Chapter 30: The Mudslide of Life (Asking for Votes)
Night falls.
The back garden is lit up with exquisite magic lights.
In a sea of flowers, there is a romantic dining table.
At either end of the long table sat a pair of handsome men and beautiful women.
The magic lamp struck the Marquis Marina's face, and her moist skin looked like a shelled egg, and not a single pore could be seen.
The Marquis Marina, who had taken two bottles of "beauty potion", was indeed radiant and beautiful.
Moreover, after taking the drug, she did not feel unwell.
It is reasonable to suspect that this is the minotaur of the alchemy shop, and he doesn't want to sell "beauty potions" to her, an outsider.
Under the moonlight, in the sea of flowers.
The magic lamp slowly changes color, and everything is so romantic and beautiful.
The Marquis of Maria looked at the man sitting across from her, Arthur Emerald.
The man has an invincible army, a vast fiefdom that occupies one-third of the kingdom, a rich family that rivals the country, and his handsome appearance that has made countless maidens toss and turn.
How could God give so much favor to a man?
The Marquis Maria cleared her throat gently, then clamped her throat and made a sweet and beautiful voice like a lark: "Brother Arthur~ You eat with me alone, Madame, she won't mind, right?" ”
The Duke's ice-blue eyes drooped slightly, staring at the bright red wine in the goblet in front of him.
The magic lamp behind him was a little bright, making his expression a little obscure.
The Marquis continued in a sweet tone: "I am really worried that Madame has misunderstood. You say, sister, she can't misunderstand, right? ”
"'Misunderstanding'?" The Duke savored the word lightly, and for a moment the smile was cold and terrifying.
The marquis was so frightened by that smile that she subconsciously shuddered.
"I know my sister, my sister just loves to make trouble unreasonably." Marina shyly brushed her haircut, "It's not like me, if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be so vexatious." ”
Arthur Leng Jade leaned back in his chair and pinched his eyebrows.
"I'm so angry that I'm wasting my time here......" he whispered.
With that, the Duke stood up, ready to end the farce early.
However, at this moment, Marina only felt a sudden distance in her lower abdomen.
It was so inflated that it almost broke her corset.
Because of the girdle, the anger was strangled and ran down without hesitation, and the unprepared Marquis Marina put a loud fart in front of the coldest male god in the whole empire.
"Porphyry—"
There was a dead silence in private.
The duke, who was about to leave, was stunned.
Marina felt her mind go blank.
But the two bottles of beauty potions she drank didn't allow her to 'go blank'.
Just listen, "porphyry", "poof", "poof", ......
The two bottles of potion were stacked on top of each other, it was like a devil, and the sound was connected together, like a percussion song, and it couldn't be stopped at all.
Arthur Cold Emerald: ".................."
The duke, who could crawl out of the pile of dead people without changing his face, looked at the Marquis Marina with a blank expression at the moment.
Neither the 'taste' at this time, nor the gentlemanly qualities of a man, allowed him to stay here and watch a little girl make a fool of himself.
Seeing the handsome man turn around and leave with a subtle expression, Marina only felt that her dream was shattered.
She panicked, she was completely confused.
In the blank mind, a flash of inspiration flashed.
【Enchanting Elixir】!
Right! Only the enchanting potion can make the Duke change his mind!
Even if you see me farting, you can love me with all your heart!
It's just that, in a panic, she forgot who should let her drink the 'charm potion'.
So, her personal maid looked at the potion that was supposed to be given to the duke, but was taken out by her mistress, and looked up in a panic, and took a suffocation.
Handmaiden: "......"
The marquis, who drank the medicine, saw the back of Duke Leng Jade at first glance.
At this moment, she fell in love completely.
There is only this man in his eyes, and nothing else.
And then......
Then, another effect of the alchemical elixir began to work.
The princess's feet began to slowly lift off the ground.
With a loud "porphyry", she was like a rocket speeding up, slamming into the air.
Servants of Constantinople: "......" (キ'゚Д゚ ́)!!
The alarmed cries of the servants drew the Duke to look back.
I saw the Marquis who was in tears and changed the direction of her flight by a fart, like a leaky balloon that had been punctured...... It's all over the place.
Arthur Emerald: "......"
This can't be regarded as the black history of life.
It's literally a mudslide in life.
Arthur pinched his eyebrows, as he seemed to have done so often since he had beaten him to get his duchess back.
It's just that the corners of the man's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly when he turned away.
……
In the castle, Li Ellie is contemplating a table of "food".
In front of her, there was a bowl of blue-purple "unknown solid-liquid mixture".
"You just said, what's this dish called?" Li Aili asked the servant who passed the food.
The manservant said respectfully: "This dish is the traditional cuisine of the Moke Lizard people, the Moke Lizard Chowder. ”
Li Ali silently pushed the bowl away a little.
She didn't want to see a full magic lizard floating up from the soup for a moment.
Then he looked at the second plate in front of her.
On an expensive porcelain plate, there are a few thin slices of raw meat cut up.
The manservant dutifully introduced, "This is the sashimi of a cave python. ”
Ellie Lee: "......"
Just now, did the meat slice "twitch"?
She immediately asked the valet to bring the plate down. Take one more look, and she won't have to eat tonight.
Finally, the valet placed the night's staple in front of her.
A basket of white bread and a small plate of pitiful pickles.
Li Aili took a deep breath, "What about dessert?" What is dessert? ”
The manservant said, "There is no dessert today." ”
No desserts?!
No-yes-sweet-!!
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
This sentence completely ignited Li Ailie, and she took the case.
Not so bullying!
Li Aili rushed out of the North End restaurant angrily, ready to roll up her sleeves and find the man she was dating.
The old lady planned a romantic dinner for you, and that's how you "repaid the favor"??
She's going to have to ask for an explanation tonight about the fact that there is no dessert for dinner!
Then, she collided with Arthur Cold Jade, who was striding forward.
The tall man was followed by Conrad, a kind old butler.
Conrad was holding a huge, tantalizingly sweet forest jam cake in his hand.
"Goo," Li Aili swallowed, and couldn't help the saliva she secreted.
"Where are you going?" The Duke looked at his naughty and lovely lady.
Li Aili was like a cat attracted by a small dried fish, her beautiful green eyes stared at the cake, and she didn't move, "Ah, did you end your date with the Marquise so soon?" ”
The Duke chuckled, "Thanks to someone, the Marquis is still in the sky, enjoying the pleasure of 'flying'." ”
With her head full of cakes, Li Aili finally realized that something was wrong, and she looked at the Duke with a confused expression, "What? She flies in the sky? ”! (◎_◎; )
What the heck??
Marquis Marina drank the enchanting potion herself?
That thing only works if you let the other person drink it!
Li Aili subconsciously looked out the window.
This restaurant in the North End happens to have a view of the garden.
I saw a figure 'flying' in mid-air, and several royal griffin knights chased after me on griffins, trying to rescue the princess who had experienced the 'joy of flying'.
However, for some unknown reason, the princess, who was flying steadily southward, suddenly made a sharp turn and turned 90 degrees straight to the east.
So much so that the griffin knights who were 'surrounded' from the north and south collided together.
Both "crashed".
Li Ellie: "......"! What's going on??
She was dumbfounded, and the Duke had already motioned to the servant to quietly remove the "delicacies" from the table.
When Li Aili sat back at the table in a trance, a sumptuous meal was already on the table in front of her.
a roast chicken with an oily gloss and a mouth-watering color; cold appetizers with full color and flavor; the carnivorous rattan ice flower fried dumplings that make people feel like they have a big appetite; And a sweet forest jam cake!
This is the food of life!
Li Aili "whined" and ate a large piece of cake in one bite.
The sweet cake acts as fuel for the sluggish brain to kick in and out.
Li Ellie frowned slightly.
If the princess drank the wrong potion, shouldn't the duke be a hero to save the beauty?
How did you run back?
Li Aili hesitated to open her mouth tentatively, "Eh, is there anything else going on tonight?" ”
The duke took a sip of the cream soup and said calmly: "Except for the marquiss who performed a 'stunt' in front of me, everything is normal, my dear." ”
Li Aili asked curiously, "What stunt?" ”
The Duke looked at her tenderly and said tactfully, "That bottle of 'beauty potion' of yours, its other effect is too strong, my dear. ”
Ellie Lee: ".................."