001 Conjuring Crossing

There was a vigorous crossing, although I didn't expect anything to cross, but no

As for the bloody crossing......

I don't remember a certain day.

I'm not a pillar of the country, I'm not a top student, and I'm a home

Rot, there is a saying that is not good, it is good to be rotten and rotten!!

But I'm just lazy! So I want to inform the broad masses of the people to be a human being

Don't be lazy!!

I didn't bother to climb out of bed to turn on the TV, so I just stood on the edge of the bed, trying to reach for it

Outcome......

"Ah!! painful pain!! "I'm still sticking it!!

Wait! I'm not turning on the TV...... Then roll out of bed...... Hit the head...... which

The voice of the inside?

"Ahh......h Where is this ......?"

How did I get tied up with all the flowers?!

Although I, Qin Luo, have not seen much of the world...... But...... This bloody thing

Love really fell on me so gorgeously!!

"Uncle, I crossed the !!!" I just wanted to shout out my mouth, but suddenly found my mouth

It was actually blocked alive by a piece of linen!

"Mmmmmmmm

How do you cross over...... Don't beat me...

...

"Ah...... It's painful for me! Little junior brother, you are so heavy!"

Little brother, do you want to call me?

I looked at the man below me with tears on my face, don't scare me... Sister is now braining

N bad thoughts flashed in my head!

Don't scare me, though I'm not a good citizen, and I'm not a heinous and evildoer

I don't want to cross, I don't want to cross into a man!

Don't cross into a child!!

"Master, Master, didn't you say that after doing it, the little junior brother will not be stupid?!"

I'm dreaming! I'm dreaming! I must be hallucinating in my brain!

I was suddenly picked up and placed on the altar!

Dropping the sackcloth from my mouth, rubbing my mouth, the thief smiled, "My good apprentice, also."

Do you remember Master?"

I'm rubbing! This thing is a demon! How can a Taoist priest be so handsome! Saliva ...... I don't

The saliva of anger flowed down so gorgeously...... Alas, it's actually my master,

It's a pity, otherwise I would have let him be my model and draw him on my spring palace map!

Ahem, that's right! Let me introduce myself first, the contemptible person is called Qin Luo, and he is a house

Rotten painters. It's not uncommon to pick up some illustration work at home all day long

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"Master!Master!" cried a baby who looked to be thirteen or fourteen years old

Yes, yes, it's the one who was smashed by me!"Master! You see that the little junior brother didn't have it at all

Okay! The saliva is pouring out! It seems to be stricter than before!"

"Well... Could it be that the teacher has failed again?" the handsome man stared at me thoughtfully

After a while, he patted me on the head, "Apprentice, don't worry!

"Wipe it!" I wiped the saliva from my mouth, "It's you who took Lao Tzu's soul for a long time."

I'm coming! Send me back!"

"Master... Little junior brother... What's wrong with him?"

A glimmer of light suddenly shone in the eyes of the demon dao, "Disciple, do you know what your name is."

"He let go of the rope from me, pointed to my head, and said quietly.

"Who knows!" I jumped up and stood on the altar, not tall

body, now let me really... Why is this body so bad?!

"Master...... You send me back!! I'm old and young, I have to go back."

Bring home the bacon...... What should I do if you summon me like this......"

"Master... What's wrong with the little junior brother?" The child next to him was still chirping crookedly and noisy

I don't want to live.

I yelled, "Hey, little brat, go back to your house!

Your master said!"

The child was visibly frightened by me and ran away crying.

Demon Dao touched the corners of his lips, squinted, and lifted my jaw, seductive

smiled, "The teacher is only responsible for summoning souls, not returning souls." ”

"Demon Dao!!Don't be embarrassed! Send me back!"

"It's difficult, the soul I have recruited, I am afraid that it is only a dead person. You're good for yourself

Think about it, whether to stay here as my apprentice, or to go back to be your lonely ghost. "He picked me up and didn't think about me at all!

I even asked him for the first time, "Where is this?"

"Daughter Country. ”

"Oh. "Daughter Country...... Journey to the West?Daughter Country...... "What??," daughter

Wait... Master, send me back! There are no daughters in this history

Country, you're fooling me!"

"Senior brother, this is really a daughter country. A voice said coldly.

I was shocked! There was a little handsome guy again! Compared to the one just now

The crying baby is a little more mature and calm! Xiao Zhengtai! Come, let my sister kiss!

"Master... My junior brother was summoned by you, why does it seem that he is more stupid than before?"

Demon Dao put me on the chair and said to them with a smile, "You have succeeded in serving as a teacher, you."

Let's get along with my junior brother, if he doesn't understand, you must sue him. I'm tired of being a teacher, first

Go take a shower, you guys get the meal ready. ”

I...... I haven't watched the TV series yet......

"Little junior brother, what are you crying about..."

"Senior brother, don't cry. ”

I glanced at the two of them and burst into tears, "Let me be quiet... The first time I was a man

people, not mentally prepared. ”

I guess if my friends saw me like this, they would definitely die of laughter

They would have said, "Who told you to beg King Yama to make you a man?"

Haha! Be a little man!"

I can't cry!

"How old am I?" I asked.

"Thirteen. ”

Well, just when I went back seven or eight years!

"What's it called?"

"I don't know. ”

"What? I don't know?" I panicked, "Did you pick it up?"

"Yes. The mature baby said, "I picked it up a month ago,

It happened to become the target of the master, practicing soul summoning. ”

Sure enough, this demon is not a good person, and he picked up a fool to practice demon arts!

"Little junior brother, I am your second senior brother, Yuan Zhu, he is your senior brother Yuan Jing. ”

I burst into tears, "Didn't Master give me the Dharma name?"

"Senior brother..."Yuan Jing's face darkened, "We are not a law name, we are a real name." ”

"Hehe, it sounds like a Dharma name. "I was happy, and suddenly I was urgent," two

Brother, I'm in a hurry to urinate, where's the toilet?"

"What toilet?"

I looked at the second senior brother who was also stupid and speechless.

However, this Yuanjing is more sophisticated, and dragged me directly to the thatched house.

The moment I took off my pants, I was in tears!!

"Senior brother, are you alright?"

I couldn't help but laugh, "It's almost over!

I'm happy to lift my pants, but I'm conflicted again! How could they not

Do you know that I'm a woman? Deliberately hidden?