Chapter 142 Zhang Fei: My daughter will be handed over to you
Where do you look, boy?
Zhang Fei: This is a proposition.
As if he had noticed that Guan Lin's eyes were staring at something wrong.
It's Guan Lin, who reacts quickly.
Immediately replied: "The so-called 'get started and stand for three years', 'to learn to fight, first tie the horse', I am looking at Sister Xingcai's horse steps, and it is very stable!" ”
Guan Lin continued: "Sister Xingcai's body is slightly volt, as if the breeze blows the water and the waves are churning, I think it must be taught by Uncle Zhang!" In this situation, my nephew especially wants to compose a poem! ”
"You kid can still watch the horse steps!"
Being praised by Guan Lin like this, Zhang Fei's eyes purred, and he no longer minded Guan Lin staring at his daughter's bottom at all, "Haha...", he said with a smile, "You say poetry?" What kind of poetry do you make? ”
- Shaking his head and tail to get rid of the fire in his heart, and climbing his feet with both hands to strengthen his kidneys and waist. Gather your fists and increase your strength, and you will be sick behind you! Seeing the horse step handed over by Uncle Zhang, the nephew admired it, and could only recite a poem, but the poem was a poem, and I couldn't help but feel a pity, if I was young... When he meets a master like Uncle Zhang, how can his nephew not be interested in martial arts! I won't end up with my hands now... These, it's all to blame that I didn't get Uncle Zhang's guidance earlier! ”
Guan Lin's words made Zhang Feile bad.
"Hahaha..."He laughed and opened his mouth, "The second brother always says that you are a rebel, I don't think so, you kid has a melon brain, and your mouth is sweet, how can you have a half-disobedient appearance?" What you say, I really feel comfortable listening to! Hahaha..."
There was another burst of laughter.
"-Boom..."
With the sound of the collision between the Qinglong knife and the spear, Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping dismantled a few more moves, the kung fu of the two was taught by their fathers, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's kung fu were equally equal, and Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping were also evenly matched.
But... Zhang Xingcai's marksmanship still surprised Guan Lin a little.
Normally, guns tend to take the dexterous route, and to put it more complicatedly, it is a sharp attack flow...
For example, Zhao Yun's Hundred Birds Chaofeng marksmanship, under the dazzling false moves, are actually to cover up the last fatal "point shot"...
As the saying goes, the middle flat gun, the king of the gun, the middle point is the most difficult to defend.
On the contrary, it is the Qinglong knife, which is completely incompatible with the sharp attack, and it is a strong attack type of play.
Therefore, the first three knives are fiercer than the other.
Weakness, weakness in the medium term.
Guan Ping, Guan Xing, Guan Yinping, and Guan Suo have all practiced in this way, and Guan Lin is like a treasure.
It stands to reason that the sharp offensive marksmanship is against the strong offensive knife technique, and Zhang Xingcai should be dodging and fighting, fighting and counterattacking.
Can... However, Zhang Xingcai's marksmanship opened and closed, as if all Guan Yinping's rapid offensive was exposed to the sun, as if she was a strong attack, a stronger attack than the Qinglong knife.
Zhao Yun's Hundred Birds Chaofeng marksmanship is to use "point the gun" as a killing move.
Can... Zhang Xingcai is here, blocking guns, holding guns, piercing guns... Between "blocking, taking, and piercing", switch at will, and you can do it with ease, and the moves are all killer moves.
Speaking of which, in marksmanship, "blocking" is to block the enemy's attack, "taking" is to take away the enemy's blade, and "piercing" is to attack.
And in the gun, there are upper flat, middle flat, and lower flat.
As the saying goes, the middle flat gun, the king of the gun, one of the most difficult to prevent.
Zhang Xingcai's Zhongping gun... also made the third sister Guan Yinping suffer a lot.
It's Guan Lin, and I can't help but have a reverie in my heart...
- "Is it so fierce? Don't... Don't you have menstrual cramps at all? It's not scientific!'
"Okay...", on the contrary, Zhang Fei applauded vigorously, and even pointed at Zhang Xingcai, "The gun comes out, like a hidden dragon out of the water, and the gun is closed, like a tiger returning to the hole!" ”
Her father's words seemed to be heard by Zhang Xingcai, and after stabbing out a Zhongping gun, she immediately withdrew the spear, and then stabbed it out again quickly, with a coherent and swift movement.
"-Huh! Laugh at! Laugh at! ”
The spear was like a poisonous dragon, shuttling back and forth in Zhang Xingcai's hand, stabbing out repeatedly, and the sharp tip of the spear continued to cut through the air, causing sharp sounds again and again.
"This is a good shot!" Zhang Fei shouted.
Guan Lin didn't understand, but when he heard Zhang Fei shouting, he also echoed: "The so-called 'If you want to break the Zhongping gun, ten people will be injured'... Today, I saw that it really lived up to its reputation! ”
Hearing Guan Lin praise his daughter, Zhang Fei felt more cordial, he hugged Guan Lin's shoulders while pointing at Zhang Xingcai and said, "My daughter's marksmanship is taught by me, what's the matter?" Better than your dad taught, right? ”
"That's a must!" Guan Lin didn't think about it, in the matter of damaging his father Guan Yu, it was completely non-negotiable.
Of course...
In fact, Guan Lin wants to say, your daughter is not just awesome!
It's just awesome, literally... Cattle! Force!
"Hahaha..."Zhang Fei laughed and continued, "My daughter has always wanted to form a women's army, I think she has a good idea, Kuang Fu Han family, what kind of men and women?" I'm thinking about it, I'll recruit a batch when I go back, bring it to my daughter, you have a melon in your head, think about it... How to recruit female soldiers? ”
Zhang Fei threw another proposition.
That's a question.
Guan Lin couldn't help but rub his chin.
Speaking of... Before the crossing, when Guan Lin sorted out the library documents, he really paid special attention to this problem.
So-called... In ancient times, when soldiers were scarce, why would they rather use some old, weak, sick and disabled than choose to form a female army?
Like what... The "Women's Army" of the famous Princess Pingyang is only called the Women's Army, the commander is a woman, but his subordinates are all big-footed men.
Guan Lin felt at that time, could it be... Is it because women can't practice martial arts and can't line up in the army?
But I don't think it's right, even if the combat effectiveness of individual soldiers is not as good as that of male soldiers, the numerical advantage... You can always make up for the lack of combat power, right?
To this end, Guan Lin also specially inquired a lot of information, and finally found the answer.
Consider a scenario.
Like what... Ming'er wants to fight, and the general gives orders to all the female soldiers.
But a female soldier raised her hand tremblingly and said, "General Qiyu, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the battlefield tomorrow, because my eldest aunt is here." ”
The general can't understand that in the decisive battle of life and death, will the enemy care if you have a great aunt or not?
But soon, many female soldiers raised their hands, saying that they hoped that the general would be considerate and considerate, and that they could change their lives.
Because there were too many people, the general compromised, so he set a plan to fight again ten days later, but many female soldiers raised their hands, "Ten days later, the general, maybe I will come too!" ”
Only then did the general understand, with female soldiers ... It's not like he's attacking any day he wants.
The only time he has here is to stagger the days of most of the female soldiers' aunts.
It's actually...
It's just the "minutiae" of bringing female soldiers...
Guan Lin also knows what is more exciting.
As if noticing that Guan Lin didn't speak, Zhang Fei asked again, "What's wrong?" Do you think... My daughter can't lead a female soldier? Still do you think I can't recruit them? ”
"It's not like this..."Guan Lin Kankan explained: "My nephew is curious, if Sister Xingcai leads a female soldier, will she mix with the third uncle's army and set up camp during the battle, or will they be scattered." ”
"We're all together!" Zhang Fei didn't think twice.
"That's the problem." Guan Lin reminded, "Suddenly, one day, a big incident happened in the barracks, a veteran of the third uncle killed another veteran!" ”
"Why?" Zhang Fei asked along with Guan Lin's words.
Because they both fell in love with a female soldier at the same time, the two quarreled and couldn't help it... Kill each other with swords? ”
Guan Lin's words surprised Zhang Fei.
But what is even more surprising is still to come, "There will be another situation, that is, two female soldiers also fight, and then one female soldier backstabs another female soldier on the battlefield!" ”
"Why is that?" Zhang Fei was puzzled.
"It's easy!" Guan Lin spread his hands, "Because one of the female soldiers has become a pair with a male soldier, but the other female soldier has seduced this male soldier during this time and hooked up with each other, women... As soon as the vinegar comes up, no matter how many people care about it, they will be killed directly! ”
At this moment, Zhang Fei was dumbfounded.
Guan Lin's words are not finished.
"Even, one day in the future, when Uncle Zhang leads the army to attack the city, he will suddenly find that there are many more female soldiers in Xingcai, who have bulging stomachs, they are unstable on their feet, and they have to hold their waists and vomit for a long time from time to time, that's right... They're pregnant, and these are the work of male soldiers! ”
"And the city is about to be attacked, where is the morale of these male soldiers, their minds are all on the female soldiers, those who find their daughter-in-law are afraid of death, and if they don't find it, they think about how to find a female soldier to get together, and the murderous and sharp spirit of the past has long disappeared."
When Guan Lin said this, Zhang Fei's back was in a cold sweat.
Loss... He didn't really recruit a female soldier as Xingcai said.
otherwise
This... What a female soldier, this is a scourge! It's almost enough to tear down all his veterans.
In fact, Guan Lin is conservative enough, and he has even more fierce assumptions.
In case, on a dark and windy night, Uncle Zhang came out for a long time, couldn't help it, and casually pulled a female soldier into the tent and did something that could not be described.
Of course... Generals, like many "executives and leaders" in later generations, have the right... There is no shortage of beauty, this is a very normal thing.
But in ancient times, the consequences may have been even more severe.
Like what... This female soldier was originally ambiguous with a male soldier, and your third uncle Zhang occupied this female soldier, so what will happen to this ambiguous male soldier?
It must be a ventilating message, an internal response to the enemy, and then you will be broken into thousands of pieces of your Uncle Zhang!
- This is the hatred of taking a wife!
Of course, Guan Lin was afraid that Zhang Fei would think too much... Therefore, I did not say this.
But...
Looking at Zhang Fei's appearance that began to tremble all over his body, it was obvious that this was enough.
"So..."Guan Lin then persuaded, "Sister Xingcai can practice if she likes to practice martial arts, don't take it too seriously, female soldier... You can't go to the battlefield! Not to mention in the barracks... Otherwise, it's a curse! ”
Guan Lin said so... Zhang Fei was already in a hurry, and he was thinking about how to refuse his daughter tactfully.
After all... Forming a female soldier is Zhang Xingcai's dream.
Hey...
Suddenly, Zhang Fei thought of something, and the way he looked at Guan Lin changed and became complicated.
"Boy, you say... If I let my daughter stay by your side, nominally to protect you stinky boy, isn't it... She's not going to be forming female soldiers? ”
Yes...
Zhang Fei's strange brain circuit made Guan Lin a little surprised.
"Third Uncle Zhang? What do you mean? ”
"Eh..."Zhang Fei completely came back to his senses, that's it...
He immediately laughed and said: "It's good to dare like this, anyway, sooner or later we will be a family, Xingcai is by my side, so form a female soldier... Can I stop this father? But... By your side, it's different, you have a lively head, but you don't know martial arts, my daughter has martial arts, and her head is the same as mine... It's not flexible enough, you two are together, isn't it a perfect match! Hey, that's it! ”
- "It's going to start again..."
Guan Lin was a little bitter... He found that this Zhang Fei is so persistent?
This mandarin duck is chaotic, very level!
Having said that, is it so difficult for Sister Xingcai to marry? How does it feel... Is it to rush out and push it out?
Of course, Guan Lin didn't know, this was because Zhang Fei was dissatisfied with Adou's kid, so he had to catch up and let his daughter lean on the second brother's son!
And even so, Guan Lin... The size and length are just right!
At this moment, Guan Lin has already turned his head and simply doesn't say anything.
But... mentioned the matter of this female soldier, Guan Lin thought of another thing, words... The thousand parts that Mi Fang lost to him, why hasn't there been a sound?
When is this?
Immediately, Guan Lin pondered, later... Go to the Taishou Mansion, meet this Mi Fang Taishou, and collect the debt!
However, Guan Lin and Zhang Fei talked about kung fu, and Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping finished fighting.
Guan Yinping was slightly inferior, and Zhang Xingcai didn't have to tell the winner.
Sister Tournament... Just click on it.
"Daddy... Brother Yunqi? ”
Noticing Daddy Zhang Fei's side, Guan Lin was also there, and Zhang Xingcai ran towards them quickly...
Guan Yinping also followed and bowed his hand to Zhang Fei.
"My niece and daughter meet the third uncle!"
Zhang Fei boasted against his will: "The knife technique of the silver screen already has a bit of charm from your father!" ”
"Let the third uncle laugh." Guan Yinping looked very modest.
It was Zhang Xingcai, when he saw Guan Lin, he didn't care about saying hello to his father Zhang Fei, so he pulled Guan Lin aside...
"Sister Xingcai? You are..."
Guan Lin was taken aback.
Zhang Xingcai grinned and got straight to the point, "You gave the silver screen last night... Just two pieces, how can it be enough? Is there anything left? ”
Because it is disposable, it consumes a lot.
Two pieces are not enough for Zhang Xingcai to fight!
Guan Lin's eyes widened at this moment, he found that Zhang Xingcai's temperament was much more bold than his third sister Guan Yinping, this is a standard female man, and there is no twist when the third sister mentioned this.
"Ready-made... I'm afraid it's gone. Guan Lin spread his hands, "However, it's not complicated to manufacture, and the material thief Cao Peng has it there, so let's do it... Ming'er, I'll send it to Sister Xingcai. ”
Guan Lin said so...
Zhang Xingcai panicked, "Ming'er? What's the line? What to use tonight? ”
Her eyebrows froze...
From a distance, it looks like a "childhood sweetheart" and a "two little guesses" little couple when they are angry.
When Zhang Fei saw this scene, he was relieved...
He pondered...
- "Guan Lin, this kid, still plays dumb riddles for Lao Tzu, isn't this already together?"
Guan Yinping seemed to have guessed Zhang Xingcai's purpose of looking for his fourth brother Guan Lin, and couldn't help but blush.
"Won't you be able to do so by tonight?" Zhang Xingcai took Guan Lin's hand with a begging look.
It's still the same sentence, from simple to luxurious, from luxury to simple difficult... Tried this soft, leak-proof, non-slip... How can you use the original low-quality, unclean, and uncomfortable ones?
"The main thing is to dry... I can't do it tonight. Guan Lin pondered...
Papermaking is not to say that it is made, other processes can be rushed, but this one... I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!
"Then tomorrow morning, let's say it..."Zhang Xingcai blinked with big eyes and looked directly at Guan Lin.
"Cheng... Cheng..."Guan Lin could only agree.
At this time, "Hahahaha..." accompanied by hearty laughter, Zhang Fei walked over.
"Girl? Cloud flags? What to say? ”
"Nothing?" Guan Lin and Zhang Xingcai spoke in unison.
Such a tacit understanding made Zhang Fei even happier, and he immediately ordered: "Xingcai, during this time in Jiangling, Yinping still has to lead troops, and I can't accompany you, so let's do it, you have nothing to do, just protect the thoughtfulness of the cloud banner for your second uncle, this kid's brain is very active, but his kung fu is not good... It's a task given to you by your father! ”
It is rare that when Zhang Fei said this, he was serious and meticulous.
Guan Lin was drunk.
- "It's really coming!"
Zhang Xingcai wanted to refuse, but... When the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them back, and after thinking about it carefully, it was not bad to follow Brother Guan Lin, the entire Jiangling City was the most interesting for him, not to mention... And those fluffy little wings, follow him... Isn't it inexhaustible?
"Thus the father commanded her, that the daughter... must live up to his mission, protect Brother Yunqi, and not let people hurt him a millimeter. ”
Speaking of which... Zhang Xingcai also looked at Guan Lin specially.
At this moment, Guan Lin's eyes were looking at Zhang Fei.
He wanted to refuse...
But when he saw Zhang Fei's glare, Guan Lin shuddered, he finally knew how Xiahou Jie was scared to death when he was down the Changban slope.
That loud voice and this "god-destroying" pupil seem to tell everyone that his words... Can't refuse.
Guan Lin was stunned, "It's still properly arranged by Uncle Zhang, with Sister Xingcai's protection, suddenly... My nephew feels much more down-to-earth! ”
"Haha..."Zhang Fei smiled heartily, he looked at Zhang Xingcai, and whispered something in her ear.
He turned to Guan Lin again and whispered to him.
- "I'll leave my daughter to you." ”
After that, Zhang Fei walked away like a victor...
Only Guan Lin remained, and it felt a little messy in the wind.
This he... Sort of, one more female bodyguard?
But Guan Yinping asked first: "Xingcai?" Do you really want to protect the fourth brother? ”
"Father's order? How dare you disobey? Zhang Xingcai has a long gun, which is simply a sense of "the gun is there and the person is there"...
Guan Lin arched his hand slightly, "Sister Xingcai, give me a lot of advice!" ”
"Don't dare to advise." Zhang Xingcai's words changed, "Where will I go to play later?" ”
That's when ...
The sound of "stampeding" footsteps came from the moon gate, and Guan Lin turned his head and was immediately startled.
He hurriedly shouted: "Big brother, second brother, fifth brother..."
As he spoke, Guan Lin ran towards them.
- It's Guan Ping, Guan Xing, and Guan Suo who are back.
- Triumphant return.
They had just come back, and they had just returned to Guan Yu with specific battle reports, battle losses, and loot... I was going to go back and rest.
Seeing Guan Lin coming, Guan Suo hurried to catch up, "Fourth brother, this time you won... You are a great contributor, and there are only two names written in the merit book in the battle report between me and my eldest brother and second brother, one is you... One is the old evil yellow. ”
"Yes, this great victory is thanks to the fourth brother." Guan Ping also boasted.
Although Guan Xing didn't speak, he could feel it from his eyes, this battle... He was convinced by Guan Lin.
It's Guan Lin, he doesn't care about these.
He blinked his eyes and asked hurriedly. "What about the trophies of the tiger and leopard rides? What about the armor, the weapons, and the horses? ”
This is what Guan Lin is most concerned about...
Although Mi Fang's thousand-part trilogy has not yet been put in place, the arsenal of Jiangling City is not open to him Guan Lin, and Guan Lin has to find a way to get these military baggage by himself.
And the military baggage of the tiger and leopard ride, he has long been eager to see through.
Merely...
When Guan Lin asked this sentence, the atmosphere here suddenly became cold.
Guan Ping, Guan Xing, and Guan Suo's eyes all lowered their eyes, as if there was something unspeakable.
"It won't be without a military baggage, will it?" Guan Lin asked in surprise.
Guan Ping, Guan Xing, and Guan Suo made eye contact with each other, or... is dodging Guan Lin's gaze.
"What the hell is going on? It's not going to... The tiger and leopard rode away, right? Guan Lin blinked... I feel like the atmosphere is a little wrong!
It's still Guan Suo, he can't stand this atmosphere the most.
He replied immediately.
"I haven't taken a penny from my eldest brother and second brother from these military baggage... They were all specially brought back, with more than 1,000 horses, more than 2,000 armor, and more than 2,000 weapons... It's all ready to be handed over to the fourth brother! It's just that... It's just..."
In the end, for some reason, Guan Suo choked up, and it was obvious that there was something unspeakable.
Guan Lin's eyes condensed, and he asked directly.
- "Is it Daddy?" Did my father withhold my military baggage? ”
I blurted out this... Guan Ping, Guan Xing, and Guan Suo all bit their lips, as if... After all, it was the three of them, and they also felt that Daddy Guan Yu had done it this time.
And from their expressions, Guan Lin knew.
"-I see!"
His fists clenched.
Immediately, he took the "meteor stride" and walked in the direction of the main hall where his father Guan Yu was.
"Fourth brother... Fourth brother..."
"Fourth brother..."
"Fourth brother..."
Guan Suo, Guan Ping, and Guan Xing reached out to grab Guan Lin at the same time, wanting to stop Guan Lin.
But Guan Lin shook it off and said as he walked.
- "Daddy can be a vegetarian, and Daddy can also talk about the benefits of being vegetarian; ”
- "But if my dad insists on forcing me to be a vegetarian too; ”
- "So... I'll let him know that I'm not a vegetarian! ”
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(End of chapter)