This game of "chess" is actually only half played!

A small half, to be exact.

As for the other half, the situation on the chessboard has changed, the offensive and defensive momentum has changed, and the chess pieces in Guan Lin's hands have also changed, but the chess player has not changed, and he is still Guan Lin.

And among his chess pieces, he is no longer "Shi Huolong", "You Tanzhi", "Zhang Fang", "Lu Youjiao", and he is no longer a visitor from Jiaozhou, Jiangdong, or the north.

There is only one chess piece in the second half, and that is - Li Miao!

This is the first big troll in Shu Han.

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Li Miao is Guan Lin's person.

From the beginning, he was Guan Lin's man.

That goes back to half a year ago...

Not long after getting acquainted with Huang Chengyan, Guan Lin came to Desheng Bridge again, sat on the familiar tea stall, and listened to the people on the bridge tell stories.

On that day, the storyteller told the story of "You Heng", the first troll of the Three Kingdoms.

This is a person from Pingyuan County.

That's right, it is the plain county that Liu Bei once governed.

And the reason why You Heng is famous... It's because of his extreme arrogance, he sprays when he sees someone, and he sprays whoever he catches!

It's the best in the troll world!

When the Zuan people saw it, they all had to bow down!

Like what...

When You Heng was young, someone asked him how he was with Xun Yu, a talented son of Yingchuan, and Zhao Rong, one of the eight captains of Xiyuan?

His answer was that Xun Wenruo could borrow his face to mourn, and Zhao Zhichang could let him manage the kitchen meals.

The implication is that Xun Yu is a little white face, and Zhao Rong is a rice bucket.

Later, someone asked him how Chen Qun was in the four major families of Yingchuan's Xun, Chen, Zhong, and Han? He said that Chen Qun was nothing, and at most he could sell wine.

Someone asked him how Sima Lang of the Sima family in Hanoi was!

You Heng's answer is that Sima Lang is a fat man, and he is suitable to be a butcher.

And even if it is Kong Rong and Yang Xiu, who are good friends with You Heng, You Heng is not polite.

- "The eldest child Kong Wenju, the younger child Yang Dezu." The rest are mediocre and not worth mentioning. ”

Here's what the storyteller says... Guan Lin knew, he just nodded lightly, this You Heng can be called the "No. 1 troll in the Three Kingdoms", and no one can escape his mouth.

It's just that Guan Lin still knows... About the "pitiful" side of Youheng that no one knows.

Countless guests in the audience listened carefully, and they had the right to take this You Heng as a pleasure.

Who would have thought that in the tea stall, there was a man, and whenever he mentioned Youheng spraying people, he would clap his hands and applaud...

said that Xun Yu was a little white face, and he clapped his hands.

said that Zhao Rong was a rice bucket, and he clapped his hands.

said that Chen Qun would only sell wine, and he applauded.

said that Sima Lang was suitable to be a butcher, and he also applauded...

What's more, when I heard that Cao Cao asked You Heng to beat the drum, You Heng directly took off all his clothes in front of Cao Cao, naked...

Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh - "I wanted to humiliate You Heng, but I didn't think that You Heng humiliated me instead." ”

When this sentence came out, the man who clapped his hands and applauded was simply on fire, and his eyes were full of admiration for You Heng...

In fact, in his longing eyes, it was as if he saw what he would look like when he became famous in the future.

Guan Lin was curious, so he went to inquire...

Who is this?

The guest next door told him that this was also a celebrity, Li Miao, a famous man in Shu.

- Li Miao!

Guan Lin immediately came back to his senses.

Isn't it just scolding Liu Bei, connotation Zhuge Liang, in the end, Zhuge Liang died, and he gloated, and was finally cut down by Liu Chan?

Dare to love is the "first troll of Shu Han" heard the deeds of the "first troll of the Three Kingdoms", which is a sympathy.

It's just that you Heng's matter, he seems to be sympathetic? But in fact, he knows a hammer?

Why did You Heng become like this? Does he know?

Why do you spray when you catch someone? Does he know?

Why did You Heng die in the end? Does he know?

In this regard...

Guan Lin said "hehe", he didn't care about this Li Miao, he listened to others talk about books by himself, and he was all happy.

The latter is nothing more than You Heng offending Cao Cao, and Cao Cao gave him to Liu Biao.

You Heng offended Liu Biao, and Liu Biao sent him to Huang Zu.

You Heng angrily spewed Huang Zu, and finally... was clicked by Huang Zu.

When many people heard the end, they felt very happy.

Only that Li Miao had a tragic, regretful, and mournful face.

He shouted again and again, looking up to the sky and howling.

- "Sad, painful... After Youheng, no one can beat that sonorous drum anymore. ”

After the story is told, the big guys are gone.

After all... No one wants to stay, talk to this weird Li Miao, and listen to his nonsense...

If you get entangled by him, you're not asking for trouble!

Guan Lin didn't know the inside story, so he was the last to go.

I never thought that after listening to You Heng's story, Li Miao wanted to vent his words, but suddenly found that there was no audience around.

Guan Lin was the last one.

Li Miao naturally refused to let him go, and insisted on letting Guan Lin listen to his opinions.

And then he said a whole bunch of fallacies.

are all praises of Youheng, what is "not afraid of the powerful", what "the big husband should be like this", what is "the hero of the world, only Youhenger"...

It seems that this Li Miao is taking "You Heng" as an example and wants to take his road of "spraying people" and becoming "famous all over the world".

And that's exactly what happened.

If he hadn't met the good-tempered Zhuge Kongming, I'm afraid that he, the first troll of Shu Han, would have been cut down with a knife.

Which round did you get, after Zhuge Liang died, Liu Chan did it?

Thinking of this, Guan Lin wanted to silently give Liu Chan a "like"!

Listen, listen...

Guan Lin was already confused.

He found that when he crossed over, he didn't see a normal person.

In front of him, Huang Chengyan, the eccentric old man who threw shoes, is now Li Miao, the first troll in Shu Han.

Guan Lin couldn't bear it anymore, so he slapped the table directly and shouted at Li Miao: "You know a fart!" You Heng was sold, and you're still helping people count the money, he's dead... I was wronged to my grandmother's house! ”

As soon as these words came out, the whole world fell silent.

Li Miao was dumbfounded, he was surprised at first, and then he had to pull Guan Lin to tell him...

If you don't tell the reason, you won't let Guan Lin go.

Guan Lin was helpless, so he agreed to him.

However, there are many people under the bridge of victory, and with a "troll", Guan Lin feels ashamed and spreads it... I thought they were the same dog.

So, Guan Lin proposed to go to a place with few people.

The two of them came to the river.

Guan Lin sat on the stone steps, and Li Miao stood in front of Guan Lin, a pair of eyes eager to penetrate.

So, Guan Lin told him the most authentic story of You Heng.

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Of course, Guan Lin is talking about it, but it is not easy to convince arrogant "trolls" like Li Miao.

But after experiencing Guan Lin's opening remarks.

Li Miao only asked one question, Guan Lin only answered one question, and Li Miao was completely shocked.

At that time, Guan Lin first told about Youheng's home.

As the storyteller said, You Heng is a native of the Qingzhou Plain, a weak-crowned adult, and the most talented of all the sons and nephews in the family.

Of course, the storyteller didn't talk about it, and Guan Lin emphasized that.

Any local clan has one and only one goal, and that is to become the first clan in the local area.

It is for this reason that... As the most talented and learned person in the "You Clan", whether the family can counterattack and become the first family in the plains depends entirely on him.

So? How to go on the road of counterattack?

According to the regular routine of the Han Dynasty, the first step should be to spend money to let the children become the apprentices of celebrities, such as Gongsun Zhan.

Can... In fact, your family does not have the strength at all, and this road will not work.

And the second way, the Han Dynasty rules the world with filial piety, and can create some stories of filial piety to help the children become famous.

The elders of your family told you the story of "Kong Rong gave pears" to Youheng, and the four-year-old Kong Rong gave the big pears to his brother and younger brother;

There is also the story of Wang Xiang's "lying on the ice and begging for carp", in order to let his stepmother eat fresh carp, Wang Xiang used his body to melt the glacier and catch fish for his stepmother.

According to what Your parents said, You Heng must also follow this path.

When Guan Lin said this.

Li Miao directly questioned, "You kid is just a bunch of nonsense, Kong Rong asked pears and lying on the ice to ask for carp, and this is even a matter of sincerity and filial piety?" How can it be 'the way'? According to what you say, Lu Jihuai is also a 'way'? ”

In Li Miao's mouth, the story of Lu Jihuai's orange is that Lu Ji, the sister-in-law of the Lu family's fourth room, followed his father to Yuan Shu as a guest, and when he left, he hid three oranges and was discovered.

Yuan Shu asked him, but he said that he would take it back to his mother to eat.

Since then, this six-year-old child Lu Ji has become famous in the entire Han Dynasty.

Li Miao used this incident as an example to refute Guan Lin, which can be regarded as reasonable and responsible.

Who would have thought that Guan Lin's direct words would completely shock Li Miao.

"Or just say that you only know how to read dead books, read dead books! Kong Rong let pears? Let your sister's pear, Kong Rong is the twentieth grandson of the Confucian saint, the Kong family is the home of the doctor of the Lu country, will there be a shortage of pears in his family? Do you need to let it go? Each nephew has a basket, which is enough! ”

"As for Wang Xiang lying on the ice and begging for carp? That's even more nonsense, Wang Xiang is the only son of the Langya Wang family, and his grandfather is the former Qingzhou Thorn History, such a lintel, you tell me to eat a carp, and let the child use his body to melt the ice? As long as he Langya Wang said a word, in the entire pavilion, all the fish sellers had to rush to send it to his family! ”

Guan Lin said this, his eyes looked directly at Li Miao.

The tone is even more unkind.

"You also said that Lu Ji Huai Tangerine, pregnant with a caterpillar, the Lu family is one of the four major families in Wu County, the top lintel in Jiangdong, his father is the Lujiang Taishou of two thousand stones, his ancestors have done Shang Shuling, his family will lack three oranges? Still secretly hiding with Lu Ji? This is just a performance by Yuan Shu with the Lu family, is this hidden orange? It's a human sophistication! ”

Guan Lin blurted out these words, and Li Miao was directly dumbfounded...

Yes, is the Kong family short of pears?

Is Langya Wang's lack of fish?

The Lu family, one of the four major families in Wu County, lacks three oranges?

Guided by Guan Lin like this, Li Miao felt that his outlook on life had changed drastically.

Ya, dare to love that all this is fake, it's all acted?

Guan Lin's words continued.

It turned out that when Liu Bei and Uncle Liu Huang were the prime minister of state in the plains, your family also made up some jokes about "You Heng" for Liu Bei to hear, but Liu Bei was busy helping Tao Qian resist Cao Cao and didn't have the leisure to listen to the jokes.

And at this moment, Kong Rong, the minister of Beihai Kingdom, sent a letter to Youheng, saying that he had heard the story of Youheng's "filial piety to the world" and was very interested and wanted to make friends with him.

This is a big deal for your family, your family thought that the "filial piety joke" they made up would sink into the sea, who would have thought that they would finally catch a big fish.

Hearing this, Li Miao opened his mouth again, but this time his tone was much kinder, and he didn't want to be tense when he spoke to Guan Lin just now.

"In this way, doesn't it mean that Beihai Kong Rong and You Heng are sympathetic to each other?"

Li Miao just blurted out this...

Guan Lin's words came out one after another, "Sympathy? Hehe... If this is considered a sympathy, then Uncle Liu Huang and the Cao thief are also sympathetic! ”

Thereupon... Guan Lin told Li Miao the reason for this.

It turned out that it was not that Kong Rong was optimistic about Youheng, but that Kong Rong had done one thing.

When Kong Rong was inspecting the suburbs of the city, he saw a man crying about his dead father by the grave, but his face was not haggard at all, so... Kong Rong immediately ordered the man to be beheaded.

Kong Rong originally wanted to promote his filial piety.

Who would have thought that this thing had been done, which caused many people to criticize and write.

As a result, Kong Rong had no choice but to befriend many descendants with the name of "filial piety", so... Spreading the word in the market can also offset the impact of some of Kong Rong's previous wrong actions.

In Dahan, this is the routine, as long as everything is quoted to the word "filial piety", no one will be able to say half of the "wrong" word.

For a while, the correspondence between Kong Rong and the eldest filial son You Heng spread.

It is rumored that Kong Rong attaches great importance to filial piety!

Guan Lin told Li Miao all the reasons for this incident.

Li Miao was shocked...

Where did he know, and there was this layer of meaning.

His eyes were starting to grow wooden.

He realized, why did the kid in front of him say that You Heng was betrayed, and he still helped him count the money!

Once again, his outlook on life has been turned upside down, and it's all a trap... Trap!

It's just that...

Where is this?

Guan Lin's words continued.

Sure enough, Kong Rong only used You Heng, You Heng thought that he had caught up with Kong Rong's connections, and his progress was just around the corner, so... He waited, waited for the show!

But I waited for a year, two years, three years...

When Kong Rong lost Beihai, Kong Rong still didn't ask You Heng to come out.

Plains Heavens... The daylilies that I was waiting for were cold!

In the end, You Heng couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply confessed to Kong Rong that he wanted to be an official and glorify the lintel.

Pity... Where did Kong Rong take care of him, he casually perfunctory him, saying that he had no famous teacher, and it was not easy to arrange, so let him go to Jingzhou to find a powerful master.

So You Heng went to the...

It's just that although there are many famous teachers in Jingzhou, not just any cat or dog can be a disciple.

The high-class students here are the children of local clans, such as the Cai family and the Kuai family, such as the 'Pang, Ma, Xiang, Xi' four families...

Of course, Zhuge Liang is also studying in the "Jing School" opened by Liu Biao, he is a special existence, because his eldest sister is married to the Kuai family, and the second sister is married to the Pang family.

The second-level students are not without ...

However, it has to be the children of Ruying in the Central Plains, such as Xu Shu, Shi Guangyuan, Meng Gongwei and so on.

Similar to You Heng, who came from Qingzhou, and is not famous, it is equivalent to Liu Bei's mountain apprenticeship Lu Zhi, and the apprenticeship is also in vain, and he is lonely!

Speaking of this, Li Miao was puzzled.

He asked Guan Lin directly.

"What you're talking about is just that Youheng is depressed... But why did he insult Xun Yu, Zhao Rong, Sima Lang, and Chen Qun? Why did he take off his clothes in front of Cao Cao to humiliate Cao Cao? These... Why? ”

It's like...

At this time, Li Miao was convinced by Guan Lin's words, even if he was as arrogant as him and as a "troll" like him, he could not refute and question any of Guan Lin's words.

Of course... His eyes were full of longing.

He wants to know too much about the next path for his "idol" You Heng... How will it go.

It was Guan Lin at that time, he said unhurriedly: "The questions you asked are very good, and to answer these questions, you have to mention that Kong Rong again, and once again mention another 'utilization'!" ”

Speaking of this, Guan Lin added meaningfully, "You Heng is actually the same as you, ambitious and talented, but you can go this way..."

- "All in all, it's the same sentence... You two belong to the category of 'being cheated by someone and helping people count money'! ”

- "You're welcome, that's the kind of guy who cheats and gets his head kicked in the head!" ”

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(End of chapter)