Chapter 156 I still like Daddy's unruly appearance
What's your name?
What's your dad's name?
How many people do you have?
This is not the first time Guan Lin has used this method to respond to ignorant "thorns".
Of course, this is also a reminder of the thorn:
- But if your father is not as good as my father, girl, you should be honest, don't jump!
Under normal circumstances, when it comes to this, the other party should be honest.
But this time, Guan Lin encountered a horizontal one.
Originally, those heckling parts had already closed their mouths one by one and lowered their heads.
Only the thorn of the "thorn in the thorn", he looked left and right, and immediately shouted: "What are you afraid of? ”
As he spoke, he also took a step forward and directly met Guan Lin's gaze: "Guan Sigongzi, others are afraid of you, I'm not afraid, I was originally the commander of these tribes, my name is Elk Lu, Mi Taishou here, General Anguo in Shu That's my uncle, Uncle Liu Huang's Mrs. Mi, I call her an aunt?" I don't believe it, you still dare to kill me? ”
There is no fear!
However, with this relationship there, there is indeed 'fearless' capital, but it is a pity that it is Guan Lin who has encountered it.
It's a pity that Guan Lin is beside him, and there is also Zhang Xingcai.
"Brother Elk... How do you talk to the fourth son? Mi Yang immediately persuaded...
But this elk was willing to listen, he turned around and shouted to the tribes: "That's how I speak, whoever comes!" ”
"When Dangyang Bridge was underway, my aunt was separated with the two-year-old young master, and was found by General Zilong, but General Zilong only had one horse, called my aunt to get on the horse, my aunt refused to get on the horse, and finally entrusted the young master to General Zhao Yun and threw herself into the well and died.
The aunt mentioned in this elk road is the sister of Mi Zhu and Mi Fang, who is an important component of Liu Bei's defeat of Lu Bu and Mi Zhu, as an "angel investor", sending soldiers, food, and sisters!
And Mrs. Mi, the small character Luyun.
She is a strong woman.
This moose road is becoming more and more fearless.
"Hehe..."Guan Lin immediately smiled. Your name is Elk, right? I think you're really 'lost'. ”
Speaking of this, Guan Lin looked back at Zhang Xingcai and gave her a tacit look, which meant to say, take it easy, don't really kill her... It's hard to explain!
However, don't fight too lightly, if it's too light, it seems that Guan Lin is afraid of his identity.
Zhang Xingcai was already eager to try, and she smiled at Guan Lin, as if she was answering
- "Sister, I know how heavy it is!"
So, as she walked forward, she moved her wrist...
Who would have thought that such a woman who looks slender and seems to be "harmless to humans and animals", how ruthless she will be when she moves?
As if Elk suddenly felt a cool breath, he seemed to realize the seriousness of some problems.
He hurriedly shouted, "After all, Guan Sigongzi can't be unreasonable, right?" I just asked for the brothers, do the four princes' subordinates have weapons? Is there armor? Can you survive on the battlefield? Your father didn't give you weapons, so when you were your ministry? How to fight? I... I... I... Am I wrong? ”
His words were impassioned and powerful, instantly igniting a fire in everyone's hearts.
"yes... Guan Sigongzi can't be unreasonable! ”
"Guan Sigongzi asked us to make a part? Have you ever wondered why we are fighting? ”
"Guan Sigongzi doesn't know martial arts, it's not... Isn't it just on paper? ”
Things seem to have gotten complicated all of a sudden.
It seems that it is no longer possible to solve one person and calm down!
Guan Lin frowned slightly, this elk really roasted him on the fire...
- "That's going to be difficult!"
Guan Lin muttered in his heart...
That's when it happened.
A powerful voice came from far and near.
- "Who is talking about me?" ”
This sound was like a landslide cracking the ground, even louder than Guan Lin's megaphone, as if the earth was trembling.
- Hong Zhong Da Lu, the tiger roars and the dragon roars.
- "Won't you?"
When Guan Lin heard this voice, his heart was shocked, and he subconsciously looked for the sound.
It didn't matter, he heard it right, it was no one else who shouted it.
It's his dad - Guan Yu!
And with Guan Yu, there were dozens of people, including Zhou Cang, Ma Liang, and... Many officials of Jiangling City, big and small, Guan Lin looked very familiar.
- Who said that I was talking on paper?
The aftermath is lingering..."buzzing", especially resounding in the ears of this thousand-part series.
The moment they turned their heads to see Guan Erye, they were all shocked.
And as Guan Yu approached, he pulled out his voice and said loudly: "Fang Cai, which Yan Wu'er is talking on paper?" Stand out! ”
This wave shook people's ears numb.
It's like a torrent rolling on the river, slapping against the big rock cliffs on the shore, making a deafening sound.
Those blind coaxing subordinates, where do they dare to speak!
Even the "thorny head" of the elk was trembling all over, and it was about to pee.
How dare he "stand up" forward, his pants are already wet.
Guan Erye's deterrence is not covered!
At this time, Guan Yu had already walked in front of Guan Lin, and he looked at Guan Lin, who was "especially surprised", but soon, his eyes were attracted by the strange megaphone.
He groaned again: "Fang Cai, who is it that said that I would let you wait to go into battle and die?" How dare you stand up? ”
Guan Yu's voice was already loud this time, and with the addition of a megaphone, the last sound, the shock brought by it, was like the sound of Jin Ge Iron Horse, like the shock and thunder before the storm, which made people's hearts tremble.
And following the aftermath of this voice, everyone's mood went up and down, fast and slow...
It's like a seat full of 1,000 people, and for a moment, they are oppressed by the sound and don't dare to raise their heads at all.
- "Good!"
Guan Lin covered his ears, he glanced at his father Guan Yu, and muttered in his heart.
- "Is Daddy swollen today?" Is this the sun coming out of the west? Daddy, unexpectedly, unexpectedly... Are you standing up for me? If something goes wrong, there must be a demon! Daddy can't be clever and think about the tricks, right?"
Immediately, Guan Lin was a little more cautious.
As for the various reasons for this.
Guan Yu would never tell Guan Lin that it was the news of "Cao Ren's fainting" that came, that he was powerful, that he was powerful, that he was powerful, and that his plot layout was powerful.
It's good to know in your heart, considering the unpleasantness caused by this matter.
This is about to be said, Guan Yu's face is swollen by himself.
Therefore, at this moment, Guan Yu's face was condensed, as motionless as a mountain, he used his voice and his eyes to deter these "soldiers" from the Mi family in front of him!
In his own way, he made these parts aware.
- If you want to fight against his son Yunqi, then pass his Guan Yu level first.
Zhang Xingcai also covered his ears.
Originally, she only thought that in terms of voice, who could compare to her father Zhang Fei's three roars under the Dangyang Bridge.
Even, listening to his father's boasting, he roared at that Xiahou Jie to the point of heartbreak, fell off his horse and died!
But today, I heard these three roars from the second uncle for Brother Yunqi!
Zhang Xingcai thinks... His father's "roar at the head of the Yang Bridge scared Cao Cao away millions of soldiers" is nothing more than that, right?
Now...
The atmosphere of the whole school field suddenly became serious.
Fang Cai was still "scattered" with a thousand parts of the random array, and now they have straightened their waists one by one, but their heads are buried deeply, as if... I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Especially on the elk road, there was suddenly a kind of 10,000 horses named "grass mud" in his heart, galloping past him, and he was trampled on his liver and gall.
At this moment, what Lu Lu was thinking in his heart was, who said that the Guan family's father and son were not in harmony?
Who said Guan Lin was a "rebel"?
If there is discord, if it is a rebel, then... Will Guan Erye chant these three times for him? Will this be the first for him?
Instigated...
Thinking that Guan Lin had his father Guan Yu behind him, Elk Lu was completely stunned.
The so-called brothers are like siblings, and wives are like clothes, compared to Guan Yu, his aunt Mrs. Mi is a hammer!
…
It was Guan Lin, especially confused, he knocked on the door of his head, and asked his father Guan Yu in a strange whisper.
"Daddy... Are you being confused by a child? ”
Guan Yu glanced at him, but when he didn't hear it, he still maintained the majesty of Feng Didi.
Guan Lin asked in a low voice again, "Dad, if you are not angry?" That must have been a bad night's sleep? Last night... Stayed up late, right? Watch "Spring and Autumn", right, how many times has the child told you, watch less "Spring and Autumn", have this kung fu and watch more "The Art of War", the last time I watched "The Art of War", I have realized what is the truth that the bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish! ”
Belch...
Guan Yu felt that he was about to hold back his internal injuries.
He put his hands behind his back and gently patted his back with the hand behind his back, trying to calm himself down.
His heart is full of the words "not angry"! ~
Before he came today, he sat alone in the house and meditated for half an hour.
The content of meditation is just one thing:
- "I'll see Yunqi later, no matter what, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry!"
The most important thing is not to be angry, Guan Yu thought about it three times in total.
Therefore, even now, Guan Lin used that "provocative" tone to ignite the flame in Guan Yu's heart again and again.
But Guan Yu's heart is like stopping water, and it is not moving like a mountain.
His mind was always silent
- "Even if you owe this kid, Guan will not be angry today!"
Guan Yu is so...
Guan Lin felt that it was very weird, and the whole thing was weird and terrifying.
Is this still the same dad who fought with him yesterday?
It's only been a day, and you're scared?
Guan Lin pondered.
- "Daddy, just got up?" That's it? Don't make me look down on you!'
"-ahem!" At this moment, Ma Liang, who followed Guan Yu onto the wooden platform, coughed lightly.
It seems to be a reminder of Guan Yu.
Guan Yu immediately waved his hand.
Zhou Cang understood, and hurriedly walked in front of Guan Lin, "Fourth son, the captured tiger and leopard cavalry have all been sent to the thief Cao Peng's office, a total of 3,700 pairs of armor, 2,200 pairs of halberds, 1,400 pairs of spears, 3,000 stones of bows and arrows, another 1,200 war horses, and a number of other ordnance!" The crossbows and vans borrowed by the Guan Jiajun, as well as the ordnance transported back from Changsha County, were also returned! ”
Speaking of this, Zhou Cang handed the bamboo slip with the detailed name to Guan Lin, and did not forget to add seriously.
"Your father said, all of these are handed over to you, and it is the plot of the fourth prince to hit the tiger and leopard ride hard, this battle is a great victory, and the fourth prince has made great contributions, these are all deserved by the fourth son!"
Call...
Zhou Cang's words made Guan Lin stunned again.
For a moment, Guan Lin felt that his father hadn't woken up? It's crazy!
To what extent? In order to send all the military baggage of the tiger and leopard horseman.
Guan Lin's eyes widened.
And the thousand-part trilogy was directly shocked, so surprised that I couldn't breathe.
I didn't say it yet... Guan Sigongzi has no weapons, no armor, and his troops... Is going to war to die?
Now, not only are there weapons, armor is available, and what's more, this is the equipment of the "Tiger and Leopard Ride"?
Need to know...
Back then, these troops followed Liu Bei and the people across the river, but they were chased by tigers and leopards and beaten behind their buttocks!
It's not that he doesn't resist.
But you can't beat it at all!
The tiger and leopard rode in equipment, and the smell of "money" was full of all over the body.
The Mi family's subordinates are all over the body, and no one has a tiger and leopard riding a pair of expensive battles!
It's not an exaggeration at all, a well-armed tiger and leopard cavalry knight, surrounded by thirty infantry troops, may not be able to stop it! Fifty parts are encircled, people can fight if they want to, and they can leave if they want to!
- This is the sorrow of the infantry to the cavalry in the event of a battle under the crushing of equipment.
So...
Does it mean now that as Guan Sigongzi's subordinates, they can wear this armor, battle robe, and blade that smells of "money"?
There are even strong bows and crossbows that tigers and leopards ride, and everyone is equipped with a horse!
You must know that the number of horses in the entire Guan family army is only 3,000!
Hiss...
Thinking of this verse, this thousand-part trilogy looked at Guan Lin.
At this moment, their eyes were full of guilt, how arrogant they were, and how guilty they are now!
However, it's not over yet.
After Zhou Cang's order, Guan Yu glanced at several officials beside him.
Immediately, Cao Peng of the arsenal took a step forward and said loudly: "The prince has an order, from today onwards, the Jiangling arsenal will give priority to all the military baggage of the fourth prince, and all the military baggage of the arsenal will be selected by the subordinates of the fourth prince first, and the first configuration will be supplemented. ”
blurted out these words, and the official in charge of the grain depot also took a step forward, cough cough... He coughed lightly and said loudly: "The prince has an order, from today onwards, the money and grain of the government treasury will be given priority to the army under the command of the fourth prince, if there are officials who prevaricate or obstruct, they will be dismissed and dealt with strictly!" ”
After that, it was Cao Peng, who was in charge of the horse library, and Cao Peng, who was in charge of forging... All kinds of people, as long as they are engaged in logistics for the troops, they have come out to express their positions.
The meaning is the same.
All the resources of Jingzhou, Guan Lin's troops enjoy the priority allocation right beyond Guan Jiajun.
And this... Undoubtedly, because of Guan Lin, the identity of his subordinates is also rising!
The more I listen to this thousand-part trilogy, the more I feel palpitations.
They feel very different now than they did when they first arrived.
When I first came, it was 10,000 reluctance, but now... One by one, I couldn't wait to kneel in front of Guan Lin immediately and call out:
- General!
Zhang Xingcai was stunned...
It's not a newcomer, otherwise, he must have thought... How much the second uncle spoils this younger brother!
It's spoiled to the sky.
On the other hand, Guan Lin, the more he listened, the more he felt that "his heart had palpitations", and the more he listened, the more he felt that "there must be demons when things go wrong"!
He quietly came to Ma Liang's side.
Lowered his voice and asked Ma Liang. "Uncle Ma? You've got to be honest with me, what the hell happened to my dad? ”
Ma Liang groaned for a while, and also replied quietly: "Cao Chun is dead, Cao Ren fainted!" Your boy's plan has made a difference! ”
"Oh..."
Guan Lin came back to his senses all of a sudden, it turned out to be this!
On Cao Ren and Cao Chun's side, Guan Lin was not surprised.
The bureau has already been laid out, sooner or later.
It was Cao Ren's fainting, which was somewhat unexpected, and... This thing, more quickly than he thought.
Of course, Guan Lin's layout did not predict Cao Chun's return, let alone that Cao Chun would swing his sword and slash at the crossbow.
This is a coincidence, and it is also an accident!
It's a lot of advance.
Ma Liang explained what he knew to Guan Lin.
Guan Lin nodded slightly...
But soon, he felt that something was wrong, "Uncle Ma, I'm afraid there is something else, right?" ”
Oh, yes...
What kind of character is Dad, if it is simply like this, then send Zhou Cang to ride the tiger and leopard on the military baggage, and even... Just send these officials on their own.
Why bother to go out in person, why bother to shout those three tiger roars and dragon roars for him.
All of a sudden, Guan Lin's eyes became suspicious.
"Uncle Ma, you can't lie to me."
This...
Ma Liang hesitated for a moment, he looked at Guan Yu in the afterglow, and saw that Guan Yu was still listening to the words of those officials, and he didn't notice this.
"Alas", Ma Liang sighed, and still chose to tell Guan Lin in 1510.
"I can't hide it from you, Cao Chun is dead, Cao Ren fainted, and the tiger and leopard cavalry was almost wiped out, before Cao Cao returned to help, this was a good opportunity for the Northern Expedition to Xiangfan... Your father wants to control the Jingjiang River, and then recover all the northern borders of Jiangxia, but... Catch up with this dry season. ”
Not... Dry season?
Guan Lin came back to his senses all of a sudden, and he immediately said: "During the dry season, my father wants to borrow these crossbows and side vans to deal with Cao Wei's cavalry?" ”
"And the wooden ox and the horse." Ma Liang did not hide it, "During the dry season, it is difficult to transport military rations and military baggage by water, and if there is no wooden oxen and horses, I am afraid that it will not be able to attack in a hurry... Cao Cao's return to help is at most a month, and the opportunity must not be lost! ”
Oh...
Hearing this, Guan Lin nodded slowly.
Understood, all understood.
Sure enough, something goes wrong, there must be a demon... It turns out that Dad is thinking about his Guan Lin's weapons?
Then again.
At least...
This time, my father came to ask him to borrow it, but he didn't deduct it directly.
From this point of view, compared to the past... But there are many "faces".
- "Looks like Daddy has improved a lot!"
With this in mind...
Guan Lin nodded slowly.
At this moment, the voices of those officials ended.
There are more than a dozen logistics Cao Peng offices, and Guan Yu asked every responsible official to express his position, which can be regarded as giving Guan Lin enough face.
In his opinion, this is a relief from the many unpleasantness and tensions between father and son before.
- It can be regarded as a "great reconciliation"...
However, Guan Yu will not apologize, this is already the greatest sincerity he can give!
At this moment, Guan Yu looked around at the thousand parts in front of him.
Raise your voice again. "It is an honor to follow Wu'er Yunqi, in the future, if Guan Mou hears that in this song of Wu'er, there are 'soldiers disobey generals', 'disobey military discipline', and 'despise superiors', Guan Mou will never be polite!"
Guan Yu emphasized the word "you're welcome".
In fact, there is no need to emphasize that every word Guan Yu sings is a great deterrent to these parts.
Let them feel infinite "reverence" and "fear" towards their "master" Guan Lin from the bottom of their hearts.
These... is a barracks, the so-called general Liwei!.
Guan Yu can be regarded as setting up this prestige for his son!
"Do you hear that?"
Guan Yu roared at the wide voice.
"I heard you!" A thousand parts should be drunk in unison.
"-My son's part, haven't you even eaten?" Guan Yu's voice came out again.
At this moment, a thousand parts of the song shouted in unison, "How dare you not be loyal?" ”
Guan Yu was satisfied, he turned around and walked towards Guan Lin, and when he walked to Guan Lin's side, he didn't speak, just gave him a look and motioned him to talk elsewhere.
Guan Lin also followed Guan Yu to the thief Cao Peng in front.
Instead of going to the main hall or the study, the father and son went to a place where they had some memories.
- Thatched house!
Oh, yes...
Once upon a time, this father and son were still working together outside the study of the Guan family's mansion, and this stinky boy also said that his Guan Yu urine was unhealthy!
The thatched house of the thief Cao Peng was ventilated on all sides, and the cool breeze blew, and both of them had some urgency to urinate, and they took off their pants respectively.
Guan Lin let go a little, and the whole faded to the thigh, but Guan Yu was very subtle and only missed a corner.
- "Daddy? This urine is also careful, can you urinate far away? ”
Guan Lin's cold words made Guan Yu suddenly want to win, he saw Guan Lin withdraw his pants to his thighs, and simply, Guan Yu also faded his pants to his thighs.
Then the qi sank into the dantian, and between the waist and abdomen, the muscles collapsed tightly.
"-Flow!"
Flood floodgates are generally opened...
Sure enough, I took off my pants like this and peed a lot farther.
"Look... What does the child say? Guan Lin said with a smile: "Or just say daddy, sometimes you have to listen to the child, the sage also said that the threesome must have my teacher, and those who are good will follow it, and those who are not good will change it!" There are too many 'bad' places in the father's body, and there are many 'good' places in the child's body! Daddy should listen to the instructions of the saints and learn more from the children! ”
Guan Lin's distorted interpretation made Guan Yu frown.
He pondered.
- "It's clear that my father's urine is far away, but this kid wants me to learn from you, is your kid's urine as far away as mine?"
Guan Yu was about to have a seizure, but suddenly remembered three words in his heart.
- "Don't be angry."
Immediately, the anger that quietly rose with this bubble of urine went with the wind.
"Do you know why your father brought you to the hut?"
"Isn't it because my father is in a hurry to urinate?"
Guan Lin's words were always so unexpected, and he immediately added, "Last time, my father's urine was slightly turbid, and the bubble didn't go away for a long time... I also said that my dad has high blood pressure, and this time I saw that it was much better... Maybe I guessed wrong, it's low blood pressure, my dad is angry, my blood pressure is high, just a synthesis, but the urine is not soaked! ”
Belch...
Guan Yu was a little speechless.
- "Is this "blood pressure" again, this medical rhetoric?"
Finally, Guan Yu couldn't help it, he couldn't talk to this kid anymore, this kid was too good at circumambulation, too good at sophistry.
He went around it, and by tomorrow morning... I can't borrow anything.
"Ahem..."
Guan Yu coughed lightly, settled down, and immediately opened his mouth and said, "The reason why I brought you here is because here we have a father-son dialogue, only God knows, you know and I know!" ”
"And urine, it knows it." Guan Lin interjected...
- "Don't be angry!"
Guan Yu forcibly held back, he took another deep breath, and still said the thoughts in his heart.
- "What you want, what you need, for your father to give you all, for your father wants to go north to Xiangfan, control the Jingjiang River, in order to capture the north of Jiangxia... Now that it is the dry season, I need to temporarily borrow your crossbow, side carriage, wooden ox and horse, what do you think? ”
As expected, sure enough... It's this.
Guan Lin guessed that his father had not been at ease since he took off his pants.
So...
Guan Lin's eyes rolled, as if he was a little hesitant.
"What? Are you afraid that your father will not pay it back? Guan Yu's tone was soothing enough, and it was the first time he had spoken to Guan Lin so patiently.
Even, he has to hold Guan Lin. "My son is shrewd, if you don't want to do a loss-making business, then your father can pay you and have the right to lease your weapons!"
It is not easy for Guan Yu to talk about this.
It's just that...
"Well..."Guan Lin finally spoke, he smiled at Guan Yu, rubbing his hands, as if he felt that this was still unhygienic.
So, I wiped my father's green robe... Just wipe your hands.
While wiping his hands, he sighed.
"Daddy has opened his mouth like this, and it seems unreasonable for the child to refuse again."
"Well, yes, yes, but... The child found that he still liked his father's unruly appearance at the beginning! ”
"—Daddy... Why don't you recover? ”
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(End of chapter)