Although I already knew that Lockhart was a horse manure egg - the surface was light, I didn't expect him to pull his crotch like this, right?

Ordinary adult wizards can't rubbish to this extent!

You've got to know a few spells, right?

The Cornwall elves have a danger level of X on the Ministry of Magic's Magical Creature Illustrated Book, and they are the most basic magical creatures. It's a little stronger than potato essence and other things that are almost no threat.

Even some of the older students can handle it with ease.

And our Defence Against the Dark Arts professor actually ran away on his own, leaving a room full of students and running away on his own?!

In fact, Lockhart pulled his crotch like this, and Ted was mentally prepared.

Because he had already identified the other party's attributes from the beginning.

Lockhart has a talent, the blue-quality Oblivion Charm (Blue).

Then, all of his other magic is followed by one (-level 3)!

Only the Oblivion Charm is level 8!

This talent has side effects!

Ted speculated that he might have promoted the Oblivion Charm by some means or means, at the expense of other magical abilities.

Otherwise, with his level 4 of the Charm, he shouldn't be able to raise the Oblivion Charm to such a high level.

This also explains why Lockhart is so crotch-pulling now, instead of being comprehensive but mediocre, it is better to specialize in core abilities, and he can be regarded as living and understanding~

Lockhart ran like this, and the classroom became even more chaotic.

Where have these second-graders seen this kind of world!

Although he has a magic wand in his hand, he was caught off guard by the sudden state and was numb to his claws, where do you remember any magic? Just like the adult wizards in Diagon Alley.

For a while, it was crying dad and shouting mother, fart and urine, screaming accompanied by wailing......

"Purgatory on earth" belongs to yes~

"Ding~ Trigger Task:

【Classroom Order (Green)】

Professor Lockhart admires you so much, you can't just look at him like that, can you? Ready to do it, ready to do it~

Goal: Deal with the troublesome little monsters in the classroom.

Rewards: 250 experience, random cards.

Professor, you don't want to be embarrassed in front of your students~"

Ted let out a sigh of relief, you're here. I've been waiting for you for a long time!

He flicked his wand lightly, and said softly in his mouth: "Frozen~".

After a simple word, a little cold came first, and the shameless elf who pulled his skirt was instantly frozen into a popsicle.

Ted stood on the table and yelled, "Don't panic, everyone! Teaching is giving us the opportunity to practice magic, and we have to seize this rare opportunity. Calm down and pick up your wand. Don't forget that we are wizards~~~"

At this time, he didn't forget to give Professor Lockhart a cover, but you can imagine how touched Professor Lockhart was when he knew, right?

Lockhart: He's really, I'm crying to death!

Ted's voice had a convincing power that was good at soothing.

After all, there is no big danger in these elves, the main thing is that the little wizards themselves are afraid.

Now that someone has stood up to preside over the overall situation, his heart is suddenly much more stable.

People are like that, they follow the crowd, and many times they need a leader to stand up.

While Ted shouted, his friends also took action.

The current level of the friends is far beyond that of ordinary students, and at least they can defend against these fast gadgets that jump up and down and fly.

Hermione and Hallie, for example, also each knocked down a pokemon.

Jerry cast two spells, both of which missed. This thing flies fast.

So he directly picked up his second-hand textbook, which was a slam shot, and there was one paste on the wall of "pop~".

Neville feels the same way - wands have limits, I'm no longer a wizard!

He slammed his fist directly, and an uppercut was stunned to hit one.

Only Ron, something went wrong.

He subconsciously tried to use the Leg Lock Charm against a poop that pounced on him, but his wand had a mind of its own.

With a bang~, Ron flipped directly in the air and fell into Seamus's arms.

Ron was blown up stupid by himself: What's the situation? Seamus, what are you holding me for?

Seamus was pleasantly surprised by Ron's embrace: like-minded! Ron~ Please allow me to call you...... Fellow Daoists!

The friends shot together, and other little wizards who calmed down tried to cast spells, and after about three or four minutes, everyone finally subdued most of the elves.

A few clever little things broke the window and ran away. Then it doesn't matter.

Ted grabbed the elves' legs and swung them in the air a dozen times, spinning them dizzily, and then threw them into an iron cage and piled them up in a heap for revenge.

The one at the bottom is the one who lifted the skirt at the beginning......

Finally calming down, the little wizards gasped and looked at each other in embarrassment: what to do next? The professors are all gone!

Ted looked at it, this is not good.

"Ahem, in this way, let's try to study on our own. Let's turn the textbook to the first chapter and see what it is? Walking with trolls, well, who can tell you what you know about trolls? It's you, Hermione, tell me ......"

In a class, everyone made a forum tea party, some talked about their own understanding of trolls, some told the rumored stories about trolls, some talked about some secret knowledge that their parents said, and some were simple conjectures......

Everyone talked about it enthusiastically, and combined with the textbook and Ted's correction, the class turned out to be quite interesting.

At the end of class, there are still many people who are still unsatisfied.

Someone else asked, "Can we do the same in the next class?" Elves don't have to, right? ”

"That's it! I don't think the professor needs to, after all, the professor can't deal with it himself. ”

Although the crowd did not speak, their expressions were different.

This lesson Lockhart can be described as a disgrace and a loss of face.

Later, I learned that he originally had a Slytherin and Hufflepuff class, but because his handsome face was damaged, he went directly to self-study~

Now Lockhart is famous, and the next day even the senior knows how he was chased by the Cornwall elves.

Ted finished his mission and went back to draw the card.

All three cards are "toys" of green quality.

【Burst Pulp Gaobu Stone (Green)】, those who lose will be treated with a green sticky stinky juice. You can't do this kind of astringent thing!

[Portable 10-pillar Rolling Wood Ball Game (Green)], only the size of a palm, you can instantly start a 10-column Rolling Ball Game when you drop it. Dumbledore should have liked it. Toys for the elderly, pass!

Ted chose the last one, the only card with an offensive touch.

【Roving Wolf's Tooth Frisbee (Green)】

Prop cards

Summon a self-homing, roving Wolf Tooth Frisbee to attack enemies or garrison patrols.

Duration: 30 minutes.

Cooldown time 6 hours.

This plate is about the size of a human head, surrounded by a circle of wolf teeth and sharp thorns, which looks like blood droplets at the sticky rod~

……

The Defence Against the Dark Arts accident became the first fun of the school year, adding a lot of color to the boring school life.

Everyone was making fun of Choxed Lockhart's jokes.

However, there is a reason why Lockhart can become a celebrity in Great Britain. The thick bottom of that cheek is definitely not comparable to ordinary people.

Thin-skinned, I'm afraid I won't have the face to stay in school if this happens. He had to resign, setting a record for the shortest tenure of a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.

But Lockhart is not only fine, but even still smells so stinky.

Instead, the little wizards couldn't be rectified: was it that we were mistaken that day, that Professor Lockhart wasn't so bad?

But since that time, Lockhart hasn't taken any practical classes.

The content of the class began to return to the "right track" - acting in dramas.

In each class, several young wizards are invited to perform on the stage to recreate certain scenes from their books.

Don't say it, for the little wizards who need to perform, the knowledge points in the book are really impressive.

Of course, Lockhart cares about the plot they play.

Now the students are completely dead. You say you're a wizard and don't read magic books anymore and read scripts?

You like directing so much, you should go and make a movie!

Neville was even more uncomfortable, as he and Ted were the ones who had to go on stage every time the Defence Against the Dark Arts class was held.

For a child with a phobia of being watched, and who just wants to be a low-key ordinary wizard, this is really torture.

Neville also asked Ted: "Ted, why are you able to, be so active in the show?!" ”

Ted even made a lot of props with Transfiguration, and the acting was amazing!

Ted smiled and said nothing: I will try my best to perform with your performance~Like the characters in the chapters in the book, you can choose~

Two Defence Against the Dark Arts classes a week, Ted added 50 points!

Let's put it this way, two Snape added points to Slytherin, but none of them could catch up with one Lockhart.

Ted laughed, "Neville, don't think of anything else, just think of yourself as a character in the book, and then use Lockhart and the rest of the audience as stakes......"

This stake technique is a good medicine to overcome stage phobia.

After that, Neville's acting skills really rose~

……

On this day, it was time for Gryffindor and Slytherin to take flying lessons together, and the next class was for Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.

As usual, the two colleges will inevitably bump into each other when they take extracurricular classes together.

The two sides booed and scolded each other, and implicitly raised their middle fingers to each other~

Until the end of class, both sides did not rush to leave, setting up formations there and shouting at each other.

That posture is like the underage version of Hongxing and Dongxing.

Ted had to go back to his bedroom to change into a Muggle tracksuit suitable for exercise, so Hermione rushed to the flying class clearing first.

Somehow, Hermione was noticed by the Slytherins.

Hermione, as a top student, second in her grade, is still very jealous. Especially the pure-bloods in Slytherin, who were jealous of her ordinary background but crushed the pure-blood little wizards in her grades.

Ted was so over-the-top that Slytherin didn't exist at all, and it wasn't an order of magnitude by default.

So all the pressure came to Hermione.

Hermione's appearance made the already fierce atmosphere even more intense.

The young wizard of Slytherin pointed at him and cursed Hermione in a whisper.

And Malfoy has always regarded himself as the speaker of this Slytherin, and it is also the atmosphere that sets it off, and he opens his mouth to say: "Mudblood!" ”

His words immediately annoyed Gryffindor.

The Gryffindor lion cubs weren't trying to stand up for Hermione, they just didn't like Slytherin.

The two sides suddenly advanced from scolding each other to squeezing and pushing!

Hallie even shouted, "Bastard! Hit him! Beat! He! ”

Like a clarion call to war, the two sides suddenly fought. Rolling all over the ground......

(End of chapter)