Chapter 70: Killing Crazy (Asking for Votes)
"He is like every Minotaur, honest and hardworking, honest and trustworthy."
"Against !!" The prosecution's lawyer finally got his chance.
His eyes were red and he mooed, like a bull ready to smash the elves to death in the courtroom.
The judge, who almost became the defendant, had a wooden face, "What are you against?" ”
"I objected to what he said, 'The defendant is an honest and trustworthy minotaur'! My client told me that this was a treacherous, cunning, vile and shameless ......"
"Against." The elf said calmly.
Judge: "......" He has been a judge for 40 years, and he has never been so bad as he is today.
“…… What are you against? The judge clutched his chest.
Lawyer Elf said: "The prosecution lawyer's rhetoric involves racial discrimination, racial slander, and racial ......."
The judge made this stack of 'races' kneel, and simply struck the hammer and announced: "The defense lawyer's objection is valid, and the prosecution lawyer's objection is invalid." ”
The prosecution's lawyer looked dumbfounded.
Lee saw the bubbles above his head turn into a herd of alpacas, whizzing and running wild above him, trampling on his few hairs.
The elf lawyer continued, "I asked our first witness to appear in court to testify against what I just said. ”
So, Li Aili saw the lady sitting next to her, and walked up to the witness stand with dignity and dignity.
"My name is Leona, and many people should know me, I'm a dancer at the Wandering Tavern."
"I stand here today to reveal to you a secret of mine, and thus prove the honesty of Mr. Cowhoof!"
"I was a man! Thanks to the 'hair growth potion' that Mr. Barkin's sold me, I became a real woman as I wished! ”
Li Eli: "......" has been looking up for a long time.
There was dead silence in the courtroom, except for the calm elf lawyer.
Li Aili seems to hear the breaking sound of 'bang-la-la', what kind of sound is it?
It turned out to be everyone's three views, as well as the 'heart' of the eight jurors on the jury.
The elf lawyer flipped through the file in his hand, "Judge, I need to invite a second key witness to prove ......"
The judge covered his heart, "No need, no need!" I believe in you. ”
The elf continued: "Well, on the day of the incident, the Duchess was also present, and I will apply for the Duchess to testify in court. ”
"Against! Oppose! I'm against it! "The prosecution lawyer has gone mad.
The judge tapped the gavel in his hand with a blushing face, "Your objection, prosecution lawyer." ”
"This alchemy shop is owned by the Duchess! She's the boss! She was the Duke's wife, and her testimony ......"
"Against." The elf said calmly.
Li Ali: "......" She was anxious for the prosecution lawyer, so she wanted to listen to him completely.
The judge closed his eyes, covered his heart, and turned his head sideways to say something to the trial assistant next to him.
The trial assistant hurriedly ran out of the courtroom, and after a short time ran back, and then handed a bottle of light holy water to the justice. Judge, raised his head and took a sip of the holy water of light, and Tie Qing's face improved.
Instead, a bubble bubbled above his head: [5,000 gold coins, 5,000!] Damn the black market! Damn the Black-Hearted Holy Court! 】
Li Eli: After the lawsuit ............ "Done", should I let the Minotaur sell her healing potion to this person?
Elves seem to be accustomed to judges drinking pills in court.
After the judge finished drinking the medicine, he calmly said: "There is no law in the Constitution of the Kingdom that the boss cannot work for her employees.
In particular, several of the plaintiffs brought the complaint against my client, not the Duchess. ”
"Do they dare?? Yes?? Let me ask you, do they dare to sue the duke's wife in Duke Leng Jade?? ”
Li Aili looked at the table, without the two assistants dragging it, she had to pounce on the prosecution lawyer who was looking for a real PK on the defense lawyer's bench......
It was the first time she sympathized with the enemy, really.
The elf lowered his eyes and looked at the file, "Your Excellency, the prosecution lawyer is suspected of accusing the supreme ruler of the duke just now, guilty of harboring and dereliction of duty......
The judge's face turned green.
The prosecution lawyer's face turned purple, "I'm not!" I didn't!!! Don't talk nonsense! ”
The elf tilted his head slightly, "Then the reason why you opposed the Duchess just now ......"
Two minutes later, Lee was on the witness stand.
Silence is today's justice, and collapse is today's prosecution lawyer.
For the first time, Li Aili stood on the witness stand.
The elf asked, "Were you present on the day of the incident and heard Bargin Cowhoof explain the defects to several of the plaintiffs?" ”
"Uh, yes."
Li Ali emphasized: "When they went out, I also emphasized the issue of this product. ”
The elf nodded, "In other words, they chose to continue this adventure even though they knew that the goods they purchased were defective?" ”
Ellie Lee: "Yes. ”
"That's fine, ma'am, thank you for your cooperation."
Two witnesses, a few words of disapproval.
The prosecution lawyer was carried out of the courtroom on a stretcher.
In the absence of the prosecution's lawyer, the court decided to reconvene at a later date.
However, at this time, the elf calmly and calmly, "Against." ”
Judge: "......"
He looked at the hammer in his hand, then at the elf, then dropped the gavel and walked away.
Ten minutes later, another young judge hurried in and took the bench.
"Justice Charles de Gaulle went home to recuperate because of a sudden heart attack, cough. Now I'm taking over the lawsuit. ”
He cautiously glanced at the elves below, "You, are you okay?" ”
The elf looked at him inexplicably, "Why are you asking me, you're the chief judge, aren't you?" ”
The second justice wiped the sweat from his head, "Well, let's continue the trial." ”
He took the clerk's record, and after reading it, he cautiously asked the elf again, "Excuse me, why do you object to another court session?" ”
The elf stepped forward calmly and placed a lawsuit in front of the judge.
"I'm going to do it for Lady Greennose, Lady Greenstone...... and other 5 goblin ladies and filed a lawsuit against 5 plaintiffs.
Accuse them of brutally and mercilessly ...... five goblin ladies who have no power to resist in the Goblin Goblin Lair."
The new justice, a little confused, raised his hand to interrupt the elf lawyer, "Wait, wait......"
He tried to catch up with the ...... The elf lawyer's thinking, "You mean, before this case is over, you want to sue the plaintiff?" ”
The elf nodded, and then said tirelessly: "As far as I know, the kingdom of Clark ......"
The new judge replied in advance: "Yes, we don't have a law that you can't do that." ”
He was silent for a moment, "Because, normal lawyers don't usually do that. ”
The judge hurriedly added, "I have never said this in a derogatory sense of discriminating against you, insulting you, or looking down on you." I mean, I'm shallow, no, the judges of our entire dukedom are ill-informed, and have never heard of anything like this. ”
The elf lawyer pushed his rimless glasses, "So, you mean to dismiss ......"
The new judge replied again, "I understand, you will submit a lawsuit to the Joint Committee of the Six Imperial Intelligent Races, and then I will be the defendant and not the judge." ”
The elf nodded approvingly.
The new judge struck the hammer directly, "Custody the five plaintiffs first, about their ...... to the goblins" He couldn't hold back the words.
"A date for trial."
The clerk whispered to him below, "Your Excellency." ”
The judge looked sideways at him.
"What about the case of Bajin Cowhoof?"
The new judge rolled his eyes, "The plaintiffs are gone, what do you say?" ”
He tapped the gavel in his hand, maintaining the last dignity of the justice, and smiled: "Mr. Ba Jin, congratulations, acquittal in court." ”
Li Li: "......" That's really ......
God.
At the end of the trial, the elf lawyer received hundreds of business cards.
He slowly tucked the stack of business cards into his storage bracelet.
Space magic equipment, even the royal family of the Clark Kingdom, may not have a few pieces.
And this lawyer has the luxury of using it for business cards.
"Thank you, Mr. Panticilin!" Li Aili thanked her.
"Thank you so much."
Pantisilyn smiled politely, raised his index finger and lifted his rimless glasses, "Actually, I've heard that your alchemy is very powerful. ”
"If you can provide some alchemy potions that will help my profession."
Li Aili immediately waved her hand, "No, no, no, your professional level is already superb, I'm afraid I can't let it go further......"
Before he finished speaking, the rat-tailed adventurer, who was about to be detained, broke free from the sheriff's control and rushed towards the elf lawyer with red eyes.
"Lao Tzu slaughtered you!! You son of a bitch!! ”
The elf reacted surprisingly quickly, flicked his long legs, and kicked the rat's tail wool player in the chin, kicking the man away.
"It's just in case of this kind of alchemy potion that is needed from time to time, can it be done?"
Ellie Lee: "........................"
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