Chapter 36: Hand Over My Fiancée (Asking for Votes)
Previously, in order to teach the ladies about alchemy, Li Aili temporarily set up an alchemy workshop on the southeast side of the castle.
When Conrad, the butler, walked into the alchemy workshop, she was teaching Jasmine to make healing potions.
Yes, it only took one day of hard work, and this centaur girl with amazing alchemy talent was able to get started directly.
The ladies stayed up all night studying hard, but in the end, they couldn't even make a bottle of 'weak cure'.
The centaur girl got hands-on, and the first bottle of potion directly produced a "medium-potent healing potion".
Li Aili was dumbfounded.
Don't look at this centaur who is usually stupid and cute, but his talent in alchemy is simply invincible.
Seeing that this side was finished, Conrad said at the right time: "Madam, Glenn Spear, the branch president of the Adventure Guild, has asked to see you. ”
Li Ellie's eyes lit up, "Is he here to deliver magical plants?" Got it again so soon? ”
Conrad said solemnly: "I'm sorry, I'm afraid not. It seems that something is wrong on the other side of the forest. The lord has passed. ”
Hearing this, Li Aili couldn't sit still, so she ran directly to the living room with her skirt.
She pushed the door open, only to see that the adventurers of the Cuckold Squad were getting worse and worse.
The one with his arm hanging, the one with the leg wound and the splint was splint, and the one with the least injury had lost two front teeth, his face was swollen into a pig's head, and his speech was leaking.
"Minato four, this paper (that's what it looks like)."
She was shocked to see this neat row of disabled people.
"My heavens and gods of light, what is the matter with you?"
"Let a bunch of tree spirits in the Kettle Forest beat me up." Branch President Gülen replied wiping his sweat.
The Duke looked coldly at Mr. Gülen, the president of the Adventure Guild.
"I'll send you three teams of knights, can you promise to bring back what I want?" He asked.
Li Aili is very speechless, and men have a habit of sending troops if they don't agree with each other.
"Can't you use the means of peace?"
Arthur Leng Jade 'humbly asks for advice', "For example? ”
"For example, ask the centaurs, Jasmine said that the centaurs are natural forest protectors, obviously, they should be better at this than us, right?"
"If the money bag can solve the problem, why rely on the knights? Man and nature should be in harmony. ”
"For the environment in which the magic plant grows, try not to destroy it."
"It is not advisable to fish with all your might."
Glenn watched in amazement as the Duchess counted the vicious Duke.
And the duke listened so quietly, it looked very "harmless".
What the, he actually thinks Duke Leng Jade is "harmless".
After listening, the duke also asked the butler to call the men and horses to break the bones.
Gülen was already stupid.
What's that?
The Duke actually brought the arrogant men to their knees?!
Didn't these centaurs never disdain to deal with humans?
After hearing what happened, Origuki shook his tail unhappily.
"Dryads are a very kind race, and they don't attack humans unless they do something that makes them very angry."
Li Ellie thought for a moment and pulled out a piece of 'Terra's Root', "That's all they picked. ”
Broken Bone Wood glanced at it and snorted coldly.
"Hmph. This is the food of the dryads. Humans give the dryads a bright light on their food, and they will have no food to feed the young saplings.
This kind of thing is going to be big for everyone. ”
Translation: Anyway, you humans are underdrawn, and the tree spirits are still lightly beaten.
The captain of the cuckold squad, "No! As soon as we arrived, we were hung in the air by a tree vine...... and "beaten violently."
Origuki ignored him at all.
[Sophistry! Greedy humans! 】
Li Ellie's skull hurts.
Ellie Lee: "Ah, do they eat anything other than these Terra Woods?" ”
"I mean, I want to make a deal with them, and there won't be a conflict with the deal, right?
So, can you trade something else for Terra's Wood? ”
Origi thought for a moment, "With the crops grown by the elves, they should be very happy. ”
"The crops grown by the Wood Elves are rich in natural elements that are very beneficial to the growth of the little tree spirits. The food made by the Wood Elves, or the crops they cultivated, were the favorite of the Dryads. ”
Ellie Lee: "...... a wood elf who sells 2 gold coins on white bread?"
But if you do the math, a wood elf's white bread costs two gold coins per unit.
If an Elven White Bread can be exchanged for 1 Terra Root, then the cost of a Healing Potion is 2 gold.
Thanks to the uncivilized intelligence of the demon fish on the side of the water flower, he gave her a sum of money.
And the wholesale price she sells to the Knights is 25 gold coins a bottle.
This business is a sure success.
Just think about it again, how can you wholesale a large number of goods from the elves.
Isn't that a coincidence?
Li Aili suddenly remembered that the flower fairy came to her to buy a desire potion last time, wasn't it just for the "not very good" elf boyfriend?
Hurry up, while the flower fairy Alice hasn't broken up with this elf yet, take this line to do business!
She stood up suddenly, "Conrad, get me ready...... Alas! I'm so busy."
Li Ellie suddenly stared at the unknown centaur Broken Bone, "By the way, you're also Alice's ex-boyfriend, right?" Are you still in touch with Alice? ”
The ponytail that Broken Bone Wood flicked stiffened, and he turned his head unnaturally, "I've had nothing to do with that flower fairy for a long time, huh!" ”
And on the top of his head...... It's already starting to rain.
[Woo woo woo...... I heard that Alice had a new boyfriend, so I didn't talk to that flower goblin!! Never! Woo woo woo ......】
Ellie Lee: "......"
Forget it, she'd better go find the Minotaur.
Arrived in Canterlot.
Li Aili ran into a bad scene.
Her "master" of selling minotaur potions is trying to sell a bottle of 'sleeping potion' with an electric shock effect to a balding man who has been suffering from insomnia for a long time.
Ellie Lee: "......"
She stopped the minotaur from doing evil in time.
And in detail, he popularized science with the middle-aged man who insisted on buying medicine, the difference between "sleep" and "electric shock syncope".
Niu Hoof didn't care much about losing this business, and he never worried about not being able to sell things.
[I heard from fellow villagers that some people in underground clubs like excitement, and you can find a way to sell this medicine to underground clubs when you go back. 】
Ellie Lee: "............"
She closed her eyes, and she no longer wanted to know what the reputation of the alchemy house in Canterlot was.
Is there such a thing as fame, does her store deserve to have it?
Ellie Lee: "Can you get in touch with Alice?" There's an urgent matter to find her here. ”
Speaking of Alice, the minotaur's face drooped suddenly.
"She, she's been so strict with her new boyfriend lately, and she doesn't talk to us much anymore."
Li Aili doesn't want to delve into who 'we' are, and she always feels that her three views will be broken.
"Help me try to contact her, by the way, is her new boyfriend still the elf?"
Ba Jin said: "It's not that elf anymore, but the new one is still an elf." ”
Li Li: "......" is a blessing in the future.
In the afternoon, Ba Jin arrived in Constantinople with the flower goblin, who had fallen into the elven den and was obsessed with male sex.
Unlike the last time we met, when we met this time, the state of the flower fairy was obviously not quite right.
"Hey~ Isn't this my half-sister?"
"Eh~ where's my brother-in-law?" She flew in the air like a headless fly.
Li Ellie frowned, "Is this drinking fake wine?" ”
Bajin Cowhoof was worried, "She started talking nonsense when she came over. ”
"We don't know what's going on."
Li Aili had a huge headache, and wanted to solve the matter of the tree spirit, how could she involve such a mess of problems.
At this moment, the butler hurried over.
Conrad looks like he's sixty or seventy years old, and he can walk like a fly, and I have to say, the problem is a bit serious.
"Madame, there's an elven army outside the castle!"
Elves, a very large force on the continent.
No one wants to offend the elves, because they are very protective and can fight each other.
"Why did they suddenly appear in the dukedom?!" Li Aili felt inexplicable.
Conrad looked at the flower fairy without saying a word.
Li Aili immediately turned her head to look at the flower fairy with a red face and a 'drunk' appearance.
Oh, I almost forgot, this ex-boyfriend, and the current boyfriend are elves.
Li Aili pointed to the unconscious flower fairy, "You can really do it!" ”
She ran out of the castle with the hem of her skirt, for fear that the Duke would fight with the elves who came to chase the flower fairies.
When I ran up the drawbridge of the castle, I saw ......
The Duke's sword pointed at the elf riding on the giant deer, and his voice was calm, "Elf, say it again, go back to your forest." ”
The elf who led the team wore a crown of golden laurel on his head, he was handsome, cold, and dust-free.
The voice was as cold as ice and snow melting, "I will say it again, human, hand over my fiancée. ”