"If the depreciation of the local currency leads to an increase in the number of exports and a decrease in the number of imports, then the trade balance of the country ......"

Listening to Chen Yanxi's calm lecture voice, Wang Ge lazily lay on the table and turned his head to look at the pouring rain outside the window.

A meandering flash of lightning flashed through the window, briefly staining the classroom white.

A rumbling mine followed.

Next to him, there was a sand sculpture classmate with a shocked face: "Who is the Taoist friend who is here to cross the catastrophe!?" ”

Some people were amused by him, and some people couldn't laugh when they heard the words of such a sand sculpture, and complained:

"Alas, this day is really changing, it was still a light rain in the morning, and now it has become a thundershower."

"It's over, how can I go back, I didn't bring an umbrella."

"Luckily I brought it."

"Damn, didn't the weather forecast say that the rain would turn sunny today, how could this ......?"

Chen Yanxi, who was lecturing, calmly turned his head and looked out the window, where the torrential rain was pouring and the thunder was gusting.

Her expression remained the same, as calm as ever, only slightly raising the volume of her lecture.

Wang Ge lay on the table and took out his mobile phone to send a message to Gu Panyan: "Yanbao, it's thundering outside, I'm so scared, huh." ”

Gu Panyan: "? ”

"Actually, I have been afraid of thunder since I was a child, and when I hear it, I shiver and want to hide under the bed and not come out."

Wang Ge asked pitifully, "Yanbao, do you think I'm useless and wasteful?" ”

Gu Panyan said succinctly: "Yes." ”

Wang Ge: "......"

He backhanded a large series of "huh" past.

Gu Panyan: "You are sick." ”

Wang Ge: "I'm not sick, I'm afraid." ”

Gu Panyan didn't believe it at all: "Why didn't I see you scared when it thundered before?" ”

"Just hold on." Wang Ge was full of nonsense, "After all, I am a man with strong self-esteem, and I don't want you to think that I am cowardly and useless." ”

"Why don't you hold it up now?"

"You're not by my side, you can't hold on."

After sending this sentence, it happened that there was another lightning bolt outside, and Wang Ge pretended to send a voice message over: "Woo, what a big lightning, Yanbao, I'm so scared." ”

Of course, the sound is very small, after all, it is still in class.

"If you're scared, plug your ears." Gu Panyan didn't have a good airway.

Wang Ge retorted: "Fear comes from the heart, and it can't be solved by plugging your ears." ”

"Then dig out your heart."

“…… Dig it out and I'll die! ”

"So what do you say?"

"You fly up and break up the clouds."

Gu Panyan: "??? ”

"Or you don't have to fly up, you can directly invite the Great Compassion Nan Wu Gatling Bodhisattva, shoot at the dark clouds, shoot the dark clouds out of eight hundred holes, and it will definitely not dare to thunder and scare me!"

Wang Ge said excitedly, "Emperor Gu Tian, for the sake of your dear boyfriend, show your fierce fangs to the world!" ”

“…… Don't go crazy here. ”

"Oh."

Wang Ge was honest.

Within a few seconds, Gu Panyan sent another message and asked, "Did you bring an umbrella?" ”

Wang Ge replied honestly: "I didn't bring it." ”

When he came in the morning, it didn't rain much, and he thought it would stop soon, so he didn't bring an umbrella.

Who knew that just a few small drops of rain could turn into such a big thundershower.

This story tells us that in 30 years in Hexi and 30 years in Hedong, don't bully the rain......

"I'll pick you up later." Gu Panyan said.

Wang Ge glanced up at Chen Yanxi on the podium, and thought about it, Gu Panyan was taking classes in another teaching building, and it would take a lot of time to come over, and when she came, Chen Yanxi should have left a long time ago, and it should not be possible to meet her if nothing happened.

So I responded: "Okay." ”

Ending the chat with Gu Panyan, he yawned.

Yesterday was the weekend, and he and Xixi went to the cat café to teach students during the day, and went out with Yanbao for the night to spend the night.

Because of Yanbao's menstrual period before, the two hadn't spent the night together for a long time, so it was inevitable that they stayed up late to sleep.

Early this morning, he was shouted by Gu Panyan to go for a morning run, and he didn't get enough sleep, which caused him to be a little sleepy now.

Nozomi wouldn't mind if I slept in her class...... Although I don't get enough sleep because of Yanbao...... With a little guilt in his heart, he lay on the table and fell asleep.

For some reason, it seems that sleeping during class is exceptionally prone to dreaming.

He dreamed that he was fighting a huge dark cloud monster, the dark cloud monster spat lightning, he held a big sword to split it, but he didn't expect this sword to actually conduct electricity, his hair was electrocuted by the roots of the hair, his face was pitch black, the outside was charred and the inside was tender, exuding an alluring fragrance......

The dark cloud monster smelled the fragrance, and the saliva of greed flowed out, and the saliva fell into the world and turned into a downpour......

Immediately, the dark cloud monster picked up the chopsticks and clipped them towards Wang Ge, as if he wanted to have a good meal, Wang Ge wanted to escape, but in the lower right corner of the field of vision, he saw that he was in a state of paralysis and couldn't move at all......

It seems that only the last killer can be used.

He exhaled deeply, his eyes resolute.

Then, opening his mouth, he shouted desperately:

"Yanbao save me!"

In the next second, he smelled the familiar aroma of shampoo that could suppress hair loss between his noses, and the voice of the Great Compassion Nan Wu Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly sounded in the dark world shrouded in dark clouds, and the dark clouds were directly shot out of eight hundred holes.

Shredded sunlight through the hole, and the cloud monster clutched its scarred body in terror, nearly collapsing.

"There are cracks in everything."

At this moment, a calm, indifferent, and divine female voice sounded in the sky, "This is where the light comes in." ”

The dark cloud monster was appeased by this voice, and gradually calmed down, and Wang Ge was also appeased, and his mood was like that of an old monk who had settled down, and there were no waves in the ancient well.

Seeing this, Wang Ge hurriedly stopped her, smelling the familiar aroma of shampoo that inhibits hair loss, and persuaded her bitterly, but Gu Panyan directly turned Gatling's muzzle, pulled the trigger and was about to give him a 5.56mm bullet to wash his face.

Wang Ge was awakened in an instant, and when he opened his eyes, he was relieved to see the classmates in front of him, as well as Chen Yanxi, who was lecturing as usual.

It's a dream—wait......

His nose sniffed in the air and whispered in confusion, "Strange." ”

A voice came from beside him, "Strange what? ”

"I'm already awake, how can I still smell that anti-hair loss shampoo......"

"What does an anti-hair loss shampoo smell like?"

"It's my girlfriend—"

In the middle of his words, he suddenly realized something, his body shook, and he turned his head stiffly to look.

Gu Panyan sat on the seat next to him, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at him with a smile: "Woke up, young master?" ”

"Do you know I'm your girlfriend?"

PS: What should I do, my family, I'm going to fail

(End of chapter)