Chapter 321: The Fragrance of Love Everywhere~ (Two in One)
Maybe it's getting old, Ted feels that his classmates are restless, and the whole year group can smell the restless youth and hormones.
This kind of thing is naturally discussed among students who have a good relationship. Friends who have lived in dormitories should know something.
Who's handsome~
Who's beautiful~
How do you have to chase it~
You can't how to drip~
How do you have to drip~
Give up, licking the dog can't die well~ or something like that.
At dinner that morning, Neville and his dorm members were in the auditorium discussing chasing girls.
The main thing is that the little black boy Dean and the demoman talent Seamus saw that the three roommates had already "succeeded", so they naturally couldn't help but want to learn from the experience~
Just wanted to ask some tips for chasing girls!
Ron: The trick? What else do you need to trick this thing with?
Jerry: You just run into each other, and then you run into each other, and you have a good conversation, and then you have a good conversation, and then you ...... And then isn't it?
Neville: I don't know! I'm the one being chased!
The three of them looked at the two roommates with expectant expressions, looked at each other, and it was hard to say this in their hearts!
Bad words hurt people and June cold~
Just then, Hallie walked by.
Although Hallie lives in the girls' dormitory, she has always been very familiar with the boys.
Usually very aggressive, many classmates treat her as a buddy rather than a girl.
She was not shy or shy about this kind of topic, but joined the discussion with great interest: "If you want to talk about the trick, Sirius told me one, he used to chase girls in the first place!" ā
The eyes of the five immediately converged on her face.
Hallie said, "Sirius dropped a Galleon on purpose, and then asked if she dropped it." ā
She said, "No."
"Sirius said, 'Well, anyway, I don't know whose it is, let's go to Hogsmeade and spend it.'"
"And then?" Seamus hurriedly asked.
The corners of Hallie's mouth curled: "Then they got married!" I'm planning to have a second child recently! ā
Ron touched his wallet: Fortunately, I don't need this trick~
For breakfast the next day, Seamus was listlessly stirring a bowl of pumpkin porridge.
Ron and Jerry were curious if he had given it a try.
Seamus lowered his head: "I tried...... She was sure that she had dropped it! ā
Love didn't wait, and lost a sum of money first~
Everyone: ...... The road of love is really full of bitterness!
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Hagrid's hunting lodge on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
Hagrid circled the red dragon Anna with great courtesy, but every time he tried to reach out and touch it, he would be ruthlessly pulled away by the dragon's tail.
On Hagrid's big face, he almost wrote a line: Can I touch your dragon?
As a senior magizoologist, he can naturally see the difference between Anna.
Although there are other little wizards in the school who have this kind of figure pet, they can fly, run, bark, and interact. But it's all fake, it's just a toy.
It's true!
He thought that Ted, like him, couldn't help but raise dragons in private!
Hagrid even looked through books for days, but couldn't find out what kind of dragon Anna was.
Ted looked at a large package piled up at the door of Hagrid's hut and asked, "Hagrid, what are you doing with these water ghosts?" ā
Although Hagrid is also a famous chef in the world of dark cuisine, he is especially good at a famous dish called "Fantastic Beasts Stew".
But what are you doing with all this water ghost brain?
It can't be shabu-shabu, right?
Speaking of which, I need some of my own magic hunting potions, so I just need some.
Hagrid stared at Anna with his eyes in place, and replied, "It was the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Geller who asked me to buy it for me, saying that it was for teaching." ā
"That's right! That's a nice professor, right? ā
Hagrid had a rare good word for the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, considering that the last one was Professor Quirrell.
Have an eye!
Ted nodded silently......
For the next few days, Ted kept an eye on the matter, but unexpectedly, these water ghosts were actually seen in class.
Ted: They are relatively "unlucky" this time, catching up with the tide of changing textbooks.
Times have changed, and many things are different.
Potions, herbs, and magical beasts are discovered almost every year.
If you don't study, you'll be left behind in a year.
And Ted: They have to take the 5th grade wizarding exam next year!
The water ghost brain is a new, relatively remote but unique material......
Professor Geller's hair was neatly slicked behind his head, and his face looked a little vicissitudes, he looked like he was in his fifties, and he had a beard on his lips and chin, but he looked calm and energetic. It doesn't make people think he's very old!
Ted thinks it's scary!
It's not that I'm worried about what magic he's using to rejuvenate his body, Ted is worried that he's very young now!
Which is more terrifying, the Dark Lord, whose heart is like rotten grass and trees, or the Dark Lord, who is ambitious and full of energy?
At this time, he gently leaned against the lectern desk, his posture was very relaxed, and he did not take the textbook, but casually explained the knowledge:
"You've had a reform, and it's unfortunate. But you may be lucky, if you study hard enough. ā
"Dark Magic...... Well, Defense Against the Dark Arts is a very comprehensive course. You have a lot to learn, especially new ones that have emerged in recent years. Be careful, because it might really save your life. ā
Professor Geller's voice is neither high nor low, neither too big nor too small, and very good at attracting attention.
And there is a convincing feeling.
Hermione and the others, after hearing the professor's opening remarks, couldn't help but look at Ted: Your relatives?!
It's really like that!
Confident, casual, and believing.
Ted: Don't talk nonsense! No! We don't have a relationship!
Ron: Really? Aren't you long-lost ...... Distant relatives, right?!
Professor Geller didn't care about the students' eyebrows and eyebrows in class, and continued to lecture - in fact, he didn't particularly care about Ted these days.
However, Ted thinks this is the biggest problem: I am so famous, I have shown my face internationally, and you teach students but turn a blind eye to the best students, you must have a ghost in your heart!
"What we're going to learn today is a water ghost! Now, this is the water ghost brain? Can anyone say what it does? ā
The water ghost brain is a little yellow, similar to the color of fat, and the texture is light, about the size of two fists hugging together.
Professor Geller nodded a student who raised his hand to answer the question, and the answer was good.
"Looking at the way this brain looks, you should know that the water ghost is not a high IQ. After all, its brain is only that big. ā
"It's not big, but it's useful. There are now at least 18 potions that have this ingredient in their recipes. Six of them are core materials that cannot be replaced. Its main function is to promote the healing of internal and external injuries and accelerate the recovery of vitality. ā
"If you're unfortunate enough to be injured in the wild, you have a water ghost brain on your hand. In case of emergency, it can be crushed and applied to the wound. Of course, the effect is better when added with white fresh essence. ā
"That's right!"
He looked around, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, very playful: "Not every water ghost has a brain, sometimes you open its braincase, and it turns out that it is only the size of a walnut, the color is like a gray rock, and the texture is hard, that is useless!" ā
The little wizards burst into laughter.
Professor Geller's lecture was very interesting and fascinating.
And Ted found out that he said a lot of "economic values" of water ghosts.
Ted: You've studied water ghosts very deeply! Or do you have a deep study of a lot of new things from the other world?! Also, what does it mean to mention the value of water ghosts, intentionally or unintentionally?
The course continues......
"Some people think that the water ghost is also a humanoid magical creature and should not be classified as a magical animal. But you have to be careful, as long as it's a cannibal, we don't think it's human or humanoid, it's a monster. In fact, it's more like a combination of a fish and a toad. ā
"The color of the water ghost is a little conspicuous, I'm talking about when I'm on the shore. The ones found so far range from pale green to dark blue to black - there are also black ones, which are relatively rare, and most of them are active in cold water areas, and many water spirits in Northern Europe are black. ā
"The skin of the water ghost resembles that of some kind of fish without scales, but it is tougher and slippery. It is said that Muggle pistols don't even penetrate ......"
Well?!
Ted suddenly cared about this.
The dignified Dark Lord, who wants to conquer humanity and make wizards humans, has even begun to study Muggle things?
"The cooler the water in the water, the darker and tougher the skin. Some of these elites, even with their magic resistance, are especially dangerous for you young wizards who have not yet graduated, because the little evil spells you are familiar with are useless. ā
"And those water ghost elites who live in the waters with a humid climate have a kind of vaporization ability. They will turn into a nearly transparent cloud of gas for a short period of time, and they will move much faster......"
"Vaporization is not really a mass of gas, in which case it will be gone in a gust of wind."
"It's visually vaporized, and the material has a certain vaporization property, which means that it will be immune to most physical damage, but it can still be hit. This is different from the little fog demon. ā
"After it has vaporized, it is almost useless to the naked eye, because by the time you can see it, it will already raise its claws against you! Of course, you can't hear the footsteps......"
"The back of the water ghost or the back of the arm has large and small fins, which are very sharp. But even more lethal are its webbed claws. The thin iron plate can be penetrated as soon as you grasp it......"
"The attack pattern of the water ghost is relatively simple, but the speed is fast and the bounce is amazing, especially the number is usually quite large. The first encounter is the most dangerous! ā
"So, if you face a water ghost one day, I suggest that you apply protection to yourself as soon as possible, and the Iron Armor Charm is more suitable. Which of you has mastered it? ā
Good guys, ninety percent of the students raised their hands.
And the rest of the little wizards are not ashamed, after all, for individuals, there are always some spells that are very unsuitable for themselves, and they have already mastered other defensive magic......
Because if you don't master enough defensive magic, you won't be able to use the "barrier" in the general skills of the wizard of the ideal township!
Although Professor Geller had some psychological preparations, he naturally knew that hundreds of Hogwarts students "went to war" in the Paris incident and made great contributions.
He'd even seen the magic video of the time - yes, he had someone in France!
But suddenly seeing so many people mastering such a quasi-high-level spell, he was also shocked in his heart.
The Iron Armor Charm, although as long as you put your mind to it and spend a year or two pondering, you can always get it.
No matter how mediocre a wizard spends three or five years, he can use a decent Iron Armor Charm.
But don't you know what a wizard is?
I almost didn't write it on my face that I was waiting for death to eat!
Aside from their own areas of interest, they barely degraded magic.
How many wizards have peaked their strength in their lives when they graduated? After that, the combat effectiveness is declining year by year!
By now, among those staff members of the British Ministry of Magic, except for the Aurors, have mastered the Iron Armor Curse?!
It is estimated that less than one-tenth of the strikers are used well!
But these little wizards in front of him, there are ninety percent of them? They're only in the fourth grade!
All of them have the level I had back then?!
It's normal to be a genius, and there are always a few of them every few years.
It's not uncommon for three or five to appear together, because geniuses sometimes appear in clusters. And then it's empty for years.
But it's not a bunch now! It's wholesale, right?
Then, the topic progressed smoothly to Ideal Township, but progressed to Ted's original team.
When he heard that the water ghost could be added to the level of the ideal township and let the students face it directly, Professor Geller clapped his hands happily.
"Very interesting stuff, felt valuable, had time to talk more! With you young people, I feel younger! Professor Geller smiled with crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.
He knew about the ideal township, but because of Lao Deng, Great Britain was originally his power vacuum. In addition, the little wizard's two-way mirror has a triple anti-theft verification, so he has never had a chance to experience it himself.
It should be there now.
Continuing the lesson, Professor Geller had his own pace, easily drawing the attention of the young wizards.
"Well, then again, the first time you cast the Iron Armor Spell on yourself in the face of the water ghosts, most of the other dark magic creatures are also the first choice. So have you ever thought about what to do if you are unlucky and meet an elite who will gase? ā
He glanced around, "Mr. Longbottom?" Do you have any ideas? "Dumbledore's chosen savior!
"Huh? I ......" Neville hurriedly stood up, although he was tall, he still deliberately shrunk in front of the new professor, not at all conspicuous, and was even questioned.
"IāI think...... I think I can use the Super Sense Charm! ā
After all, Neville also has real materials, although he is a little nervous, but the choice for the first time is good.
"Good! Good choice! ā
While most of the students didn't know what the spell was for, Professor Geller gave it a good rating.
"It's a remote spell, and the wizard who first invented it loves thrills...... This spell greatly enhances the sensory effects. This is effective for detecting vaporized water ghosts in advance! ā
Ron's ears "bulged" and stood up: Professor, that enhances the senses...... Do you dig deeper?
Professor Geller then asked a few more questions, and most of them were very resilient.
Good level!
It is rare that they are very experienced and knowledgeable.
I really didn't expect it!
Professor Geller mentally commented on the students.
Dumbledore's students, are they all at this level now?!
Think of your new school, even if it's for them to use dark magic...... The odds of winning a fight are not great.
Looks like we're back to the competition!
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After class until lunch, Ron quietly asked Neville about the "Super Sense Charm".
It was very difficult for him to learn this thing when he first started, and he wasn't a "melee wizard" as Ted said, so he didn't learn it.
After all, not everyone is the same as Ted and Hermione, the former can learn it as soon as it is learned, and the latter does not learn it hard, and it is necessary.
Ron resolutely chose to give up!
After all, magic is a tool for him, he doesn't have any hobbies for research, and practicality is the most important thing.
The magic in this world is infinite, and human energy and time are limited.
To pursue infinite magic with limited time and energy is to drink the wrong potion!
But now, Ron was interested in the spell.
"You really haven't used it?" He asked quietly.
Neville's face was slightly red, and he looked around uneasily, for fear that someone would hear their conversation: "No! No! No! I haven't used a Super Sense Charm at that time! Who's going to use magic on that kind of thing! Besides, I haven't kissed Ginny either! ā
He was in a hurry to defend himself, feeling that he had simply died unjustly.
Also, Ron's head is really not normal!
Ron looked at him with disdain: "My friend, I didn't say you, you have to improve, right?" You can't expect Ginny to kiss you, can you? She can do it......" Ron said, his momentum weakened.
"But you...... You've got to be a little manly! ā
At this time, Jerry walked over with a beautiful look on his face and light steps.
Jerry glanced at Neville, whose red face hadn't faded, and asked, "What are you talking about?" ā
Neville pursed his lips, "Talking about manhood." ā
Ron was not polite: "When we are discussing kissing, is the super feeling spell useful!" "It's not a small voice.
Neville hurriedly hid his face behind the pillar: "My friends, why, how can you be tough?!
Jerry looked at Ron with disdain: "It's useless for you to study this in a day!" Shameless! ā
He turned and walked to the auditorium: "Don't think about it, let's get down to business!" That thing is only a little useful, and it doesn't do much~"
Ron and Neville's eyes widened instantly: Wait! Wait a minute! Grandson, have you already tried?!
Entering the auditorium, the three of them found a group of Gryffindor lions cubs, surrounded by a table on the three floors inside and three layers outside, and the people in the back stretched out their ears and leaned forward, and the people in the back even used paper and pen to record!
What's the situation? Exam questions leaked?!
Ron Jerry hurriedly squeezed in, only to find out that it was Harley, who was teaching the "Book of Love" to her juniors!
Hallie: "There are always people who think it's earthy. But the point of love words is not in words, but in love. If there is love, it will not be soiled! ā
Malfoy, who pretended not to care in the distance, but stretched out his ears, realized~
Harley went on to teach the Tome:
"She's affectionate, your snoring is good, she's ruthless, you have a lotus flower, she treats you as a fart."
"Of course, there are also spare tires and jacks. This kind of makes it difficult for the person who is talking to to accurately position himself......"
On one side, the three of them were stunned: Changed jobs? From Gryffindor Champion to Gryffindor Amorous Saint?!
The illness has been cured, except that my throat is still a little uncomfortable, and I have been coughing dry.
It's lazy to score a medal today, so let's look at it like this.
Oh yes, I recommend a funny costume martial arts light comedy, starring Zhao Benshan "The Legend of Magpie Knife Gate". It's really hilarious! Ok Ok~
(End of chapter)