Chapter 187: Scumbag's Top Consciousness!
"That's right, that's right!"
Li Zhimeng reacted, and raised his hand to compare with his middle finger: "Flower heart ghost!" You have chosen Gu Panyan, how embarrassed to come and find Yanyan. ”
Wang Ge pursed his lips and returned a middle finger to her: "I didn't pay attention to you, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." ”
"I'm a hero, when the road is uneven, draw a knife to help!"
"Well said, Li Daxia, where is your knife?"
"My Knife ......"
Li Zhimeng looked around, didn't see anything that could be used as a knife, and was about to say something like "the knife is not in my hand, the knife is in my heart", or "I am the reincarnation of a praying mantis, my arm is my knife", but Yu Guang noticed the little civet cat lying on his lap, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Watch me meow out of the sheath!"
She raised Xiaoge with one hand, shook Xiaoge's tail with the other, and used the cat's tail as a sharp blade, making a gesture to cut it over, "Stinky scumbag, eat me with a knife!" ”
"Meow ......"
The little civet cat looked at Chen Yanxi and let out a helpless cry for help.
Seeing this, Wang Ge immediately followed suit, and also turned his head to look at Chen Yanxi, pointed his finger at Li Zhimeng, pretending to be pitiful and said: "Xixi, look, she bullied me. ”
Chen Yanxi: "......"
She rubbed her forehead with some headaches.
"Oh, the wicked sue first."
Li Zhimeng was cold, put down the little civet cat, and waved his hand, "I can't stand it anymore, I want to go." ”
She didn't want to stay here as a light bulb, so after a few words of fighting with Wang Ge, she decisively made an excuse to slip away.
"Let's go, let's go, bye-bye, I'll play next time."
Wang Ge was not polite at all, leaned lazily on the sofa, raised Erlang's legs and waved at her, like the male owner of the family.
"Stinky and shameless."
Li Zhimeng grimaced at him, snorted, got up and walked out the door.
Chen Yanxi didn't speak until Li Zhimeng was leaving, she stood up and went to see Li Zhimeng off.
When she came back and sat back in her original position, Wang Ge stepped forward, not feeling weak or guilty at all because she had chosen Gu Panyan before, but covered her heart with a sad face: "Xixi, you have changed, you have disappointed me too much." ”
Chen Yanxi was a little puzzled: "What? ”
"I was in the classroom before...... You actually did that to me. Wang Ge looked up at the sky, then shook his head and sighed, "I never expected that I believed in you so much that you would actually push me into the fire pit." ”
What he said was naturally in the classroom, and Chen Yanxi deliberately asked him to do the things he chose.
"Huh?"
Chen Yanxi thought for two seconds, still looking incomprehensible, and asked suspiciously, "I don't seem to have done anything to you, isn't it Gu Panyan who wants to do something exciting to you?" ”
"Don't pretend!"
Wang Ge complained loudly, "I don't believe you can't understand what I'm talking about!" ”
"Hmmm......"
Chen Yanxi lowered his head slightly, thoughtful, "Could it be that you are blaming me for ruining your good deeds?" ”
Wang Ge was stunned: "Huh? ”
"Actually, you really want to do something exciting with Gu Panyan in the classroom, and because of my existence, the exciting thing can't be done, so you're blaming me for this, is that so?"
Wang Ge: "......"
"How is it possible, there is still surveillance in the classroom."
He retorted.
"So, you're not willing to do exciting things in the classroom with Gu Panyan, right?"
"That's right."
"Then I stopped her, why don't you not thank me, but blame me?"
Chen Yanxi asked with a puzzled face.
"You, you, you!"
Seeing Chen Yanxi pretending to be stupid, Wang Ge's eyes widened, "You are secretly changing concepts!" Sophism! ”
Chen Yanxi showed a slight smile in his eyes.
Wang Ge snorted and stretched out his arms at her: "You are foolish, come over and let me hug me, otherwise I will be angry." ”
“…… It's so greedy, you didn't choose me. ”
Having said that, Chen Yanxi still moved his position slightly and got closer to him.
Wang Ge reached out to wrap his hand around her shoulders as he wished, and buried his face obsessively in Chen Yanxi's hair.
Sure enough, Xi Xi is still the same Xi Xi, her mood is very stable, even if Wang Ge didn't choose her in the classroom before, she won't have any little temper or awkwardness with Wang Ge.
It is said that only children who can cry can eat sugar, Xixi's temperament should not be able to eat sugar since he was a child...... Wang Ge thought wildly, and hugged her tighter: "Xixi, I love you so much."
I feel like I'm about to become a fool who can't live without Heiki. ”
Chen Yanxi pursed his lips and didn't respond, but asked, "You still have to go to class later, right?" ”
"Hmm."
"With Gu Panyan?"
“…… Well. ”
Wang Ge nodded with difficulty.
"Mind if I go along?" Chen Yanxi asked.
“…… Can I mind? ”
"Absolutely."
Hearing this, Wang Ge didn't breathe a sigh of relief, and heard Chen Yanxi say:
"But you just said that you love me so much, you can't live without me or something."
The look of doubt appeared on her white and beautiful little face again, "Are you lying to me?" ”
Wang Ge: "......"
"Don't say it, don't say it."
He cried and wailed, "I was wrong Xixi, you let me go, I beg you." ”
Chen Yanxi pursed his lips: "Then remember to choose me next time." ”
And next time?
Wang Ge wailed in his heart, but the expression on his face was very firm, "I will definitely choose you!" Next time, Gu Panyan will cut me with a knife, and I will choose you too! ”
I only agreed to choose you, but I didn't say that I would only choose you, right......
"Well, there will be a lot of such things in the future, you have to get used to it."
Chen Yanxi smiled slightly, "Otherwise, it will be difficult for your greedy ideas to come true." ”
How do you get used to it, walking on the tip of a knife every day...... Wang Ge sighed: "At least let me slow down, don't come up and be so exciting." ”
In fact, he is not afraid, but nothing else is fine, Yanbao and Xixi have deep feelings for him and will not leave him easily, he is mainly worried about his own mental problems.
This is no small feat.
If you get sick and say something hurtful, you will regret it.
Regarding his illness, Wang Ge did not plan to tell Gu Panyan and Chen Yanxi about it.
On the one hand, the cause involves the secret of his two lives, which is a dead knot.
On the other hand, it is useless to tell them, they can't help, his own mental problems can only be solved by himself, telling them will only make them worry in vain.
Although most of the time he is complaining about misery and bad mood, he will always go to Yanbao and Xixi for comfort.
However, men, there are always some things that you have to carry by yourself.
For example, the aunt who comes every month...... Ahem.
Of course, none of this is the most important thing.
The most important reason is that he wants to use his illness as the last hole card after things have gone bad and irreparable.
It's as if he used the admission letter of Changchuan University as a last resort to save his cigarette treasure.
The admission letter is essentially a moral kidnapping, and he takes advantage of his illness, which is essentially a miserable sale.
Of course, the essence is different, but it is the same despicability.
Anyway, he's already a scumbag, so if it's despicable, it's despicable, Wang Ge doesn't care.
Although the probability of such a thing happening is very small in the current situation, once it happens, the consequences are unacceptable to him.
So no matter how small the probability is, he has to take precautions.
This is the top consciousness of being a scumbag, always thinking about how to remedy failure after failure.
PS: Don't scold, don't scold, I will definitely try to update it during the summer vacation
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