Chapter 178: I have Yanbao, I am invincible
"Pour Auntie a cappuccino!"
As soon as Wang Ge returned to the bedroom, he heard such a classic voice.
Zhang Yongwen, who was fighting the landlord, turned his head to look at him, a little surprised: "You actually came back?" β
"I can't just stay up late on the first day of class, can I?"
Wang Ge shrugged, walked behind Zhang Yongwen, and raised his eyebrows, "You are a local master, it's a bit hanging." β
"Hey, you don't understand, the bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish, and the wealth and danger are ......"
Wealth is sought in danger, but also lost in danger, seeking one-tenth of the time, and nine out of ten of the time...... Wang Ge silently made up for the back in his heart.
At this time, the phone vibrated a little, he took it out and took a look, and Li Zhimeng sent him an emoji with a middle finger.
He stared at the meme for two seconds and didn't speak.
Immediately, put the phone in his trouser pocket, took off his coat and threw it on the bed, and went to the balcony to wash.
Running water washed over the sink, and Wang Ge rinsed his mouth and spit out the remaining foam in his mouth.
Hold the stream of water together and slap it on your face.
I couldn't help but think of Li Zhimeng wearing sunglasses and lying motionless on the lawn before.
He was a little distraught.
Looking up, looking at himself in the mirror, as if realizing something, he frowned.
He frowned in the mirror.
The remaining droplets of water on his face dripped into his eyes, and Wang Ge was forced to close his eyes, but for a blurred moment before closing his eyes, he seemed to see the person in the mirror smile sarcastically.
He was startled and subconsciously took two steps back.
I hurriedly reopened my eyes, but everything was back to normal.
Wrong? Still is......
Frowning tightly and looking in the mirror, Wang Ge took a deep breath and pulled the corners of his mouth with great effort, trying to pull out a smile.
Looking at his ugly and distorted self in the mirror, he didn't know why, he suddenly felt the urge to break the mirror.
"Ding~"
[Host mental abnormality detected, alarm, alarm, please adjust the host as soon as possible, please adjust the host as soon as possible.] γ
"Ding~"
γTrigger Special Ability: Courage of Happinessγ
[You will have the courage to achieve happiness that ordinary people cannot match, and in the midst of fear and suffering, you will have the courage to dare to resist and be invincible. γ
"What the fuck ......"
Ignoring the sound made by the system, Wang Ge took out his mobile phone expressionlessly and called Gu Panyan.
The ringtone rang for only a few seconds before it was connected, and Gu Panyan's voice came from the phone: "Hey? β
"Smoke Treasure." Wang Ge called her softly.
"Well, what's wrong?"
"I have a very, very important thing to tell you."
Gu Panyan was puzzled: "What's the matter?" β
"This is very, very important, let's say it first, if I do, don't be angry."
ββ¦β¦ Don't say anything if you're afraid I'll be angry. "Look forward to the flue.
"No, I have to tell you." Wang Ge said stubbornly.
"Then you say."
"Whew."
Wang Ge took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "Actually, I'm ...... today."
"Didn't all day."
Gu Panyan: ......?
ββ¦β¦ Fool you. β
A few seconds later, she scolded angrily on her phone.
Wang Ge breathed a deep sigh of relief, with a heartfelt smile on his face.
Comfortable.
"Ding~"
[Special ability: Courage to be happy, the effect ends.] γ
The system started again, and he smirked his middle finger at the mirror.
That's it? That's it?
I have Yanbao, I am invincible!
He picked up his phone and was about to say a few words to Yanbao, but found that the phone had been hung up.
Wang Ge didn't care either, and sent her a text message: "Yanbao, I love you." β
Gu Panyan: "Get out." β
Wang Ge: "Okay. β
He put away his phone, seemed to be in a very good mood, hummed a song in his mouth, and picked up a towel to wipe his face.
After washing, climb into bed and lie down.
Sleepiness welled up, and he couldn't help but yawn.
Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes because of yawning, Wang Ge thought about it, took out his mobile phone again, and sent a message to Chen Yanxi: "Davarishi." β
A minute later, Chen Yanxi asked, "What's wrong?" β
Wang Ge: "Just now, something happened that made me unable to calm down for a long time, and I couldn't hold back my tears. β
Chen Yanxi: "What's the matter?" β
Wang Ge: "I yawned. β
ββ¦β¦β
After dozens of seconds, Chen Yanxi sent a string of ellipses.
He smiled with satisfaction and said to Chen Yanxi, "Good night." β
Chen Yanxi replied: "Good night." β
Wang Ge left the dialog box and went to say to Gu Panyan again: "Good night Yanbao." β
Gu Panyan ignored him.
He didn't care, and threw his phone aside.
"Seventeen cards, can you second me?"
Zhang Yongwen's voice of fighting the landlord came into his ears, and Wang Ge slowly closed his eyes.
I have to get up early tomorrow morning and go for a morning jog and go to bed.
β¦β¦
"What's the matter with you, you didn't sleep well last night?"
Early the next morning, downstairs in the boy's bedroom, Gu Panyan looked at Wang Ge, who was yawning in front of him, and asked.
"Hmm."
Wang Ge rubbed his eyes, yawned again, and said, "I'm having a nightmare." β
The two of them walked to the playground together, and as they walked, Gu Panyan asked, "What nightmare?" β
"I dreamed that I was walking alone at night and was chased by a ghost, I secretly picked up seventeen playing cards to get rid of him, only to find that the ghost had the same face as me, and he shamelessly defused my card attack with a cappuccino."
ββ¦β¦ And then what? β
"I can't help it, so I'll call Yanbao for help."
"And then?"
"And then, I'll wake up." Wang Ge spread his hands.
ββ¦β¦ Boring. β
Gu Panyan pouted, "I thought there would be a plot of heroes saving fools." β
ββ¦β¦ Who is the hero and who is the fool? β
"What do you think?"
Wang Ge: "......"
In fact, the dream is not over here.
After he shouted for help, a pure white light suddenly shone around him, Chen Yanxi walked out of the light, she was wearing a pure white robe, holding a book in her left hand and a staff in her right hand.
The staff was held high, the book in her hand was windless, and she turned the pages frantically, her ruddy little mouth opened slightly, and she whispered, "Let there be light." β
Then the night turned into day, and the monster that looked exactly like him was instantly nowhere to be seen, illuminated by the light, and fell to the ground with his head covered in pain.
In the next second, the day was pierced, and Gu Panyan was wearing fiery red armor and rushed in on a white horse.
She turned sideways, took out a rocket launcher from the side, carried it on her shoulder, and aimed it between the galloping white horses, and then with a "boom", the monster was blown up into the sky.
This was supposed to be a happy ending, but the reason why Wang Ge said it was a nightmare was mainly because......
Chen Yanxi and Gu Panyan fought.
Gu Panyan took out the Great Compassion Nan Wu Gatling Bodhisattva, one turn and one mantra, six pipes and one breath of three trillion and sixty thousand turns; Chen Yanxi held his staff high and summoned a huge golden house talisman from the book......
And that monster still had one breath left and didn't die, taking advantage of the war between the two daughters, he picked up the seventeen cards that Wang Ge threw out before, and he was going to kill him.
He woke up before he was killed by seventeen cards.
Recalling that dream, Wang Ge couldn't help but curse the stupid cup system in his heart.
Such an absurd and bizarre dream, he can even remember the details so clearly, saying that it has nothing to do with the system, he doesn't believe it at all.
Maybe one day, this dream will continue.
PS: Look, am I very talented in writing fantasy and fantasy?
(End of chapter)