Chapter 362: Go to the soup and go to the fire, please whip us, the third general
Jiangzhou, that is, the mountain city of Chongqing in later generations, is the seat of governance of the entire Ba County, the political center of Ba County, and the economic center and military center of Shu Han.
If according to the original trajectory of history, after Guan Yu carelessly lost Jingzhou, the importance of Jiangzhou was once again infinitely magnified, and it defended the eastern part of Shu Han, called the Eastern Theater of Shu Han.
In the late Shu Han Dynasty, Jiang Wan once planned to replace the Northern Expedition with the Eastern Expedition, and built warships in Jiangzhou to train the navy, so it was the largest naval base after Jingzhou in the Shu Han Dynasty.
Now Li Yan of the Dongzhou faction is the governor of Jiangzhou.
Because of Li Yan's arrangement, fresh citrus was placed on the table in the main hall of the Jiangzhou Government Office.
Jiangzhou is equipped with a special citrus officer, citrus is an important agriculture here, every day there are merchants to sell to all over the place, here there is more "fallen forest powder" this popular throughout the Han rouge powder...
Of course, today's Liu Bei and Fa Zheng's attention is not on the economy of Jiangzhou, and the citrus and "fallen forest powder" here are well-known throughout the country, and no matter how popular they are, they are also at risk of overturning at any time.
"Third brother, what is he doing here?"
Listening to the scout's report, Liu Bei looked at Yutu, and his expression suddenly became gloomy... Even, his gaze froze, and his whole face was full of worry and melancholy.
Fa Zheng thought that Liu Bei was asking why Zhang Fei was guarding the exit of Bameng Mountain, and he immediately explained: "The purpose of the three generals is most likely to trap Zhang He in this Bameng Mountain!" Zhang He's grain is mostly plundered, and it must not be much, but there are not only his soldiers and horses in this Bameng Mountain, but also tens of thousands of people. That Zhang He can't go down the mountain! β
Fa Rushi analyzed the situation in front of him again.
It's just that he didn't answer the question this time.
Liu Bei's sad face did not decrease, he stared at him, "That's not what I'm talking about." β
As he spoke, Liu Bei looked at the messenger again, "Are you saying that my third brother has been drinking again?" And whipping the soldiers? β
"Yes!" The messenger presented Wu Lan's letter, "This is written by General Wu himself, the three generals were drunk and suddenly became interested, and organized the generals to bow outside the barracks, but compared to it, the three generals became angry first, and whipped all the soldiers who participated in the bow, together with a hundred people who pleaded for mercy, all of them were whipped at the Yuanmen... The scene was full of wails! β
The messenger finished speaking...
Another messenger added: "The little one came half a day late, and saw the night... Even... Even General Wu Lan was whipped by the three generals, and it seemed that it was... It was General Wu who sent a letter to the lord to state the truth, so he annoyed the three generals... So, even him..."
The messenger did not finish his sentence, but the meaning was clear.
Liu Bei's eyebrows tightened, and Fa Zheng couldn't help but "chirp" his mouth.
When Li Yan heard this, he took the initiative to withdraw from the room and did not participate in the discussion of the three Taoyuan brothers.
Li Yan was worried, if the lord asked about this, he would not be able to stand in line, and it would be difficult for him to answer.
You must know that Li Yan in this period, although he is also the number one person in the Dongzhou faction, there are still Fa Zheng and Meng Da on it, and he is far from being the first echelon of the Dongzhou faction.
Faced with such a sensitive topic, he chose to protect himself.
With the wave of Fa Zheng's hand, the two messengers also retreated.
Liu Bei's mood became more and more worried..."The third brother has always been brave, I am not worried about the command of the army and the decisive victory, what I am most worried about is the temper of the third brother, as well as his habit of drinking like his life, and whipping the soldiers when he is drunk.
It seems that Liu Bei plans to bring up the old matter again, but... Immediately interrupted by Fa Zheng.
Fa Zheng thought about it for a long time, and said softly: "Lord, last time I listened to the three generals talk eloquently, the head of the analysis of the situation here is Dao, how to attack, what to do next after the attack, and then how to hold on, the whole layout is extremely meticulous and tight... At that time, the lord also said that he had not seen him for three days, and he was impressed, and I felt the same way. β
Speaking of this, Fa Zheng paused, "The light of Yide that day was too dazzling, even today, I still feel that since his vision has reached that level, he should not make the mistake of getting drunk and whipping soldiers again, in my opinion, maybe... There's something hidden here! β
This...
The words of a good friend are always so refreshing, Liu Bei seemed to have received a little relief in his heart, he bowed his head slightly, and said with emotion: "I hope that it is as filial piety says... It's me who misunderstood the third brother. β
That's when ...
"Lord, lord..."
With a voice, a middle-aged military general pushed the door in, it was Wu Lan!
Because he was a general in Shuzhong and came from the front line, Wu Lan said that it was an urgent matter, so Zhao Yun outside the door did not stop him.
But after breaking into the main hall of this government office, "Whew... Whew..."Wu Lan couldn't stop gasping for air, Liu Bei and Fa Zheng were shocked when they saw him.
Liu Bei immediately recalled that the messenger mentioned that General Wu Lan was also whipped by the third brother.
Immediately, Liu Bei showed an apologetic look, "General Wu has been wronged, where did the third brother beat you?" Does it still hurt? Xiaozhi and I are still discussing and replacing Yide from the side of Bameng Mountain... Unexpectedly, General Wu came. β
Liu Bei is a man who can change his emotions in an instant.
He wanted to cry, and in an instant he could burst into tears;
He wanted to laugh, and he could laugh like Cao Cao;
This time... The apologetic expression he revealed, even Fa Zheng, could feel the apology that he was exuding all over his body...
It stands to reason that such apologies from the "superiors" are enough to give the "subordinates" great comfort.
It's just that... Unexpectedly, Wu Lan didn't say a word and took off her clothes directly.
Liu Bei was stunned, muttering in his heart, how hard does the third brother have to fight?
It's going to be Wu Lan to take off her clothes directly to sue.
Fa Zheng also hurriedly persuaded: "General Wu, the lord and I can feel your grievances, there is no need to be like this... It doesn't have to be so..."
Although Fa Zheng said this, Wu Lan had already taken off her shirt and exposed her back.
It's just that...
I thought it should be a piece of blood Linlin, but... Now it seems that although there are whip marks, it does not seem to bleed, as if it was indeed whipped by the whip, but it does not hurt.
At this time, Wu Lan opened his mouth: "The lord and the military advisor must not change the three generals, the three generals don't know where to get a rattan whip, this rattan whip hurts, the sound is also loud, it looks more like flesh and blood, but in fact... This whip doesn't hurt at all! β
"So... The three generals whipped me fifty lashes, but I felt like I was fine... And the reason why the three generals whipped us and others was... It's to bluff that Zhang Hao! It's to make him careless and lead him to attack! The three generals have already laid an ambush! β
Wu Lan groaned out this big pile in one breath, he gasped again and again, and then said, "The third general specially asked me to come back after being beaten, nominally to make a statement to the main body, but secretly... But let the last general bring a message to the lord for the three generals! β
"What?" Liu Bei hurriedly asked.
Wu Lan took another breath of air, and then said, "The third general said, said... Please let the eldest brother relax, and see how he 'fakes the fool' and subdues the Sanba region in one fell swoop, the three generals also said that they want the lord to cooperate with him in acting and cooperate with him..."
Immediately, Wu Lan told Zhang Fei's plan to Liu Bei and Fa Zheng.
On the other hand, Liu Bei and Fa Zheng, the pupils of the two of them opened from condensation to opening, and almost opened to the maximum.
Liu Bei was shocked by Zhang Fei's growth...
Yes, Zhang Fei was drunk and whipped the soldiers, and even Liu Bei would misunderstand, let alone Zhang He.
Zhang He will definitely misunderstand, he will!
Immediately, Liu Bei couldn't help but chant in his heart - "When did the third brother grow to such a point? Since I went to Jingzhou, I have been... Is that all that's going into the country?'
Fa Zheng was also surprised, he was surprised by Zhang Fei's resourcefulness of the overall layout.
This is a big plan, not only is it a "fake idiot is not crazy" style of pretending to be stupid, not to mention the change of "not seeing each other for three days, impressive", in Fa Zheng's heart, his most intuitive feeling is.
- "Have the three generals become wise generals?"
The change is gratifying, and the change is amazing.
Finally, Wu Lan finally dragged out all the words in his heart, and Liu Bei and Fa Zheng exchanged glances and nodded to each other... It's like a decision was made by coincidence - just fight like this!
Immediately, Fa Zheng proposed: "My lord, we need to send wine to the three generals, send this good wine treasured in Jiangzhou..."
"Hahaha..."Liu Bei smiled, but in just a moment, his expression became serious, and his tone became meticulous, "General Wei Yan, General Zhang Bao-"
It's like, at this moment...
The decisive battle of "Bameng Mountain" laid out by Zhang Fei is about to start!
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For several days, there was a whip at the mouth of the Bameng Valley every day.
Zhang Fei organized Keju every day as usual, but he did not participate in these Keju competitions.
But if you don't participate, you can't participate, Zhang Fei can't do without wine, every time he watches the Keju competition, he will drink... He drank a lot of jar wine.
When drunk, he was groggy, and often pointed at the losing side, shouting:
"What do you eat? Wipe the face with white powder and accept the whipping! β
Indeed, the State of Qi invented this "Keju", and the Han Dynasty introduced it into military training, in order to allow the two sides to achieve the effect of confrontation and training...
One of the most important aspects of Kemari is β punishment!
The winning side gets a silver bowl and brocade, while the losing side is punished, smeared with white powder, and whipped!
It's just that, to put it this way, it's really compared to Keju, and the final white powder smearing and whipping, but it's just a situation, and it won't really be whipped on the soldiers.
But Zhang Fei doesn't care about those...
He personally whipped it, and all those who lost were severely whipped!
Of course, what everyone didn't know was that Zhang Fei's whip was brought back from Jingzhou Shuishui Villa, and it was Guan Lin who knew that Zhang Fei loved to whip soldiers, so he specially consulted Lao Huang and wanted Lao Huang to make a customized version for him.
It's just that Guan Lin underestimated Lao Huang's ability...
He meant to make the whip less painful!
But Guan Lin didn't know what materials Lao Huang used, all in all, the whip made by Lao Huang hit people's bodies, and the sound was extremely loud, but it couldn't cause much damage, let alone open the flesh...
If you look closely, there is a mechanism on the whip, and it is a skin-tearing sound made by the whip body colliding with itself, and the part where the whip collides with the skin is made of special materials.
Guan Lin asked Lao Huang what is this? Huang Chengyan replied to him that he would not tell him unless he let the old man whip Guan Lin.
Never mind... Guan Lin simply didn't ask.
Of course, the whip of such a "paper tiger" ... Guan Lin originally intended to worry that Zhang Fei would commit the old habit of whipping soldiers again, and using this whip could be regarded as minimizing the loss.
I never thought that this time it was actively used by Zhang Fei...
The soldiers who were punished didn't actually feel much pain, but their voices were too poignant, giving them the illusion that their skin was open and they had lost their senses.
Coupled with the wailing voices of the others around him, the sound was contagious.
Let the mouth of the Bameng Valley sigh.
The hollow valley echoed, and the wail expanded countless times.
After the noon whip was over, Zhang Fei went to drink again, as drunk as ever.
At night, Zhang Fei slipped into the tents of the beaten soldiers.
Nominally, because they angered Zhang Fei, they were locked up in a separate military camp, but in fact, Zhang Fei would come to see them every night.
"How? Didn't really hurt you, did you? β
The rare Zhang Fei actually cared about his soldiers...
These soldiers all agreed in advance, every day, fifty or sixty of them took the initiative to make Zhang Fei angry, and then they were whipped, and then they cried and screamed...
At night, he waited for Zhang Fei's arrival in the barracks.
Seeing Zhang Fei this time, a group of soldiers quickly rushed over: "General, if you don't know if it's true, our bodies are strong and can bear it, don't let that thief Zhang He see that the general is fake!" β
"Yes, the three generals are good to us, we all know in our hearts, the three generals... Don't show mercy, just whip us with a real whip! The harder you smoke, the better..."
"Please whip us, General Threeβ"
The sound of each sentence came out, very small and subtle, but it was very grand in Zhang Fei's ears, and he was moved.
You must know that there are more than 200 soldiers selected to be beaten, and Zhang Fei sent Lei Tong to investigate secretly, and the family is in urgent need of money.
In the large amount of money seized from the previous breach of Wakou Pass, Zhang Fei said that it was fair, fair, or extraordinarily fair.
But in reality, it is not so fair when it comes to distribution.
These 200 men received more than three times as many as ordinary soldiers!
And the price is that they need to accompany Zhang Fei to play a scene...
You know, what these 200 soldiers lack is life-saving money, and it's all money to save the lives of their families... Therefore, as soon as they heard the content of this acting, they directly proposed to Zhang Fei - with a real whip, they will be beaten to death, they are not afraid!
But Zhang Fei is no longer what it used to be, he is a man who has watched "The God of War: The Biography of Zhang Fei" more than 100 times, only the eighth chapter - "Xia Pi City, Taste the Fruits of Defeat in a Rage!" Zhang Fei has also seen it a hundred times.
The so-called - read the book a hundred times, and see its own meaning.
How could Zhang Fei not understand that drinking and mishapping;
They did not yet understand the serious consequences of flogging a soldier;
Even if he acted, he would never really whip the soldiers.
He couldn't quit drinking, but he really quit whipping the soldiers.
Therefore, at this moment, I am faced with the request of a soldier.
Zhang Fei immediately roared at the more than 200 people, "Grandma, are you teaching me to do things?" I don't know if I can fight or not? Let you act it, what so much nonsense! β
Zhang Fei's behavior has changed, but his personality has not changed, as high as ever and roaring as always.
And with this sentence, the whole military tent was quiet ... All the soldiers who opened their mouths to ask for tassels looked at Zhang Fei with blank eyes, and they all turned into obedient quails for a while.
"Ming'er, the next batch! In the morning, Gukou was beaten..."Zhang Fei finally put down this sentence, and walked out of the military tent, he did not forget to say to Lei Tong, "Tens of millions of people on the mountain are watching, and the soldiers in ambush make them also cheer up their spirits... I expected that Zhang He would lose his breath in the next few days. β
Lei Tong arched his hand: "Oh..."
Zhang Fei continued, only this time he lowered his voice, "These soldiers will each give two feet of cloth, and they will say that I gave it to them, and let them make a new dress for the old lady one by one!" β
Yes... Lei Tong was startled, but quickly came back to his senses and hurriedly surrendered his hand.
"Yes, yes!"
After explaining this, Zhang Fei was about to leave here with a dragon and a tiger step, and Lei Tong looked at his back incredulously...
For a moment, four words came to his mind.
- Don't be Liu Bei's wife and concubine;
- Don't be Cao Cao's grain officer;
- Don't be Liu An's wife;
- Don't be Zhang Fei's soldier!
Well...
Lei Tong suddenly felt that the first three didn't matter, and he didn't know if it was true or not, but this last one... That's not true!
is obviously a soldier of Zhang Sanye, very happy!
Just thought of this.
"Daddy..."
A crisp voice came, and Lei Tong fixed his eyes to see that it was a young man who was also carrying a snake spear and ran quickly towards Zhang Fei.
With Zhang Fei's voice, "Oops, it's you stinky boy!" β
Under the torch, Zhang Fei hugged the boy and lifted it up directly...
Only then did Lei Tong recognize it as the Major General - Zhang Bao!
Without waiting for the sighs of the Zhang family father and son after a long absence, another voice came, it was a majestic middle-aged general, "Three generals, the last general was ordered by the lord to bring 10,000 soldiers and horses, and also brought 30 jars of aged wine. β
As soon as this statement came out...
Zhang Fei raised his head, a pair of leopard eyes suddenly condensed, how could he not recognize the general in front of him.
- Wei Yan!
This Wei Yan, who started as a pawn and grew up step by step, made great contributions when his eldest brother attacked Liu Zhang, and was named the general of Yamen by his eldest brother Liu Bei!
He's coming; He also brought ten thousand soldiers; Thirty jars of wine were brought!
Immediately, Zhang Fei's eyes were certain, and his tone suddenly became serious and meticulous: "Wen Chang, you came just in time!" Hahahaha, it seems that this credit is destined to fall on your head! β
Belch... This...
Listening to Zhang Fei's words, Wei Yan scratched his head, and for a while the second monk was confused.
Even, he felt that he had developed a delusion.
- "The three generals, this is going to use a strategy? With strategy? Slightly?'
Over there...
On Bameng Mountain, Zhang Hemeng's head is a big village, and the moon and stars are scarce at this moment, but the location of the Chinese army's big tent is brightly lit.
The scout and the scout sent the latest information to Zhang He.
Without exception, for five days... Zhang Fei would juju every day, and he would whip the soldiers every day, he would get drunk, and he would let the soldiers who won the juju accompany him to drink with him after the juju.
"It seems that the weakest time for Zhang Fei's military village is noon..."Zhang He pointed to the map and analyzed: "At noon, Zhang Fei drank the most and was the most drowsy, and it was also the most lax time in the entire military village... It is also the time when our army will disintegrate and annihilate it in one fell swoop! β
Speaking of this, Zhang He immediately gave the order, "Where is General Han Hao?" β
"The end will be."
"You immediately spread the pigeon to the two Xiahou generals in Dangkou, let them send troops tomorrow and arrive at the exit of Bameng Mountain at noon, and this general will lead the army to kill at noon! The two armies attacked and let this fly to death under this Bameng Mountain! β
"Whoa!"
With Han Hao's order...
All the deployments for a big war have been completed, and it is time to finally close the net!
It's just that I don't know if it's Cao Wei and Zhang He's net?
Or is it the net of Shu Jun Zhang Fei?
Net!
It's a big net β
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(End of chapter)