, who wasn't good at lying.
Ted: What's wrong with your face?
Ron: Wax applied in the cold (the cake is hard and the teeth are stiff)!
Ted: Why are you red again?
Ron: Radiant (I lied)!
Neville's cutie really believed it, and picked up a piece of rock skin cake that was heavy and heavy, and it was a mouthful, "Click~"
"Woo woo woo ~ you two old six ~ " Neville covered his mouth with tears in his eyes.
They've learned a lot of "proper nouns" from Ted.
Ted picked up a piece of rock crust and tried the texture - this is what people eat? This is a teether for a three-headed dog, right?
Rock crust cakes are small biscuits that resemble raisins in them.
It should have cracks on the surface to resemble rock, but never as hard as a rock.
But Hagrid seems to have misunderstood, and he really baked the crust cake as hard as a rock.
If Hagrid is allowed to eat, it should taste just right with his chewing muscles. But for ordinary humans, it is too far ahead.
Ted stuffed the cake into Toothtooth's mouth and waited for Tooth to eat it!
Listening to the rattling of teeth and teeth, it feels like chewing bones.
The teeth are rattling and relishing, and the teeth are really good.
Ron was fascinated and envious: if I had such a mouthful of teeth, I would eat the world and eat the earth, and Voldemort would be a fart!
Naturally, everyone's pre-dinner snacks were not eaten, and their stomachs were rumbling and waiting for the main meal.
Even Ansu couldn't wait, and the other day it would have gone to the kitchen to make fries. I haven't eaten yet!
One vigorously shouted on the hanger: "Eat ~ Eat ~ Eat ~ Quack Quack ~"
Ted beckoned, let it land on the table, and fed a piece of beef jerky to soothe it.
Seeing Ron and Jerry looking at him with shiny eyes, he had to hand out two pieces, and then shook his head: "How much?" Not much! ”
It's a pity that no one understands this stalk. Lonely~
Hagrid heard Ansu's call, looked closely, and asked, "Is it a human raven?" It's good! ”
"Don't worry, you'll be fine right away." As he spoke, he tossed some side dishes into the cauldron.
Hagrid's dish is called a smorgasbord of beef, and it's a veritable "hodgepodge", with all sorts of messes thrown into it.
Ted saw him throw a pair of large, skinned paws of unknown creatures into the pot!
Everyone looked at each other as Hagrid stirred the hodgepodge with a giant spoon, and felt that he had overlapped with the image of the old witch who boiled potions in Muggle fairy tales.
Can the hell eat this?
It's okay to resist with the poison of the half-blood giant, don't eat us and go to the school hospital?!
Seeing Hagrid's intoxicated expression, Ted had to admit that he was already a prominent representative of the dark culinary world.
Ted: Please, Hagrid, I can give you a recipe to stop spoiling the grain!
In the end, it was Ted who took it upon himself to make a meal of roasted pumpkin and baked potatoes as the staple, and a stew of dried meat and vegetables as the main dish.
In the end, Hagrid single-handedly killed half of the soup, praising Ted's soup for being delicious. Also ask for the secret recipe!
Ted: It's MSG, I put MSG~
……
During a casual conversation after dinner, Ted discovers a magazine at Hagrid's bedside - Fantastic Beasts and Magic.
"Can I take a look?" Ted asked, pointing to the magazine.
"Oh, of course!" Hagrid Road.
"A niche magazine about fantastic beasts. In the past ten years, many newly discovered otherworldly magical creatures have been published, and they have been at the forefront of the field of magical creatures. My favorite, I book every issue. ”
Ted nodded, looking at it with relish. The main thing is to find out if there are any creatures that you are familiar with.
Seeing that Ted was looking serious, Hagrid was very happy and said, "Ted, I can lend it to you if you like it, but you have to return it to me, and I still have to collect it!" ”
As he spoke, his carrot-thick fingers pointed to the simple bookshelves on the wall, and sure enough, there were many books and periodicals about Fantastic Beasts.
Ted hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, I like it very much, but I don't need to borrow it, I've finished reading it!" ”
Although I haven't read it all yet, I've written it all down and read it slowly in my free time.
To Ted's surprise, he found Professor Quirrell's article in that magazine, and he was very insightful about Fantastic Beast blood hybridization.
Of course, there was a lot of criticism in magazines. They all say he's a madman!
After all, it is immoral and even illegal to breed new magical creatures without permission.
But who cares about this kind of thing?
Laws are riddled with loopholes. For example, Ron's father was the head of the Department for the Prohibition of the Misuse of Muggle Objects at the Ministry of Magic, and as a result, the laws he made specifically left a backdoor for himself, not to mention other more powerful pure-blood families.
The law mainly regulates those wizards who have no power and no power, and for powerful wizards, it all depends on their self-consciousness.
Hagrid, for example, didn't pay any attention to the laws of the Ministry of Magic.
In his opinion, I can raise whatever I want~
……
On Sunday morning, Ted finds Neville and Jerry trying to persuade a frustrated Ron.
"What's wrong," he asked.
Jerry explains, "It's because Dean ......"
Dean Thomas, one of Neville, Ron, and Jerry's roommates, is black.
It turned out that Dean, a black child, was a football fan, and it was normal for the British.
As a result, while explaining the rules of football to his roommates in the dormitory, he had a big fight with Ron.
Because Ron thinks a bunch of flyless people grab a ball on the ground, what's the point? Can't you prepare a few more balls? You can't use your hands, don't you know how to use sticks? Hit each other with a stick!
Ron: That's it? That's it?! (Mocking Face)
As a result, it was unsurprising that there was a quarrel.
"That's right." Ted nodded, not commenting.
Ron became more energetic and asked Ted, "Ted, do you think Muggle football is really interesting?" ”
Ted put down his chopsticks, thought for a moment, and replied, "Ron, you have to know that there are many, many Muggle entertainment and sports. There are more than a dozen types of balls alone. Don't quarrel because of differences in hobbies, and it's not appropriate to belittle someone else's hobbies. ”
"It's none of Muggles or wizards. You like wizard chess, he likes Gao Bushi, and that doesn't stop you from being friends. How much more do you live in one house for seven years. ”
That night, Ron awkwardly apologized to Dean and gave him a Dumbledore's chocolate frog card.
The little black boy Dean was so happy to see Dumbledore who could move!
When Ted found out, he couldn't help but sigh: Ron, it's you!
The five of them ate a total of six of them on the train.
You'll be able to fool Dean, who grew up in the Muggle world.
It is worth mentioning that the last week of October is the Potions class.
Nervous under Snape's gaze, Neville, who seemed clumsy, once again became Snape's punching bag, a poisonous tongue.
Speaking of which, Snape is definitely the kind of elitist, and there is no stupid existence in it. There's a misanthropy that gets angry when you see a stupid person.
Although he didn't really like the know-it-all Hermione and Ted, who was always light-hearted and light-hearted, I could see through all of them, Hermione and Ted were at least smart people. For Neville, he especially couldn't look down on it.
However, Neville didn't cry after the old snake's poisonous tongue!
Although his tears were already rolling in his eyes, they did not fall.
He really listened to Ted's words and was trying to be brave and strong!
Snape didn't expect Neville to become stronger, but he was a little suspicious that his poisonous tongue level had decreased, and he wanted to continue to have poisonous tongue.
Harley and Ted couldn't see it, and they all came out in solidarity with Neville.
Snape glanced at Hallie and said lightly: "Against the professor, Ravenclaw will deduct five points!" ”
Ted glanced at Snape flatly, and said to himself: Only five points? Didn't you eat? Be vigorous!
Hallie: What about me? Come on! Deduct my points!