Extra: 'Literature will follow-up' (thank you for your tips)
The knights of the Cold Emerald Knights have been a little angry lately.
The reason is some 'strange literature' that has been repeatedly banned in Canterlot.
Originally, after training, everyone would go to the shower together shirtless.
After training, there is nothing more refreshing than having a tavern white beer with your comrades and eating a few plates of special side dishes made by the proprietress of the hostess.
But now......
After training, no matter how hot the weather is, the knights are dressed tightly.
But if there is a woman within a radius of 10 miles, they can not speak to each other without talking.
If you have to speak, you have to shout at least 3 meters apart.
1 centimeter less, they just wait a few days, and the two of them will appear together in 'Strange Literature'.
The biggest change is the original good man of the Knights, and the later 'heartthrob' Rock Knight. This former social cow suddenly became a social terror.
was habitually slapped on the arm by Lance, and everyone jumped on the beam in fright.
In the locker room, Lance felt that there were no women here, so he habitually sketched Locke's neck, scaring Locke into falling over-the-shoulder.
directly threw him on his back.
Lance: "...... I'm Gan! ”
Locke was about to cry, "Don't touch me!" I don't want to dream of being XXOO by you guys again!! ”
After saying that, several knights in the locker room had green faces.
With a "bang", Pang Sen kicked out on the wardrobe, "No! Can't go on like this! We've got to think of a countermeasure! ”
Several people looked at him at the same time, "How to cure it?" The damn 'literary club' that grows bigger, and the biggest leader is the Duchess......"
"Look at Your Highness, does he seem to be in charge?"
The ladies of the Literary Society have tacitly avoided His Excellency the Duke lately.
So, the duke, who could not be burned by the fire, turned a blind eye to this matter of the ladies.
"We have to teach them a lesson."
"You say 'demolishing the house'?" Knight Lance, who had learned new words from his wife, shook his head, "It's useless, you tear one down, and they'll rebuild it for you in minutes." ”
"I don't want to really play acting like the last time I did the Ferran Knights,, it really hurts, I've been rubbing the medicine for a long time after that."
"No, I mean, let's ...... it like this," Pang Sen hooked his index finger as the men whispered in a heap.
After finishing speaking, several people looked strange.
"Will it work?"
"I think it's reliable."
"Gan! I have a business at home! I'll get it! ”
……
Li Aili is not very satisfied with the "food" contributed by the wives at the recent "Literature Club".
Also, it's the state of everyone.
The wives were so sad that it was hard for her to continue pretending not to see.
So, she clapped her hands gently, and the maid respectfully withdrew.
As soon as the door of the Camellia Hall was closed, "Okay, it's time for the secret talk of the boudoir, come, let's talk about something we can't talk about, I'll start first." ”
"I'm secretly knocking the Duke and the Pope's CP."
Ladies: "................................................"
[Are you really not afraid of death......]
Annie: [The Duke knows, and he may really kill you, Ellie......]
Lily: [Would you like to give Ellie a cushion in advance...... Well, when I was tossed miserably by my husband, it really worked. 】
Ellie Lee: "...... "I thank you!!
"The ......," said the lady of the knight Ponson, "I don't know whether to say it or not......
She smiled a little miserably, "I suspect Ponson cheated." ”
Anne was the first to slap the table, "I told Balk to beat him!" ”
Li Aili hurriedly stopped her, "No, no, no, don't rush to make a conclusion in advance." "Don't be in a hurry to participate, otherwise it may end up being the result of friendship.
After giving up, she looked at Mrs. Ponson soothingly, "Tell me what's going on?" ”
The sisters gathered around her, handing tea to those who handed tea, Shunbei who was on their backs, and a special little blanket for contributing.
Mrs. Ponson obviously felt much better, and said with red eyes: "Thank you! ”
She began to recount, "I noticed that the problem was in the last few days. ”
"It's been a long time since he's been out at night, and he's been drinking with the knights."
"But since ......," she paused, "you know, he hasn't been there in a long time. ”
Ellie Lee: "......"
"Then, not long ago, he came back with a fat powder on him, and when I asked him, he was at a loss."
"I followed him once, and I found out that he went to that kind of place, woo woo woo ......"
After saying that, she couldn't stand it anymore and broke down and cried.
"Am I wrong? Woowoo woo ......"
"If I don't mess with CP, he will still go drinking with his good brother instead of cheating on a woman...... Woowoo woo ......"
The room is as quiet as death.
Immediately after that, Locke's wife turned white, "Actually...... Locke too. ”
"Lance too."
"So is Jonathan."
"Raines too."
Ellie Lee: ".................."
She narrowed her eyes slightly, and went to piao in a group?
How did she smell of conspiracy?
Ponson's wife wiped away her tears, "Actually, I've been thinking about it for days. ”
"I feel that marriage is more important than my hobbies, and I want to save my marriage."
Anne stood up irritably and yelled, "Do you have a problem with your brain?" The dog man's cheating is his problem! What does it have to do with you! ”
Li Ali stopped Anne and shook her head.
Mrs. Ponson, whose face was pale, stood up and gave a ladylike salute to Li Ailie, "Madam...... I want to quit the Literary Society. ”
Because of this incident, this 'literary meeting' broke up unhappily.
Even though many people didn't say it, Li Aili could see that they all wanted to quit.
In fact, whether the ladies join or not does not affect her.
No one produces food anymore, so she YY herself.
Who else can control her brain?
But, she just can't swallow this breath!!
Li Aili burrowed into the alchemy house and sneered, "Knights, don't let me catch the evidence of your troubles, or ......"
She began to concoct the 'Sex Transfer' potion, her eyes glaring, "You may die a miserable death. ”
……
Next week, it's 'literature' time for the ladies again.
But this time, there were only four or five people in the room.
Compared to the wife of the married knights of the entire Knights, which included the entire Order at its peak, it was a bleak comparison.
Anne trembled angrily, "Humph! Expelle them all! Break up! ”
Lily calmly analyzed beside her, "Everyone is blaming themselves, if it is really because of our sugar that Pang Sen cheated, I feel a little sorry in my heart." ”
Anne pounded the table, "Dogs eat, is it because people don't give food??" No! I'm just angry that they can't think of this clearly! ”
"Ellie! You judge! ”
Li Aili smiled slightly, took out three bottles of potion, and placed them on the table.
"Drink? Sex transfer agents. ”
Anne and Lily: "........................"
[You, you calm down! 】
Li Aili smiled lightly, "What do you think?" It's not permanent, even if it's permanent, if you drink another bottle, won't it change back? ”
The two of them said uncertainly: "What are you...... What are you going to do? ”
Li Aili narrowed her emerald phoenix eyes slightly, "That kind of place, women won't be allowed to enter, right?" ”
"This kind of thing is not easy to spread, and it is not easy to trust people."
"If you know Pang Sen, there is still a danger of leaking the news, so why don't we investigate it ourselves?"
So, the three of them exchanged glances and picked up the [Sex Transfer Elixir] together.
The three potion bottles touched lightly, "Cheers!" ”
Then, take a sip together.